After school, I told Ma Rong that I was going to meet a classmate, and Ma Rong had to go with me, so I said all the good things before she asked her to go to the cafeteria with Xiaolan to eat.

I thought about it for a while, except for the gangsters in the third year of high school, I haven't been in contact with the rest of the school, and there is Lao Wang and Lao Li at the school gate, so I didn't think about calling the dormitory brothers to join in the fun.

As the saying goes, you don't fight unprepared battles, so I walked to the school gate with confidence.

After school, when the crowd was getting less and less, I saw a group of people standing on the east side of the school gate from a distance, and the tall man I had beaten was standing there waving to me.

I walked over with a cigarette in my mouth, and I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this guy helping the tall man.

The person who put the trouble is the toilet, and when the toilet saw me coming, she bowed her head and said, "Third brother, you are also here, you don't need to interfere in such small matters, third brother, I will settle them for them." ”

The tall man shouted, "Big brother in the lead, he is the one who beat me." ”

"Grass, you're blind and don't know who he is?" The toilet yelled at the tall one.

"I know who he is, isn't he Qiao San, it's that he beat us in the morning, take the lead, big brother, you have to avenge us." The tall man looked at me with fire in his eyes.

"I'm a grass and mud horse, I don't call me the leading brother, Qiao San is my eldest brother." The toilet slapped the tall one in a fit of rage, and the person who hit him was dizzy.

"Take the lead, brother, he really beat me."

"Damn, you're still calling, I call the toilet, do you know? Josan is my eldest brother. "The toilet reached out to continue hitting him, and I grabbed it.

"Brother, what's your name?" I threw away the cigarette butt and asked.

"Yang Yang." Yang Yang covered his face and said to me.

"Grass and mud horses, you dare to provoke Qiao San in the second and third classes of the fourth middle and high school, you have eaten the bear's heart and leopard gall." The toilet was chattering on the side.

"You called over to take the lead, brother, are you going to beat me?" I asked Yang Yang by pointing to the toilet.

Yang Yang nodded, but kept shaking his head.

"Third brother, I really didn't know it was you." The toilet was panicked on the side.

I lost my patience and asked loudly, "I'm asking if you're calling the big brother who is going to beat me." ”

A loud roar frightened the toilet bowl and quickly pushed Yang Yang away, and said to me: "Third brother, this kid has eyes and doesn't know Taishan, saying that someone beat them, let me help, who knows that they dare to provoke you, third brother, I'm really sorry." ”

"I didn't fucking ask you, get out of here." I said to the toilet.

"Yang Yang, right, let me tell you, it's okay to find someone to do things, I'll accompany you at any time, but let me tell you, if you don't defeat me, you have to be careful of your life." When I said this, they were very frightened, and the sharp and sharp eyes had already frightened them.

Then I said to the toilet: "Toilet, your little brother is good, everyone is like a wolf, it's really kind." ”

The toilet also smiled and said: "The third brother said that what he said there, they are all the third brother's younger brothers, and my toilet is only managed for the third brother, if the third brother has any orders, my toilet will be implemented immediately." ”

"Okay, don't play tricks, how can you teach your little brother, Yang Yang, don't they know that I, Qiao San, dare to be wild in front of me." I asked the toilet.

"Third brother, it's me who didn't think about it, they are a few newly recruited younger brothers, they are reckless, I didn't have time to say, I must pay more attention in the future, and I will definitely not be sloppy." Talking at the toilet, he pulled Yang Yang and the three of them over and apologized to me.

I waved my hand and said, "Okay, no, Yang Yang, my brother told you, I helped you this morning, you must know how to be grateful, don't just think about revenge." ”

"Thank you, third brother, thank you, third brother, the younger brother knows that he is wrong." At this time, Yang Yang had no arrogance.

"What is a woman, why should you care so much, flowers bloom, we pick them casually, why hang ourselves on a tree." I told Yang Yang.

Yang Yang lowered his head and agreed, and then I said a word and dispersed, and everyone went back to their respective homes.

I stood behind them and looked at it and thought: "Yang Yang is definitely not a simple character, he can move the toilet, then he must have a certain identity among the little brothers in the toilet, today I will temporarily let Yang Yang go, give him benefits, let him keep apologizing to me, after a period of time from Yang Yang, get the toilet, I don't believe that the toilet can still be revived, he also wants to regain the prestige of the leading brother, dream." ”

I went to the commissary to buy instant noodles and took them back to the dormitory, took out a bowl and poured water on them to prepare instant noodles to eat.

The ostrich held his single player and played Jay Chou's songs non-stop, and the plane and steamed buns hummed and screamed, all of which were not in tune.

The professor was still studying the H book that the ostrich had brought back from his bed, and from time to time he reached into his crotch and touched it.

"Brothers, I'm going to the meeting again today." I took a bite of instant noodles and told everyone.

"Third brother, it's okay, who the is looking for you." Mantou suddenly got up from the bed and ran to me and asked.

"This morning, Gao Qiang in our class and a tall man in class five named Yang Yang fought for a woman, I intervened, but I didn't expect Yang Yang to pass me a note and let me go to the school gate after school." As I was talking, I saw Mantou holding my bowl, eating my instant noodles, and drinking my soup, I quickly stopped and rushed over to grab the bowl, only to see a few pieces of mustard left at the bottom of the bowl.

I chased after the steamed bun until he spit out my instant noodles.

"Third brother, third brother, spare me, hurry up and tell me what's going on." The steamed bun was beaten by me and begged for mercy.

Then I continued: "I went to the school gate, but I didn't expect this Yang Yang to call the toilet to do things for him, I went to see it and smiled, and directly gave the toilet a dismount, it seems that the toilet has long wanted to be subservient." ”

"I've heard of this Yang Yang, when we were fighting with the little ants, the toilet kept shouting Yang Yang, and it seemed that Yang Yang was very important." The professor said.

"Yes, when we were going in to save the plane, it was the toilet that instructed Yang Yang not to go in." The ostrich followed suit.

"Yang Yang finally left with a few people." The professor said.

"It seems that my analysis of the toilet bowl is still correct." The plane said.

"It's okay, I've warned them today, I said ostrich, how are you and that Zhang Li." I asked the ostrich.

"The two of us are true love, and the toilet is a cameo, and we're blind all day long." The ostrich said proudly.

"Really? Who is the cameo, how do I feel that you are saying the opposite. The plane said.

"What's the matter, do you think your injuries are about to heal, and you have to get away, do you want me to help you take a few more days off and let you lie down." Mantou said and headed for the plane.

The two of them had a fight, making the dormitory ghosts cry wolves and howl, and chickens and dogs jump.

"Ostrich, or let Zhang Li be a ghost from it, let the toilet and Yang Yang turn against each other, and then let's take the opportunity to help Yang Yang and completely take away the little brother in the toilet, what do you say."

"I think so." The professor was the first to agree, much to everyone's surprise.

", Professor, when the did you become so positive, honestly, where were you that day when the little ants fought?" The plane asked the professor.

The professor rolled his eyes several times, and then said embarrassedly, "The ostrich told me to find the woman who was the cashier, and I stayed with her." ”

"Damn, I'll just say I didn't see you, it's a wretch." The plane said.

"Professor, you asked the cashier to call the police, why did she say I told her?" Ostrich asked.

The professor smiled weirdly and said, "I hid under the counter with the cashier, and I told her that my name was Ostrich, and I borrowed your nickname." ”

The ostrich hugged the professor and beat him, scolding the professor for ruining his nickname.