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The other party's reaction was so unfriendly, Rao is city wall, and he also slightly fluzed-

Looking at the other party's battle, it shouldn't be a nobody, but if you are a person with a little status, it is difficult not to know that the person with the surname of the imperial capital is a royal family!

He has already indicated the identity of his side, and the other party not only did not immediately find out the way to come, but choked so much, which surprised the city wall that had not been nailed for many years.

But this matter is his own opinion, the prince did not say that he took the initiative to make friends, he went against the will of his master, he thought that he could handle it, and now not only did he not make friends with the other party, but also smeared the prince's face.

The city wall was so annoyed that he couldn't do it, but the other party sent out a woman, and he couldn't choke and play tricks like her!

When King Qi heard the situation outside, he frowned, but he didn't speak, he waited for the city wall to deal with it himself-

Although the city wall is his chief guard, the city family is also a solid family in the imperial capital, and he always has an arrogant atmosphere, so it is good to make him angry, let him eat a trench and grow wise, so as not to suffer greater losses in the future.

Shen Wu also knew what the master was thinking, and the master was training people, and it was not something they could handle.

While annoyed that he had smeared the prince in front of a Jianghu person, the city wall kept smiling and said, "This young lady is extremely right! ”

As soon as the city wall opened its mouth, it was 'Miss', which was the title of those noble girls in the imperial capital, but which noble lady would show up?

Sure enough, the woman's breath was uneven, and she said with contempt: "It's really an eye barrier, this girl is one of those noble ladies in your imperial capital who don't go out of the door and don't step out?" ”

Chengbi knew that she would reply like this, so he pretended to be frightened and said: "It's really a fault, it turned out to be a woman, the heroine is covered with a blue gauze in broad daylight, but she is clumsy under it, and she thinks that the heroine is a young lady in the imperial capital!" ”

Implication: Hehe, since you are not a noble lady in the imperial capital, as a woman in the rivers and lakes, you have nothing to pretend to be reserved!

Without waiting for the woman to erupt, the city wall continued: "It's just that there is only one way to Fengshan, and you and I are in parallel with the carriages and horses, so it may be difficult to travel safely, so I made my own claim to ask your lord to go first, but it is embarrassing for the woman!" ”

It was clear that the act of giving way was his own thoughtful consideration, but he was brainlessly counterattacked by the other party, but this kind of behavior has nothing to do with his own master, he is the only one who makes his own opinion, but it attracts the liver and lungs of the donkey who does not know the kindness.

A handsome young man with upright eyebrows on the city wall, such a serious mockery, where did the woman try, and she pulled out the saber at her waist in anger and waved her sword at each other.

Although the people around the woman did not agree with her behavior, the woman had already made a statement, so although they did not draw their swords and stood up, they clasped their hands around their waists and waited for them.

Seeing this, the city wall was about to suffer, and at the same time he was even more anxious and secretly said in his heart: Jianghu people!

All the guards here looked at each other's attitude wrongly, and they also held the hilt of their swords in their hands to prevent the other party from attacking first.

Just when the two sides were tense, there was a person walking far away on the road leading to Fengshan.

From afar, I heard the man's voice coming: "Is it Feng Seventh Prince ahead?" ”

Hearing this, the city wall breathed a sigh of relief, pressed back the sword that he wanted to draw from his waist, and replied: "It is the head of the family!" Is the person who came to be the medicine boy of the doctor of the miracle? ”

The man soon appeared at the intersection and said, "It's the kid, it's the kid!" ”

After standing firmly, Guang Sleeve brushed off the dust on his clothes, bowed slightly to the city wall, and said: "The kid came to greet the son on the order of the family teacher, but the kid delayed the hour, and asked the son to forgive him!" ”

"Little Housheng, is your master a doctor of Mu Shen?" Before the city wall could reply, the woman grabbed and said: "We are from Jiangnan, you hurry up and lead the way, my master will go up the mountain to seek medical treatment!" ”

The medicine boy turned a deaf ear to this, but continued to the city wall: "It's not early, the son has already driven tired, please go with the boy!" ”

After speaking, turn around and leave, this is the rhythm of leading the way.

The woman was once again left to dry, so angry that she drew her sword at the city wall and slashed it!

"Drink!"

The wall was completely unaware of the other party's movements, but years of experience made him draw his sword and jump off his horse, dodging the catastrophe.

The horse was frightened and ran to the side, and the city wall reacted quickly, pulled the reins, tiptoed again, turned over on the horse again, pointed the sword at the woman, and went to war at any time.

The two sides were once again in a state of hostility, and the medicine boy who led the way had to stop.

"Yun Yi retreat!"

Finally waiting for the main master, a man's voice came from the iron-clad carriage, saying: "The son values harmony, and the little sister is rude and offended!" ”

As soon as the man's voice came out, everyone else put away their swords and ceased to be hostile, and the woman named Yunyi glared angrily at the city wall, and also withdrew the drawn long sword, and beat the horse back into the crowd.

"Please go first!" The man said, "I'll be there later!" ”

At this time, if you are modest enough to make connections, you will really be discrediting the prince.

The city wall Yao bowed his hand to the man in the carriage and said, "Accept!" ”

However, hehe, looking at the attitude of this medicine boy, it's one thing for you to not be able to go to Fengshan!

So with a group of guards, the medicine boy opened the way and marched all the way to Fengshan.

Seeing the carriage of the city wall overtaking them and walking in front, Yun Yi angrily returned to his carriage and complained to the people inside by the window: "Why did my brother let that villain go first, and he had the prestige of others in vain!" ”

The person inside the "cough cough ......" seemed to be suppressing the pain and said: "Didn't you notice that from beginning to end, that Feng Gongzi didn't say a word?" ”

"Humph!" Yun Yi then thought that from beginning to end, it was the guard who took the lead, and even the elder brother came forward to ease the atmosphere and gave the other party no appearance.

"Who knows if he's dumb or not!"

Of course, King Qi is not dumb, but King Qi can only be dumb now, because-

Her little princess whispered in his ear with great interest: "Isn't that joke funny just now? Is this impossible? I was told plainly that this is one of the funniest jokes in human history! ”

The warm breath sprayed in his ears, and she said, "Then I'll tell you another joke!" ”

"Once upon a time there was a mountain, there was a temple in the mountain, there was an old monk and a little monk in the temple, the old monk said to the little monk: apprentice, tell you a joke for the teacher: once upon a time there was a mountain, there was a temple in the mountain, there was an old monk and a little monk in the temple, the old monk said to the little monk: apprentice, tell you a joke for the teacher."

After speaking, the agent stiffened his face and said, "Hahaha!! ”

King Qi: "......"

The strength is confused!

System Jun laughed wildly: 'Hahahahaha...... It's embarrassing!! ’

Small Theatre:

King Qi: Don't disturb idlers, don't you see people in love!!

Agent: No, Chu Ci said that these are very funny jokes!

System-kun: 'The fastest way to turn ice into water is to remove two points!' It's a really funny joke!

Chu Ci at home: Huh? Where's that book of bad jokes from yesterday?