Chapter 113: Farce
The bell rang after class, and the men and women who had held back for a class were in a hurry to solve some physiological problems, but when everyone ran to the door of the teaching building, they saw the lotus and Li Jiani sitting in front of the building.
"What are they doing?" Li Jianiqi said, she just watched this group of students running wildly stop in front of the teaching building, but they didn't come out.
Lotus shook her head, her heart full of doubts. The two of you are waiting here for classmates who don't know where they are going, what do you mean by stopping?
The first and second grades of Eleventh Middle School are one school building, and the third grade is a separate building. So the two of them are all first- and second-grade students. Who in the second grade doesn't know Li Jiani? When I first arrived in the first grade, I thought it was some kind of entrance test. One by one, they bent over and clamped their legs, daring to be angry and daring to speak.
In the teacher's office, the math teacher, who had just finished a class, returned to his desk and stretched out, quietly glanced at Guo Kai, who was full of depression, and he smiled happily. But it was so quiet today, he thought about it and glanced out the window.
"I'm cao, what's the situation?" The math teacher shouted as he stared at the empty playground.
A few of the teachers on the side were not happy, thinking to themselves, how can you swear? If you were my student, I would have killed you.
"Old Xiao, pay attention to your words." Comments were made.
"Yes, Lao Xiao, as educators, we must always lead by example." The English teacher chimed in.
Teacher Xiao Jianxiao didn't have time to pay attention to them at all, opened the window and stretched his neck to look around, half of his body was about to climb out of the window, and a group of frightened teachers watched happily.
"What are you looking at?"
Teacher, curiosity is heavy, otherwise what kind of teacher would you be to drive an excavator. Someone couldn't help but step forward and stand behind Xiao Jian and look at the playground.
“whatthefuck!”
It's a coincidence that this is the one who just wanted to lead by example, the English teacher, who really did a good job. And he didn't think he could see far enough, so he leaned over to look into the distance. It's good now, Xiao Jian is still lying on his stomach, this English teacher is on top, that picture, tsk. Anyway, the onlookers are about to burn up.
With a clatter, the door was pushed open, and the headmaster walked in, and in an instant he saw the two men on the windowsill.
"What are you doing? What the hell, you two? Do you want to nod your face? This school is so big, do you two have to run a company like this? The headmaster squirted.
Xiao Jian was startled when he heard this, and hurriedly wanted to withdraw, but he didn't notice that there was a person behind him, and his ass was thrust.
“oh,mypenis。”
The English teacher was clutching somewhere and yelling.
The principal didn't care what kind of skin you tore up, and still sprayed wildly: "Xiao Wang, what the hell are you doing?" What did you learn from Xiao Bei? Xiao Cheap is like that, why are you messing around? It's a shame for your wife, uh"
The office was eerily quiet, and everyone looked at the principal thoughtfully, and then at Teacher Xiao Wang, who was still holding a mess somewhere. A few people thought that they had to be cheap, this old bastard? But Xiao Wang's daughter-in-law is really smart, and several people showed a look of longing.
"Headmaster, no, no!" Xiao Jian hurriedly waved his hand, but he couldn't care about his numb buttocks, pointed out the window and said, "There is not a single student on the playground, is something wrong?" ”
"Huh?"
"No one? Can't you? ”
"How is it possible, but I really didn't hear anything, take a look!"
The teachers were in a hurry, and one by one they hurriedly began to climb the windows. The principal was also in a hurry, but he was in his fifties, and he was still small, and he couldn't squeeze in the back.
"Really, not a single one."
"What the hell is going on? What about students? ”
"Oh, don't look at it, let's go out and have a look!"
"Let's go."
Hula, the teachers in the office ran out, and the principal followed behind with his old arms and legs, resentful in his heart, and none of them were reliable at a critical time!
The students in the lobby on the first floor of the teaching building were very anxious, and even a few little girls had already wiped their tears.
"What do they want?"
Li Jiani was a little scared, as the saying goes, where there is oppression, there is resistance. Now a few people who can't hold back have begun to try to kill both of them with their eyes.
Lotus frowned, he didn't understand what this group of people meant, but he knew it in his eyes. The resentment and anger in it are almost exploding! Won't you let us sit here? These people are too domineering, aren't they?
Xiao Jian took the lead in running to the place of the incident, and he was relieved to see the black and oppressive students at the door, and then burst out with great curiosity.
"What's wrong? What's wrong? What are you all doing here? Xiao Jian shouted.
The first-grader didn't know who Xiao Jian was, but he also knew that this was a teacher, so he immediately cried and said, "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet." ”
"Teacher, I want to too."
"Teacher, I'm about to explode."
"Teacher, I want to go home and change my pants."
