[230] The rules of the way

Soon we went to the Nantianmen, the mouse and the Buddha were already waiting for us there, we saw the mouse standing there safe and sound, everyone hugged him tightly, and then the Buddha took us into the Nantianmen.

Ah Jun, who works at Nantianmen, walked next to me and kept talking to me, we haven't seen each other for a long time.

We were taken to the bathing center, and the brothers were ready to take off their clothes and take a bath, but the Buddha said to everyone: "Today is everyone watching the rat take a bath, you all don't move, according to the rules of the road, if the brothers kill someone and are caught in the strip, the first thing after coming out is to cleanse themselves, that is, take a bath, cut their hair, wash away all the bad luck before, look new, and start a new life." ”

The brothers all smiled and watched the mouse jump into the pool full of petals, and he was very comfortable enjoying it alone, there were two long-haired and thin-waisted beauties in the pool rubbing the back of the mouse, and the ostrich couldn't help it all of a sudden, and he was pulled to death by the steamed bun and the plane, and he looked at the expression full of hunger and thirst.

After the rat finished bathing, he came out of the water, and then a beautiful barber came, and gave the rat a few strokes of the whole garden, the rat was already handsome, and this time it looked even more heroic, and I was handsome, and I was embarrassed, although I was not bad, but it was incomparable with him.

After cleaning the mouse, we went to the restaurant to eat and carnival, all kinds of big fish and meat, delicacies from the mountains and seas, I have never seen it, everyone has opened their eyes.

The professor said, "Big Buddha, what day is it today, everything that I haven't eaten or seen is all here." ”

"Today is the day when the rat is in his early days, and it is also the time for us to return to the Qiao Gang, you won't understand the days when the mouse and I took refuge outside, as hard as we wanted, we almost ate the soil and gnawed the bark, so today I want to make up for what we didn't eat before, brothers, follow us today, let's eat, drink and have fun."

Everyone was jubilant, and the ostrich suddenly said: "Big Buddha, eating and drinking well is a must, the key is how to play." ”

Everyone knows the little abacus in the ostrich's belly, and they all look at him and laugh at him, he doesn't feel anything, anyway, there are no outsiders today, they are all brothers, there is no need to hide it.

The Big Buddha took a sip of wine and said, "How do you want to play, you say, brother will definitely satisfy you." ”

The ostrich smiled and said, "Today is a celebration of the rat's freedom, and everything is up to the rat, haha." After the ostrich finished speaking, he began to eat the vegetables in his mouth.

"If you want to say it, you can say it, it's about rat, you can say whatever you want, your Zhang Li is no longer today, what are you afraid of."

As soon as the Buddha finished speaking, everyone laughed, and the ostrich and Zhang Li saw that they did make a lot of jokes, and we didn't know what they thought, but we couldn't interfere in their lives.

The professor laughed the most, and said coldly: "Haha, Zhang Li's sassy girl, the ostrich deserves to meet her." ”

The ostrich was not happy when he heard this, and jumped over to ride the professor, and the two hit together, and the ostrich scolded: "Who the hell are you talking about, Zhang Li is about your, and Sao is also showing me, what is the matter with you." ”

Not to be outdone, the professor scolded: "Don't look at you carrying Zhang Li outside outside all day, taking all kinds of money and all kinds of ups and downs, how the hell do you spend it, you have earned it back for you, the pen." ”

The professor was really speechless, and after he finished speaking, everyone laughed and clutched their stomachs and shouted pain, and the ostrich looked green all over his body, and beat the professor violently.

Everyone was eating and drinking, and after three rounds of wine, they began to drink indiscriminately, not treating wine as wine at all, and began to pour it like water, and the entire large private room was filled with wine bottles that fell to the ground, and we gradually began to blur, and our eyes began to drift, but the wine still couldn't stop.

The big Buddha whistled, and Ah Jun went out and brought more than a dozen beauties in, each of them looks enchanting, slender and moving, black silk heels and breasts, Nantianmen is famous for being a young lady who accompanies wine and sings and sleeps, and the general poor quality of the lady who comes here is not qualified at all, and those who can come in are not the best beauties, but no matter where they are placed, they are all beauties who hook people's souls.

The professor and the ostrich both sucked the saliva from their mouths, and they couldn't help it.

The big Buddha blushed, and hung a string of gold chains around his neck, this time the gold chain brought a piece of jade, the whole body was transparent, it must be a good material, and the price must not be ordinary, he stood up with a shining light, and said: "Brothers, pick whatever you want, choose whatever you want, these big beauties belong to you tonight, comeon, baby, let's get high together." ”

The ladies began to follow the big Buddha to show off their sassy postures, and the ostrich went up first to pull a corner, and then the professor went up, and the rest of me, Yang Yang, A Liang, Xiaobai, steamed buns, airplanes, rats, stood still.

Although I didn't move, I looked for the apricot blossom I slept with last time, and I found that she was not here today, so I didn't think much about it.

A few of us, you look at me, I look at yours I don't know what to do, among them, I, Xiaobai, Yang Yang, all have girlfriends, and Xiao Min, the girlfriend of the mouse, has already left, so it is difficult to take the first step.

The big Buddha looked at a few of us and was immediately unhappy: "What are you doing in a daze, hurry up, after the election, you have to take care of the rest of the guests, what are you doing with you, you don't give money, don't delay me to make money." ”

The big Buddha drank too much, and his face was cross-faced, and after speaking, he dragged me out and said: "Qiao San, you set an example for your brothers, just have fun when you come out to play, don't think about anything, it doesn't matter what the will happen, as long as you are happy, it doesn't matter what." ”

They all looked at me, although I drank too much, but I was more sober than the others, I took the Buddha's hand and said, "Don't be like this, Buddha, I have taken my heart, I can't just ask for a woman." ”

"Just pretend to me, last time you slept with someone Xinghua, you didn't look at your virtue, pretending to be pure, hurry up, don't grind and chirp, Lao Tzu spent the money, just give me a fun, the mouse is not happy today, accompany him to get drunk and play without thinking about anything, what's wrong?"

After the big Buddha finished speaking, he was a little uncomfortable, and he couldn't stop crying, I knew he was because of the mouse, I looked at the mouse and his eyes were rosy, and the days they experienced together, I felt the deepest.

Then the mouse was the first to come up, and the beauty who pulled a long leg suddenly collapsed on the stool and began to touch it, and everyone laughed, but no one felt shy at the moment, and men and women only saw that it was not the same thing, hugging and hugging, kissing and touching, and the time came to do a deeper exchange.

The big Buddha immediately began to laugh and said: "Mouse, do you pay attention to the image, and you will sing and dance later, there are activities, don't worry." ”

The woman holding the mouse looked like a nymphomaniac and said: "Mr. Shao, it's okay, I like the mouse, it's so handsome, I don't mind." ”

I'm still standing, Yang Yang and Xiaobai, the plane and Ah Liang all rushed up and brought one, I stood next to the Buddha and didn't speak, looking at the brothers are intoxicated expressions, suddenly found that a girl was pushed into my arms by the Buddha, I quickly stretched out my hands and hugged it tightly, obsessively smelling the fragrance of the girl's body, buried my head in the girl's slightly exposed arms, snow-white skin, sweet milk fragrance and very comfortable temperature, so that I suddenly had a physical reaction.