Chapter Seventy-Five: Stupid Head of Household

Chu Ci watched Wen Jiuqing and King Qi say goodbye to Wen Hou all the way, and stepped into the carriage to return home, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: The man is as gentle as jade, and the woman is delicate and lovely.

It's a pity that her dream bubble was burst right away.

"Why did you come to save me now?" The agent whispered to King Qi and complained, "If Shen Wu hadn't told me that as long as I insisted until you came to pick me up and gave me food when I went back, I wouldn't have bothered to pay attention to that bunch of female humans!" ”

"In such a small room, there are all kinds of old bottles and cans, not to mention, and there is a lot of smoke, which makes the whole room full of fireworks, if I don't take the opportunity to turn off my sense of smell, I will definitely be choked to death!"

"Also, isn't it really for warmth that they are huddled together with such a large number of people? They breathe each other's exhaust fumes, and they are not afraid of disease infection! ”

"That's it, I really can't complain about that old lady anymore, I'm already a person who 'buried half of my body in the soil', and I can still insist on breaking my thoughts for so long, is this the legendary 'old man is strong'?"

Everyone: "......"

The doting smile on King Qi's face was so stiff that he couldn't hold on anymore, he smiled and gritted his teeth: "Hard work princess!" ”

"That's it!" The agent was heartless, not realizing that his husband's face was about to collapse, and continued to invite credit: "In order to rush to Wenhou Mansion this morning, Shen Wu has been pouring clothes and hair, so I haven't eaten much. ”

"Although I had another meal at Wenhou Mansion at noon, the things in Wenhou Mansion were not as delicious as the Wangfu. Human beings pay attention to 'people are iron and steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry and panic', so I have not eaten two meals well. ”

"For the sake of my cooperation with you today, you have to tell Shen Wu when you go back, and ask her to compensate me for the morning and noon meals!"

King Qi: "......"

I was hungry and panicked if I didn't eat a meal, who ate breakfast for two people by myself early in the morning?

He didn't go back to the room last night, and she even slept peacefully until she was naturally full, and then ate all their breakfast alone...... Eaten up!!

By the time he was deliberately late, there were really only clean dishes and chopsticks left on the table! Does he want to lament that Shen Wu's feeding skills are getting more and more superb, or do he have to praise her for eating more and more?

Forget it, in his own home, he can eat no matter what, he can comfort himself, it is a blessing to be able to eat, the child is still young, eat more to grow his body, can't he afford to raise her a little girl who has just reached Lu?

Yes, the idol male god in Chu Ci's heart, His Royal Highness the King of Black Qi, who has been wise in later generations for thousands of years, has already regarded his little wife, who has just passed the door for less than three days, as his own family, but he has automatically classified her maiden home Wenhou Mansion as a foreigner.

Because he had already found out all the unfair treatment that Wen Jiuqing had received in Wen Hou Mansion last night, he found that although his little princess was known as the concubine of Wen Hou Mansion, the biological daughter of Princess Rong En, and the county lord who was unusually divided, but in Wen Hou Mansion, she turned out to be a qi bag that everyone could bully!

I didn't care much about it before, the gas bag was just a gas bag, but King Qi, who had already put people in his protective circle, felt that his little princess was really pitiful.

Maybe it's because of the unfair treatment she received in Wenhou Mansion that she has changed extremely, from a 'demure and gentle' lady to a foodie stupid girl now?

However, but, if you are stupid, you can divide the venue, you have a homecoming meal, all kinds of disgusted meals are unpalatable, and the food in the palace is made in accordance with the highest standards.

But...... You don't like the food on the table to be unpalatable, why do you eat it all?

So many people secretly looked at him, and those who didn't know thought that he had locked her up for the past three days and didn't give her food and drink, did he look so much like a wife abuser?

The agent looked at King Qi's not very good face, and did not understand the extremely collapsed psychology of the party, but Chu Ci, who peeked through the eyes of the agent, had already silently mourned for the agent, and then silently went offline-

If His Royal Highness King Qi starts a fire for a while, it will destroy the image of the male god who is as gentle as jade, in order to maintain the image of the male god in her mind, she still can't see it!

After glaring at Chu Ci offline, the agent had already finished all the dim sum in the carriage in the complaint, wiped the pastry dregs on his face with his sleeve at will, and smiled at King Qi with satisfaction: Sure enough, the dim sum in the palace is delicious!

This smile is very silly, plus the remnants on his face, he can't bear to look at it directly, but His Royal Highness King Qi, who is used to seeing all kinds of beauties in the imperial capital, relaxed the tense nerves just now under this stupid and incomparable smile.

"Eh......" sighed helplessly, took out the Jinpa prepared on the carriage, and carefully wiped the crumbs off her face, "I'm really stupid, I even care about these things with you!" ”

"I'm so angry here, but you still have no heart!" Scratched her upturned little nose, and the tone was gentle that he hadn't found himself, "Why are you still like a child who doesn't grow up?" ”

"You know you're stupid!" The agent was also unaware of this intimate little action, "Besides, Wen Jiuqing is a child who has not grown up, he is only fifteen years old, and his body has not entered the maturity period, and his psychology has not entered the maturity stage!" ”

Otherwise, how could he commit suicide by cutting his wrists without saying a word?

The agent summed up his argument and said, "Husband, you are an unreliable stupid head of household! ”

Unreliable stupid head of the household: Who is "......" stupid?

But people said that if you deal with a stupid person, it is not bad from a fool, in order not to let yourself really become an unreliable stupid head of household, King Qi took a deep breath and suppressed the little flame again.

"Why is Xiaozui so poor? I think you can only eat with this mouth! ”

If he was so eloquent a long time ago, how could he still be bullied by those people in Wenhou Mansion?

King Qi pinched her little face, it felt smooth and greasy, like touching a piece of fine silk, and like a piece of warm nephrite, feeling that her fingers were soft, and it felt too good to be true.

The movement of the fingertips spread from the fingers to the ventricles, and the heart was also a soft mess.

The intelligent body pursed its mouth, and rolled its eyes at the stupid householder: "You don't believe that you are stupid, the human mouth, in addition to eating, of course can also speak!" ”

"If you don't give me food, I can only use it to talk!"

Of course, in fact, the agent also wants to say that human beings are too slow to evolve, like other animals, the fangs in people's mouths are more difficult than weapons, okay?

However, she didn't think of anything to say now, because since she used the evolution of termites to hint at King Zhao, the system had warned that this information should not be mentioned to the natives.

It's a pity that she went to great length!

Small Theatre:

Agent: The biggest function of the human mouth is to eat, eat, eat! Because to communicate, we can use brain waves......

Qi Wang: There is another function!

Agent: Grow fangs as a weapon?

King Qi: No...... Be...... Boom!

(So, everyone guesses, the next chapter is welfare!! )