With a brush, the neighborhood of the person who was about to change his pants became empty.
Xiao Jian frowned, no matter how funny he was, he still had to establish his prestige in front of the students.
"What the hell is going on? Go to the toilet and go to it. The one who is going to change his pants, you stay away from me. ”
The first-year students looked at each other, how did they know what was going on? Now there are a group of people in front of the door, they belong to the most marginal existence. The second-year talent is blocked in front of it.
"I don't know, that's how it was when I came."
"I don't know, there are people in front of me, and I can't get over at all."
"Don't know" xN
"Teacher, I want to go to the toilet" xN
Damn, it's really useless, Xiao Jian looked at them with disdain. I thought that whether it was Gao Meinan or Lotus, Li Jiani began to bully from the first grade to the third grade after entering the school.
"Okay, let's go, let's go."
The teachers also ran over and waved to the children.
The first-grade children are also sensible, and they know that it depends on these teachers whether they can go to the toilet today, so they obediently get out of the way. When the teachers walked over, it was crowded again.
The headmaster gasped and watched from afar as the crowd separated and gathered again, and for a moment he couldn't help but burst into tears.
This group of teachers squeezed and squeezed, and finally squeezed into the second grade.
"What's going on? Why are you stuck here? The teachers said angrily, no one will be happy if they sweat all over their bodies.
When the second-grade students saw the teachers as if they were relatives, they immediately complained loudly, and all kinds of messy voices were noisy in the ears of the teachers.
Some students just watch the excitement, and they don't want to go to the toilet, so they like to watch others hold back. At this time, seeing everyone bustling with themselves, this group of naughty children began to die.
"Xiao Jian, you bastard."
"Guo Kai, you have a big bull's eye."
"Xiao Jian ran away with his sister-in-law, Xiao Jian, you are not human, pay me back my hard-earned money!"
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The teacher was immediately angry, among which Guo Kai was the most angry, as for why it wasn't Xiao Jian? Because he's cheap!
"Shut up and stop talking." The most energetic music teacher howled.
The effect of his voice was obvious, and the lobby suddenly fell silent, but...
"Woo woo"
A second-grade boy near his music teacher cried, and his voice was so sudden that it really scared him to pee.
When I brushed it, there was no one near the kid with his soaked trouser legs.
"Come, Li Wei, what's wrong with you?" Guo Kai caught Li Wei from the crowd.
Li Wei's eyes flickered a little, the big bull's eye just now was what he scolded.
"Uh, Mr. Guo, Lotus and Li Jiani won't let us out." Li Wei said tangledly.
The teachers were stunned when they heard this, and Guo Kai asked, "Why?" ”
"Ahh
Li Wei hesitated and didn't know what to say, why? How did he know why! He's here to see the fun! Just now, Wang Tiyu pointed to the direction of the classroom, and the students tacitly took a break in the classroom.
"Lao Guo, Lotus and Li Jiani are your students, so I'll leave them to you." The teachers began to shake the pot
"Yes, Lao Guo, talk to them well. Don't them off, you know? Some teachers reminded him not to die.
Guo Kai pushed away everyone with a black line and walked out, his vision gradually widened, and the lotus flower and Li Jiani appeared in front of him.
Guo Kai squeezed out a smile, stepped forward and said with a smile: "Lotus, let's talk about it if we have something." ”
The two of them stood up when Guo Kai came out, and when they heard his words, they were both at a loss.
"Mr. Guo, what did you say?" Lotus asked suspiciously.
"Uh, well, why don't you let your classmates out?" Guo Kai carefully paid attention to the wording, for fear of provoking the two of them.
"Huh?"
The two of them were stunned, and Li Jiani was even more surprised: "Teacher Guo, we don't have it, we are waiting for our classmates." Then she told Guo Kai what happened.
Guo Kai smiled awkwardly, nodded kindly at the two, and turned around and walked back to the teaching building. The moment he turned around, Guo Kai's face was as if he had been stolen from wifi, and he was furious. Wang Sports!! You scourge again! His heart roared!
"Is this a collapse of the conversation? This expression, tsk, Guo Kai is miserable. Xiao Jian said with a smile.
"Yes, Guo Kai is abolished, and he will not be a member of the shopping mall in the future." A certain teacher who is a fan of wealth fell into the well, and the shopping center of the lotus family gave them a great discount.
"I just don't know which class the two of you will transfer to? No, I'll have to talk to the principal. "This is more concerned about honor, and has begun to dig into the wall.
"Huh? What about the principal? The teachers were confused.
"I don't know, I was following just now."
"When was that? Who saw the headmaster? ”
"The headmaster is gone?"
You're gone!! The headmaster who was squeezing around in the crowd roared in his heart!