Chapter 1 Giving red envelopes to the gods?
"The red envelope has been received!"
Li Yibai looked at the prompt on the mobile phone screen, and a depressed mood arose spontaneously in his heart, and then clicked on "Look at everyone's luck".
"I received $0.01."
"Jian Xilai received 0.01 yuan."
"I'm the store manager and I received 0.01 yuan."
"The rhythm under the lamp received 0.01 yuan."
……
Li Yibai gloated and looked at this series of information, fortunately he didn't grab this red envelope, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to get back to his original traffic fee!
In fact, he is quite depressed with so little money in the red envelope, and in reality, let alone seeing one piece on the road, it is five yuan! Ten pieces! Twenty!
He Li Yibai doesn't take a straight look!
You say a hundred......
Well, just when Li Yibai didn't say anything just now!
But in the chat group, not to mention a dollar, it is a dime, there are a large group of people grabbing it, which is more exciting than meeting relatives!
What kind of world is this!
……
Li Yibai.
Man.
21 years old.
It is not difficult to see from the various actions of grabbing the red envelope just now that this product is an out-and-out sling, of course, the sling is just his self-deprecation of his identity, in fact, his real identity is an ordinary junior dog in Songshan University.
As for girlfriends?
Well? What kind of creature is that?
He thinks his roommate is good.
In addition to his roommates, the only thing that accompanies him every day is online games.
Straight to the point.
Just when Li Yibai was depressed about the red envelope, two system messages caught him off guard:
"Tai Bai Xing asked to add you as a friend."
"Tai Bai Xing invites you to join the Heavenly Court chat group."
Too platinum star?
Heavenly Court chat group?
What's going on?
Li Yibai was dumbfounded instantly, but then he grinned, could it be that God saw him as too slingful and ordinary, so he sent a group of immortals from the Heavenly Court to help him marry Bai Fumei? Reaching the pinnacle of life?
I'll it, don't you want to be so exciting!
However, when he entered the so-called Heavenly Court chat group and saw Erlang God, Lei Gong, Electric Mother, God of Wealth and other thunderous names, Li Yibai was suddenly depressed, where is this Heavenly Court chat group, it is simply a neurotic chat group!
The content of the chat is also wonderful, and the unicorn at home has run away, and Laojun's elixir has been practiced, and so-and-so is going to be robbed......
If you want me to say, these guys are really sick!
Li Yibai thought to himself, but contempt was contempt, and when something red and shiny in the group appeared, his eyes instantly lit up!
Bite!
It turned out to be a big red envelope that appeared in front of him!
It was sent by Marshal Tianpeng, oh no, Zhu Bajie sent it, and there was a sentence attached to it, "Enjoy the flowers and the moon and enjoy Sister Chang".
Li Yibai swallowed.
It doesn't matter what kind of neuropathy he is, as long as there is a red envelope to grab, it is a good chat group!
But the result is ......
He didn't grab it!
Li Yibai was also depressed, and asked himself if he had been single for 20 years, and his hand speed was unmatched, how could he be compared to a group of people when he got here?
Again!
This time it was a red envelope from Sister Chang'e.
I didn't grab it again.
I rub!
What kind of hand speed is this?! Monsters from Mars, right?
Li Yibai exhaled angrily, he didn't believe in this evil and continued to rob!
Once!
Once!
Again!
Every time he brushes shoulders with red envelopes!
In the end, Li Yibai himself ran in tears, put his phone aside with a sad face, and opened a game of League of Legends, hoping to kill all sides in the game to rush the bad luck on his body!
……
Heavenly Court Chat Group.
At this time, the conversation is hot.
Lei Gong: "It seems that a new Taoist friend was added just now?" Why didn't you see him come out? ”
Electric Mother: "I also noticed that a new Taoist friend named Dabai has joined in!" ”
Zhu Bajie: "New Taoist friend? Hey, hey, dare to ask about gender? Is it a fairy? If so, it will explode! ”
Erlang God: "Anyway, I haven't seen a new Taoist friend come in for a few days. ”
Taibai Xingjun also stood up and spoke at this time, "The origin of this Great White Daoist can be described as quite mysterious, everyone should be positive!" Maybe you can even get some guidance from someone high-ranking or something! ”
Actually, these words were all blown by him, and this guy named Dabai was able to enter their Heavenly Court chat group, which was caused by him mistakenly entering the wrong number.
After finding out that something was wrong, he pinched his fingers, but he didn't calculate anything from this big white, helpless, he could only call it a mysterious origin!
As soon as the immortals heard this, their hearts immediately became lively!
Who is too platinum star!
This is a very awesome existence in the group!
He said that the origin of this great white friend is mysterious, so this great white friend must be unusual!
As a result, many little immortals with low mana have @ Dabai!
"Great White Daoist!"
"Great White Daoist!"
"Ask for support!"
"Warm the bed!"
"Ask for ...... Damn, you're done with what I'm going to say! Forget it, I'll ask for a red envelope! ”
"Yes, red envelopes!"
"The great god asks for a red envelope!"
……
Matsuyama University.
A boy's dormitory.
Li Yibai's mobile phone kept ringing, in fact, he noticed it when he was playing the game just now, but the fight was fierce at the time, and he didn't have time to worry about this, and now he had time to pick up the phone after playing League of Legends just now.
Good guys, so much @my?
Look at the content of @ again.
Your sister's!
Want me to send a red envelope?
This is not the right script of your second uncle, isn't it written in the novel that a certain protagonist joined the fairy chat group, received red envelopes from all walks of life, and then soared?
How did I come to Li Yibai, and it turned into a red envelope to the gods?
It's too bad!
That's it, how can you believe the things in the novel?
Besides, where are the gangs in the group who are immortals, they are clearly a group of patients with severe middle and second syndrome, otherwise, how can they imagine that they are too platinum stars and thunder male and lightning mothers, and the most funny thing is that they also fantasize that they are dogs!
(Somewhere in Heaven.)
Howling dog looks up at the sky at a 45-degree angle: Wangwang! Who scolded the master? )
Therefore, these people with secondary two symptoms can stay as far away as they can, they want red envelopes, then give them!
It's considered to be a ruined fortune and a disaster!
After Li Yibai made up his mind, he gave a red envelope to the only two yuan five left in his QQ wallet.
However, he didn't notice that the two pieces of five were not used at all, and he didn't know how the red envelope was sent out in the end, let alone what was inside the red envelope!
And at the moment when the red envelope was sent, Li Yibai saw a large wave of system messages pop up!
"Yue Lao has received your red envelope!"
"Erlang God has received your red envelope!"
"The Howling Dog has received your red envelope!"
"Fairy Chang'e has received your red envelope!"
"King Tota Li has received your red envelope!"
……
"Your red envelope will be received in 1 second, Fairy Chang'e is the king of luck!"
Look at the luck of the gods again:
Lei Gong grabbed a golden pill.
The electric mother snatched the peach pit of the peach.
The Howling Sky Dog snatched the Nine Turns Powerful Pill.
……
Fairy Chang'e grabbed the electric... Press the grinding rod?
Li Yibai: