At night, we stayed up all night, discussing the matter of the leading brother, and we all seemed very excited.

When it came to the fun place, everyone actually agreed to let the professor go to the commissary to buy cigarettes, alcohol, peanuts and other snacks, the professor looked reluctant, steamed buns took off his clothes and wore pants to puff out his biceps, so scared that the professor rushed out of the dormitory faster than a rabbit and went straight to the commissary.

The steamed bun said to me: "Three, you are really majestic today, and you are alone in the tiger's den in Longtan." ”

"That's not a thing, do you dare?" I asked him.

The head of the steamed bun shook like a wave drum and was full of worship for me, and the consequence of worshipping me was to go to my bed and sleep with me.

I kicked him hard with my feet, and scolded him with all kinds of vicious words, but he was unmoved, and his skin was thicker than the city walls.

After some tossing, I was tired and panting, and I lay down and said to the steamed buns, "Do you know what it means to be born after death?" ”

The steamed bun put on a posture of listening to his ears.

During the Western Han Dynasty, Liu Bang sent the generals Han Xin and Zhang Er to lead an army to attack the Zhao State, and the Zhao King Liu Xie and the general Chen Yu led an army of 200,000 to prepare for the battle at Jingchengkou. Chen Yu did not listen to the advice of the strategist Li Zuoche, and fought hard with Han Xin, Han Xin deliberately lined up by the river, the soldiers looked at the water behind them, and if they couldn't win and escape today, they would die, so they fought against the water, and the more they fought, the more brave they became, and then sent troops to take the Zhao army camp lightly, killed Chen Yu and captured Liu Xie alive, and returned with a great victory. ”

Damn, steamed buns actually told him hypnotic stories, only to hear him snoring, and his eyes were closed.

And the plane was smoking a cigarette and walking around on the ground, saying: "I think a large part of the reason why Han Shin and they can win is luck, and a bigger part is courage and execution." ”

"That's right, I couldn't agree more." As if I had found a soulmate, I sat up from the bed, and the steamed bun turned over, and gradually snored like thunder, it seems that I will be slept with him again tonight.

"Three, I think you have the temperament of Han Xin, if you don't have the courage and quick decision-making, it is estimated that we will not be able to get close to the leading brother this afternoon, when you passed, I noticed that Kaihua KTV is full of people who know him, if he is allowed to enter, we will definitely not be able to see him, even if he rushes into Kaihua, I don't know which private room he is in, it is estimated that he will be beaten and thrown out." The plane told me confidently.

"Haha, we deserve to be brothers from childhood to adulthood." I took a puff of cigarette and was happy in my heart.

"Damn, did you see Zhang Li at that time? How do you feel? The ostrich listened to our conversation and got up from the bed and asked.

"Look at your little bit of talent, sooner or later you will die at the hands of women." The plane despises the ostriches of flowers.

"I didn't expect Zhang Li's slut to still have feelings for me, and I asked her to help me and really help me." The ostrich took a contented puff on his cigarette.

"Damn, you are a bad pen, Zhang Li is not interested in you as a person, but your money, a bad pen." The professor scolded the ostrich.

"Damn, you're looking for a fight, envy, jealousy and hatred, I'll spend money on him, dream." The ostrich begins to fight with the professor in a verbal war.

"You still said that you didn't spend money on that slut, and you said yesterday that you would lend me 300 yuan?" The professor said.

"Grass, Lao Tzu has spent, it's your business."

Ostrich is the richest of our dormitory brothers, when the Buddha was in the past, the Buddha was also considered a rich man, but the Buddha was still a powerful person.

When we have no money, we borrow from the ostrich, and after borrowing, we have been dragging it back slowly, and the ostrich always urges us every day, and the ostrich says that he urges us to pay back the money, and he doesn't really care about the money, but takes the debt as a kind of fun, in front of us, and enjoys the feeling that he is the master and we are slaves; Enjoy the feeling that he is the emperor and the women are the beauties of the harem in front of the women.

"You must have spent it on the money you bought for that, or she would have helped you, and I'll write my name upside down." The professor popped up and interjected.

I suddenly realized, "Holy, Professor, when are you coming back?" ”

Mantou listened to me say to him Professor, and immediately woke up, rubbing his eyes and rushing to the beer.

So we talked all night, and it was refreshing.

The next day, when I dragged my tired body and came to Ma Rong with two black eyes.

Seeing me like this, Ma Rong asked worriedly, "Three, what's wrong with you, who beat me again." ”

I waved my hand and motioned for her to stop yelling and quiet down and whisper that I was going to sleep.

A morning class made me sleep energetic and very awake.

But when I was about to study and listen to the lecture seriously, the bell rang after school, and I sighed: The deceased is like a husband, reluctant to give up day and night.

The students all looked alive when they thought of eating, and then the English teacher came again, holding a stack of test papers.

I looked at the English teacher in amazement,, when the hell is this exam paper, why don't I have any impression?

"Everyone get back to their seats and sit down, everyone be quiet, do you hear?" The English teacher has always been so bad, always looking like a prosperous person, always yelling to scare us.

"This is the test paper of your morning quiz, I have already approved the results, and now I will send it to you, if you make a mistake, use a notebook to extract it, carefully analyze where the mistake is and find out the reason, some questions I have told you again and again, to emphasize to you, there are still many people who make mistakes, I don't know what you have in your head."

"Okay, let's not talk about it, let's send the test paper down first."

The English teacher kept talking to herself.

I quietly asked Ma Rong: "When is this test paper, have I done it?" ”

Ma Rong said to me: "I just took the test this morning, I had English in the morning, and the English teacher had something to do at that time, so I asked the class representative to take the test paper for us to do, just as a quiz in the classroom, nothing, you don't have to be afraid." ”

"Oh. This morning, no wonder I don't remember. ”

"Just rest assured, the English teacher won't scold you."

Hearing Ma Rong say this, I thought that she had arranged everything for me again, and I was completely relieved that I didn't take it seriously, but the truth was not what I imagined.

It wasn't until I heard my English teacher read out my grades: "Qiao Chen, 98." ”

The class was in an uproar.

I looked at Ma Rong very happy and satisfied, and I was very puzzled.

"Holy, what the is going on."

In the midst of laughter, I didn't know whether it was ridicule or envy, I heard the English teacher say, "Qiao Chen, genius, what a genius." ”

I was even more ashamed of myself.