After Kang Ri had lunch, he began to practice singing in the room, he always thought that he would have a lot of songs, but after taking the stage, he found that he would not know much, last night there was a middle-aged woman who ordered an old song, he couldn't sing, but fortunately, the woman was very good at talking, so he learned to sing again tonight.

The old song is Andy Lau's "Zhu Yan Ji", this song doesn't seem to be widely circulated, he hasn't even heard it, but he just flipped it out of the computer and listened to it, a very nice song, the melody is very beautiful, and the lyrics are also very tasteful.

He hummed the song over and over again, and the phone suddenly rang, Kang Ri turned down the sound, and then picked up the phone, it was a call from his mother.

"Hey, Mom!"

Mother Kang sat on the sofa, crossed Erlang's legs, pressed the hands-free, munched melon seeds and talked to her baby son, while Grandma Kang sat on the other side, listening with pointed ears.

"Every year, have you eaten?" A cookie-cutter Chinese opening sentence that can be used in any occasion except WC.

"Just eaten, Mom, are you okay? It's okay, I'm going to hang up, I'm busy! "Kang Ri is impatient, can't he ask some nutritional questions?

Every day, he either eats or sleeps, or complains about how much money he loses playing mahjong, and his ears are calloused.

"Don't hang up, Mom has something to ask you!"

"Then you hurry up and ask, I'm really busy!"

"Nian Nian, where do you live now? Is it a friend's house? Mother Kang carefully considered her words, and Grandma Kang's ears trembled even higher.

Kang Rigang wanted to answer that it was the landlord, but his proud self-esteem didn't want his mother to know that he could only afford to rent a dilapidated house for 800 yuan a month, so he snorted arrogantly.

"Well, stay at a friend's house temporarily, and move out after a while when you find a house."

Grandma Kang was not satisfied with her daughter-in-law's turtle speed, so she roared anxiously and took one step.

"Nian Nian, is that friend your girlfriend? Are you living together? ”

Kang Ri trembled with fright, Iron Rooster is his girlfriend?

How can it be?

How could he, Young Master Kang, find such a girlfriend who can't take a shot?

"It's nothing, grandma, don't talk nonsense, this friend of mine is a man." Kang Ri flatly denied it.

It's just that his flustered attitude made Grandma Kang and Mother Kang not believe it at all, and thought that Kang Ri was shy, so he laughed clearly.

"Every year, it's important to find a girlfriend, but you young people should pay attention to it, don't make a human life, in case you get a human life, you must tell your family, don't learn from others to take it away, that's a sin, my family can't do this kind of hurtful thing every year, do you hear?" Grandma Kang spoke bitterly, for fear that her precious grandson would follow the example of other boys and not take human life seriously.

What is this?

Kang Ri was embarrassed and incoherent, his face was full of peach blossoms, and he was about to refute, but Kang's mother over there became excited.

"Every year, if you get killed, you will give birth to the child, and your mother will help you bring it, don't worry, our family can afford it!"

Grandma Kang also reacted at this time, and echoed her daughter-in-law loudly: "Yes, your mother is right, even if you have a big belly, even if you give birth, grandma can also help you bring it." ”

Kang Ri's face was so red that he seemed to be dripping blood, this time he was angry!

"I said it's a boyfriend, no girlfriend, grandma, it's time to feed the ducks, Mom, you're going to play mahjong!" Kang Ri was so angry that he hung up the phone, the old brother was right, menopausal women are really unreasonable.

Under the remote command of their son (grandson), Kang's mother and grandmother Kang picked up the duck food bowl and the other picked up the bag and went to their respective battlefields.

It wasn't until they were halfway through that they remembered that they had forgotten to ask Nian Nian where the girl was from.

Forget it, next time you call and ask Nian Nian, don't worry!

When she came home from work, she bought a duck as Kang Ri wished, and she put the chocolate box on the table, and there were still five or six chocolates left in it, which she had secretly hidden, and was going to take them back to the tenant Kang Ri to eat.

took advantage of someone's big duck, how can you still be polite!

Shou Liwen: Holding my things will be a favor!

Good deeds: Huh!

"Kang Ri, there is chocolate on the table, give it to you." Good deeds roared.

Kang Ri came out and saw the beautifully packaged chocolate, yo, the iron rooster has hair loss?

Are you willing to spend money on chocolate to eat?

I'm afraid this box will cost more than a hundred, right?

Kang Ri didn't eat chocolate, he never liked sweets, and chocolate was bad for his throat, so he wouldn't eat it.

"What? Picking up money today? Kang Ri leaned against the door frame and sneered.

The good deeds were boiling the duck to remove the fishy smell, and he didn't look back: "I have never taken ill-gotten gains!" ”

Kang Ri pursed his lips, and said it nicely.

"The chocolates that others gave me are quite expensive, so I will give them to you." Good deeds take the initiative to explain.

It's just that Young Master Kang misunderstood, and looked at his stupid landlord strangely, grandma was right, there are only offspring who can't marry a daughter-in-law in the world, and there is no girl who can't marry!

As for the iron rooster, a girl who has no material and no appearance, does not convex in front and does not warp in the back, and is stingy, there are actually men chasing after her?

Damn your eyes are covered with bird poop, right?

It turned out that Kang Ri automatically interpreted the words of good deeds as being sent by his boyfriend!

Kang Ri shook his head and sighed, he didn't believe in love anymore!

Dinner was beer duck, cucumber and tomato soup as usual.

Shanxing saw the chocolate on the table intact, and looked at Kang Ri suspiciously, don't you want to eat such a good thing?

"Chocolate is bad for your throat." Kang Ri explained.

With an 'oh' sound, he peeled it off and swallowed it, with a mysterious smile on his face.

"The taste is really good, next time I will go to Sister Liwen to fight the autumn breeze!"

Sister Liwen?

Kang Ri's ears trembled strangely, and his mood seemed to be much brighter, and he said, how can a girl like Iron Rooster have suitors?

How could his Young Master Kang's judgment be wrong?

Young Master Kang, who was in a good mood, picked up a duck leg and bit it down, tore off a large piece of meat, and ate it very happily.

When Shanxing saw the chocolate, he thought of the bad things of Shou Liwen and Wu Guifu during the day, and his mood was bad all of a sudden, and he poked the rice in the bowl for a while.

Do you want to tell Yu Xingyan about this?

But my mother said that it is best not to meddle in other people's housework, it must be thankless!

Not to mention, seeing Yu Xingyan being deceived, she can't bear it!

Alas!

It's hard to decide!

Young Master Kang, who had finished gnawing on the two big duck legs, saw the stupid landlord opposite counting the grains of rice on the table, and muttered to himself:

Tell, don't tell, tell, don't tell

What a weird art style!

"What are you doing?"

A roar on the ground interrupted the great cause of counting grains of good deeds.

"Where did I count?" Shanxing looked at the ball of white rice on the table, wrinkled his bun face, and had to count it again.