When I arrived at school, Mu Wanbing went straight back to the classroom, and Fei Bo pulled me to talk to me non-stop.

"Three, thank you so much today, you helped my brother a lot, and the matter of the monthly exam is wrapped up in me."

"I haven't helped much."

"It's already half the battle, didn't you hear the squad leader say let me wait for her?" Fat Bo looked proud.

"Okay, that's fine, you just have to wait."

"That's a must, oh, by the way, the class leader said let's apologize to the teacher, what should I do." Fat Bo can tell me seriously.

"The apology is your own promise, it's about me, you can find a way to solve it yourself." I said angrily, then walked over to the stool next to the flower bed and sat down, and began to smoke.

"What do you mean for me to figure out my own way, you also ate the meal, you also drank the wine, and you also saw the people, why don't you do it, don't let me despise you, third brother, the class leader said let us apologize to the teacher and let me do it alone." Fat Bo was in a hurry all of a sudden.

I just ignored him, smoked my own cigarette, and let him talk.

"You are talking, I can't live without you, third brother, we are golden partners, both are indispensable, you have a lot of bad ideas, I can't eat anything but eat." Fat Bo began to plead.

"In addition to eating, you also have YY plus watching movies, if you don't just take the film, go and share it with the teacher, make sure he doesn't get angry."

"Really, is this really okay?" Fat Bo looked at me very cutely and said.

I looked at him and didn't want to talk to him, his brain was really like a light board, without a little twist and turn.

"Why don't you just do the teacher, it's better, grass."

"Third brother, this matter is urgent, don't joke with me, I'm serious."

I looked at him ignorantly, looking like I didn't care about myself, which made Fatty Bo even more anxious.

Fat Bo walked around in front of my eyes, and finally began to move people with emotion, and said to me as soon as he touched his eyes with both hands: "Third brother, I know that you will definitely help me, this matter is what I promised in front of the squad leader, if I can't complete it, what should the squad leader think of me, I have always been a person who believes in my word, I just got close to the squad leader today, you can't just watch us scatter like this, I have a lot of friends in my life, but the only one who really regards me as a friend is the third brother, you are alone, your business is my business, My business is your business, and now that I have something, you can't help me, third brother. ”

I ignored him, and in the blink of an eye, I lit another cigarette and began to swallow the clouds.

"Third brother, if you don't help me today, then I'll kneel down for you, you must help me, the teacher beat me and scolded me, that's not a thing, I don't care about the villain, for the sake of the squad leader I love, I can ignore anything, as long as the squad leader is happy, I can do anything, and the affairs of me and the squad leader are all up to you, third brother." After Fat Bo finished speaking, he was going to kneel on one knee in front of me.

I looked at Fat Bo, and then said, "A man has gold under his knees, a man kneels to the sky and his parents, and a brother who has knelt to his life, why are you suffering?" ”

"Isn't it worth kneeling for the sake of the woman I love?"

"Shame pen, if you kneel for a woman today, then you won't be able to raise your head for the rest of your life, and you won't be able to kneel on the washboard, remote control, keyboard or something in the future."

"Do you promise me,." Fat Bo suddenly changed his face and didn't talk to me well.

I looked at him in amazement, a little incredible.

"Three, let me tell you, don't take an inch, if you don't agree to me today, don't think about letting me help you during the monthly exam." Fat Bo snorted and turned his head to the side, still muttering, "It's good to say that you don't listen, you have to let me win it for you." ”

"Yes, Fat Bo, I just haven't studied for a long time before I ask you, count me unlucky, come with me." I extinguished my cigarette and walked towards the supermarket.

"Where are you going, you haven't said if you can help me."

"Grass, do you go or not, if you want me to help you, don't talk nonsense, get the money ready, just follow me."

Fat Bo jumped up happily all of a sudden, put his arm around my shoulders and said, "I knew that you wouldn't treat death as a failure, I knew you would help me, third brother, the best person." ”

"Now you know that I'm good, you didn't say that when you scolded me just now."

Fat Bo smiled embarrassedly and secretly said, "Where are you going, third brother, tell me how to apologize to the teacher." ”

"Go to the supermarket and buy some food and drink for the teacher, so that you can show sincerity."

"Yes, why didn't I expect it, the third brother is mighty, and the third brother is awesome."

So we went to the supermarket, bought fruits, bought brown sugar, and tonic products such as dog's head dates, Fei Bo didn't understand, and took out more than 200 yuan in distress, looking at me very unhappily and saying: "Third brother, isn't it a bit extravagant for us to be like this, besides, what are you doing with so many supplements." ”

"You didn't see a little red on the back of the teacher's buttocks, the teacher must have been here these days, so I want to buy some supplements."

