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"I'm going to go from south to north, and I'm going to go from white to black; I want people to see me, but not know who I am......"

Zhou Yi was sitting on the bus and received a call from Ant Zhang.

Ant Zhang said that the old ginkgo had been bought, and all the broken roots and rotten leaves had been packed together and loaded into the car, and asked Zhou Yi'an where he put it.

Zhou Yi didn't have a place to put such a big ginkgo tree, so he asked Ant Zhang to put it in the compound of their company first, and go over to see it tomorrow.

Of course, Ant Zhang had no opinion and respectfully agreed.

As soon as Zhou Yi hung up the phone, Ding Ding began to complain frantically.

Tintin: "What does it mean?" You know how to plant it? Not only does it need to be planted, but you also need to be instilled with your wood energy, otherwise the old ginkgo biloba will definitely die! ”

"What does the life or death of old Ginkgo have to do with me. Besides, a piece of wood is left for a year, and there are still roots and sprouts, not to mention such a magical old ginkgo. ”

Zhou Yi scoffed, not caring about Ding Ding's complaints.

Tintin: "Okay, what do you want, tell me straight! Your mind is changing so fast now, I don't even know what you're thinking right now! ”

"Who knows if you're telling the truth or not, and I can't see your brain waves!" Zhou Yi first sprayed Ding Ding, and then said, "I tried those functions just now, as long as you silently recite the name of the function in your heart, the wood qi will follow the established route." How does this work? ”

Tintin: "Aren't you ready to be an otaku with peace of mind?" Why do you ask such a profound question again? ”

"Less nonsense! I just want to know this, it's up to you to say it or not! "Zhou Yi is very casual.

Ding Ding: "I'll admit it this time!" Would you rather hear the principles of the scientific version, or the magic version? ”

"Let's talk about it!" Zhou Yi became interested.

Tintin: "That's not good, you can only choose one." ”

"I don't care about the old ginkgo, what do you love." Zhou Yi said immediately.

Tintin: "Garlic is ruthless!" Listen up!

Scientific Edition: I put a string of commands in your subconscious, and as soon as you think of a name, there will be a corresponding wood gas running route to start going; It's like when you think about peeing, your urethral sphincter loosens.

Magic Version: The name of each function is actually a spell, as long as you recite it once, you can use mysterious energy; It's like when a magician recites a spell, the corresponding magic is released;

Have you seen Harry Potter, Avada's Curse! ”

Zhou Yi was really shocked, and there was only one thought in his heart: "Ding Ding's force, pretending to be a bit big." Commonly known as high force! ”

Ding Ding: "I've told you everything I need to say, go and deliver wood gas to the old ginkgo!" ”

"That's not going to work!" Zhou Yi looked at the time and said, "I can do anything else, but I can't go to see the old ginkgo." Because I still have to go to Zheng Yaru's for dinner, this must not be changed. ”

Tintin: "There is no humanity of the opposite sex!" Then you quickly instruct Ant Zhang to do what I say and keep the old ginkgo's spirituality intact. First, bury the roots of the old ginkgo tree in the soil and pour enough water. The trunk of the old ginkgo tree is connected to the roots of the tree, and the soil is also cultivated. Second ......"

"Stop, stop!"

Zhou Yi immediately interrupted Ding Ding and said directly: "What do you need to do, you edit it into a text message for me, I'll look at it later, and then send it to Ant Zhang." Remember, you can only edit text messages, not send them, keep in mind the principle of an intelligent life! ”

Ding Ding: "The text message is edited, send it quickly!" ”

Zhou Yi clicked on the draft text message, and the head was big.

This is a text message, it's just a paper!

Zhou Yi was powerless to complain, and added a sentence at the front of the text message: "Can you do it?" ", sent directly to Ant Zhang.

That is, in five or six minutes, Ant Zhang's text message arrived.

"Master Zhou, please rest assured, I promise to complete the task! The employees are all from the countryside, and planting a tree is really trivial! If it really doesn't work, there will be absolutely no problem for women and children to go into battle. ”

Zhou Yi read the text message and knew that Ant Zhang was either drunk or excited, otherwise, it would be impossible to say such a.

Zhou Yi had an intuition that Ant Moving Company was not far from changing its name - Elephant Group.

After sighing, Zhou Yi began to examine what Ding Ding brought to him, and finally understood that there were only two words - shortcut.

Any new function, as long as Ding Ding is generated, can use an unknown method to package everything related to this function and put it into Zhou Yi's subconscious.

Then when Zhou Yi uses it, he just needs to think about it in his heart.

For example: peeing.

Although I just thought about it in my heart, I immediately peed out. In fact, in this process, the brain, nerves, and urethral sphincter complete the whole process together, which is quite complicated.

Ding Ding: "You actually have such a sober cognition, which really impresses me!" Now that you know what I'm doing, it's time to give me up! ”

"No problem, I'll think of you if there's something! Because I found that the level of use of you in the past was too low, and it was simply a tyrannical thing! Don't worry, I will continue to think about how to use your magical abilities to a greater extent! ”

After Zhou Yi said this, his heart was extremely refreshed, and he began a new round of thinking about life.

However, this time, the direction of thinking is how to achieve the predetermined goals one by one with the assistance of Tintin.

After Zhou Yi got off the bus, he did not go straight to the location of the "Yiru Cooperative", but turned into a convenience store and prepared to buy some things to take with him.

Just now, Tian Xiaotian's excited expression carrying a big bag of gifts left a deep impression on Zhou Yi and made him understand a truth.

Come and don't be rude!

In layman's terms, giving gifts can quickly deepen the relationship between two people.

Even if it was just some ordinary snacks and drinks, Tian Xiaotian was obviously much happier.

Although I was a little angry when I said goodbye at the end, it was just because I was scared of "lifting high". If it weren't for the gift, I'm afraid I would have pounced and scratched and scratched it a long time ago.

Zhou Yi walked around the convenience store and found that he didn't know what to buy. simply followed Tian Xiaotian's shopping list, bought some snacks and drinks, and then picked a few fruits at random, checked out and left.

Standing at the door of the "Yiru Cooperative", Zhou Yi put the big bags and small bags on the ground, then took a deep breath and took out the key to open the door.

"The feeling of knocking on the door and opening the door with a key is completely different!"

Zhou Yi tasted the feeling of "being the master of the house", and his mood was very comfortable.

However, after entering the house and seeing the scene in the living room, Zhou Yi was suddenly not calm.

Yuan Shuai and Zheng Yali sat tightly on the sofa, seemingly watching TV, but in fact, their hands reached into each other's clothes, and they didn't know what they were touching.

Moreover, even Zhou Yi's opening of the door, the two of them didn't hear it, and they didn't know what they were thinking in their hearts, so they actually ignored the external environment.

There is only one word to describe this state of affairs -- love for adultery. (To be continued.) )