Chapter 16 I have said that I have used it
Guo Bing's face turned black into the color of the bottom of the century-old pot, and he secretly complained in his heart: "What the hell is this call!" ”
"Nima, for the sake of ratings, I finally want to say that I will take a ring to come in and increase my popularity, so you will give me a call to death?"
"Don't you do that! If this fat man dies after drinking pesticides, this foolish account must not be counted on the head of the program team! ”
"When the time comes, it will spread, saying that my program team will make the audience die, how can I listen!"
Wu Jianfeng, who was holding the microphone, frowned into a Sichuan zigzag, and complained about the dead fat man 11 million times in his heart: "I just saw that Hong Shaofeng was so angry that he couldn't speak, so I came over and took the microphone to host a few words to save the scene, why did he get involved in such a big deal!" ”
"Is it possible that I have to carry this black pot for the **** Hong Shaofeng?"
Fang Bingbing's face was also not good-looking: "Although it has nothing to do with me from beginning to end, after all, I am a special guest on this show, and the current media is not pulling the temperament, bottom line, and face in order to attract attention, so I don't want it at all." ”
She had already thought about how the media would report it: "Fang Bingbing attended the special guest program, and some viewers were looking for death. ”
Among several people, only Hong Shaofeng was proud, he looked at Wu Jianfeng, and thought in his heart: "Tell you to grab my microphone, call you a fitness coach to talk nonsense, this fat man's phone call is good today, but he must die!" When the time comes, I'll see how you Wu Jianfeng explains, and see how you can continue to be a fitness coach! ”
For a moment, the scene was so quiet that it was audible to hear the needles falling.
Guo Bing's face was dark, and he kept signaling Wu Jianfeng to speak with his eyes.
Wu Jianfeng held the microphone in one hand and the headset in the other, his mouth opened and opened, but he couldn't spit out half a word.
He was afraid that what he said would stimulate the dead fat man again, and then the black cauldron would be decided.
"Hey, hey! The opportunity to do good has come. ”
Yao Yu was proud in his heart: "And it is a good deed on a TV show, there must be a lot of people who watch and know, so blatant, fair and honest to do good deeds, the willingness is naturally indispensable." ”
"Even if I go out and use up all the wish power in the altar, I will get rid of this fat girl!"
He strode up to Wu Jianfeng's side and reached for the microphone that was as hot as a grenade.
Yao Yu's actions were seen in his eyes, and everyone had different thoughts.
Fang Bingbing: "This little fresh meat seems to be quite responsible, it would be better if I could get that fat girl, even if I owe him a favor!" ”
Guo Bing: "Who is this, you must be powerful!" ”
Hong Shaofeng: "Who do you think you are!" Just a little broken fitness coach, and dare to scream at me, this time I want to see how you die! ”
Wu Jianfeng wished that someone would take over this hot potato, and when he saw Yao Yu stretching out his hand, he didn't want to think about it, so he subconsciously cooperated incomparably, and sent the microphone to Yao Yu with both hands.
"Girl! I'm the fitness coach Yao Yu, don't worry, tell me if you have something, talk slowly, or it will be uncomfortable to choke on the trachea when you drink pesticides. ”
Yao Yu's voice came out, and the people around him suddenly felt that the sky was thundering.
"How can you persuade people and pesticides to be careful not to choke!"
"Hah......!" Hong Shaofeng couldn't help laughing, and in an instant, under the white eyes of everyone, he was suffocated.
"Have you ever drunk?"
The fat girl on the other end of the phone didn't expect Yao Yu to say this, so she was stunned and asked subconsciously.
I asked this, and those who didn't know thought it was a sketch.
"Haha, I haven't choked on pesticides, but once when I ate noodles, the noodles entered the trachea, and the taste was so sour that I couldn't speak!"
Yao Yu, who has always loved to talk in class since he was a child, pulled the topic to the ends of the earth in a few words, and digressed from the topic.
"Yes! I also like to eat noodles and have the experience of choking on noodles. The fat girl couldn't help but be taken crooked by Yao Yu.
The atmosphere at the scene was also eased a lot, and many people covered their mouths and forced back their laughter.
"You said you wanted to lose weight?" Yao Yu took out the attitude of serving the people and continued to lead the topic seriously.
"Yes! I've wanted to lose weight since I was a kid and have been thinking about it for more than twenty years. Unconsciously, the fat girl on the other end of the phone said softly.
"That said, you've been fat since you were a child, aren't you?"
"Hmm!"
"That's good! What I'm best at is your obese type of client, as long as you can endure hardships and exercise at my pace, I guarantee that you will see results at one time, and it will improve significantly in a week, and you can return a graceful posture in three months. Yao Yu has completely entered the rhythm of pulling customers, and his mouth is one by one, which is extremely sharp.
"Really?"
The fat girl felt Yao Yu's incomparable enthusiasm and confidence through the phone, and she had begun to waver.
Guo Bing, Wu Jianfeng, and Fang Bingbing at the scene gave Yao Yu a thumbs up at the same time.
"Come on!" Guo Bing's mouth shape said.
"It's necessary, I'm so honest, originally because of my limited energy, I can only receive five customers in a batch, you can be regarded as a special case, let you cut in line." Yao Yu's mouth is like a hanging river, endless.
"My pest fitness studio is in the office building of Wanda Plaza in Zhangzhou City, when will you come over?" Yao Yu's question is extremely strong.
The three methods of open-ended, selective, and closed-ended questions were used perfectly, and the fat girl on the other end of the phone was pulled out of the shadow of suicide in less than five minutes.
"Really?" The fat girl asked suspiciously.
"It has to be! It's true! ”
"Have you ever used it?"
"Don't you believe it? Then I'll get you a witness. ”
"Who!"
Yao Yu's eyes swept at the scene, and he decisively saw the beautiful and graceful Fang Bingbing.
"Such a good advertising opportunity, if you don't take advantage of it, it will be thundered by the big five." He thought for the first time in his heart.
"Fang Bingbing, you know!"
"Acquaintance."
"She's in shape!"
"Great!"
"Sister Bingbing, give me a proof!"
Yao Yu smiled like a sunflower on his face, and handed the microphone to Fang Bingbing.
"It's pretty good."
Fang Bingbing also took the microphone with a smile and said simply.
"Sister Bingbing, your proof and tone are not enough!"
"You should say that, Pest Sports Studio, really, I've used it and said it's good!"
"The advertisement hit me." Fang Bingbing looked at Yao Yu with a little crying and laughing, and thought in his heart: "Forget it, it can be regarded as helping yourself." ”
She reluctantly said into the microphone: "Pest Sports Studio, I have used it and said that it is good!" ”
When the voice fell, Yao Yu immediately answered the microphone and said to the fat girl on the other end of the phone: "How is it, I heard it!" The great opportunity is in front of you, don't hurry, Mali, don't hesitate, immediately set off, remember the address - Zhangzhou City Wanda Plaza Block B 15C. ”
"Hmm!"
Hearing this, under Guo Bing's hint, Yao Yu hung up the phone without hesitation.
I'm afraid that there will be some moths in the long nights and dreams.
It feels a little watery, but when I wrote it, I thought of the time when I used my hot face to stick to the cold butts of my customers every day.
Well, thank you for your support, it's lasting, it's powerful, it's violent.
Silent three requests: recommendation, collection, publicity.