Chapter 114: Crying and Laughing

The "brothers, uncles, and uncles" who participated in the arrow competition finally put on protective gear. In fact, everyone is very concerned about their own lives, although a considerable number of generals represented by Lu Mian, Liu Pi, and Gong Du believe that the strength of this delicate woman's archery will not exceed thirty steps.

Modern roller skating bows and compound bows are not at the same level as ancient animal tendon and leather rope bows in terms of pulling strength and degree of use. The ancient bow and crossbow made by hand using natural log animal tendon and hemp rope are quite difficult to use, and it is not easy to pull the bow to radiate.

For example, the most common and common bow and arrow in the army, a well-trained and strong archer can shoot at a distance of 100 paces, but the effective damage against an armored enemy is only 50 steps!

And if the archer in the army is replaced by a weak little woman, even if she has undergone systematic training, but there is a natural physique and physique gap between women and men, if there is no strong psychological quality and the calm and decisive character necessary for archers, it is a big problem to really go into battle, even whether the strong bow in the army can be pulled away, and whether the feather arrows can be correctly put on the bowstring.

Therefore, Liu Bi, Gong Du and others thought that there was no suspense about the victory or defeat of this arrow competition, and they had already guessed the reason why Zhang Xiu himself did not compete with arrows.

That reason has been known since Xu Chu made a big fuss about Zhang Xiu's mansion two months ago. Now who in Huainan doesn't know the famous allusion of "one arrow promise"? Although Zhang Xiu himself has issued a gag order, this allusion to the perverted force value of the tiger idiot Xu Chu and Zhang Xiu's miserable archery skills is passed on by word of mouth among the high-level civil and military forces of Zhang Xiujun.

Men, especially men who are lords, still need face.

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The first to play was Liao Hua. Seeing Liao Hua stuffing strips of rotten cloth into his ass, Lei Xu couldn't help but quip: "Old Liao, it's not authentic!" With such a big, round, and warped ass, who are you pretending to be! If you want to put water without this! You make your ass bigger than Shouchun Liu's buttocks, and you can't shoot off the target if you can shoot arrows! ”

Liao Hua smiled awkwardly, turned around and pointed to his buttocks, which were so round that they were several laps larger than ordinary arrow targets, and shouted at the female relatives who were timidly groping for bows and arrows: "That girl, have you ever practiced target shooting?" ”

The female entourage was naturally Lu Ling, the daughter of Lu Bu brought back by Zhang Xiu from Danyang County. It's easy to bring back, but it's very difficult to place. The original private mansion Zhang Xiu has been given to his aunt Zou, and Danyang Palace can still live in the name of office, but bringing female dependents in will definitely fall into the world. So after thinking about it, Zhang Xiu still decided to temporarily let Lu Ling live in the Wuwei Camp barracks of Shouchun Palace, and usually went out with Zhang Xiu as an ordinary Wuwei Camp entourage.

Put a seventeen or eighteen-year-old delicate little girl in the middle of seventy or eighty Wuwei guards who are like wolves and tigers, although they are assigned a separate room, but this kind of thing can only be done by Zhang Xiu.

The guards of the Wuwei Battalion, who were loyal to Zhang Xiu's person, had bad luck that night, and seven or eight guards of the Wuwei Battalion went to Lu Ling's room to find out, but they were beaten to the ground by Lu Ling, who had just arrived in a strange environment and was very vigilant and cautious. Dozens of guards of the Wuwei Battalion outside heard the movement and rushed in, but one was kicked out when they went in, and two were kicked out of a pair.

So from the next morning, Zhang Xiu went out on patrol, and the originally arrogant and invincible guards of the Wuwei Battalion dared to take a breath in front of this "delicate and lovely" "female entourage", and the action was even more daring to be too big, for fear of attracting her attention.

In the face of Liao Hua's questioning, Lu Ling just smiled shyly, her little face was still red, and finally spit out three words: "Never... Not... Yes"

Liao Hua couldn't cry, so he could only stop overdoing it and stuff two more bundles of hay into his ass.

As soon as Liao Hua turned his head, Lu Ling mustered up the courage and finished the next words with his eyes closed: "I have never shot such a big target!" ”

It's just that our General Liao didn't overdo it, and he didn't hear Lu Ling's complete sentence in the laughter of the generals around him.

At this point, it was useless for Liao Hua to regret it, so he could only move to a position of just thirty steps, pouting his huge ass at Zhang Xiu and the others.

"Shoot!"

Liao Hua made only one request to Lu Ling -- that is, there was no request. In the end, he just stood thirty steps away and posed his "arrow target" according to the most ordinary and simple target shooting requirements, and did not put forward any requirements for the bow and arrow and shooting action used by Lu Ling.

Even in terms of the thirty steps taken, strictly speaking, it was less than thirty steps, and Liao Hua still released the water again. However, other people don't care much about this, and give this young lady a little face, even if they don't give it, they will give Zhang Xiu a little face.

In front of him was an arrow target that would not miss if it was an archery, but Lu Ling still maintained the serious quality that he had when he appeared, not only carefully selected a light bow and three ordinary feather arrows in the army, but also did not show any emotion for Liao Hua's various releases.

