Chapter 71, Wizard of Calligraphy and Painting

Standing in the inner hall of the wine store, Chen Xu's phoenix eyes shining with golden light looked at a pair of calligraphy and paintings bound in a literary frame in the famous hall, and his face changed.

"Excuse me, sister, when were the calligraphy and paintings on the wall stapled?"

"Why is there a problem with this?"

Wang Bing and Liu Cheng said: "Our good brother Xu asks you, so you can answer truthfully." ”

A slight smile appeared on Wan Jiaojiao's face, and said: "It was ten days ago, there was a bad old man, wearing a stupid green shirt, who boasted of what kind of literary and artistic young man, ah, not a literary and artistic old man, ordered a lot of signature dishes here for nothing, after eating and drinking, but in the end there was no money to pay the bill, I was angry, grabbed his ear, and scolded him, but you know what he said." ”

Wang Bing said: "Who knows what he said. ”

"He said that he wanted to sell the text to settle the account, and drew this calligraphy and painting for me, I looked ridiculous, but I saw that he was really a shabby old man, with a crooked head, and he didn't want to embarrass him, so he let him go, just imagine, that person in the world doesn't want dignity, if he has money, no one in society will whisper down to do something that buries dignity."

Chen Xu said: "Sister, but your kindness is not good and there is no good reward, or if you said bad things about this literary and artistic old man loudly before, he was upset, so he had the intention to trick you." ”

Wan Jiaojiao's apricot eyes widened suddenly, and said, "My good brother Xu, look at how this pair of words hanging on the wall is written." ”

"It's just a poem, another round of bright moon in the south, and the east flows infinitely in late spring. The old man doesn't know where to go, and the independent sycamore waves are like flowers {I Chen Yuqiao made my own work, offering ugliness}, this is probably a seven-character poem written by a poet in the Tang Dynasty. ”

Chen Xu said: "That literary old man is a little sassy, but poems like this are full of sorrow and parting, crying goodbye, pasted on the wall, facing the door of the wine house is particularly bad, indicating that the blessings and misfortunes are uncertain, and the future is bleak." ”

Li Wangcai expressed surprise and said: "I never thought that there would be such a special one. ”

Chen Xu said: "Especially on the picture, there is also a painting of an ancient beauty, throwing her sleeves, sobbing and arrogant, facing the rolling river, a group of crows flying little by little, especially not good, hide this bit of danger, and don't show that the owner will meet someone unladylike, and his wishes will not come true." ”

"Ah, there are really so many disadvantages, after listening to my good brother Xu's words, I suddenly understood that this old villain really wants to kill people, and it is in vain that I have a good heart for him."

Li Wangcai said: "It is also possible that this old man doesn't know the reason, but he has done something bad." ”

"No, I can't let this calligraphy and painting hang on the wall, otherwise it will have a bad impact on me for a long time."

Xiao Taohong moved a stool, Wan Jiaojiao stood on it, Chen Xu looked at Wan Jiaojiao's plump buttocks like a peach, the small waist of the delicate and wonderful water snake showed its curves, and Li Wangcai next to him had a pair of bad eyes, looking at Wan Jiaojiao with a dripping smile, swallowing saliva, Wan Jiaojiao's face is beautiful, and her figure can only be possessed by the devil, how can you withstand the temptation if you are annoying. ”

Chen Xu snorted, blocking Li Wangcai's eyes, he found how much he cared about such a wonderful woman in front of him, how extraordinary Wan Jiaojiao's smile was.

Wan Jiaojiao took down the photo frame hanging on the wall, put it on the round table, opened the thumbtack, took out the calligraphy and painting in the photo frame, and wanted to tear it off.

"No, Sister Jiaojiao, this is a literati character painting, if the writing is so-so, this is just the result of ordinary efforts, but painting to this extent, it does solidify the efforts of others."

Li Wangcai squinted at Chen Xu and said: "What do you mean by this kid, you can't say anything about it, don't tear it off for what." ”

Chen Xu said: "Spread out this calligraphy and painting, make it into a painting, and put it at home to add an antique flavor, and the elegant atmosphere of the literati is still good." ”

"What my good brother Xu said makes sense, I'll just do what you say."

Wan Jiaojiao wanted to hang the blank photo frame on the wall, but Chen Xu thought it was impossible.

