"What then? Your sister-in-law ...... her."

As soon as these words were mentioned, Xia Yu felt strange in his heart, Hai Xiaomu became Xiao Lizi's sister-in-law? But I haven't pushed this girl down yet!

According to Hai Xiaomu's temper, if he met Xiao Lizi, it would inevitably be one-sided aggression and torture. I can't say that my cousin is still helping people make money even after being sold.

Moreover, she also has too many handles to grasp, if she says it, at least the idol status in her cousin's heart will definitely collapse.

He knows this man's wife too well, and he is a troublemaker!

"She's not going to be able to do it right now. Or next time, I'll definitely take her out next time! Xia Yu was in a hurry.

If it was Ji Ziyan who brought it back, he would not hesitate to agree, even the wind chimes, it doesn't matter if he gritted his teeth, only Hai Xiaomu definitely can't do it, the risk is too great.

"Not so convenient?"

Xiao Lizi was shocked, then came back to his senses and said excitedly: "Brother Xia, you can do it!" Sister-in-law...... It can't be pregnant, right? ”

"Pregnant?"

"I'm pregnant!"

"I'm pregnant!"

Three voices came from the living room, and the two of them turned around, only to see Xia Weimin, Xia Fangyan and Fang Fang, like arrows off the string, rushing to the front of them with a few swishs, all with a look of surprise.

"Xiaoyu, you didn't lie to me. Xiaomu, is she really pregnant? Fang Fang was overjoyed, and her voice became louder, "It seems that I have to prepare baby products in advance, I have to buy them quickly!" ”

"Hahaha!"

Xia Weimin laughed, "I, Xia Weimin, finally want to hold my grandson......"

No way? Xia Yu was dumbfounded for a moment, it was just Xiao Lizi's suspicious words, but he didn't expect it to cause such an exaggerated reaction from the three elders.

"Brother Xia, in this way, I guessed correctly? Congratulations on becoming a father! Xiao Lizi looked admiring and secretly gave him a thumbs up.

In an instant, the courtyard boiled like boiling water.

Xia Weimin was so excited that he couldn't get any more, and he walked around the courtyard three times left and right three times with a half-cut cane.

Fang Fang complained about Xia Fangyan: "What are you doing in a daze?" Hurry up and pack up and get ready to go to the street, Xiaomu is pregnant, and her body has to be replenished, and she has to make up for it! ”

"Mom, that's not the case. You misunderstood......" Xia Yu is like ants in a hot pot, with incoherent explanations.

At this time, a faint voice suddenly came from the second floor: "Uncle and aunt, what are you all doing?" Who is pregnant? Who's going to be a dad? ”

As soon as he heard that voice, Xia Yu instantly collapsed, this TM is really the rhythm of five thunders in the sky!

Hai Xiaomu, who was taking a nap in the bedroom, woke up at this time and heard it clearly...... The mud fell into the crotch of his pants, it's not and it's.

At the moment when Hai Xiaomu appeared, Xiao Lizi was stunned and didn't say anything for a long time.

Brother Xia, how could he be so beautiful? It's not an exaggeration to say that it's as beautiful as a fairy! In their school, it is definitely a school flower-level existence! Wrong...... Even the current school flower of the school has a big gap compared to it, and it can't be compared.

"Brother Xia, are you still letting me live? Such a beautiful girlfriend...... Where do I find a comparison? There's no school in the whole school, and I'm definitely going to be scolded by my grandfather now! ”

Soon, he came back to his senses and roared in a deep voice.

"I told you about the next time...... Xia Yu was anxious.

Xiao Lizi was stunned for a moment, leaned over and smiled evilly: "Brother Xia, don't go too far, do you still have a spare tire?" Hurry up and teach two tricks to pick up girls, I don't want to be good or bad, at least solve the problem of whether there is or not......"

Xia language: "......"

"Xiaomu!"

Fang Fang was ecstatic, rushed to the second floor, carefully helped Hai Xiaomu down, and at the same time reminded vigorously: "Oh, be careful, walk slowly." Dialect, hurry up and move a sofa out of the living room-! ”

"Auntie, what the hell is going on?"

Hai Xiaomu looked dazed.

Xia Yu hurriedly greeted her, pulled her out of her mother's hands, and said softly: "The grandson of Lao Litou's family has returned from the imperial capital, saying that he has admired your name for a long time and wants to ask to see ......."

"Really?" Hai Xiaomu was instantly diverted from his attention, his eyes lit up, and he smiled: "I didn't expect that the reputation of the old lady is so thunderous!" ”

"Of course!"

Xia Yu looked solemn, "My little cousin, but I worship you very much!" ”

While talking nonsense, he pulled Hai Xiaomu and winked at Xiao Lizi at the same time, and finally the three of them walked out of the yard together, ready to go to the old mansion.

"Hello sister-in-law, my name is Li Wei, and I am Xia Yu's neighbor......"

Before Xia Yu could speak, he took the initiative to introduce himself.

"Xiao Lizi, listen to Xiao Yu, you are also in college in the imperial capital?" Hai Xiaomu tried his best to pose as an elder, but the slightly pursed lips and the big blinking eyes easily exposed the essence.

"Sister-in-law, my name is Li Wei." Xiao Lizi emphasized.

"Yes, I know your name is Xiao Lizi......"

