Chapter 18: Lingge
After spending a night in energy-saving standby mode, the agent said, 'It's really good', and it's okay to take real data, and it's okay to see the mysterious woman who holds the secret of human reproduction, and it's a living human being, and it's so jelly!
"The county lord is really diligent."
The maids who came with washing tools, one, two, three, four, as soon as they entered the door, saw their royal highness sitting precariously waiting, the sun shining through the window, the golden light, the delicate face and the clear (fog) eyes, in the morning sun even more amazing.
"......" The agent stared blankly at the human in front of him, 'Who are they?'
'Ah, these humans are called...... Wait, record the query......'
Forgive the agent and the system, in these two eyes, human beings are two eyes, a nose and a mouth, and each human limb grows in the same place, there is no difference at all, like this kind of featureless creature, how to remember their appearance!
Therefore, except for Shen Wu and Lingge, two humans who can only provide rich data, Wen Rulang's 'super lethal female', and Xu Mama, a mysterious woman who has mastered the secret of human reproduction, who has not yet met, and they are specially marked with an asterisk for key records, the other humans who do not provide important information and data are all floating clouds.
So, unfortunately, these chattering humans in front of her were not in the agent's memory, and she didn't remember who these humans were!!
"The county lord? Princess!! Lingge, who followed the maids one, two, three, and four, helplessly watched the county lord fall into a state of distraction again, "Hey...... Hey, my lord, how did you get so distracted since you came out of the bathroom! ”
Shen Wu went to wait outside the palace gate early in the morning, ready to pick up Mama Xu. Lingge took the errand of dressing up for the county lord, and after three days, looking at the master who has been in a daze recently, Lingge who once again took back the identity of the number one maid around the county lord, and felt as if it had passed a few spring and autumn periods.
The maids cut off the things in their hands in an orderly manner, and then Lingge wiped the face of the county lord, which was what the big maid should do, and it was not the turn of the maid one, two, three, or four to intervene.
"What's the matter, Mama would be upset to see you in such an absent-minded state. Although Mama is nothing, but the slave maid inquired, this is the housekeeper in front of the nobleman in the palace, if she can get a few kind words in front of the nobleman, it is better than doing our homework ourselves! ”
As she spoke, wringing out the water on the brocade hand, Lingge walked over to the person who was still in a daze on the bed, ready to wipe his face for the agent.
"Ah~" Just when Lingge was approaching, I saw the county lord of her family, who was known as gentle and elegant on weekdays, slap her forehead, and said happily: "You are one of the little maids, your name is Lingge, right?" ”
"Smack!" Jin Pa in the singer fell to the ground, "County ...... Princess? You, you haven't woken up yet...... Is it? After speaking, he hurriedly picked up the Jinpa, turned around and replaced it with a clean one, and repeated the previous action-
From the special small jade bottle, the secret skin care powder is poured into a copper basin filled with warm water, and then the Jinpa is soaked, and after the Jinpa absorbs the skin care products in the water, the water is wrung out, and then slowly turns to the county lord and says:
"County Lord, Mama is here today, but don't go wrong, Mama is a person in the palace, and the teaching is only three days, this is an opportunity for many noble girls to ask for and can't beg, you must not disappoint the kindness of the nobles."
Enduring the discomfort of being in such close contact with other creatures, he looked at the man in front of him with a blank face...... Humans, agents in the brain and systems communicate in various ways.
'This human is unusual!' 'Agent affirmation.
"Yes, after the system query just now, it was found that this human has the ability to be undetectable, and the details are as follows-" The system is very serious.
Her breath is lighter than that of other little maids, the specific value is 10 percentage points, her steps are light, although her muscles are relaxed, but judging from the value of her physical functions, her instantaneous explosiveness is forty percentage points stronger than that of other little maids. In other words, her physical fitness is more than forty percent better than that of other humans. ’
In addition, her reaction is also very strange, she can automatically solve unexpected emergencies and deal with them in a way that ordinary people cannot understand. ’
In other words, she is not an ordinary maid, should her presence be marked? The agent asked, "Compared to the mama who holds the secret of human reproduction, the existence of this maid is very strange, and it can be marked as the target memory of a star." ”
'Marked, recorded as follows -
Species: Human, Name: Mama, Reason for Marking: A woman who has mastered the secret of human reproduction, Star (five-star system): Five stars
Species: Human, Name: Lingge, Reason for Marking: A woman who behaves and thinks strangely, Star (5-star): 1 star'
"County Lord?" After wiping the last finger, Lingge sighed again, and said with a melancholy face: "The county lord is definitely disgusted with the slave and the maid again, and the slave and the maid are not afraid of your punishment, but if the county lord can listen to the slave even if he says a word, the slave is also happy." ”
Agent: "??? ”
'What do you mean?' 'System-kun, human language is so complicated!!
"What the slave means: The county lord has already got this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, so don't think about anything else, learn from your grandmother, and marry well as soon as the marriage time comes."
Unexpectedly understood that the county lord couldn't understand her hint at all, taking advantage of the fact that Shen Wu was not there, he waved his hand and asked the maid to wait outside the one, two, three, four doors, and when there were only two of her in the house, Lingge said the words without concealment.
"Are you...... Whose...... Person? The agent looked confused.
Who the hell is this?
The precipice of the agent was forced by her to be called a 'slave' for a while, a 'slave' for a while, and a 'Lingge' for a while, and they all said the terms of the alien agent to human beings...... Very insensitive!
Well, she's in a state of obscenity right now.
And now Lingge is also in a state of coercion.
The county lord asked her who she really was? Could it be that the county lord has already ......
She turned out to be a well-trained secret agent, Lingge quickly analyzed her own behavior and words just now, and found that she didn't find a flaw herself, but looking at the indifferent appearance of the county lord who didn't understand the sound and knew it in her heart (fog), she decided to pierce this layer of window paper.
"Now that the county lord already knows, the slave and maid will no longer hide it." The maid who was low and small just now turned around and closed the door, knelt down on one knee on the side of the bed, straightened her back, looked at the county lord and said: "The subordinate is King Cheng's secret guard, codenamed 'Lingge', and the pseudonym 'Lingge' lurks beside the county lord on the order of King Cheng to protect the county lord." ”
The "......" agent continued to look confused.
(Small Theatre):
Lingge: My original name was Lingge, but later I changed my name to Lingge.
Agents: Is there a difference?
The system gentleman who has not attended for a long time: There are differences, the pronunciation is different, the same words are different, illiterate, hurry up and brush human characters!
Agent: What about the good alliance quality students? Turned out to be illiterate? Author, sit down, I've turned on the radiator!