Chapter 1: I really didn't shoot secretly
"I really didn't take a candid shot, really, I don't believe you ask everyone, this is what I just picked up. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info "Xu Nuo was grabbed by a beautiful woman, and he was a little speechless, so he had to ask the people around him for help.
However, everyone walked away indifferently, and they were not willing to stand up to prove it at all.
He meowed, he was stolen from his wallet and mobile phone when he was squeezing the subway before, and he was hit on the head by something just after he walked out of the subway station. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, I realized that it was a mobile phone.
What's even more unfortunate is that before she straightens up, the beauty in front of her suddenly turned around and screamed, saying that she was secretly filming the bottom of her skirt.
What a great injustice!
This phone is not his, how could he secretly take a picture of her skirt.
Besides, you're wearing safety pants, what's there to be afraid of?
"I didn't expect it to look like Sven Wen was so obscene. Phew! He was taken to the police station and told him to explain to the police. "An aunt who acted bravely stepped forward.
"No need to go, there's a patrol officer in front of you." Another middle-aged uncle clasped his hand on Xu Nuo's shoulder, twisted his hand back, and pushed him towards the patrol officer.
"What's going on, what are you guys doing?"
"Comrade policeman, this pervert secretly photographed the bottom of my upskirt, this is the evidence." The beauty pointed at Xu Nuo with a look of indignation and disgust, and then handed the snatched mobile phone to the police.
"You listen to my explanation, I didn't secretly photograph her at all, and this phone is not mine, I just bent down to pick it up when it was hit, and I want to return it to others." Xu Nuo hated the black hand who smashed him with a broken mobile phone, if it weren't for this mobile phone, would it be so unlucky?
The policeman took the black metal mobile phone and glanced at Xu Nuo. He has dealt with a lot of such things, and many of them have been wronged. But what is the truth of the facts, just look at the phone and make it clear.
"Unlock." The police pressed it for a long time and found that there was no response to the mobile phone, so they handed it to Xu Nuo.
"How to solve it, this phone is not mine at all."
"Play stupid with me, huh?" The police grabbed Xu Nuo's finger and slammed a red flame-shaped home button on his phone to Xu Nuo's thumb.
The screen lit up immediately, and Xu Nuo was instantly stunned.
"This, this, how is this possible?"
"You dare to say that this phone is not yours, how can you explain it now?"
"Oops!" The instep was injured by 10,000 points, and Xu Nuo screamed in great misery and hugged his right foot.
[This girl is so ruthless, her feet are going to be wasted. 】
"This female classmate, I think you may have misunderstood him, there is no evidence in his mobile phone, it seems that this mobile phone does not even have a camera." The policeman tinkered for a while, handed the phone to the beauty, and glanced at Xu Nuo with some sympathy.
"No way, he's not a good guy at first glance." The beauty pursed her lips, took the phone with a look of disbelief, and then found that the phone only had a 'Three Realms Chat' software, and the album function was there, but there was nothing in it.
"Young man, I finally let my aunt catch up with you, if you hadn't stopped those thieves just now, I'm afraid that my aunt's money for medical treatment would have been stolen. Young man, this is your wallet, it should be your wallet and mobile phone that those thieves stole in revenge on you, although there is no money in it, but the ID card and card are still there. ”
The face of the beautiful woman and the aunt and uncle who escorted Xu Nuo to the patrol police turned red, especially the beauty, who just said that Xu Nuo is not a good person, and it really hurts to be pumped on the face.
"No, it's okay, it's all me, it's what I should do. Hiss...... Thank you, Auntie, if it weren't for Auntie, I would have to reapply for an ID card again. Xu Nuo endured the severe pain and took back his wallet with his free hand.
"It should be Auntie thank you, if it weren't for Auntie, your wallet wouldn't have been stolen. There's a lot of money in it, or Auntie will make up the money for you. ”
"Auntie, it's only a few dozen dollars in it, and my phone hasn't been stolen, it's really fine. Auntie, didn't you say that you were going to the hospital to pay the money, don't delay the time to treat the child, you should go quickly. Xu Nuo reluctantly squeezed out a little smile, and hurriedly persuaded the aunt who was in a hurry to go to the hospital to pay the money to go to the hospital first.
"That, okay then, Auntie left first, thank you again." The aunt held Xu Nuo's hand, shook it a few times, and then hurriedly turned around and walked to the subway station.
"Well, that, I'm sorry, I misunderstood you." No matter how unreasonable the beauty is, she also knows that she has completely misunderstood others.
"Since it's a misunderstanding, it's okay, it's okay. By the way, this girl, you should take the young man to the hospital to get some potion, and see that he can't stand up when he steps on it. Seeing that the situation was not good, the aunt immediately changed her position.
"It should be, it should be. Since it was a misunderstanding, both of them were discouraged, and the uncle left first if there was nothing else to do. The uncle threw down a sentence and left.
"Hey, you've gone too far, haven't you apologized, oops, my feet, hiss...... hiss...... "Xu Nuo found that he really couldn't walk.
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I'll help you, my house is near here, give you some potion." The girl folded her hands and kept bowing and apologizing to Xu Nuo.
