The second period in the morning, history lesson.

The history teacher is an old pedant who never lectures from books, which on the one hand shows that the teacher is indeed knowledgeable, and on the other hand, it also shows that the old man never prepares lessons.

"Today we popularize the knowledge of the Three Kingdoms," the history teacher began to gush endlessly when he walked into the classroom, "In the last years of the Han Dynasty, the regime had already collapsed, the princes of various places supported their own troops, and the central power was in the hands of eunuchs. ”

"Teacher" A student who is listening carefully raises his hand,

You say, "The teacher is very pleased, and erudite people always like to be asked questions of themselves."

"What is a eunuch?" The student asked,

"This is simple," said the teacher, "a eunuch is a eunuch who has become an official." ”

"Are all the eunuchs under the control of the eunuchs?" The student then asked,

"Of course not, the chief eunuch can only manage the eunuchs, and the eunuch can manage many people," the teacher explained.

"The eunuch is in charge of many people, and the eunuch is in charge of the eunuch, so the eunuch is not a human being?" This student is really smart and eager to learn.

"Of course the eunuch is a human being, but he is not a normal person" Speaking of this, the teacher paused for a moment, according to this question, the student will definitely ask why the eunuch is not a normal person, this is more troublesome to explain in the classroom, and even if it is explained, it is also the teaching scope of the biology teacher. So the history teacher said, "The chief eunuch is the chief eunuch, and the eunuch is the eunuch who is favored by the emperor. ”

"Oh," the classmate sat down.

The history teacher breathed a long sigh of relief, and when he was about to continue the lecture, another student raised his hand,

You say, "The teacher is still enthusiastic,

"Teacher, why doesn't the emperor favor the queen and the eunuch?" The student asked,

The history teacher was taken aback, and couldn't help but gasp, "This, this favor is not the other favor, it is two different favors, understand?" The teacher said,

"I don't understand" It's a good thing that this student has a desire for knowledge, but he can't see the level of his eyebrows, he continued, "In Zhen Huan's biography, the emperor is all flopping cards to decide who to favor." ”

"Well, I've also watched the episode you said," the teacher said, "To put it simply, it's the concubine who sleeps at night, and the eunuch who goes to work during the day." ”

"Teacher" this student still has to speak,

"Sit down," the teacher said directly.

The history teacher wiped the sweat from his forehead, and if he continued to ask like this, it would be beyond the scope of biology teaching, so he said, "Regarding some detailed questions, don't delve into it, the exam will not be examined, you just need to remember that the eunuchs at the end of the Han Dynasty were more awesome." ”

This classmate sat down very unhappily, because there were too many things to make up for in the brain.

The history teacher continued to talk endlessly, but this time he was very attentive to the minutiae and didn't mention anything about the sensitive things. As a result, the history lesson went smoothly.

"Everyone should know about the history of the last years of the Han Dynasty, and the following is about the characters of the Three Kingdoms period at the end of the Han Dynasty" The teacher intends to interact with each other "There were many celebrities in the Three Kingdoms period, whose name can the students name?" ”

The students spoke enthusiastically, shouting "Guan Yu", "Cao Cao", "Zhuge Liang", "Lu Bu", "Diao Chan" and other familiar names.

The teacher stood on the podium and listened carefully to each student's answer, and sure enough, it was the same student who shouted "Diao Chan" and asked "Luck" just now. The teacher nodded, this student's interests are very specific.

"You say very well," the teacher said, "but you have to know that the famous people in history may be completely different from what you remember." ”

"Teacher, can you give an example?" One student asked,

The history teacher let out a long sigh, and finally a sensible student appeared and asked a punctual question. The history teacher was gearing up and preparing to show off his knowledge, when suddenly, he found a student leaning against the window, quietly in a daze, in order to let all the students see his erudition, he shouted without hesitation, "Classmates by the window, stand up",

Where is the Chinese teacher, Liu Duo is still smiling at the windowsill.

"Classmates, classmates" The history teacher was extremely impatient,

The same table woke up Liu Duo again, Liu Duo was stunned again, and quickly stood up,

"The teacher is working hard here, why are you in a daze?" The history teacher said sharply: "Do you understand the eunuch you just talked about? Do you know what's going on with pampering? Who spoils during the day and who pampers at night" The history teacher stopped, found that he had too much to say, and quickly pulled back" There are so many famous people in history and the differences in books, do you understand? ”

The teacher wanted to give an example of this, but he didn't expect that as soon as the question came out, Liu Duo had already opened the conversation, "Wei Yan, the general of Shu State, describes him in the book as a traitor with a backbone in the back of his head, but in the official history, Wei Yan is indeed a loyal minister who firmly opposes Wei and supports the Han Dynasty; Lu Su, a celebrity in Eastern Wu, said in books that he was a nerd who was often calculated, but in history he was brave and strategic, and he was another governor of Eastern Wu after Zhou Yu's death; Speaking of Zhuge Liang, the description in the book is like a Buddha, no one can escape from his palm, and Zhuge Liang in history is only an outstanding politician, not a military strategist who gallops on the field; There are also Zhou Yu and Liu Bei, who may be the most untruthful, Zhao Yun" That's it, Liu Duo's mouth was like a river, chattering, and the history teacher's expression was numb, and he was dumbfounded.

Fortunately, the bell rang for the end of class, and the history teacher rushed out.

Liu Duo sat down slowly, gently, slowly, and looked out the window happily again.

In this way, one class after another, after a day of classes, Liu Duo successfully staged a shocking reversal in the hearts of teachers and students, and won a series of honorary titles such as "Literary Expert", "History Expert", and "Connotation Youth".

After school, Zhuo Zhuo and Ouyang were already waiting outside the door of Class 6, and the four brothers walked out of the teaching building.

"The third brother is crazy today," Xiaopeng said,

"What do you mean?" Ouyang asked,

"ItAreYouSpecialDay" Xpeng said,

"You know all that many words now?" Zhuo Zhuo was surprised,

"He taught at the same table," Liu Duo asserted,

"Damn, you know that?" Xiaopeng expressed puzzlement,

"This sentence can be said by your table," Liu Duo said,

"Misspelled words? I deliberately asked that kid to look up the dictionary," Xiaopeng said,

"You're the first to last in English, don't you know that you're the second to last in the class?" Liu Duo asked,

"It's really hard to be at the same table for you," Zhuo Zhuo concluded.

As soon as the four of them left the school gate, they met Gao Ye, Cao Jiajia and Dong Xiaoxiao.

"Where are you four going?" Cao Jiajia asked,

"Go home," Xiaopeng said,

"Ha, don't pretend, see if you're talking and laughing, are you going to celebrate someone," Takano said,

"Celebrate what?" Xiaopeng was a little confused,

"Your third brother's," the chairman reminded,

"Yes, yes, it's time to celebrate," Ouyang said.

"You really don't have any plans?" Takano asked,

"I don't plan to, no matter if it's not too late," Xiaopeng said,

"Let's go, hot pot restaurant, Liu Duo, please" Zhuo Zhuo was very happy.