“……”

Xiao Lizi was completely speechless, and began to look at Xia Yu.

"Don't look at me!" Xia Yu shook her head, "I didn't mention your title to her." ”

"You two, what were you muttering in the yard before?" Out of the courtyard, Hai Xiaomu turned around and looked at the two of them.

"Huh? It's nothing! ”

"Mmmm, we haven't seen each other for a long time, what about the old days......"

The two were stunned and shook their heads in unison.

Hai Xiaomu's face was very ugly, and he said slowly: "Reminiscence? It's not like that. How did I hear about the tricks of picking up girls, and what spare tires do I have? ”

No way! Xia Yu was stunned for an instant, this girl's perception is too sensitive, she can hear it from so far away.

"Hehe...... Xiao Li Zi sneered, "Sister-in-law, I'm asking Brother Xia Yu for some experience in pursuing girls." I'm about to be a sophomore, but I'm still single, and my grandfather is not sure. ”

He couldn't hide it when he saw it, so he confessed first.

"Hahaha...... Pursuing the experience of a girl? Hai Xiaomu was stunned for a moment, then suddenly laughed, pointed at the bridge of Xia Yu's nose, and said, "You said him?" ”

"Uh-huh!"

Xiao Lizi felt inexplicable, so she had to nod and follow her meaning, "Brother Xia Yu can catch up with a beautiful girl like you, he must still have a lot of means......"

"Come on!"

Hai Xiaomu suddenly restrained his smile, and said with disdain: "With his little means, the sow can't catch up." Besides, how can the old lady be so easy to conquer? What a joke! ”

"Hey! What do you mean? ”

Xia Yu's face turned red, and he felt that his dignity had been seriously trampled on. In his heart, he was also very puzzled, didn't this man's wife want to play anymore?

Then why does she sleep every night and hug herself so tightly? Inexplicably, he faintly felt a sense of loss.

Next to him, Xiao Lizi was also at a loss, and he couldn't figure out the relationship between the two.

After Hai Xiaomu finished laughing, he grinned: "Tell you frankly, your Brother Xia Yu is a fool!" Count on his help, and you're ready to be single for the rest of your life...... Hum! At the beginning, it was the old lady who chased him! ”

I've got a big grass! Xia Yu almost sat on the ground, and the sense of loss in his heart was instantly thundered and disappeared.

"Huh?"

Xiao Lizi was also shocked and unbelievable.

"Humph!"

Hai Xiaomu snorted coldly, "That night, the old lady drunk your little brother, and then a bully made a bow, and from then on, he rode his horse and galloped." ”

"Tell you Xiao Lizi, pickle girl, Xia Yu is not good, your sister-in-law and I have experience!"

She stretched out her little finger and gestured twice at Xia Yu, and then stretched out her thumb to point at herself, looking arrogant.

"How? Are you interested in learning from me? Guaranteed to soak in your school flower next semester! ”

Xiao Lizi looked at Hai Xiaomu's arrogant posture, completely messy! Moreover, the concept of strong men and weak women in my heart for more than ten years also collapsed instantly.

He looked at Xia Yu with an incredulous expression, and said, "Brother Xia, is what my sister-in-law said true?" ”

"Of course it's fake!"

Xia Yu strenuously denied it.

Joke! It's just a matter of a woman chasing a man, and after being drunk, the overlord is forced to bow down, which is not only insulting to dignity, but also misleading children! In case this cousin imitates him in the future, who will be responsible if something happens?

"Your sister-in-law has been a little abnormal in the recent special period, don't listen to her nonsense!" He argued.

"Special times?"

Xiao Lizi was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized, and said loudly: "Oh! I know! My sister-in-law is pregnant—"

"Stop! You bastard! Do you have any eyes? ”

Xia Yu almost pounced directly and sealed his mouth.

No way! This little cousin is comparable to the stupid and cute Hai Xiaolin!

"I'm pregnant?" Hai Xiaomu was stupid, covered his mouth suddenly, and exclaimed: "The old lady is pregnant!" Damn Xia Yu, my mother is not finished with you! ”

She broke out completely!

It's no wonder that for a few nights in a row, I woke up in the morning and felt wrong, not only was I held in my arms by that bastard, but my nightdress was messy, and on two occasions even little Nene leaked out...... It must have been pushed down!

Hai Xiaomu was shocked and angry, thinking of Aunt Fang Fang's performance in the courtyard just now, it seemed that everything was understood, and she was like thunder.

"Are you stupid? Can't you feel it if you're pregnant or not? Xia Yu was really speechless.

This swaggering man's wife is completely confused about what girls should know.

"Of course I feel it!"

Hai Xiaomu came back to his senses, and after careful induction, he found that there was nothing abnormal in his body, and he was completely too nervous.

However, she refused to admit it, her pretty face was half up, and she stubbornly defended: "My stomach has been rumbling recently, like a little life......"

"That's because you're overeating, and you can't digest it!"

"Cut! I'm too lazy to fight with you, my mother is more powerful than a praying mantis, and she dares to get me pregnant, I have to eat it! ”

Hai Xiaomu glared at Xia Yu, and the creaking sound of his teeth made him break out in a cold sweat.

Soon she changed her face, looked at Xiao Lizi with a smile, and said, "Xiao Lizi, how did you think about recognizing me as the head of the eldest sister?" (To be continued.) )