Chapter 56: The Tale of the Tongue Battle Group (II)
A reporter from a news newspaper was a middle-aged man with a goatee, who looked more stable, he stood up and asked: "Mr. Su Mo, it can be seen from your three books that you have a profound foundation in Chinese studies, are well-read and knowledgeable, and your knowledge must be extremely deep, and I am also a lover of literature, I want to ask you a question?" ”
Ask a question?!
Everyone present felt that it was a trap, but Su Mo didn't care and replied: "Why do you all like this, this is a problem in itself, forget it, you ask, I'll try to answer, everyone will make progress together"
Haha, fooled!
The goatee man was overjoyed and said his question: "We all learned a Yuefu poem in middle school, "Peacock Flying Southeast", so Mr. Su, why does the peacock fly southeast?" ”
People who hear this question all have long mouths, what the hell is this problem, why did the peacock fly to the southeast, and the poem didn't say it, it's just unreasonable! The person who asks this question should hang the southeast branch on his own!
Goatee smiled, this question was come up by chance, he asked a few people before, who didn't say with a wry smile I don't know, look at you Su Mo how to reply!
"Wow, who is this, it's too stinky and shameless, Brother Su Mo should ignore him!"
"It's just that I can't answer at all."
"Damn, I won't buy newspapers with newspapers in the future!"
There are a lot of discussions among book fans, especially the harem group is eager to kill, do you still have a conscience to bully a beautiful man like this?
Su Mo paused, pressed with his hand, the crowd quieted down, he glanced at the people, and replied: "Why do peacocks fly to the southeast, because there are tall buildings in the northwest!" ”
The crowd was stunned for a moment, and then Lu Wei, who had a good literary accomplishment, suddenly applauded: "Okay!" Wonderful! ”
Some people with literary literacy can figure it out as soon as they think about it, and "There Are High-rise Buildings in the Northwest" is also a famous article in Yuefu.
After asking each other for answers, the people below were in admiration and applauded, and the fans howled like wolves! This answer is so classic, the question comes from ancient poems, and the answer is also from ancient poems, why do peacocks fly southeast, because there are tall buildings in the northwest!
Goatee gritted his teeth, but he didn't expect him to use his difficulties to achieve a classic Q&A, and he was the villain!
Su Mo was neither happy nor sad, and pointed to the next reporter.
The reporter said directly: "Mr. Su's three books are not only of high literary value, but also the sparks of thought between the lines can be seen everywhere. ”
This question is not difficult, but it is not easy to answer, but Su Mo shook his head almost instantly: "There are only two kinds of people who can be thinkers, either saints or madmen, unfortunately, I am not both!" ”
Okay, this answer is good, the media quickly wrote it down, and the fans' mobile phones are also constantly patting.
The next reporter then asked, "Do you think your book has no thoughts?" ”
Hearing this, Su Mo raised his index finger and made a shushing gesture, as if he didn't want to answer, the media was happy, and finally caught you once, so the reporter asked: "Are you unable to answer or don't want to answer?" ”
I saw Su Mo's expression was a little helpless, and he spread his hands and said: "You ask me if my book has thoughts, I can only answer you, thoughts are like underwear, you can have them, but you can't say you have them when you meet people!" ”
The audience burst into laughter, this metaphor is so interesting, Shuren is not only witty, but also humorous, no wonder he can write a book like that of the Ming Dynasty.
Everyone laughed, of course the atmosphere was relaxed, no one thought that a young man was so powerful, and the media didn't dare to make things difficult at will, the following questions are relatively normal, such as what is his next book, when to enter the celebrity system, when to join the Literary Association, etc.
Su Mo answered one by one, without any pressure, Xia Qing was stunned on the side, this man who talks eloquently is the man I like!
Originally, according to this trend of hello, hello, hello, everyone, the media conference would be a complete success, but the last reporter threw another bomb.
This reporter turned out to be a mixed-race child, he looked good, he said: "Just now when my peers communicated with you, I found out your past experience, according to your teachers and classmates, your grades from childhood to adulthood are actually not good, in addition to excellent Chinese, other subjects are not very good, and even said that it is not good, you were admitted to university because you are a native of Jinling and the college entrance examination is extraordinary, that is to say, your specialty is very prominent, but ......"
Su Mo frowned and interrupted: "If you have any questions, just ask them directly!" ”
The reporter was not annoyed, and said: "My question is, you have achieved such achievements with just one specialty, but those excellent top students may not mix as well as you, do you think this is fair?" ”
This question is very poignant, and the answer is fair, good guys, which in itself is a question that is often discussed in society, and it will offend many people, and the answer is unfair, then there are more questions later.
The five hundred cute girls of the harem group are already angry, especially when they see Su Mo's sweaty face on the big screen, they feel very distressed, which bastard reporter, the old lady will go to his house tonight to throw used sanitary napkins!
However, Su Mo secretly said in his heart that it was so dangerous, this reporter is too good, he doesn't know his experience, the reporter can find out in a short time, fortunately, he has been good at Chinese since he was a child, he is afraid that he will know that his language grades are actually rotten, so it is difficult to explain now, as for this problem......
"Actually, I'm not as good as them!" Su Mo sighed.
Avoid the real is false! The mixed-race reporter knew Su Mo's intentions at once, but this answer was more grippy, and he asked excitedly: "Oh, then where do you think you are worse than them?" ”
It's to let you admit that you can't do it in front of everyone!
But Su Mo said bitterly: "Those excellent top students have emigrated abroad, but I will stay in my motherland forever, this is where I am bad!" ”
As soon as this remark came out, mixed-race reporters were like ducks caught by the neck, speechless, and book fans, especially hot-blooded men, had already applauded loudly, yes, those top students who were trained by the country to become talents have emigrated abroad, do you still have the face to ask? ! Su Mo, you are really a pure man!
Indeed, mixed-race journalists are really not "pure"!
Everyone applauded wildly, but Su Mo secretly signaled to Lao Cui, Lao Cui nodded in understanding, and immediately announced: "Okay, this is the end of the media conference, thank you for your support!" Journalists can go to the side to rest first, and we will hold a signing party! ”
Large and small media are satisfied to give way, today's material is really fierce, wave after wave of classic Q&A, absolutely valuable!
"Now the new book is on sale, everyone will take a good team and come to ...... one by one" Lao Cui Zheng confessed, Su Mo came over and took the microphone and said: "I know everyone wants to get autographs, but I really can't sign so much, so there are only 1,888 places, I hope that readers who don't get the quota don't get excited, I promise, everyone will have a chance in the future, I know even more, my readers are very qualified!" Thank you! ”
Su Mo first got a preventive shot.
The media went to the side to rest, the organizer immediately arranged for someone to move the book over and start selling, book fans automatically lined up in several long lines, waiting one by one with apprehension, the Ming Dynasty special edition immediately opened the title page as soon as it arrived, blank and unsigned happily, there were already signatures and sighed lightly but there was no trouble, they didn't want to disappoint Su Mo.
Su Mo looked at his book fans like this, especially the eye-catching harem group, he was very proud and moved, this is my lovely fans, you support me so much, I can only treat them sincerely and never give up!