My throat was so dry that my eyes were smoking, and I could not help but swallow my saliva, and the burning sensation in my throat and eyes was finally better. I pushed my junior brother away: "That's a dream, you shouldn't have heard it." "I tried to stand up, but I was sore and weak, but I still sat comfortably.

The junior brother smiled: "Yes!" He sat next to me and said with a hippie smile: "Senior brother, this old saying is good, people have three longs and two shorts, and we can't be so lucky every time, don't you say?" Your practice of entrusting things outside your body to the most trusted person around you, that is, my junior brother, in advance is simply a more correct revolutionary path than the 25,000-mile long march......"

I didn't bother to listen to his nonsense here, so I picked up the flashlight on the ground and began to observe my surroundings. swept over, and couldn't help but be surprised, I am still alive now, it is really green smoke on the head of the ancestral grave!

Let's talk about the landform first, when I was in the well, it was surrounded by flat limestone, and the traces of artificial excavation were obvious, and the horizontal space was narrow, which was an ordinary well; But now, as far as the eye can see, large and small stalactites are lined up one after another, within reach, between stones and stones, walls and walls, all are bottomless karst caves. In a trance, I seemed to see three or four rectangular black boxes, which seemed to have rushed out of the cave, and the two horns on the top of the head were broken, causing several toads covered with pimples to jump into it, cooing and cooing.

Looking overhead, the eight bronze chains have coalesced into the shape of an inverted pyramid, and the "spire" is pierced into a triangular stalactite, which has been eroded by more than 2,000 years. In the middle of the chain wrapped by the "spire", sure enough, a rectangular box was placed vertically. It's not a good idea to say it's a box, because it's much larger than a normal box, roughly estimated to be sixty or seventy centimeters long and wide, and about two meters high.

“…… Wait for you to kick your legs, although you follow Chairman Mao to enjoy Qingfu, the rest of the dung and soil will be handed over to my little brother, the chairman said, one is not afraid of hardship, and the other is not afraid of tiredness! At this time, the junior brother almost finished his speech and looked at me: "Senior brother, why are you distracted, what are you looking at?" ”

I said, "This seems to be what I saw before I fell, but ...... One thing I don't understand, I remember that I saw this box on the top of my head at the time, and after it fell, it should be farther and farther away from it, how does it seem to ...... Is it the other way around? ”

"That's right, it's the other way around!" The junior brother clasped his hands and inadvertently raised his eyebrows, looking like "I knew you would ask me". I got angry, raised my hand and gave him a back of the head, he can't get used to it, he must be frustrated and educated, and said: "Don't sell the fuck, if you have a fart, let it go!" ”

The junior brother sneered, rubbed the back of his head and said: "I repeat, it's not that I can't beat you, I look at you......" The junior brother saw that I was about to raise his hand again, and hurriedly pressed my arm, compromised: "Okay, good, good men don't fight with donkeys!" That one...... Here's the thing, to put it simply, our brothers were all tricked by that stinky! ”

I was anxious, afraid that my junior brother would make another old mistake at this juncture, and sell me again, so I couldn't help but remind him: "What the hell is going on, you give me a 1510 to say, don't go around in circles, don't add oil and vinegar, and don't set up suspense." ”

The junior brother responded: "Okay, good, three no's policy, I understand!" Let me give you an example, so that you can understand the rest of the matter a little more easily. Senior brother, do you remember the clear path that the stinky woman pointed out to us? It is to use your blood as a lead and flow into a groove in a bronze chain. At that time, we were obsessed with ghosts, and we all thought that it was the power of ghosts, which made the blood flow against gravity and upstream, who knew what the hell, this is the trick that the mother-in-law gave us! It's also her biggest flaw! It's just that at that time, we were all shocked by her obscenity, and our brains couldn't turn around for a while, and it was actually very simple to identify this flaw. ”

"Senior brother, you think, the blood is your own, and you are a living person, since you are a human being, how can you violate gravity on this earth? So let's push it backwards, as the saying goes, people go to high places, water flows to low places, since gravity cannot be violated, then why do we see blood flowing to high places? Here I also want to quote another famous saying, as the saying goes, 'look horizontally at the side of the ridge into a peak, far and near the height is different', this big brother said a little profound, in our vernacular, the angle is different! ”

"Gravity is downward, then the direction that violates gravity is upward, but the difference between up and down, for us at that time, is not in objective existence, but in subjective feelings, that is, our eyes, which makes the idealistic mistake often said by the bearded Marx! Of course, here we will not criticize the mistake first, but only the error itself. Senior brother, do you remember the feeling that we were about to get a headshot? Symptoms such as lightheadedness, dizziness, dizziness, chest tightness and shortness of breath, weakness in the limbs, congestion of the seven orifices, bursting blood vessels, etc., are all because the angle is reversed. ”

I sighed deeply, nodded, and tried my best to suppress the anger that had reached my throat: "One more thing, no quotations, idioms, ancient and modern poems, and famous quotes from Chinese and foreign celebrities." ”

Seeing that my face was wrong, my brother immediately promised to resolutely implement the "four noes" policy in the future, I told him to talk less nonsense, or hurry up and think about how to go out, I haven't eaten for four days (the infusion of nutrient solution is not counted), I am already hungry.

The "gurgling" of my brother's stomach echoed me, and I looked around, not even a single grass grows, and it seems that only by going out from here can I solve the problem of food and clothing. I staggered to my feet and found that it was okay, at least it was not a problem to walk, but it was painful all over my body, as if I had been run over three or four times by ten liberation trucks.

I rubbed my neck, although the back was swollen thicker than my thigh, but fortunately there was no fracture, but just in case, my brother took out a small folding mirror from his waist bag and fixed it for me with the strip of cloth on his clothes. I suddenly remembered something again and asked my junior brother, "By the way, what about that stinky woman?" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a loud bang, and a black box burst out of the mouth of a cave in front of him. The box was originally rectangular, thin at the ends, thick in the middle, only about fifty centimeters wide and high, and about two meters long, about the size of the box wrapped in a bronze chain, but the texture and surface decoration were completely incomparable, and there was only a layer of uneven black lacquer around the body. Now, the three planks on the top and left and right of the box have all collapsed, leaving only the two longer ones in the front and back that are closed in the middle to form a triangular bracket.

The frightened toad hissed and jumped out of the box, and for a while there was a sound in the hollow valley in the cave, and the sound of frogs was boiling, and I looked at my junior brother and covered my ears. At this moment, I suddenly saw a hand peeking out of the crack of the box.