"I don't dare to go, in case you sue me for breaking into the house...... So what, where can I go to avenge my grievances? ”
"Don't worry, I'll testify to you. Let's go, I'll carry you. "The policeman was also very embarrassed, but after all, he didn't make a subjective mistake, and someone had to deal with it if someone reported it. So, he stepped forward at this time.
Xu Nuo glanced at the policeman, then at the beauty, and finally nodded.
"You sit down first, I'll go get the medicine kit." The girl looked guilty, let Xu Nuo sit on the sofa in the living room, and then turned her head and entered the room.
"Comrade, take advantage of it, maybe fate will come like this." The patrol officer patted Xu Nuo's shoulder, gave a 'cheap' look, and turned to leave.
[Fate, your sister, said that she would testify to me, and now she will run away. Xu Nuo complained in his heart, and then put his hand in his pocket.
Staring at the mobile phone in his hand, the god almost pressed his thumb on the home button, and the frequency screen lit up again.
"What kind of broken phone is this, it doesn't even have a dialing function?" After turning around, Xu Nuo found that this mobile phone was simply amazing, and it didn't even have a setting function.
"Why can my fingerprint be opened, that's weird, isn't it?" After looking at it again and again, Xu Nuo didn't find any other functions of this mobile phone, it was all-in-one and didn't have any sockets.
Returning to the mobile phone interface again, Xu Nuo clicked on the 'Three Realms Chat' under the divine envoy's ghost, and he was blind after entering.
Human Chat Group, Underworld Chat Group, Celestial Chat Group.
clicked on the chat group of the human world, and immediately a chat interface popped up, with a message on it, "The only trial person in the human world is welcome to enter the chat group in the world." ’
"What's that?"
pressed back, and Xu Nuo clicked on the 'Difu Chat Group'.
The word big red envelope appeared in the mobile phone interface.
Almost a subconscious action, Xu Nuo clicked on the word 'grab'.
Didn't grab it!
And seeing the prompt above, Xu Nuo was instantly happy.
"Momoda, your hand speed is too slow, and you missed a billion Stygian coins."
[Hahaha, hahaha, a billion dark coins, it's too funny. 】
Yang Guang: Hahaha, I'm the king of luck.
Li Shimin: He is very arrogant, the king of the dead country. (White Eyes)
Zhu Yunwen: I'm not spraying you, all of you here are spicy chickens, and the world belongs to me.
Xiao Qiao: What's the noise, isn't it okay to send red envelopes quietly? (pouts)
Zhou Yu: Daughter-in-law, don't pay attention to these teases, how long have you been dead, and you can't let go of your identity before you were alive.
“??? What kind of weirdness is this? Xu Nuo was completely speechless, these IDs were too messy.
Liu Bei: I also want to send it, but unfortunately my family has already gone bankrupt, and Adou, that bastard, has lost all my belongings. (Crying face)
Sun Quan: Hehe.
Xu Nuo used his mobile phone to call, "Don't tease, come to something real, send a red envelope." With that, I clicked send.
"Rub, why aren't the residents of the underworld, and don't have chat permission?"
"Don't move, put your feet here, I'll help you take off your shoes first."
"Ah...... Oh. Xu Nuo held the phone tightly in pain, but he didn't take something and put it in his mouth to bite, it hurt so much.
"Bear with it, it might hurt."
"Ah......h
[You don't follow the routine, my brother is not prepared at all. 】
Grabbing his calf, Xu Nuo's tears of pain fell.
The swollen instep of his right foot has become a large patch of red. The damage of high heels is too high, this is the rhythm that is going to be broken?
Seeing the situation of Xu Nuo's instep, Zhou Ke stuck out his tongue, he didn't expect that his foot would have such a high injury, I am afraid that he will not be able to walk in ten days and half a month.
After hesitating for a moment, Zhou Ke raised his head and looked at Xu Nuo, who was sweating profusely and gritting his teeth, and said guiltily: "Hello, my name is Zhou Ke, what is your name?" ”
Xu ...... Composed...... Xu Nuo. How about it, no, it's not serious, right? "I have important things to do today, but I can't delay them, otherwise I will miss the opportunity for the interview.
"It's quite serious, the muscle tissue is damaged, and I don't know if it hurts the bones." Zhou Ke lowered his head embarrassedly, a little regretful that he had brought Xu Nuo home. There can be no equipment here, but how can I send Xu Nuo to the hospital for examination?
"Then can I still walk now, I have an important interview opportunity in two hours, and if I miss it, I won't be able to enter that company." As a graduate dog, he finally got an interview opportunity from the best company in the IT industry, and Xu Nuo didn't want to miss it.
"Ah, then, what then?"
"You mean I can't go right now?" Xu Nuo went away in an instant, she misunderstood and didn't say anything, she stepped on and didn't say anything, and now even the opportunity for an interview was ruined by her.
Even if it was a fairy, Xu Nuo wanted to slap her hard.
"But, but can you walk like this, in case you leave some sequelae may affect your normal walking in the future. As a medical student, I recommend that you go to the hospital for a check-up before deciding. When it comes to his professional knowledge, Zhou Ke immediately changed to a different look.
"Then what are you waiting for, help me up and go to the hospital."
[Damn, they were all spoiled by that weird group of people. 】
Xu Nuo withdrew his hand that was hanging in the air, and a slap down could not solve the problem, it would only delay time even more.