I pushed the door open and went in, and they were all stunned, looking at me with surprised expressions.

I was also stunned, what the hell does this mean, I just came back late, as for them looking at me like this, I don't know what they are thinking, they must be thinking about bad things.

I was embarrassed for a moment, and sure enough, it was as I expected.

The professor was the first to ask actively: "Third brother, let me ask you a question, do you see if you can answer it?" "

"If you're sick, test me, give me a set." I pulled out my cigarette and smoked it.

"Test what you've just done, it's accurate, come and try, we've all tried."

"Okay, you can say it."

"If a goddess talks to you, you are very excited, and then accidentally spray the goddess with a spit star, you must remember clearly, it is so disgusting that it sprays into the mouth of the goddess, remember that your spit star entered the mouth of the goddess." The professor spoke very seriously.

I interrupted him directly: "You're fucking evil and disgusting, do you think the goddess of men is listening with her mouth open when I speak, besides, can it be so coincidental, Lao Tzu has a hard time throwing a melon seed into his mouth, let alone spitting Xingzi." I retorted.

"How is it impossible, you weren't late for melon seeds, and you have eaten bird poop, just the last time you competed with me in the playground, you raised your head and threw melon seeds in your mouth, have you forgotten?" The professor laughed wildly in the dormitory.

"Get out of here, Professor, your uncle." I said that this was going to the professor, and the professor quickly begged for mercy and continued.

"It's impossible, you just remember that your spit Xingzi went into the goddess's mouth, and then a month later, the goddess's best friend was actually pregnant, and then I went to the hospital for an examination, and it was actually a buddy in your bedroom." The professor finished with a lewd expression.

"And then." I asked.

"It's over."

"Is it over?"

"It's over."

"What's the problem, idiot." I'm really anxious about his IQ.

"Now that you think about the process of this matter, what conclusions can you draw?" The professor said.

"Such a simple question, you said a lot of nonsense, and the result was that the goddess's best friend and my buddy in the bedroom got better, and then got pregnant." I smoked and swung around.

"If the answer were that simple, would I have told you so carefully? From this, you must have done nothing good. The professor said.

"Third child, why did you just go, did you make love with Gillian again, the weather is getting colder and colder, you are not afraid of freezing at night." The plane picked up the bottle and drank beer.

"Airplane, you are such a fart, the old three boxes of Gillian are doing sports together, they can't stand the heat, how can it be hot." The ostrich smiled and laughed.

"What nonsense are you talking about, grass." Mantou seemed to be angry, and went to his own bed alone, looking out of place with others.

The professor continued to ask me: "Third brother, think about it again, remember the main point, it is the result of your spittle. "The professor gave me another clue to think about.

"Theirs, a pregnancy caused by a mouthful of foaming stars." I said.

Then there was a burst of wild laughter, only the steamed buns did not participate in it, and actually covered their heads with a quilt and hid in the quilt to isolate us.

"Forget it, I'll tell you, you all have pig brains, I have reminded you so clearly, I still can't think of it, let me admire your IQ, this hard injury can only be a congenital defect."

"Professor, don't provoke hatred, the lethality is more than 10,000 points, and it is more brutal than your game journey." Ostrich said.

"I'll tell you, it was the third child's spittle that spit into the goddess's mouth."

"It's disgusting, grass." The plane said.

"Don't interrupt, the goddess's best friend is pregnant, the test result is the buddy in the third bedroom, then the result must be established, it can only be assumed that the third licked the little tadpole of the bedroom buddy, and then spit into the mouth of the goddess, and the goddess licked her best friend's little bubble again, so the little tadpole punctured the small bubble, and the goddess's best friend was pregnant, so the reasoning process, is it not perfect, prefect, is there any, is it 100% true."

", this Nima relationship is so complicated, I said teach you can they be normal, is this useful for learning?" The plane scolded.

"Of course it works, this truth tests the ability of logical thinking, you know a fart."

"And who will be the owner of that little tadpole you are talking about?" Ostrich asked.

", this question is really level, according to my observation, there is no one who can go to the third bed in our dormitory except steamed buns, so I say...... This little tadpole is a steamed bun. "

After the professor finished speaking, I rushed over and said that he was overwhelmed on the bed, beaten violently, and was making a fuss, and the steamed bun said loudly: "You guys are really fucking sick, aren't you, Lao Tzu and him Liu Yang have a chicken feather relationship, you have to be involved with Lao Tzu, professor, you have nothing to fuck and jerk off by yourself, what are these hooligan jokes, look at your ball." "

"You're sick." The professor was also enraged, and he was still arguing with us just now, and this sudden 180-degree change made even me, the ostrich, and the plane feel that the steamed buns are really sick.

