Chapter 230: Bai Juyi's Economics (2)

Su Mo is going to give a speech in the school auditorium tonight!

As soon as this bombshell exploded among the Jinling students, they immediately screamed. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

But unlike the excitement of the students, the teachers hated it! Because today, Jinling University has followed in the footsteps of Jingcheng University, and the truancy rate has broken through the historical record! What are the students doing, they are all going to grab seats!

Originally, the school often has various celebrities to give speeches, and the students should be orderly and listen to the point, but Su Mo is different, after several speeches, everyone knows that he sits casually on his speech, and there is no place to stand when he goes late, so a large number of students give up their precious studies just for a place under the buttocks.

The media even smelled the smell of blood sharks rushed to the scene, and the Jinling TV station, which occupies the home field, is convenient, and has communicated with the school for a long time and obtained a place to shoot, while other late-sized media can only look at the ocean and sigh, where is there still a place to set up machines for them?

"Classmate, will you let me?" A reporter asked tentatively.

As soon as these few words were spoken, countless pairs of eyes full of vigilance and murderous aura shot straight over, and the reporter shrank his head, knowing that he couldn't do anything, so he had to sit on the ground with the machine and the students and barely shoot.

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At seven o'clock, before it was dark, Su Mo came.

"The Treants are here!"

"Su Mo is here!"

As if fission, a person saw Su Mo, not long after, all the cheers and noises under the lanterns, if it weren't for the accompanying school staff to form a human wall to stop the crowd, Su Mo would probably be swept down by a torrent, and he didn't want to get out.

Waving at the head of the black press, the corners of Su Mo's eyes jumped, and he suddenly realized a problem, how can he get in?

The auditorium is already full, and there are hundreds of thousands of people crowded around the door and outside, and the staff is frantically shouting for people to open a way, and the outside is okay to say, everyone can barely let Su Mo pass through if they squeeze it, but it won't work when they get to the gate, because the inside has reached the limit of what can be accommodated, and those who can be squeezed inside are the precious positions obtained after all kinds of fighting, people next to people, and want to make a way? There are difficulties.

"I said you should get out of the way, what is the reason for not letting the speaker in when you come to listen to the speech?!" The staff shouted.

The crowd moved but couldn't squeeze out a way, because many people were afraid that they would lose their current position if they moved, and the situation froze.

However, the wisdom of the masses is unlimited, and I don't know who it is, and suddenly shouted a proposal:

"Since Senior Su can't go in, we can pass him in with his hand on his head!"

As soon as this proposal came out, everyone's eyes lit up, this was a great opportunity to contact Su Mo, so people agreed in unison, and even started to coax, just to do this, it is impossible to make way! .

Passing it in with my hand on my head, how does it sound like I was seriously injured and dying? Thinking of that picture, Su Mo is a black line, but it seems to be a solution.

"Okay, you can pass me in, but I have one request, it can only be a boy, not a girl!" Su Mo agreed, but because of the experience of the last female hooligan, he said so.

"Why!"

When the girls heard this, they collectively objected, and they were finally able to touch the idol with their own hands, but they didn't let it, how could they be willing?

Damn, it's not that I'm afraid of you touching it, if I react or lose parts, it will be embarrassing, Su Mo thought so, but said in his mouth: "Girls, aren't you afraid that men and women will not kiss, so I decided happily"

In this way, Su Mo fell with his back to the crowd, and a pair of strong hands supported his weight.

"One, two, three, hard!"

Su Mo was lifted up, and after passing through the palms of different sizes, he was like goods on a conveyor belt, and he was passed in little by little, and everyone squeezed over to touch Su Mo, what he said just now was completely like a fart, and no one listened to him.

"Oops, who touched my ass! They all say that girls don't pass it on."

Su Mo suddenly screamed, causing a burst of laughter, and the girls were even more excited, arousing the bad water in their hearts, thinking about how to touch Su Mo again.

"Who touched my thigh again!"

"Ass, ass again!"

"You can't there! Who's hand away! ”

"Oh hey, it's in the wrong direction!"

In the end, Su Mo suddenly found that it was originally a straight line, and he didn't know whether it was unintentional or intentional, he was "detoured", and more people passed it on.

When Su Mo stepped on the podium with his feet on the foot, he looked at the youthful faces raised in all directions under his feet, and he also regretted how he did it at the beginning, now that it is okay, there are more and more people, more and more crowded, it is estimated that next time, he will have to sit on the head of the crowd and give a speech.

After tidying up his clothes, Su Mo raised his eyes and was speechless, it turned out that the first row below were some leaders and professors who came to see his lectures and lectures, and I don't know if they were too powerful or too easy-going, there was clearly a lot of space there, but the students would rather sit on the podium than get close to them.

"All the leaders and seniors here, juniors and sisters, hello everyone, I am Su Mo!"

A simple opening sentence, but there were monstrous cheers and screams in the field, Su Mo was proud in his heart after all, and was about to continue, when a beautiful girl suddenly stood up nearby and wanted to give him flowers.

This is a good thing, but as soon as Su Mo saw that this girl's lips were painted bright red, she immediately had a bad premonition, and hurriedly said, "This classmate! Now I'm squeezing too, I have received your wishes, but you still don't want to come, or you can throw the flowers over."

In the face of Su Mo's panicked refusal, this girl was very bold and blurted out: "Brother Shuren, are you afraid that I will kiss you?!" ”

Suddenly!

The audience was in an uproar.

Su Mo smiled wryly and wiped the cold sweat on her forehead, are girls so tough these days?

"Yes, so you should sit down obediently, listen to the lectures well, and go up every day"

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This scene was in the eyes of the audience, and his heart was full of jealousy, why could this junior, who was several years younger than him, get such a big reputation and be loved by so many people!

Okay, I'll just put up with it for now, and when you say a bunch of bullshit nonsense, that's when I raise my eyebrows and insult you to my heart's content! (To be continued, more exciting later!) )

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