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"Who, this is?"

"What are you doing in the morning?"

"Huh? It's not dawn yet. ”

There are doubts, there are dissatisfactions, and of course, there are people who find that it is not yet dawn. But before dawn, I heard some not very harmonious sounds. The direction came from King Wen's Mansion, and if you want to say where the specific direction is, it is in a small pit next to a small building deep in the jungle in the back garden of King Wu's Mansion, and this is the specific location.

What is this little pit?

If you are near a small pit, you will definitely be able to smell a faint smell of glutinous mush, and the closer you go, the stronger the smell will become. There is one person who can deeply feel this feeling. This person is none other than the one who screamed, and he is the Martial King.

The screams only lasted for a while.

Phew?

The sound of spitting.

Use? It means that it is not clear how many mouthfuls there are. A similar symbol has been used before, and it is a very useful symbol.

Spots all over the body, even on the face. Originally, there was no one in the mouth, because the loud roar of the Martial King made the Martial King get many spots in the mouth. This is one thing that King Wu can't bear at all, and it is also the fundamental reason why King Wu keeps swallowing saliva.

Time rewinds a little, to the time when Xiao Ni helped King Wu to come here to the dung pit.

"Hey, the princess is really."

Although Xiao Ni was very dissatisfied with the princess's approach, the movements in her hands did not mean to stop at all. First, put the body of the Martial King on the edge of the dung pit. Then I saw Xiao Ni walking to the side, and the place she was going to was naturally the thatched house in the small building, and she took out a dung scoop from it. When she returned here, Xiao Ni took a spoon out of the dung pit.

Spoonful after spoonful, about seven or eight spoonfuls back and forth.

didn't dare to say anything, Xiao Ni nodded directly and left with satisfaction. She pinched her nose and left here very safely, and the martial king who was still lying on the edge of the dung pit was a little afraid to look at it directly. In the current state of the Martial King, it is just like a sugar treasure man, only revealing a head that can still make people open their eyes.

If you want to talk about this man, you have to be honest when you sleep.

King Wu is in a state of drinking too much, and even if someone screams, he may not be able to wake him up. The cold wind blowing one night naturally made King Wu a little sober, and it also made King Wu a little cold, so he had to find a quilt when it was cold? Casually speaking, this turn over, a roll, so coincidental that it is not to die.

It was probably about to dawn, and before it was dawning, King Wu rolled over and rolled directly into the dung pit. There are so many people up and down the Wenwang Mansion. Needless to say, the output is naturally more than a meter deep in the manure pit, so you have to roll it down?

It is impossible to say that it is natural to wake up, it is completely choked.

When he woke up and opened his eyes, he was already standing up straight, and he couldn't see clearly, and seeing clearly didn't hinder King Wu's inference. One of the results he could deduce was that the place where he was standing was a dung pit, and the smell of the strong smell was able to make King Wu judge that some of the white things wriggling on his body were some unique products in the dung pit, commonly known as; Maggots!

The emperor, who was in a daze, muttered without even opening his eyes; "Guy who drinks too much, I'll teach you a good lesson when I'm free." The most unbelievable thing is that the emperor also has a gesture of waving his hand and slapping someone.

Fortunately, King Wu is not here, so if you are here, you will definitely complain; "See? I just asked, have you seen it? I'll just say I picked it up on the street, and you still don't believe it, so you should believe it, right? This emperor who picks up people wants to slap me in his dreams. ”

Wuwang Mansion.

It's almost dark now.

In the exclusive room of the Warrior King, there is a large bath tub here. Only one head is visible from the inside of the tub. If you look at the shape of your head, you can see that the one who is bathing is the Warrior King. The head rose and fell several times, even dozens of times, and then I heard King Wu shout; "Change the water!"

Outside the room, there was a whole row of beautiful maids, each holding a basin in their hands. All you can see is that the water in the basin is still steaming. There were also a few servants standing next to this row of maids, all of whom were carrying a large teapot with some boiling water. Of course, there are also some people who are always available. These people add up to probably dozens of them.

Please note! These people are busy all day because King Wu wants to take a bath.

With a shout from the Martial King inside, these people were going to start working again.

