4. Four

"Let me come, let me come, cheap and cheap, you directly sue sù Nezha, there is no way to reflect my unique handsomeness!" The man grabbed Yang Jian's sleeve and rushed to Yang Jian, looking at Nezha.

Nezha lay on Yang Jian's back and looked at him quietly, waiting for him to continue.

The man in the purple shirt straightened his shirt, stood straight, the curvature of the corners of his lips was slowly smoothed, and his face was devoid of half of the ruffian.

His right hand was slightly opened, and a weapon slowly turned from transparent to silver-gray in his hand, and a cold light appeared on it.

The sharp spines on the weapon were like a bird's beak lined up in a row, a row of nine teeth.

The weapon had a name known to the world - the Nine-Tooth Rake.

He smiled and held the nine-tooth nail rake in his arms, and said loudly; "I am one of the four gods of the North Pole, the first god of the thunder department who holds the thirty-six heavenly generals - Marshal Tianpeng!"

"Marshal Tianpeng......" The corners of Nezha's lips ripped an ugly arc, and he looked at the person in front of him with a black line, as if he had received nine heavenly thunders in his heart.

"You...... Be...... Canopy? Nezha hesitated for a while, but still asked stubbornly.

"Yes, Nezha, I am the most handsome and handsome Tianpeng brother in your heavenly realm, do you feel my handsomeness now?" Tianpeng blew the broken hair hanging down on the eyelids, collected the nine-toothed nail rake, and threw a wink at Nezha.

He ...... Is it really a canopy? Nezha still couldn't believe it, and turned his head sideways to ask Yang Jian.

"Yes." Yang Jian nodded, he looked at the man, his eyes were warm, and the corners of his lips smiled.

Well, Nezha decided to silently empty the image of Marshal Tianpeng as an uncle with a big belly and a lazy meal, and reluctantly changed it to this narcissistic second year.

"Third brother, I know you must have been shocked by my handsomeness, although you don't say it, but brother, I know that you acquiesced."

Nezha rolled his eyes silently, lowered his head and took an elixir and threw it in the air, without speaking.

She nestled in Yang Jian's arms, nibbling on the elixir while thinking, indeed, only a person like Tianpeng would be stupid enough to be reincarnated into the animal path.

Yang Jian held Nezha and led the canopy, and the diameter rushed to the thirty-three heavens.

Before entering the door, I saw a four or five-year-old boy in Tsing Yi standing in the courtyard, with his short arm against a huge alchemy furnace and throwing it to the right, and quickly ran to the right to catch it and threw it to the left, back and forth, without stopping.

Taishang Laojun was lazily leaning under a locust tree in the yard, gently shaking a purple bamboo bone landscape folding fan, and said to the child; "Balls, when they are ready, Master will give you two elixirs to eat."

"Thank you, Master, Master, is the best for the balls!" Xiao Tong raised his head and looked at his master gratefully, and nodded excitedly.

"Well, Maruko is really good, come to Maruko and say that Master and Father are the most beautiful, Master and Father will definitely be able to take Taiyi Zhenren's and give it to Master Listen." Taishang Laojun silently closed his eyes, ready to enjoy the praise of his apprentice.

"Okay, Master is the most ...... Sister Nezha! Halfway through her words, Maruko stopped abruptly and shouted loudly in a joyful tone.

Taishang Laojun opened his eyes and saw that the pill had thrown the alchemy furnace to the right, and without looking back, he ran to Yang Jian's side.

"Maruko...... Balls, the elixir for the teacher, the elixir for the teacher, hey! Taishang Laojun immediately blew up from under the tree and was furious.

The hundred-pound alchemy furnace flew obliquely to the right, getting lower and lower, lower and lower, and it looked like it was about to fall to the ground.

Tianpeng didn't say a word, only to see a piece of purple clothes flying, and in the blink of an eye, the alchemy furnace had fallen steadily to the ground.

"My elixir, I have worked hard to refine the elixir for many, many days! Maruko you ...... You are not allowed to eat any meatballs today, and whoever gives them to you is not allowed to eat them! Heavenly Laojun opened the lid of the furnace and looked at the elixir inside, staring at the pills with his eyes and yelling.

"Master, Father...... Maruko is wrong, Maruko forgot to see that Sister Nezha was too excited, Master forgave Maruko, ......" The boy pulled his sleeve with both hands and looked at Taishang Laojun with teary eyes.

"It's useless to cry, how many times has the teacher told you, when the elixir is about to be baked, it must be thrown around like this, thrown around, to ensure that the elixir can be evenly affected by the heat in the furnace in the end. You haven't come now, and you've ruined a furnace of elixir for your teacher. ”

"Master, Father Maruko is wrong, Maruko really forgot jì accidentally, ...... it" Maruko moved to Taishang Laojun's side and cried quietly.

"Mistakes can be corrected...... Yes, it's just that Maruko is the ninth day of the first month today, right? A hint of cunning flashed in Taishang Laojun's eyes.

"Well, Master, this pill remembers!"

"Well, I thought about it for the teacher, your child's family is growing up, and it can't be done if you don't eat, so I decided for the teacher, I want you to compensate me!" Taishang Laojun gently touched the head of the ball.

"Master, Father...... As long as Master and Father let the meatballs eat delicious, you can pay as much as you want. Maruko wiped away her tears, slowly stretched out her hand, and pinched the sleeves of her master's blue coat.

