Li Yibai is actually ready to stay in the bedroom honestly on Valentine's Day, but with clairvoyance and ears, he can't be quiet even if he wants to, his ears are ringing with confessions, and the scene of showing affection between lovers is in his eyes. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Forced to be helpless, he can only start the Tanabata couple breakup plan!

Really, he was forced to be helpless!

God pity!

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Couple Breakup Plan One.

In the aisle next to the girls' building.

A girl walked briskly in anger, and behind her, a boy trotting all the way, it seemed that there seemed to be some small conflicts between the couple.

The girl suddenly stopped, pushing the boy and asking, "You say, you say, are you going to be okay with other girls behind my back?" ”

How could the boy admit this, and said in a resolute tone: "No, absolutely not, I can swear to God that I definitely did not betray you!" ”

The girl said coldly: "Okay, you swear, if you can't satisfy me, we'll break up today, you go and go with your stinky woman!" ”

The boy hurriedly raised three fingers, "I swear, I, Yan Xiaobai, am loyal to Sun Xiaoling, if I love you and other women at the same time, then let a pie fall from the sky and stun me!" ”

This oath can be described as fresh and refined, avoiding the consequences of five thunderstorms in the sky, and it is almost impossible to fall a pie from the sky, even if he is really unfortunate to be bumped into, how can he be stunned by a pie!

Therefore, this vow can be said to be seamlessly compiled!

Lao Tzu is too twitchy!

The boy can't help but secretly admire himself in his heart!

However, there are always exceptions, Li Yibai is a bug that specializes in breaking the rules of the game!

What the?

Want to be knocked out by a pie?

Li Yibai was a little hungry, and he was just about to eat the leftover pie in the morning, but when he heard the boy's request, he immediately dispelled the idea of eating the pie, and then turned around-

Throw the pie in your hand towards the boy!

Even if he is crooked, he can use the Wind Resisting Technique to change the trajectory of the pie!

All in all, no matter which direction he throws the pie, the final landing point is the boy's head, which is like the law of nature, which cannot be changed!

Li Yibai sighed secretly while throwing it out, "Senior brother, such a suspicious girl is not worthy of your love anymore, boldly let go and chase new love!" ”

After the pie was thrown into the air, the pie whistled towards the boy's head like an arrow off the string!

In the end, it turned out to be ......

Was......

Smash the boy and faint him!

The girl left angrily on the spot, "And said that you didn't lie to me, even God can't stand it!" ”

Couple Breakup Plan -

Succeed!

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Couple Breakup Plan 2.

Library.

On Valentine's Day, the library is also an important scene for boys and girls to confess.

Li Yibai was waiting for the elevator on the first floor, and a pair of younger brothers and sisters standing in front of him were also waiting for the elevator.

The elevator came.

The boy whispered in the girl's ear and said, "Can you be my girlfriend?" ”

The girl looked at him shyly: "No...... Unless you take the elevator and get to the 10th floor before I take the stairs! ”

The boy was overjoyed, the speed of taking the elevator must be faster than taking the stairs, she has actually agreed to be his girlfriend!

It's a pity that she is thin-skinned and doesn't dare to admit it in front of everyone!

Therefore, as long as he takes the elevator to the 10th floor with peace of mind, she will be his girlfriend at that time!

However, there are always exceptions, Li Yibai is a bug that specializes in breaking the rules of the game!

When the girl walked to the entrance of the stairs, Li Yibai simply stopped taking the elevator and rushed directly to the entrance of the stairs, ignoring the girl's surprised gaze, he picked up the other party, and then used his fastest speed to run to the elevator on the tenth floor.

Seeing that the elevator was only showing the number 9 at this moment, and there was still one floor to reach the 10th floor, Li Yibai left in a dashing manner, hiding his merit and fame!

Couple Breakup Plan -

Succeed!

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Couple Breakup Plan 3.

Lakeside.

When Li Yibai passed by here, he saw a pair of younger brothers and sisters sitting there looking at the scenery, and the boy whispered in the girl's ear; "Would you like to be my girlfriend...... I've liked you for a long time......"

The girl's expression was extremely shy, although she really wanted to be the other party's girlfriend, but she couldn't agree so quickly, so she excused herself: "No...... You're so handsome, I'm not at ease...... I'm afraid you'll get along with other girls in the future......"

Li Yibai thought that he couldn't let this boy miss a great opportunity like he was at the beginning, so he picked up a floor tile and ran over quietly, smashing it on the handsome face of the junior!

Until he was beaten so much that he couldn't even tell what his mother looked like.

Li Yibai roared away from the sky, "Come on, junior, senior can only help you get here!" ”

Couple Breakup Plan -

Succeed!

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Couple Breakup Plan 4.

Near the school.

At the entrance of Longzi Lake Express Hotel.

Because today is Valentine's Day, the express hotel can be said to be overcrowded!

Li Yibai was eating skewers in the snack street inside the school, and suddenly saw a young couple in front of the express hotel outside the school with clairvoyance.

The boy said, "My dear, I promise you a wonderful and unforgettable evening!" ”

When the girl heard this, she blushed and nodded.

The boy smiled and put his arm around the girl's shoulder, ready to open a room in the express hotel.

How could Li Yibai let them succeed, while running wildly, he took out a Qingre Pill and put it near his eyes, it was so sour, and tears flowed down directly!

Before rushing to the couple to open the room, Li Yibai slapped the boy's face, "You negative man, you actually opened a room with such a Bichi behind my back!" ”

Saying that, it was a burst of pear blossoms with rain crying!

And the expression on that face is as much as it can be sprinkled!

The girl was stunned on the spot and turned her head away!

And the boy ran and said, "Don't go, don't go, you listen to me, you listen to me, things are not what you imagined!" ”

The girl ran faster, "I don't listen, I don't listen!" ”

In the end, the girl called a taxi and left, leaving only the boy with a desperate face!

Couple Breakup Plan -

Succeed!

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Bedroom.

Li Yibai came back satisfied, with the help of clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear, it can be said that whether it is the younger brothers and sisters who are confessing or the couples who are already together, no matter where they are hiding in the school, no matter how hidden they are, they will become invisible in front of him Li Yibai!

Finally, after reviewing the wonderful moments along the way, Li Yibai was full of emotion, "Ah~~, the feeling of being a good person and doing good deeds is really cool!" ”

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