The great writer Mr. Su Shi said in Qian Chibi Fu: But the breeze on the river, and the bright moon in the mountains, the ears are the sound, and the eyes are colored. The photo frame is empty, colorless is empty, the wall should not be "hung empty", the spirit of the owner is not empty, nor does it conform to the concept of appreciation, there are calligraphy and paintings, there are eyes, it can be pleasant. ”

Li Wangcai said: "There is no one who can write and paint, and you are not a literati." It's better to tear it down. ”

Chen Xu said: "I see that I have come to make a few strokes, I haven't practiced for a long time, and I don't know how to draw." ”

Wan Jiaojiao said: "Brother Xu, do you know how many strokes you can write, I know that my Brother Xu is Zhiduoxing, a multi-talented, without you, I won't." ”

Li Wangcai secretly thought in his heart: Last time, as the most famous deer farmer in Guangdong Province, I was invited to visit the masterpieces of calligraphers and painters in the Lingnan Scholarly Cultural Festival. ”

Li Wangcai cocked his nose and said: "Hey, Chen Xu, the kid must have a certain age and cultural background to write poems and paintings, if you can't do it, don't be reckless, don't be embarrassed in front of your Jiaojiao sister and your brother-in-law." ”

Wan Jiaojiao glared at Li Wangcai and said: "You are a dog who can't spit out ivory, be careful I let the "Spain" at the head of the village {an ugly-looking dog, known as the ugliest dog champion in this peach blossom village} to find you, my brother Xu is not an ordinary man, look at you, you can only draw ghosts." ”

Chen Xu pursed his lips and said, "Sister, here is the pen, ink, paper, inkstone, and the four treasures of the study." ”

"Yes, it was left by the old man, little peach, to prepare the four treasures of the study for my good brother Xu."

Wan Jiaojiao walked over with an inkstone, he had never seen Chen Xu's handwriting, and after listening to Li Wangcai's ridiculed words, there was also worry in his heart, and he said softly to Chen Xu: "My good brother Xu, just scribble a few words casually, my sister doesn't mind." ”

Chen Xu nodded and said, "Okay." Sister. ”

Chen Xu held the thumb-like thick brush, dipped it in ink-colored and fragrant ink, spread out a large piece of rice paper about a large size, and was about to put down the pen......

"Wait, I said boy, my good brother Xu, may I ask you if you hold the pen like this."

"yes, that's how I hold the brush with my left hand."

Li Wangcai burst out laughing, laughing so hard that he leaned back, tears were about to flow down, and he lay on the table and covered his stomach.

"I said, Jiaojiao, your good brother Xu is really good, he really doesn't pay attention to the rules in everything, and his approach really brightens my eyes, admire and admire."

Wan Jiaojiao took a sip and said: "Don't say bad things, it's not that you don't say that my brother Xu has other talents, carving chapters and sentences, writing and painting is nothing." ”

Just as Wan Jiaojiao and Li Wangcai were arguing, Chen Xu stared at the six-foot-long rice paper, pursed his lips, and held the brush and dipped it on the rice paper.

When Li Wang raised his head to look, he saw that the words neat, vertical and horizontal, lying like a strong dragon, and soaring like a phoenix had appeared on the six-foot-long rice paper.

Uh, in an instant, Li Wang stopped laughing wildly, as if his face was paralyzed, and his face twitched a few times from time to time.

"How is this possible, can you kid be magical?"

Li Wangcai glanced left and right, only looking at Wang Bing and Liu Cheng who were eating.

Li Wangcai scratched his head and said, "It's strange, there's no one under the table, no one ghostwriter." ”

Wan Jiaojiao frowned slightly, looked at the handwriting on the rice paper with a pair of bright eyes, raised her slender and white palm and pasted it to the ups and downs, plump and fragrant breasts, feeling so comfortable in her eyes, more comfortable in her heart, looking at Chen Xu, she suddenly felt that he had grown ten centimeters taller, like a god standing on the ground.

"What's the matter, Li Wangcai widened your eyes that looked at people through the cracks in the door, my brother Xu is so literate, even the advent of Wang Xizhi in the Eastern Jin Dynasty is nothing more than that."

Li Wangcai pinched Chen Xu's palm and said, "Why can you still write such big characters even though you hold the pen, it's like a crab can walk vertically." ”

Chen Xu smiled innocently and said: "When my grandfather was alive, he has been studying calligraphy, taking the revitalization of China's excellent calligraphy culture as his responsibility, and is a well-known calligraphy saint. ”

"These calligraphy are brought to the famous forum, and those who claim to be famous calligraphers and can write ghost characters will be shameless."

"Sister, in fact, there is nothing, it's just practice makes perfect."

Wan Jiaojiao's slender hand put her hand on Chen Xu's shoulder and said, "What is my sister rewarding you, let's give you a fragrant kiss." ”

"Sister, don't be kidding."

