Chapter 22: The Little Pheasant in the Phoenix Nest (8)
Sha Hua's heart suddenly burst into flames, mixed with strong unwillingness and grievances, afraid that she would do something inappropriate again, so she waved her hand and went to the water mirror, and only after a while did she suppress the restlessness in her heart, it would not work like this, even if she wanted to help the original owner break up Emperor Ziwei and Feng Caihua, she could not be controlled by the emotions of the original owner in this way, and she would not say bad things, if she was used to nature and fell in love with that Emperor Ziwei for some reason, it would really be called eight lifetimes of blood mold. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Emperor Ziwei is different from the scumbags she has met in the past, although she is a little talkative and loves to cause trouble, but strictly speaking, she is definitely a good character, powerful, and powerful, she has no chance of winning against him, the key is that he is quite friendly to her and the original owner, she can't control the original owner's good impression of him at present, and it is almost impossible to calculate him.
Then the only way to start with Feng Caihua is to start, but Emperor Ziwei's obvious brain circuit is very strange, no matter how much she tosses Feng Caihua, no matter how she lets Feng Caihua expose her true face, he may like her more in his eyes, this is absolutely possible.
Thinking of Emperor Ziwei's strange brain circuit, Sha Hua's head hurt even more, so the only thing left is to let Feng Caihua give up Emperor Ziwei because of greater interests or others, but Feng Caihua's five princesses in the Phoenix family lack nothing, and she herself has no ambition to dominate the god realm, and her biggest ambition is estimated to be to win Emperor Ziwei, and these two roads will not work!
Sha Hua rubbed her forehead in distress, what is this called, sure enough, she is a mortal, or the mortal world is more suitable for her, this tall god realm, she can't play it!
Qing Xuan pursed his lips and looked at Sha Hua without saying a word, he knew that she was worried about Emperor Ziwei, he didn't like her to be close to Emperor Ziwei very much, and he didn't like to see her sleeping for him, but he didn't know where to start at all, so he could only watch like this.
After a while, Sha Hua let out a long breath, and just raised her head to say something, she saw Qing Xuan pursing her lips, her cold face was aggrieved and helpless, she was stunned, at this time Qing Xuan's demeanor was very similar to Huo Qu's illness when she was a teenager.
Qing Xuan saw her staring at herself blankly, the aggrieved color in her eyes became stronger, but her face became more and more cold, Sha Hua's heart was soft, and asked softly, "Emperor, what's wrong?" ā
"Call me Qingxuan".
Call me Qingxuan-
Sha Hua remembered that Qing Xuan by the lake had said this to him several times, but he ignored it, and at this time he said softly, "Okay, Qing Xuan."
Qing Xuan pursed his lips and looked away, his attachment to himself since he was born, Sha Hua saw it in his eyes, and at this time he probably guessed why he was unhappy, but Emperor Ziwei and Feng Caihua were her tasks, even if he was unhappy, she couldn't stay away from Emperor Ziwei because of his displeasure, and said with some irritation, "Let's go back."
Qing Xuan didn't really want to go back, but he didn't know how to refuse Sha Hua, so he had to sacrifice the lotus platform and step on it.
Qing Xuan looked at her looking around, and suddenly blessed her heart, and said, "There is a lack of a female official in Miaoyan Palace, are you willing to come?" ā
Sha Hua was inexplicable, "Lack of female officials? ā
Qing Xuan hesitated a little, "The current female officials, some, inappropriate."
"Wrong? What's wrong? ā
Qing Xuan pursed his lips, but he refused to say it, Sha Hua didn't have the ability to pay for himself, and he didn't have the courage to force him to ask what he didn't want to say from his mouth, he pondered for a while, and said, "Since it's not appropriate, I'll send it away first, I want to do one thing first, and after that, if you still need my help, I'll go to Miaoyan Palace to be a female official."
"What's the matter?"
"A little private matter".
Qing Xuan was silent, "I can help you."
If you are willing to help me go to **** Feng Caihua, maybe there is really some hope, Sha Hua muttered to herself, of course, she definitely didn't have the courage to instigate Qing Xuan, who is still "young and ignorant", to do that kind of thing, only smiled, "It's not a big deal, if I need your help, I will definitely go to you."
Qing Xuan didn't say anything more, urging the lotus to leave the Endless Sea, and after sending Sha Hua back to Qishan, he returned to Miaoyan Palace without mentioning it.
After returning to the room, she released the peach tree essence and created a water mirror according to Qing Xuan's teachings, and the water mirror was Feng Caihua, but this time she was alone, so Sha Hua was not afraid of being discovered by her.
