Chapter 268: Very happy
"yes, where have you been? Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info everyone has returned to their souls, and you are still lying. I'm going crazy! Sneijder let go of Cheng Qianxun and asked eagerly. At this time, he should have recovered, although the remaining blood at the corner of his mouth had not been wiped clearly, but his physical strength must have recovered, and when he held her, he hugged her so tightly that he almost strangled her.
I didn't know where I was just now, everything was like a dream, but the black-winged angel she saw was true, and it shouldn't be a hallucination after death.
But Cheng Qianxun didn't want to say it, so he pretended to be like he hadn't come back to his senses after death, and blinked his confused eyes a few times: "Where... I don't know where ... ”
"Maybe the energy of the Ark of the Covenant made her soul fly far away?" Beelzebub was a little closer.
"Anyway, her ghost is back, and we have made good on our promise." Levidan was a little impatient, his thin arm propped up the snake's head, and after a while, he suddenly cracked his mouth: "The ark of the covenant, which has not been touched for three thousand years, actually let a woman touch it." That sanctimonious hypocrite will definitely be angry. ”
"Maybe you're getting angry up there, hahaha..." Mammon was so happy, he slapped the armrest of the throne several times, leaned back with a smile, and raised his hand to point at Cheng Qianxun: "Woman, good job, I like it." ”
Beelzebub also nodded: "Well, it's really good, you scolded the old immortal, and it was very comfortable to listen to." I would also like! ”
The unfair treatment of women along the way made Cheng Qianxun unbearable to scold several times, especially after Hoffman died, she finally vented completely, pointing to the ark of the covenant and scolding, just like pointing at God's face and scolding. And Satan, who is the opposite of God, naturally listens very well and is very happy.
Thinking of women being so unpopular, Cheng Qianxun said angrily: "What fairness, justice, kindness and fraternity, obviously it is all nonsense for the sake of preaching." The people who can really do this are actually the great Satans! ”
Levitan sneered: "Kindness and fraternity? ”
"Oops!" Mammon suddenly shouted loudly, and waved his hand at Levitan very dissatisfied: "I'm happy to hear it, don't ruin the fun, okay?" ”
"Miser, don't always grow up!" Levitan didn't know why, he wasn't very polite to Mammon this time, maybe Mammon just implicitly said that he was unhappy because he was a snake spirit. He looked at Cheng Qianxun and asked with interest: "Why is it kind and fraternal?" We are Satan, who is making fun of you, where does kindness and fraternity come from? ”
"Great Satan Levitan!" After Cheng Qianxun bowed, he said with certainty: "I am standing in front of you now, as if you and other satans have not told me to stand farther away, and I am not allowed to touch this or that." My male teammates and I, who are of equal status, may be eliminated because of poor ability, but we will never be eliminated because I am a woman. That's proof enough, right? ”
Levitan agreed slightly, and with his sucker-like fingers like a lizard, he tapped the throne handle: "There is some truth. For us, sometimes women do things that are more interesting and often unexpected. ”
Thinking that women were not allowed to approach the ark of the covenant, and that there were men and women everywhere, what men could do, women could not. Cheng Qianxun blocked a tone: "Great Satan, I want to ask, this god hates women so much, is it gay?" ”
The four Satans, except for Beryl, who was still asleep, were stunned, and then laughed maniacally.
And Mammon laughed even more, patting her thighs, and shaking her body vigorously with laughter: "You woman, you dare to say anything, it's so funny, hahaha... ”
"What don't you dare to say?" Cheng Qianxun said louder: "Isn't it, otherwise why does he target women in everything, obviously Adam wants to eat the fruit of distinguishing good from evil, or that Adam can't withstand the temptation after Eve's persuasion." It's like having a pot of delicious food on the table, but telling the child that you can't eat it. Is it possible for a child not to eat? It's not people who are really wrong, what are the seven original sins, they are all the innate survival needs of human beings, people need to eat, if they don't have these instincts, they all go to heaven, and there will be no more human beings on the earth. If there's something wrong, it's God too! ”
"Good!" Levitan unexpectedly patted the handle, pointed at her and approvingly: "That's right, so perceptive, no wonder you are alive." ”
"This woman is indeed a bit special, maybe it's because there are too few pure Oriental people here." Mammon turned sideways slightly, and there was still a smile on her dark face: "Little girl, feel it with your heart, maybe you can go farther than we imagined... ”
Although Mammon is stingy, she is the first of the four Satans to come into contact with her, and she feels that she is more talkative. Although he is like a naughty child, he likes to play tricks on people, and watches human emotions rise and fall for the sake of desire, but what he says at this time still has a lot of inner meaning.
I can't ask more, Satan will reveal some when he is in a good mood, how much or how much. If you want to know more, then take what to exchange!
Cheng Qianxun turned to bow to Mammon: "Thank you Satan Mammon for your appreciation, I will continue to work hard." I also want to live as long as possible, and I don't want to die right away. ”
"Okay, less sycophancy." Levitan said impatiently to Lisses, "You can arrange it, I'll go and rest first." ”
Watching Levitan disappear into the darkness along with the throne on which he was sitting, Mammon bared her teeth at it and muttered softly, "That's people who know how to appreciate, what kind of rest, about to peel off the skin." ”
Satan is swearing, but scathing and funny.