Since returning to the Wuwang Mansion before dawn, the Wuwang has not entered the dripping water all day. I have been soaking in the tub in my room from the beginning to the present. He doesn't want to soak all day, and he doesn't want to skip eating, the key is that this martial king has a habit of cleanliness! When something like this happens to a person with a habit of cleanliness, how can you let him swallow this breath?

"It must be those three hobbies!"

King Wu's roar frightened the maids in charge of changing the water.

Who are the top three hobbies? Naturally, it's our Manli sister paper!

Thinking back to everything that happened yesterday, the more King Wu thought about it, the more annoyed he became. opened his mouth and scolded; "Wait! You all wait for this king, and this king must let you ****. "Is there such a scolding for people? Yes! King Wu was not dizzy when he said this, he really had this idea.

"Wang Er!"

The door was pushed open, and a sharp-beaked monkey with a cheek walked in a horse pole that was not a good product at first glance, this person was the housekeeper of the Wuwang Mansion, and also a think tank beside the Wuwang, Wang Er! said that the think tank is completely to promote Wang Er, this product doesn't even have a bit of culture, I don't know a few big characters, only a belly full of bad water.

"King Wu, you called me?"

"Nonsense!" The Martial King has no good airway; "Who are you not called? Hurry up and give this king a note, this king wants King Wen and Princess Wen ****! Wait a minute! Before that, we have to think of a way to get Princess Wen here for this king. This king wants to make her ......" (the words are too vulgar and automatically omitted.) ）

"It's not easy." Wang Er furrowed his eyebrows.

"Here's for you." King Wu directly threw something to Wang Er, "With this, you can mobilize everyone at will, including the personal soldiers around this king." Don't tell me anything that is not easy to do! If you can't do this thing, you will give this king a leg and jump out of the palace. ”

You just said that you broke one of my legs and told me to get out?

I can't say this, Wang Er nodded very seriously; "Although the prince can rest assured, the little one will definitely handle this matter properly."

Without speaking, King Wu waved his hand to let Wang Er go.

Regarding Wang Er's ability to do things, King Wu is still very relieved.

There was a somewhat hideous smile on the corner of his mouth, and King Wu shouted directly; "The little girl at the back, you stay."

Syllable!

"Huh?"

The body trembled, and the smell of urine spread.

"Get out!"

The little girl who walked at the back and was scared to pee was a sigh of relief.

The most disgusting thing about King Wu is that he smells this smell, how can he not be angry?

Let's start a brief analysis of the above sentences that seem to be difficult to understand. Syllable! It was surprised that the basin in his hand fell to the ground. Yes? This can show the shock of the person who was shouted. Needless to say, the body shakes three times, and the three shakes are shakes to show the martial king.

The little maid fled with the trust, but the king of martial arts ended up with broken thoughts; "Seeing the momentum of this king is indeed very extraordinary, just one sentence can make all the maids scared." Please note! This sentence is not to say that this person is the only one before, and similar things have happened many times.

This is a skill of all the little maids in the Martial King's Mansion, and it has always been a skill that can prevent being killed by the Martial King.

It's just that this Martial King, who has an obviously insufficient IQ, still thinks that it is the king eight qi in him. What can be said? It can only be said that the IQ of this martial king is touching.

in the compound.

"You must do exactly what I tell you to do, and there must be no mistake in the slightest. Let's go and prepare, and don't take it lightly. ”

Wang Er's topic, a group of people is quickly dispersed.

"The prince's token is really a good thing." Looking at the token in his hand, the smile on the corner of Wang Er's mouth was very weird. Raise your feet and go to the West Wing Pavilion, the West Wing Pavilion is a courtyard on the left side of the backyard, where lives a beauty who has been coveted by Wang Er for a long time and has already arrived.

The sound that is not suitable for children is almost inaudible.

If you get closer, you can hear some ambiguous words.

"You're so bad."

"Bad and bad are lovely, let you love me again."

"Don't. The prince is still in the house, I'm afraid ......"

"Don't be afraid." The man's hand blocked the woman's mouth, "Lord Wang? Bah! It's just a piece of waste. Even Uncle Ben didn't know the most beautiful princess who slept with him. What do you see this is? "That's right! The man is Wang Er, and what is dangling in his hand is the waist card of King Wu.

"This is not the waste that gave me, it is said that I should find a way to arrest King Wen and Princess Wen. Listen to what he means, and still want to personally x Princess Wen? ”

"Him?"