"Cheng, when you send something from your house later, you can let Master pick one or two." Taishang Laojun pretended to be very embarrassed and said.

"Uh-huh, good Master!"

"Well...... Good fart, if you agree, you will make me tea! Taishang Laojun glared at Maruko.

"Old goblin~ Spirit, this is your mistake, the ball is such a big child, you use it as a coolie every day, and you actually punish him." Tianpeng leaned against the alchemy furnace and looked at the figure of the pill pouting his little ass and leaving the courtyard.

"You are the old goblin~elf, does Marshal Tianpeng think that all the immortals are as rough as you, so he has lost his correct aesthetics?" Taishang Laojun's fingers slowly slid over his lips and said.

"I'm handsome, who looks like a girl like you, old goblin~elf!"

"You rough man!"

"Old goblin~elf!"

"Rough man!"

"Demon~Elf!"

"Stop arguing!" Nezha rubbed his frowning brows, yelled at the two, and said to the man in Tsing Yi who looked sideways; "Are you Taishang Laojun?"

"That's right, I'm Taishang Laojun." Taishang Laojun took a deep breath, stroked the black hair on his shoulders, and stroked his face and said.

"Aren't you supposed to be very old, I think you should be an old man with a crane hair and a childish face."

"Bah, what are you talking about, you have lived for so many years and are still a little doll, I should be an old man if I live longer, it is simply an insult to my appearance!"

"What about you...... It's called Taishang Laojun. Nezha thought to himself, this heavenly realm is different from what he remembers.

"Taishang Laojun, he has lived for too long, and his seniority is too high, and he is called Laojun just out of people's respect for him." Taiyi Zhenren walked from outside the door, glanced at Taishang Laojun's naked ~ exposed large area of honey-colored skin and said; "Although, he is disrespectful to the old."

"Taiyi, you ......"

"I'm just telling the truth." Taiyi Zhenren walked under the locust tree and picked a stone bench to sit in front of this Taishang Laojun.

"Taiyi...... Are you my master? Nezha asked.

"Naturally, otherwise, maybe you'll end up with Maruko."

"Real people...... In other words, Nezha's eldest sister's fate is not much better than that of pills. Tianpeng seemed to be a person who could restrain Taishang Laojun, so he immediately stepped up, shook his head, and said regretfully.

"Oh?" Taiyi raised an eyebrow.

"She's stupid, so stupid that she can't remember anything."

"Really?" Taiyi conjured up a cup of tea out of thin air, held it in his hand, lifted the tea lid, and looked down at the tea leaves in the tea cup.

"yes, isn't she stupid if she doesn't remember anything?"

"That's right." Taiyi Zhenren slowly raised his head and said to the canopy; "Even if you don't remember anything, my apprentice is smarter than you."

"Old man, you ......" Tianpeng silently clenched his fist.

"What am I ...... Remember, in the future, you are not allowed to call Taishang Laojun and the old demon ~ elf. Also, a few of you, don't say that Nezha is a girl. Taiyi Zhenren's tone was cold, but with full majesty.

"Me!" Tiancang rushed towards Taiyi Zhenren quickly,

But he didn't want to be stopped by Yang Jian.

Yang Jian held Nezha in one hand and controlled the canopy with the other.

He shook his head at the canopy.

"The real person was offended just now, and I hope the real person doesn't take it to heart." Yang Jian said.

"I'm not going to take it to heart."

"Then may I ask the real person, the third brother, is there any way?"

"My apprentice, if you can't do it, you have to conjure up a way." The real person drank all the tea.

"That real person, what kind of method can you say?" Yang Jian asked.

"You'll find out later, so why bother talking too much."

"What do we need to prepare, real person?"

"Nothing."

"Well, now ......"

"Wait."

"Wait?"

"Yes."

"What are you waiting for? I said you old man, can you speak clearly, Nezha is also your apprentice no matter what he says, is it really okay for you to be so cold-blooded? Tianpeng endured it for a long time, and finally couldn't help but speak.

"Oh, Nezha, are you cold-blooded for your teacher?" Taiyi looked at Nezha and asked.

Nezha listened to the familiar cold voice, and for some reason a trace of warmth appeared in his heart, and he shook his head involuntarily.

"I don't even say I'm cold-blooded, what do you think it has to do with me?"

"You old man, don't you want to fight!"

"Canopy, don't make a fuss." Yang Jian snorted at the canopy, looked at Taiyi Zhenren with a humble posture and said; "Tianpeng is also too anxious because he cares about the third brother, can the real person tell me what Ichi or II are waiting for?"

"Wait for someone."

"Wait for someone?"

"Well, I'm really tired of listening to you, I'll say okay, Nezha, the playful little ancestor, sneaked down to earth by himself, but he escaped the wrong reincarnation and ran into his body thousands of years later. And thousands of years later, she has naturally forgotten everything except for her memory. Taishang Laojun really couldn't look at the conversation between the two people, and explained it.

"I see." Yang Jian nodded; "So."

"Therefore, in the whole world, there is only one person who can remember Nezha." Taishang Laojun smiled and stretched out his index finger to point to the south.

"Yes, it's the little god who is offended." Yang Jian smiled, put Nezha down, and pulled the canopy to leave.

"Cheap...... What do you know about it?! Tian Peng was puzzled.

"It's okay, Nezha will be fine."

"Huh?"

"Well, with Nezha's master here, what are you worried about, let's find someone to talk about you." Yang Jian said and dragged the canopy out of the door, and left the thirty-third heaven without looking back.