Chapter 165: Arsenic
The dog spun in circles for the rest of his life.
He looked at the dog and said, "It's rare, this wine money is wiped out, and you have the right to respect you as a dog." ”
The weasel was stunned and looked up at the rest of his life, "You are long, you are good, tall and handsome, if I were my niece, look, I must be you." ”
"Alright, alright, and then I'll give you another pot. "The rest of his life is busy stopping it, and he is embarrassed to shoot this sycophant.
"Pocket, go around. The slightly drunk weasel stuttered a little.
It pointed to the suckling pig again, "This pig looks good, although it has lost a little weight, but the stew, stewed pork ribs are still very good." ”
"What do you say, you will become a mount from now on. "The rest of my life teased arsenic.
"Riding a pig?" said the weasel, "Then feed so thin, your conscience, won't your conscience hurt." ”
Yu Sheng said: "It's not me who rides, why does my conscience hurt?"
"Oh, the man who rides it is so immoral. The weasel said and fed arsenic a glass of wine.
Arsenic licks curiously, and immediately unlocks a new world, which he drinks with the help of the weasel.
"Taste my greens. Yu Sheng handed it a pair of chopsticks, "What else?"
"Here, let's have a bunny. The weasel took a chopstick of green vegetables into his mouth, chewed and nodded, "It's really good." ”
"The only downside is not in the lobby. The weasel said, "Otherwise, there must be a lot of people who say I'm like a human by now." ”
"When are those Demon Hunters leaving?" the weasel asked Yu Sheng.
"When the rain stops, it seems like you're going to the demon city in the north. Yu Sheng said.
"What?" the weasel sobered up, "The Demon Hunter went to the Demon City? ”
"I heard that there are many opportunities, because there are many monsters in the demon city, and the city lord does not act, and the people in the city can only guard against monsters by themselves. Yu Sheng said.
"Why can't all living beings live in harmony? The weasel shook his head and ate the greens.
"Before you say that, have you ever considered how the greens feel?" Yu Sheng said, "and chickens and ducks." ”
"Well, people really can't get along peacefully. The weasel said.
Yu Sheng stood up to clean up the rabbit, three copies of the inn have not been sold today, but I can make one for the weasel.
"Shopkeeper, arsenic. Ye Zigao shouted outside.
"Here it is. The rest of his life returned.
The weasel stopped his chopsticks, "You, you, you actually poisoned! He stared at the rest of his life, revealing an unwilling gaze.
Yu Sheng was stunned, and then understood, "This is arsenic." "He kicked the suckling pig.
"This, this is arsenic?" the weasel breathed a sigh of relief for the rest of his life, "Your uncle, scared me to death, how could you take such a broken name." ”
Yu Sheng said: "You deserve to be scared to death, and it's not because of your brother that I named this name." ”
"My brother?"
Just as Ye Zigao came in, Yu Sheng pointed at him and said, "The pig before him was eaten by your brother." ”
Only then did the weasel understand the meaning of the name, "Then this name is really good, I dare to protect them from eating it easily in the future." ”
Ye Zigao picked up the arsenic, but the arsenic "hummed and chirped" at the weasel.
Ye Zigao said vigilantly: "What did you do to arsenic?"
"Rush, rush, what can I do?" said the weasel.
Seeing arsenic arching towards the weasel, Yu Sheng said, "Does it want to drink?"
When the weasel heard this, he handed over a cup, and the rest of his life caught and fed the arsenic, and the arsenic drank it all.
Ye Zigao patted his arsenic buttocks, "Your heart is so big, your predecessors died in their hands like this." ”
Arsenic snorted, his eyes were confused, and he was already a little up.
"What does it mean to die at their hands? The weasel said, "I'm not like those glamorous sluts." ”
"What's the difference?"
"I've never been a robber. The weasel said.
"That's a weasel that only gives New Year's greetings to chickens. Ye Zigao went out with arsenic in his arms.
"Wait, I still have a question to ask. "The weasel beckons to the tall leaves.
"He certainly said no. Yu Sheng said and went out.
When he packed up the rabbit and came in, the weasel was already drunk.
It sat across from the dog, "Brother, do you think I look like a human?"
"Wang. ”
"You don't think it's like it, but you win people's opinions. The weasel said.
"Wang. ”
"Brother, the weasel is like this, the bones are inserted into the heart, and it is difficult to become a demon if you don't take it off. ”
Seeing Yu Sheng coming in, the weasel said: "They are good people, they have been born for five hundred years, and they don't have to turn into human form." ”
"Wang. ”
"You're right, they're so dissatisfied, they've wasted five hundred years of Taoism. The weasel said.
Yu Sheng put the plate down, "Do you understand what the dog says?"
"I don't understand, I'm not a dog, I'm a weasel. The weasel emphasized the word wolf.
"Your uncle, I don't understand your shit. Yu Sheng said.
"What, fart?" the weasel looked at the rest of his life drunk, wondering why he made this request.
"Don't don't, I was wrong, I was wrong. Yu Sheng said busily.
Although this room is for storage, I don't want to be filled with strange smelly things.
"It's you, it's you if you don't let it go, I just had a fart. ”
It nibbled on a piece of rabbit meat, "If you give me another pot of wine for free, I won't let it go." It said with a smirk.
"Your uncle, you have learned to ask for a fart. Yu Sheng said angrily.
"Just kidding. The weasel said, "This rabbit meat is good, and it is better cooked than raw." ”
"You go out, I'll talk to Brother Dog for a while. "The weasel chased him.
"The dog also charges money for chatting. Yu Sheng said, waiting for the weasel to look at him, "I'm kidding too." ”
Yu Sheng went out again and was busy for a while before coming in, and saw a dog and a weasel gnawing on a rabbit bone with each other, chatting very lively.
Of course, the main thing is that the weasel is saying, and the dog echoes the "Wangwang" from time to time.
This weasel is drunk and talkative, chatting all over the world. After listening for the rest of their lives, they had talked about the difference between pheasants and ducks and domesticated ones.
If you continue to talk about it, you will teach the bad dog, and stop it for the rest of your life, "It's not early, it's time to go back." ”
"Really?" said the weasel, spitting out the bones, "it's fun to gnaw on the bones." ”
It stood up and said to the dog, "Let's go, brother, let's talk another day." ”
It staggered after the rest of his life, "By the way, remember to bring me that pot of wine." ”
"You pay the bill first. Yu Sheng said.
"You dare to earn weasel money. "The weasel leaned against the wall and counted the money for the rest of his life.
"I dare to earn any ghost money. Yu Sheng took the money and took a pot of wine and handed it to it, "You can come over at night in the future, there will be few people at that time." ”
"No, what if I don't have any people?" said the weasel, "and I still have to beg for a seal." ”
Yu Sheng said: "I have an idea to let others say that you are like." ”
"What's the idea?" the weasel looked at the rest of his life.
"Forget it, let's not talk about it. "Yu Sheng felt that his idea from his previous life was too sharp.
If you accidentally prevalence in the weasel world, it would be a sin to create a large number of Wong Tai Sin, after all, not all weasels are like the weasel in front of you.
The weasel was drunk and didn't ask any further.
It staggered to the backyard door, "Go back, don't send it." ”
"I'm afraid you'll steal my chicken. Yu Sheng said.
"I'm talking about dogs. "The drunken weasel is not to be outdone.
"Wang", the dog at the feet of the rest of his life didn't know what to say.