The peach tree spirit blinked a pair of peach blossom eyes and asked with great interest, "How does the sixth princess want to deal with the fifth princess?" ā
Sha Hua didn't have so many scruples about the peach tree spirit, and said very bluntly, "I must stir Feng Caihua to be disgusted by Emperor Ziwei, the so-called knowing oneself and knowing the other side will win all battles, you help me observe her together, catch her weaknesses, and then I will deal with her slowly!" ā
The peach tree spirit was full of bright peach blossoms with black hair in excitement, "Yes, that's it!" Sixth princess, you are more beautiful than the fifth princess, and you have more vision than the fifth princess, how can you rob a man and not be able to rob the fifth princess! ā
Sha Hua had the urge to beat him up, think about it, forget it, she was forced to go to Liangshan for doing such a thing, and she was actually very resistant in her heart, and she needed such a high-morale person to cheer herself up.
Stalking is a very boring thing, but the peach tree spirit has been in an inexplicable state of beating chicken blood, and the action evaluation is continuous, embellishing the boring stalking life colorfully, sometimes Sha Hua looks at him as a demon, and even the impulse to rush to the water mirror to question Emperor Ziwei has weakened a lot.
Gradually, Sha Hua also touched some doorways, Emperor Ziwei usually looks like he is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, but when he meets Feng Caihua, he always looks indifferent and reserved, and Feng Caihua obviously wants to knock down Emperor Ziwei as soon as they meet, but when he sees him, he always looks dignified and elegant, he doesn't go to see him much, and he doesn't stay for long, Shahua is tired for those two!
She mainly stared at Feng Caihua, when Feng Caihua went to see Emperor Ziwei, she would inevitably see Emperor Ziwei, Emperor Ziwei knew that she was peeping, except for occasionally winking at Shahua while Feng Caihua was not paying attention to making small movements, she did not expose her.
Sha Hua observed for a while, and really couldn't understand why a person like Emperor Ziwei would face the person he liked with the appearance he hated the most, and asked the peach tree spirit, and the peach tree spirit replied with great disdain, "Sixth princess, no matter who you are, when you meet someone you like, you are always unwilling to show your bad side, and Emperor Ziwei is not exempt from vulgarity."
This is human nature, but Emperor Ziwei is really not like the kind of person who will wronged himself, and he has been wronged for so many years! Besides, his true face, who doesn't know in the entire God Realm, does he still naively think that Feng Caihua doesn't know?
For the strange brain circuit of Emperor Ziwei, Sha Hua has no hope, but she has observed it for so long, and she has not observed any Achilles heel from those two people, only this point can be made a little bit.
Seeing that Sha Hua was sluggish, Peach Tree Spirit clenched his fists, "Princess, in fact, I think it's better to think about how to make small moves behind my back all day long, it's better to go straight to Huanglong!" Just with the beauty of the princess, as long as you have a little ****, I don't believe that Emperor Ziwei can stop it! I will teach the princess a few more tricks to ensure that the princess will be fascinated by Emperor Ziwei to death, and the fifth princess can only stare dryly on the side! ā
Sha Hua touched her chin and squinted at the high-spirited Peachtree Spirit, who intuitively sensed that her gaze was ill-intentioned, and shook the goosebumps on her body, "Princess, what are you looking at?" ā
"***** great idea!"
The peach tree spirit became excited again, "The princess also thinks well?!" ā
Sha Hua squinted his eyes and laughed, ***, an invincible weapon for thousands of years, it is naturally good......
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Sha Hua has always been a man of action, secretly dug a few jars of daughter Hong, who had buried more than 200,000 years of Fengfeng, put it in a Qiankun bag, turned the peach tree essence into a brilliant diamond step, inserted it into a bun, and went straight to Zhongtian Ziwei Palace.
Emperor Ziwei was lying on a large recliner, with his eyes closed, and he didn't know if he was asleep, with a book on his lower abdomen, a fishing rod and a crystal bucket beside him.
There was half a bucket of water in the crystal bucket, and there was only a small finger-sized fish in it, which was slender and slender, but it was a bit like a silver fish, but it was seven colors, swimming around in the crystal bucket, and the bucket of turquoise water was also colorful.
Sha Hua stared at it a few times, and then looked at the floats in the lake, she was not very proficient in fishing, but looking at the results of Emperor Ziwei's battle, this attitude, it was estimated that he would not be able to catch a few fish.
She stood for a while, and saw that Emperor Ziwei didn't mean to wake up, so she simply untied her belt, turned into a low stool, grabbed a few clouds at will, and carefully weaved a fishing net.
