"On the unique tastes of the new Guinness record holder!"

"The story that Xinxiangyin and Yao Yu have to say!"

In order to attract attention, reporters from all walks of life also went out and racked their brains to think of headlines.

Viewers in front of televisions everywhere were boiling at the moment when the referee of Guinness, Steve, announced that Yao Yu had won.

"Well done! Yao Yu, I really didn't misread you! ”

Zheng Daxuan waved his left hand, which was not very flexible, and watched the TV with great excitement: "Yao Yu, this record will be kept for you first, and when I recover and start exercising, I will still get it back sooner or later." ”

Yao's family, after Yao's mother saw Yao Yu win, she was so excited that she threw herself directly into Yao's father's arms: "My son won, my son won." ”

Yao's father was even more old and strong, and directly gave Yao's mother a princess hug: "That's a must, don't look at whose seed it is." ”

Xin Xiaoqi, who watched the live TV broadcast, went from the nervousness at the beginning, to the excitement of Yao Yu's victory, and finally saw him running into the toilet in a hurry, and couldn't help laughing: "Heart to heart!" When I went back, I used this brand for paper towels at home. ”

The marketing and sales department of Xinxiangyin Company, for a while, there were more calls for goods.

The staff were so busy that they wanted to strip off the hair of the steamed buns, and directly learned the clone of the great sage.

The heart-to-heart boss looked at the skyrocketing sales data and wondered, "What's going on?" ”

……

Yao Yu hurriedly ran into the men's toilet, unzipping as he ran.

Enter the squatting position, turn around, pull off your pants, squat, and the action is fluid.

"Puff puff!"

Yes......!

With the excretion to the fullest, a burst of extreme refreshment came from the sphincter.

"People have three urgency, just have fun!" He had a satisfied look on his face at this time.

Two minutes later, Yao Yu, who had never tasted constipation, suddenly changed his face.

He first looked at the walls on either side of the squatting position, and except for a few hooks, it was all bare, nothing.

With a glimmer of hope in his heart, Yao Yu touched his pocket.

I found out that before the game, in order to reduce the weight burden, I had already wiped out my pockets, and I didn't even bring my mobile phone!

"What should I do?"

A difficult question came to mind.

He frowned, gritted his teeth, and pondered.

"Boom!"

There was a bang, and there was a sudden roar of a flush toilet from the opposite squatting position.

Hearing this voice, Yao Yu's face showed a hint of joy.

"Friend!"

He shouted.

"What's wrong?"

Hearing the response to the friend, Yao Yu said in ecstasy: "Jianghu emergency!" I forgot to bring a paper with memories. ”

"Hmmm! I'm just running out of this, I'll get it for you, you wait! ”

After saying it to your friends.

Yao Yu heard the sound of footsteps in the distance.

"There are still a lot of good people!" A warm current filled his heart flowed through.

A minute has passed, and the friend has not yet appeared.

"The service in this mall is really poor, there is not even a paper towel in the toilet!" Yao Yu complained in his heart.

"There is true love in the world! That guy must have been a long way away just now, and he went to find me a tissue. He wanted to search in his heart.

Five minutes passed.

Yao Yu's toilet, as if it had been enchanted by magic, was quiet, and no one appeared.

His quadriceps, which felt pretty good, began to feel sore.

"What about people? Where is the death! ”

Yao Yu began to have bad thoughts in his heart.

Ten minutes passed, and he counted his heartbeat, counting the time as if it were day.

"Nima's! This **** friend of the other party actually released me a pigeon at this important and critical time! ”

"It's really a dog to deceive me as an honest person and such sincere feelings."

"I can't wait any longer, if I wait any longer, it's almost dry!"

Yao Yu made a decision in his heart, he quietly opened the squatting door and took a quick look outside.

"Excellent! No one! ”

Yao Yu pouted his buttocks, maintained a posture similar to a squat, came out of the squat, and quickly closed the door.

Then run to the sink, turn on the faucet, and scrub your sphincter with an environmentally friendly and pollution-free stream of water.

"Bang!"

The toilet door was suddenly kicked open from the outside in.

A Sven man with glasses ran in in a hurry, and without looking at Yao Yu, he went straight to the squatting position.

However, Yao Yu was frightened, and his first reaction subconsciously was to pull up his pants.

"Nima! A butt of water drenched, wet! Yao Yu complained in his heart.

"Why did the man with glasses look a little familiar just now?"

He wondered in his heart: "It seems to be the reporter who interviewed me before!" ”

"Anyone?"

At this time, the shouts of the man with glasses came from the toilet squatting.

"I'm rubbing! It can't be such a coincidence! ”

Yao Yu pondered and responded: "At first glance? ”

"Someone, great, right to friends, I forgot to bring tissues, the rivers and lakes are in emergency, ask for help!"

"Ugh! I just ran out of it, why don't you wait? I'll go out and find it for you. Yao Yu said honestly,

"Thank you so much, I'm a TV reporter, this time I owe you a personal favor!" Sven Nan was so moved that he promised.

Yao Yu was surrounded by a large number of reporters as soon as he got out of the toilet.

"Yao Yu, can you tell us how you feel about winning the game?"

"Yao Yu, after you win, what do you want to do next?"

"Did you know before the game that you could win?"

"Yao Yu, when will your third answer before the game be conducted?"

Surrounded by spear headlights, Yao Yu was a little dizzy.

By the time Chen Yi, who was a guest agent, took Huang Jinwei and a few fat men to cover him from the crowd of reporters, an hour had passed.

"I don't think there's anything else I want to do?"

Yao Yu was patting his head and thinking desperately.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I have something important to announce!"

At this time, Steve, the referee of Guinness, appeared on the TV screen.

He said with a serious face: "After being tested by a professional institution, an unannounced compound component was detected in the blood of Jiro Fujino, a Japanese contestant, which can act as a stimulant by stimulating the heart to accelerate the secretion of adrenaline in the body. ”

"So we have reason to suspect that Jiro Fujino took this doping in the Guinness race in Jinling before. After a meeting and discussion of the company's management, it was finally decided to cancel all the results of Jiro Fujino's competition in order to maintain the principle of fairness, openness and impartiality. ”

"Take back all honors such as trophies and certificates, and after that, we will conduct strict and strict inspections for the Japanese players!"

As soon as the news came out, everyone was shocked.

Yao Yu and Zheng Daxuan are okay, they have long suspected that the little devil is secretly taking drugs, and they can have this kind of anti-heaven performance.

"I'll just say little devil, how could it suddenly become so powerful, it turned out to be a drug addict."

"Isn't meanness the nature of little devils? What kind of upright gentleman do you expect from the Japanese people! ”

"It's disgusting, I'm going to put up a fast sign at the door of the store when I turn around, and Japanese people and dogs are forbidden to enter!" There was the radical who said.