Li Wangcai said: "Hmph, as the saying goes, since ancient times, calligraphy is still inferior to poetry, calligraphy is written in brilliant and colorful, can it fight the hybrid of computer Song style, Mo Lan style, and square inch body." ”

"I've heard of rice hybridization, what font hybridization becomes."

"Little bold."

Wan Jiaojiao and Chen Xu both laughed.

"Wangcai, it was only today that I discovered that you have an obvious advantage......."

"I don't just have one advantage, I have many advantages, Jiaojiao, I want to hear what my advantages are."

"It's humor, I praise you for being handsome, and it's also a kind of humor."

"I'm so delicate, can't you say I'm good."

"By the way, good brother, I was only interested in studying your calligraphy just now, and I didn't see what you wrote."

"It's four lines of poetry, I read it to Brother Wangcai, Jun is a minister for the dragon and the horse, and the ambition is in the sky. The dragon has a spirit, and the sky and the earth show their demeanor {This is what I Chen Yuqiao did, a little limerick is unwritten, see and laugh}, and the writing is not very good. ”

"My God, it's not very well written, I don't think I can come up with it for a year, my good brother Xu, sister, I really adore you so much, no, no matter what I have in this life, I have to rely on you to take care of you, I want to be your wife."

Li Wangcai was so angry that his teeth chattered, and said: "What's so great about being able to write poetry in calligraphy, I saw more people like this at the Lingnan Scholarly Cultural Festival, haven't you heard of it, Danqing can be passed on for a long time, and calligraphy and poetry are inferior." ”

Chen Xu poured out the ink mixed with some water on the inkstone, refilled it with more viscous and blacker ink, squeezed his fingers, and made a soft snapping sound.

Chen Xu held the inkstone in his hand and poured the ink from the inkstone on the rice paper.

"Wow, boy, are you trying to defile yourself?" Li Wangcai was puzzled.

Wan Jiaojiao's slender fingers tapped her red lips and said, "Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand Wangcai." ”

Chen Xu held a brush in his hand and began to paint on the rice paper, Wan Jiaojiao and Li Wangcai watched Chen Xu's pen walk the dragon and snake, the gesture opened and closed, the paper was trembling slightly, as the so-called pen shook the paper, sometimes swift like a meteor, sometimes slow like a snail crawling, compact and powerful, changing and multi-segmented.

Gradually, changes were found on the rice paper, thick ink and light ink lines were outlined, and the resolution on the rice paper became higher, as if a lychee changed color three times a day, but Chen Xu's subordinates were more frequent, and soon, a horse appeared on the scene, the horse looked up to the sky and roared, Xiao Xiao neighed, and the eternal dust was unparalleled, Chen Xu held the pen and listened to stop, and the lines outlined by the eyes seemed to be like divine help, changing into a green dragon, the green dragon soared into the sky, turning the clouds and rain, lifelike.

Wan Jiaojiao's innocent and lively eyes stared at Chengbi, nailed to the ground, her wonderful chest rose and fell, and she looked at Chen Xu affectionately.

"My good brother Xu, my sister really admires you so much, you are simply the sun in my heart, radiant...... It's cool to be handsome, if you are a standing mountain, I am a stream, I want to surround you, if you are a mutton bun, I am a fabric soup, I want to soak you. ”

Li Wangcai finally understood why Chen Xu was so popular with women, and why all women favored him so much, he looked at Wan Jiaojiao, just hoping that Chen Xu would be able to remember brotherhood and not accept Wan Jiaojiao.

"You kid, why are you so powerful, it's unbelievable......."

Chen Xu teased his lips and said: "Hehe, in fact, there is nothing, in the metaphysics of feng shui, there is a knowledge of drawing talismans, in the future, if my metaphysical cultivation can reach the fourth-order smelting evil and returning to righteousness, I must master a lot of knowledge of talismans, it may be that my grandfather and father gave me high hopes, want me to revitalize the feng shui family, when I was a child, I paid attention to cultivating all aspects of knowledge, learning to paint and calligraphy, and lay a good foundation for painting talismans in the future." ”

Li Wangcai both hated and loved Chen Xu, thinking that if he could reach one percent of Chen Xu's ability in this life, he would be a capable person, this kid is not very old and has strong energy.

Seeing Wan Jiaojiao's eyes looking at Chen Xu was simply a female dick and a nymphomaniac, Li Wangcai was distressed, stepped out of the threshold, and drank with Wang Bing and Liu Cheng.

"Damn, why...... Why, I like Jiaojiao but there is such a powerful master, I am still a twenty-year-old young man, it would be shameful if I was defeated by him, if it was someone else, I would have stoned him to death with money, but in front of this Chen Xu boy, my money seemed so pale and weak, it was really unreasonable. ”

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