Chapter 011: Divine Doctor
Song Yu's actions frightened both Dr. Tang and Director Luo, didn't this smash their signboards?
Dr. Tang's eyes changed, and he was a little panicked, but he quickly said angrily: "Are you a doctor or am I a doctor, I have returned from studying at the University of Heidelberg in Germany, you kind of person who is not a good university, you are not even a doctor, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand!" ”
With a breath of air, Doctor Tang was like a three-coarse tongue, and suddenly his tongue was full of lotus flowers, and even he felt that he couldn't say such mean words in ordinary times.
The patient who had doubts because of Song Yu's words was instantly dispelled.
People graduated from the University of Heidelberg, and a charlatan dares to make a big deal here?
"Doctor Tang, I believe you, I will take as much medicine as you prescribe to me, as long as I can cure my recurrent lumbar muscle strain, I am willing to spend as much as I want." The patient said with a slight flattery as he propped up his waist.
When Dr. Tang heard this, this patient was really confused.
squeezed his smiling eyes and glanced at Song Yu disdainfully: In this round, I won! As for you damn thing, get as far as you can get!
Knowing the pride in Dr. Tang's heart, Song Yu just shook his head indifferently, casually turned to the patient's side, and then pinched the patient's waist and eyes with one hand.
"Ah, what are you doing!" The patient was in pain like killing a pig, so he almost didn't move the stool up and smashed Song Yu angrily.
Liu Feifei was also dumbfounded, but he believed in Song Yu's ability, and a mysterious smile suddenly appeared on his pretty face.
"Song Yu, you are in our Linxian Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital, you are so messy, believe it or not, I asked the security guards to kick you out?" Director Luo was stunned when he saw this, and when he woke up, he immediately became angry, as if his wife had cuckolded him.
"No, you can't just forget it, I'm going to call the police, I'm going to sue you for practicing medicine without a license and disrupting the order of the hospital!" While speaking, Director Luo took out his mobile phone to call the police.
Doctor Tang was immediately happy in his heart: "You stupid, you still think you are so awesome, you pinch people's waists like this, don't make people half crippled." ”
The old man next to him was so frightened that he hurriedly retreated a few steps, and the patient who was pinched by Song Yu suddenly became angry, and he stood up to reason with Song Yu.
But when he stood up, he suddenly felt a burst of refreshment, his waist was not sore, his legs were not painful, and his spirit was hundreds of times better than before!
The patient who was going to get angry with Song Yu grabbed Song Yu's hand.
"This gentleman, don't be impulsive, I've already called the police, the guard department is next door, the police will be coming soon!" Director Luo hurriedly grabbed the patient, and he felt that the patient was definitely going to beat Song Yu violently.
But then, except for Liu Feifei, everyone else was dumbfounded.
The patient burst into tears, held Song Yu's hand and said excitedly: "Divine doctor, you are the reincarnated living Bodhisattva, I have tormented my lumbar muscle strain for several years, it's good to be pinched by you, you are simply more divine than a divine doctor!" ”
Song Yule was humble for a while: "Sir, this is only a preliminary treatment, if you want to be completely cured, you must go to the pharmacy to buy some Zuogui pills and kidney warming pain relief pills, and at the same time, you must avoid overwork." ”
"Yes, yes, I will do what the doctor says." The patient excitedly shook Song Yu's hand again.
"This gentleman, don't listen to his nonsense......" Dr. Tang was in a hurry for a moment, his patient was instantly cured by others, which was simply a proper slap in the face.
", I understand the black-hearted nest of your hospitals, don't think I don't understand, these medicines you prescribe, if you go to settle the bill, it will cost me at least thousands of yuan, and the medicine prescribed by the divine doctor is only a few dozen yuan at most, you quacks who eat people without blinking!"
The patient is also on fire, and the disease can be cured for a few dozen yuan, but the traditional Chinese medicine hospital actually prescribed him thousands of yuan of medicine, isn't this obviously black money?
Finding a handful of money in his trouser pocket, the patient excitedly stuffed the money into Song Yu's hand: "Divine doctor, this money is not a tribute, I hope the divine doctor will accept it!" ”
How could Song Yu ask for the patient's money casually, and besides, he was unwilling to collect money for it.
But the patient was very excited, and insisted on stuffing the money into Song Yu's hand: "Divine doctor, it would be nice if there were more people like you in the hospital with excellent medical skills and noble medical ethics, now these quacks in the hospital are all a group of vampires, who only know how to take money, but don't know how to treat diseases!" ”
Doctor Tang quit, and was sneered at by the patient, his face was swollen, and the old man who ran over before instantly stood by Song Yu's side.
"Divine doctor, I was wrong, I was kind of blind, what a famous university graduate, I think it is a mouse in tiger skin. Divine doctor, you can also help the old man and me take a look. ”
The old man pulled Song Yu's sleeve and didn't let go, for fear that Song Yu would refuse to treat him.
Song Yu smiled faintly, took out a piece of the money in his hand, and then put the rest back into the patient's hand: "I only take a hundred, I won't take any more, you take the money." ”
Song Yu smiled and said to the old man: "It's okay, I'll help you take a look, and I'll take care of your illness as soon as I see it." ”
The old man's eyebrows instantly danced and smiled.
Director Luo and Dr. Tang's faces were pale, as uncomfortable as stepping on dog shit.
"Song Yu, you are treating the patients of our Chinese medicine hospital in my Chinese medicine hospital, are you provoking?" Director Luo said angrily.
"Uncle Luo, it seems that you brought Brother Song Yu in to see Brother Song Yu's medical skills, it doesn't seem good for you to talk like this." Liu Feifei's face was hot, this Uncle Luo was so embarrassed, she felt embarrassed for Uncle Luo.
Director Luo was exposed by Liu Feifei like this, and suddenly his old face couldn't hang up, and he only thought about why the police hadn't come yet.
Stompe!
Yingwu's steps entered the traditional Chinese medicine hospital, and a police officer with a hot body and a big waist and breasts led people into the orthopedic department.
"Who is practicing medicine without a license?" The beautiful police officer frowned.
"It's him, it's him!" After holding back for so long, Dr. Tang was finally able to speak happily.
Song Yu smiled lightly, could it be that he still had to answer, "Our hero, little Nezha?" ”
However, seeing the broad-minded female police officer, he immediately devoted himself to the cause of appreciating beautiful women.
A white greasy neck, a huge chest more than 36D......
No, how is it familiar?
Song Yu hurriedly looked up at the female police officer's face, and suddenly exclaimed, "Tang Siqi! ”
Almost at the same time, Tang Siqi also exclaimed: "Song Yu! ”
"Why are you here?" The two men asked in unison.
"You answer first!" Tang Siqi said domineeringly.
Song Yu originally wanted to say this, but was robbed by Tang Siqi, and after a twitch at the corner of his mouth, he said honestly: "I came with Miss Lu, but Miss Lu illegally detained me, so I escaped by myself." ”
"Now it's up to you to answer, why are you here?" Song Yu took a breath and asked.
"Me?" The corners of Tang Siqi's mouth curved into a dangerous arc, "I'm sorry, I'm the captain of the security department here, and this area is under my control!" ”
Tang Siqi walked up to Song Yu with a smile and said gloomily: "Boy, now that you are guilty of it in my hands again, what do you think you should do this time?" ”