"How did you know that Aunt Ren was here?"

"First, the teacher is pale and has acne these days, second, the teacher has a short temper and has a smell of blood on her body, and third, I saw a little red leaking from the back of her buttocks, so I am sure that the eldest aunt is here."

"Third brother, you have a good understanding, admire, admire."

Then we went to the teacher's office, the other teachers were not there, only the physics teacher was still working hard in the office to prepare for class, and we put a cup of steaming brown sugar water on her desk, and Fei Bo pinched me excitedly, proving that my judgment was very clear.

We knocked on the open door, and the physics teacher ignored us and casually said, "Come in." ”

She didn't look back at us, and I walked up to the teacher with a lot of anxiety, and I put the two big bags of things in Fat Bo's hand on the teacher's desk, and then stood with Fat Bo on the side.

"Whatever you come to do, get out of here, it's useless for anyone to persuade me, I have to go to the eighth shift, unless I am expelled." The physics teacher was still angry, and there was no intention of easing the slightest, and we could see that our hearts were furious.

"Teacher, we came to see you, we know that you have been in poor health recently, so we bought you some things to nourish your body, I hope that the teacher will not care about the villain, don't be like us little children, we know that we are wrong, so we come to apologize to you."

The teacher then raised his head and looked at us, then looked at the things on the table, and said, "Why are you, what are you doing, I told you, I can't hand in your class, please be smart." ”

"Teacher, the best teacher of physics in the fourth middle school is only you, I know it's our fault, all the students in the eighth class blame us, if you don't give us substitute teaching, then we will become the sinners of the eighth class, it is estimated that we can't hold our heads up for the rest of our lives, we can't be upright, besides, how can other teachers have you so beautiful, so amiable, how can you be so responsible for us, if you don't give us the opportunity to apologize, then we and I will really be sorry for everyone in class eight, In the future, it must be the rat crossing the street, and everyone shouted and beat it. ”

The physics teacher was praised by me like this, and the expression on his face was obviously relieved a lot, and he was also a little complacent.

She said: "How can I be as good as you say, besides, it's not that you made a mistake, what's the use of saying it so nicely, I can forgive you for the first time, but whoever makes a mistake has to bear it, and find someone else to say it for yourself." ”

I quickly kicked Fat Bo, and the fat on his body trembled, and immediately understood what I meant, so he continued: "Teacher, I was wrong, I was really wrong." ”

"Who said you were wrong, what was wrong with you?" The teacher asked deliberately.

"It's my mistake, I really know it's wrong, I'm wrong because I shouldn't play with my phone in class, I'm wrong because I shouldn't use my phone to watch movies, I'm wrong when I shouldn't talk back to the teacher, I'm wrong when I don't come to apologize to the teacher, in short, it's all my fault, teacher, just forgive me, I'm still a child, there are many things that are not right, and I still need your guidance and education, it's right for the teacher to beat me and scold me, I shouldn't be so naughty and cause trouble, I'm wrong, really wrong."

"How dare I beat you, that's corporal punishment, being sued by you, it's a crime, you are all national treasures, you are the flowers of the motherland, how dare I afford to provoke you."

"Teacher, I was really wrong, please, forgive me, you can do whatever you ask me to do, as long as you come back to teach us, I am willing to accept all punishments." After Fat Bo finished speaking, he cried sensationally, like a child doing something.

The physics teacher softened his heart all of a sudden, and quickly got up and wiped his tears with toilet paper, touched Fat Bo's head and said: "Okay, what are you crying about, just know it's wrong, you little kids, you are just naughty and mischievous, I have brought so many students, I have never seen anything like you, okay, the teacher is not angry with you, just study hard in class in the future." ”

Fat Bo really cried, his eyes were red, and he kept sobbing, and when he heard the teacher forgive him, he said, "Teacher, I made such a big mistake, don't you punish me?" ”

The physics teacher looked at it for a while and said: "Since you asked for it, then I will reluctantly agree to your request, I will punish you for hanging a sign around your neck after you go back, and turn around in each class, just as I admit my mistakes, after all, so many teachers persuaded me to let me go back to teach you, I didn't agree, this was suddenly moved by you two little kids, I don't know how to face them, just when you come to admit your mistakes, then come to some sincerity, how about it." ”

Fat Bo stopped crying all of a sudden, I stood aside and laughed secretly, and then said, "Teacher, what is written on that sign?" ”

Fat Bo glared at me obliquely.

"What do you want me to tell you? Are you as ghostly as you guys who don't know how to write it? But if you write something to scold me and offend me again, then I really won't substitute for you, you see my resignation application has been filled out, and I haven't handed it in to the principal. ”