The woman was obviously a little disdainful, "You have to say that the torture is okay." ”

The content of the dialogue is a lot, and a few thousand words are automatically omitted. What the two of them don't know is that the content of the conversation was heard by one person! The man couldn't see what it was, the only thing he could see was a hairy head, his body still hidden under the bed.

When Wang Er left, he was already two incense sticks.

Wang Er had just left not long this time, and the eldest princess of King Wu hurriedly got out of bed and walked to the door to plug the door. Returning to the bedside step by step, the eldest princess shouted quietly; "My little stick, where are you?" Whose name can be called a little stick? It must just not be a serious name.

"Little stick, come out quickly."

Looking left and right, the eldest princess didn't even find half a figure. When she returned to the bedside, the eldest princess still bowed her head and looked under the bed again, but there was nothing at all. The eldest princess muttered; "Isn't it leaving?"

By the way, the name of this great princess is; Yin Dang!

At the same time, the Imperial Palace of the Ten Thousand Beasts Empire.

"Baby, my little baby, the emperor has come to see you." Who can call himself the emperor? Naturally, it was the very unreliable emperor.

The place where the emperor is now is where the noble concubine is.

Originally, the title of concubine had been vacant, just some time ago, about five days ago. At that time, the emperor once went out of the palace in micro-clothes, and when the emperor returned, he brought back a noble concubine. Titles; Nan Guifei! I don't know what the origin of this concubine is, I only know that this concubine is very different and bald.

At that time, when the court introduced this Nan Guifei to the civil and military officials, everyone was amazed by Nan Guifei's face and bright bald head. Everybody is thinking; "Perhaps, it's ......" (civil and military officials are very evil people, make up their own brains!) ）

The matter of the concubine is a sure thing, and it is useless for anyone to oppose it, let alone if no one opposes it?

The emperor favored this concubine very much, and gave Nan Guifei a lot of rights, and she could enter and leave the palace at will anytime and anywhere. It was not enough to just talk about it, the emperor simply directly processed a waist card called the palace pass for Nan Guifei overnight. Please note! In order to show sincerity, this waist card was made by the emperor himself.

With the waist card in hand, Nan Guifei said to go.

When the emperor came here tonight, he didn't find Nan Guifei, and the emperor who was a little disappointed had no choice. Only shout to the door; "Prepare to be the queen." The emperor likes to say something about what palace, what pavilion, what courtyard, and his favorite thing is to name names.

The queen is also very powerful in the palace, and when the emperor said that he was going to the queen, there was already a little maid who went to inform the queen first. The queen was naturally overjoyed when she heard the news, and hurriedly began to prepare everything, dressed up beautifully, and dressed up with temptations.

The queen yes the preparations are ready to go, just ......

It's about after a stick of incense.

"Left, use a little force. Right! Go up a bit. ”

"The force on the right is a little bigger, a little smaller."

What does that mean? There is no meaning, this is the emperor commanding the empress. Walking along the emperor with the wine glass in his hand, passing by the emperor's arms, the emperor's chest, the emperor's thighs, the emperor's calves, and finally landed on one of the emperor's feet. The emperor's feet were held by the queen, and the queen was busy pressing the emperor's feet, which was enough to press a stick of incense for about a while.

The queen felt a grievance in her heart.

It's been 20 years since I entered the palace, except for the wedding day, when I had a time with the emperor. In the next 20 years, the emperor basically didn't come much, probably a few times a year, but ...... Every time I come, it's a special press of feet!

"Lay your feet! I'll press you ......"

"You ......"

"The emperor forgives the sins."

Syllable!

Obviously, the sound of the wine glass breaking made the queen even more uneasy.

For a while, when the queen raised her head, she saw the emperor who was already breathing evenly. It turned out that the foot was pressed too comfortably, and the emperor fell asleep? Seeing such a scene, the queen can be regarded as relieved! At the moment of relief, looking at the emperor's face, the queen suddenly took it to heart.

Reaching out and touching the little belly pouch with some slight bulge, the queen opened her mouth and muttered; "Child, child. After you are born, my mother must help you snatch the throne from your father! Even if you can't grab it, you have to fight with your father for the world. ”

The author said that he didn't understand, he didn't understand...... (To be continued.) )