Lises, on the other hand, leaned on his staff, turned to Mathes and Bessais, and said, "Let's ask the two of you to arrange food and lodging." I'm so tired and need a break. ”
"Why is it us again, and it was the same last time, throwing both hands away, and nothing mattered. This level is still not under the jurisdiction of your master? Of course, Matheis was not happy, and he hadn't rested once since his level.
"My good manager!" Lises seemed to be aggrieved, and said pitifully in a hoarse voice: "It's not that you don't know my master's temper, look at me, it's become like this, it's a problem to walk, let alone serve such a group of people." If you can work harder, help me, otherwise I will only let them starve, and whoever is still alive will climb down the next floor. ”
To be honest, it is indeed not a good thing to have such a jealous master. Mammon is a little picky, but the underworld doesn't need to pay salaries, and it's useless to ask for money; Beelzebub just likes to eat, as long as he serves his two bloody mouths, and Besses likes to cook and cook. And listening to Lisses's words, his appearance is Levitan's change, and it is indeed a bit pitiful to become such an image similar to that of an evil witch of dark magic.
Mammon sneered: "If you don't look good, you make the manager even uglier." ”
Mathes babbled with his gloved fingers and exaggerated in front of his blood-red lipstick: "So I can only apply grease and powder and dress up carefully, otherwise how can I be worthy of the handsomeness of my master?" ”
Poof~, just the traditional image of the demon king of Mammon? With ram's horns, cow hooves, arrowheads and long tails, bat wings... Everyone wants to laugh but doesn't dare to laugh.
"This flamboyant mouth!" Mammon was happy again, and when she was in a happy mood, she agreed: "Then you can go and help arrange accommodation." The people are good this time, let them rest well, I'm still waiting to see the next floor. ”
"Yes, great Satanic Mammon!" As Matheas raised her hand, Mammon retreated with the glittering golden throne and disappeared into the darkness.
Beelzebub was obviously satisfied, so he said to Besses, "Anyway, you love to cook vegetables, so let them cook them." You've been laughing a lot for the past two days, and you don't want them to be so hungry that they can't even walk. Go ahead! ”
"Yes, yes, master!" Beses stammered in agreement.
"Don't forget my dinner, make it hearty..." These were the last words of Beelzebub before he disappeared into darkness.
Lisses also wanted to dodge, but Mathes insisted on asking him to push Beryl, who was still asleep, in. Lisses did so in order to leave as soon as possible. Watch as Lisses rests his staff on the fleshy, chubby Beryl, and pushes the bed-like throne with both hands, and fades into the darkness. Look at the throne and the volume of Satan on it, where is it like a sick and sick man?
"Alright, alright!" Matheus should have been a little tired, but he still had a mask-like smile on his face when he spoke: "You can rest for four days this time, so enjoy yourself." Do you want to eat first, or do you want to rest? ”
"I want to eat first." Although Cheng Qianxun is also tired, after being resurrected, he must eat a meal, otherwise he will die in vain: "Trouble the two managers." ”
Half an hour later, each of the nine people in this group was sitting on a special sofa, facing a mountain of delicious food in front of them.
Cheng Qianxun conjured up the sofa first, and she wanted a comfortable chair that could be thickly cushioned and wrap almost her entire body. When she conjured up and sat down, her teammates asked for it. She fulfilled all the requests of her teammates one by one!
"Fat intestines!" Bessaith placed a steaming pot of vegetables in front of Cheng Qianxun. On top of the soft and fat intestines cut into sections and shiny oil, there are also red chopped finely chopped red peppers, which are very appetizing at first glance.
"Orientals love animal offal?" Hoffman frowned slightly: "And it's still on a pig." ”
So the resurrected Nair explained to Cheng Qianxun. The Jews were very particular about eating: all plants and birds could be eaten, while animals were only allowed to eat artiodactyls, i.e., cattle, sheep, deer, etc. Pigs, rabbits, horses, camels, etc. are all unclean foods and should not be eaten. Cattle, sheep, and poultry that die unnaturally due to old age, sickness, and illness are also unclean and cannot be eaten. The Bible? The Old Testament also forbids the eating of raw meat; It is not allowed to eat beef and drink milk at the same time; Do not eat bloody food; It is not allowed to eat fat and fat under the peritoneum of cattle and sheep; It is forbidden to eat cow and sheep's tendons.
All animals that feed on scavengers in water, on land or in the air, including finless, scaleless, boneless, shellfish, such as eels, shrimps, lobsters, clams, etc., are also considered unclean food and cannot be eaten.
Cheng Qianxun frowned slightly: "Now that we have food and drink, in case there may be a lack of food on the next road, and the insects will have to chew the skin together, do you care about these?" I don't object to my personal religious beliefs, but things fall into my stomach, and if I don't get used to it, I'll be troubled when I haven't eaten anything. ”
Then she said loudly to Besses, "Boss, please bring me a basin of baked lobster in butter with thick noodles underneath." I also want four oysters, I want to eat chicken and duck blood soup, and I want to have a raw Arctic shell sashimi. If you can, give me another meatloaf! (To be continued.) )