The fish in the divine realm are not much smarter than the fish in the mortal world, and after a while, there are a lot of fish on the net, and Sha Hua looks almost there, and the fish in his pocket go ashore with a net, and all of them are put into the crystal bucket of Emperor Ziwei.
There is no precept not to kill in the divine realm, but this group of immortals seems to prefer the pure spirit of plants and trees, and they almost don't eat meat, Shahua is not an indigenous person after all, and he doesn't dare to ask more when he is weak-hearted, and those things taste very good, and it will be enough, today I saw Emperor Ziwei fishing, so I thought about it, anyway, she really hasn't opened meat for a long time!
Sha Hua put the fish in the bucket, looked at Emperor Ziwei who was still asleep, thought for a while, picked up the bucket and prepared to run, **** This matter, you can do it anytime, if there are conditions, it is more important to solve the gluttony first.
"Tsk, you want to run away after stealing my fish?"
Sha Hua struggled hard, and found that his feet seemed to have roots on the ground, so he had to silently put it in the crystal bucket, and said angrily, "Aren't there just a few fish, it's so stingy!" ā
Emperor Ziwei squinted at her with a smile, "You are weaving nets and fishing, what do you want these fish to do?" ā
"Eat! It's a big deal, I'll send you a bowl of fish soup."
Emperor Ziwei smiled, "Then it's better for me to order someone to do it and give you a bowl of fish soup?" ā
Sha Hua glared, "This is what I caught!" ā
"The fish belongs to my Ziwei Palace".
Sha Hua thought for a while, "Then, otherwise, let's eat together, roast and eat, just as I stole Daddy's wine and came out."
"You're here to get me a drink?"
Sha Hua shook his head, and said very fearlessly and shamelessly, "I'm here to get you drunk, so *** you, you remember to drink more and eat less fish later."
Emperor Ziwei rolled on the recliner with a smile, Sha Hua cast a spell to clean up all the fish, asked the immortal official of Ziwei Palace for seasoning, and lit a fire to roast it.
Emperor Ziwei sighed, "You're quite particular."
Sha Hua said seriously, "What do you know, *** must pay attention to the right time and place, there are just fish to eat, and the cultivation atmosphere is also good."
Emperor Ziwei, "......"
Actually, that's the point of having fish to eat, right?
When Sha Hua followed Huo to fight in the war, it was a common thing to grill fish and barbecue, and the goods were very picky, but she practiced her skills, and after a while, the fragrance of grilled fish spread, and Sha Hua swallowed her saliva, turning faster, saying that she really didn't stick to meat for too many years.
Emperor Ziwei was not interested, but he also had an appetite when he smelled the incense, and when he saw that Sha Hua was baked, he couldn't wait to take it to his mouth and blow it, obviously he didn't want to give it to himself, and said, "You are here to *** me today, you should put me first, how can you eat it yourself?" ā
Sha Hua took out a jar of wine from the Qiankun bag and threw it to him, "You drink."
Emperor Ziwei took the wine and coughed, "I want to eat fish."
Sha Hua glanced at him with disgust, "The man is still so delicious, the next one is for you."
Emperor Ziwei choked, sullenly poured a sip of wine, Sha Hua didn't speak very well, the second only gave half of Ziwei Emperor, the third only gave half of the small one, and the fourth one refused to give it at all, Ziwei Emperor Jun was itchy by her small appearance of protecting food, and he wanted to compete with her more and more, Sha Hua remembered his "**** plan, negotiated the price, she gave him half a fish, he had to drink half a jar of wine, Ziwei Emperor Jun talked about the price to a fish and a half jar of wine.
When Sha Hua finished grilling the fish in the bucket and ate about the same, Emperor Ziwei also drank almost the wine she brought, her white face was flushed, and her eyes were full of sparkling peach blossoms.
"Emperor, are you drunk?"
Emperor Ziwei raised his eyebrows and smiled, "What do you say?" ā
Sha Hua blinked, silently recited the heart-clearing mantra, and scolded secretly in his heart, it was really demonic, no wonder Feng Caihua and the original sisters were fascinated to death or alive.
Sha Hua pointed to the last altar, "The last altar, one of us and a half altar?" ā
"Oh? Why don't you think of a way to get me to drink it all? ā
"You don't understand this, *** pays attention to holding the pipa and half covering your face, if you are drunk like mud, then it is called **** not ***."
Emperor Ziwei laughed, Sha Hua's face was not red or panting, "There is a saying in the mortal world called wine and gall, and it just so happens that I am also strong and gally." (To be continued.) )