I didn't expect the steamed bun to jump off the bed, such a high bed, he jumped down barefoot, rushed at the professor, the professor used to punch hard, the two of them scuffled together, we were in a hurry, and quickly pulled them away.

The professor said indomitablely: "Steamed buns, I'm a grass and mud horse, Lao Tzu provoked you, what kind of nerves are you, who they are on your way to eat, and it doesn't please anyone to look at, what the do you have, just go at whom, what kind of ability is bullying Lao Tzu, don't you just like Gillian?" People Gillian doesn't like you, what does it have to do with Lao Tzu, you are still anxious with Lao Tzu, if you have the ability, go and sleep Gillian, isn't he your goddess? Go ahead, look at your wretched strength, and pretend to be majestic for me. "

"Professor, don't talk about it." The ostrich scolded.

"Steamed buns, what's wrong with you, is it that my brother can't do it, or is there something wrong, I see that something is wrong with you these days, you are alone all day long, you don't have to be with us, and you don't have to talk anymore, what do you mean, let's make it clear today, how many brothers are here, are you uncomfortable in your heart?" The plane pulled the steamed bun aside and said to the steamed bun.

Mantou was angry, didn't say anything, walked straight to the door, opened the door and went out, the door slammed and slammed.

"What the hell is the grass, what is the steamed bun, what is the matter?" The professor looked aggrieved.

"The third child, you have a sentence, you know how to smoke, you don't look at what he has become, where did the steamed buns go this big night?" The ostrich patted me and asked.

"How the hell do I know where he can go?" Then he picked up the bottle and blew it.

Isn't the steamed bun just because of Gillian? More than once or twice, steamed buns are such a person, he can't hide things, if anything on his mind will be written on his face, his impulsive personality will definitely not be able to help but stimulate, thus exposing it, I don't know what he is, I don't know what he thinks, since he gave Gillian a gift to make it public, he has always had something on his mind, when I decided to be together with Gillian, how angry he was, when I deliberately made Gillian angry, if he hadn't remembered that I was Liu Laosan, he would have beaten me eight hundred times, Who am I, can I not know?

The more I think about it, the more chaotic my heart becomes, these things, how can I make a decision, I like someone, maybe I like to drink the feeling of this person together, just because I'm happy, so am I happy now? Is the previous Gillian with pear blossoms and rain still there? In the past, we stayed together and listened to Jay Chou's songs, looking at the blue sky and blowing the breeze, how simple and happy, but now when we see it, we make a lot of noise, even to the point that we have nothing to say, what has changed.

Smoked cigarette after cigarette, still can't solve the problem, steamed bread has been out for a while, now at this time where can he go, the more we think about it, the more worried we are, the plane looked at us and stood up and said: "He is a brother, what can't be done, the fight is lively, who is he holding this grudge, I am in a hurry with whom, don't stay, let's go find the steamed bun together, what are you waiting for, it's a little faster, that fool has an incident, who will feel better." "

"Go, go, go, hurry up, the stinky mouth of the plane is like a basin of, say something that you don't have, hurry up and find it." The professor thought about it, threw away the cigarette butt, and said first.

Suddenly, we were all in a hurry, and we rushed out, the professor walked in the front, just about to open the door, I don't know who kicked the door open from the outside, the force was very great, the professor was directly knocked away, we all wanted to rush out, hit him, at this moment the mood is like venting.

Who knew that the person who kicked the door was Mantou, and he came back, his eyes were red, but his eyes were very determined.

"You're a fucking idiot, fuck, what are you doing to me, I'm messing with you." The professor got up from the ground in pain and continued to curse his mother.

The steamed bun pointed at the professor as if he had changed and said viciously, "Do you say it again?" "

The professor wanted to scold his mother like before, but then he closed his mouth and didn't speak again, and he was probably stopped by the steamed buns.

I wanted to happily return to 613, but I didn't expect it to be like this, tonight's dormitory is very quiet, I can't even hear the sound of breathing, I don't know if I haven't slept, or I agreed not to snore tonight, in short, it's very uncomfortable.

The monthly exams are about to start, and I still want to do this, I comfort myself that everything will be fine, don't be afraid.

In this way, I stayed up half-open and half-closed until dawn.