It's just that the moment he picked up the light bow and took out a feather arrow, Lu Ling's cowardly appearance no longer existed at all, and was replaced by incomparable concentration.

No one else noticed this, but Zhang Xiu and Gao Shun had a glint in their eyes. It seems that I saw a "bloody storm" about to blow.

Raising the light bow that was not very heavy, Lu Ling suddenly let out a low cold shout, and when everyone's ears just heard this low shout, there was another scream!

Everyone looked at the source of the screams first, but it was Liao Hua who covered the left half of his buttocks with both hands and jumped high!

On the "fat" left buttocks, there is a feather arrow that I don't know when it was fired!

Everyone turned their heads sharply, but they saw Lu Ling throwing the bow and arrow to the ground, burying his little face behind his hands, looking like he had done something wrong.

"Yes... Right... No... No... up, I... I've been for a long time... Without practice, the strength is not grasped, and the real ... Really... I'm sorry! ”

Over there, Liao Hua gritted his teeth and pulled out the solid feather arrow, and half of the iron arrow was still bloodstained. I saw our Dian Nong Captain Liao Hua Liao Lieutenant, with a face that wanted to cry but squeezed a smile at Lu Ling and said: "Good girl, that's right, just shoot here, yes, shoot right!" Keep shooting, keep shooting, your brother Liao is not afraid...... Don't be afraid of pain! ”

Lu Ling was reluctant to be reluctant, and suddenly hid behind Zhang Xiu's back, pulling Zhang Xiu's brocade robe and almost crying: "Brother Wenjin, let's not play anymore, Ling'er's hands and feet are too stupid, and the brother Liao who shot is bleeding." ”

Zhang Xiu was still reminiscing about Lu Ling's arrow, and when she saw that Lu Ling had regained her cowardly nature, she couldn't help laughing: "Military orders are like mountains, even if they are the ones who give orders, they can't change their orders every day!" "What's more, I really want to see how your archery skills can make this group of old men cry and cry for their mothers!

In the second half of the sentence, Zhang Xiu naturally just thought about it in his heart, and did not say it openly.

Over there, Liao Hua saw Zhang Xiu's look of carrying out the drill to the end, but he immediately shouted: "Don't mind, it's not your fault that Brother Liao didn't walk enough thirty steps by himself." What's more, even if I shoot Brother Liao and I bleed, it will be your Brother Liao and I who are willing! Come on, you keep shooting, shoot as hard as you want, as long as you hit, it's no problem! ”

The other people next to him didn't see clearly how the first arrow was shot for a while, and they didn't even see Lu Ling's action of putting the arrow on the string, but the arrow had already penetrated the strip of hay on Liao Hua's buttocks, and it was indeed inserted on Liao Hua's buttocks. Curiosity and suspicion were in trouble, and everyone opened their mouths to coax Lu Ling back.

This time, everyone was no longer disapproving, but most of them were watching Lu Ling's movements with a bow and arrows, for fear of missing something.

Only Gong Du was still shaking his head, looking around and not looking at Lu Ling. Seeing that the eldest brother Liu Bi was looking at Lu Ling very seriously, he not only chuckled: "Big brother, do you really think that the arrow will be shot by this delicate woman, so fast, the human voice will cover up the sound of the arrow, like her little arms and legs can shoot arrows so fast?" ”

Halfway through his words, Gong Du suddenly approached the ear of his eldest brother Liu Bi and said: "In my opinion, it must be General Pingkou who arranged archers around, didn't you find out that Cao Xing's guy didn't come today?" ”

Liu Bi suddenly woke up and looked behind Zhang Xiu again. There are only Pei Yuanshao, the general directly under Zhang Xiu, and the three personal generals of Hu Che'er, Zhou Cang, and Li Feng, but Cao Xing, who is good at shooting, has not seen his entourage.

Just when the two sworn brothers were looking for Cao Xing's traces, another scream sounded!

This time, Lu Ling ran directly behind Zhang Xiu, looking very afraid of seeing blood and saying that she would not play anymore. It wasn't until Liao Hua's hippie smile pulled off a bloodless feather arrow from his right buttocks that Lu Ling walked out from behind Zhang Xiu again.

But it was Liao Hua who was afraid that Lu Ling would not be able to control his strength to shoot his ass again, and when he felt the arrow in his buttocks, he thought that he had pierced the flesh again, so he screamed reflexively, in fact, the arrow of this arrow was just next to Liao Hua's right buttocks.

This time, Li Tong, Lu Mian and a few others saw Lu Ling's thunderous rapid fire action of releasing the arrow as soon as it was wound, and couldn't help but applaud together, putting away their contempt for Lu Ling, the little woman.

Thirty steps to the ** giant target, all those who can shoot arrows can do it without missing the target. But like the seemingly weak little woman in front of her, she can not only not miss the target with the tactical action of rapid shooting, but also shoot two arrows one left and one right, the height and distance are the same, you can indeed see that this woman is not an ordinary person!

Liu Pigong, who was still looking around, watched Liao Hua pull out another arrow, stared at each other, and finally asked in unison, "Have you found Cao Xing's house?" ”

Then the two looked at each other and shook their heads in unison.

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