Chapter 122: Prologue
As soon as they entered the venue, all the navies were shocked. Lieutenant General Pousalino, who has a sparkling fruit of the natural system and has terrifying strength, has a blue nose and swollen face, who did it? Is it Whitebeard? Or some unknown sea thief?
For a while, everyone's minds were confused, and no one dared to believe that such a thing could happen. Of course, they wouldn't be so surprised if they knew what the strong man in their minds had done. On the contrary, he will step on it fiercely, leaking a disdainful look.
Of course, you shouldn't be surprised, after all, with the appearance of a lieutenant general, it's normal to do this kind of thing. If you don't do it, it's a little strange, after all, appearance determines everything.
"Ahem, I just fell," looking at the strange eyes of the navy, even Bousalino blushed a little, of course, with his lewd expression, no one could see it, "Is there something wrong?" ”
"That's right, Lieutenant General. I just got the information, the Moonlight Moria with a reward of 270 million, the supernova Baldardo with a reward of 240 million, and the landing of Urki with a reward of 300 million Bailey, in addition," the intelligence officer hesitated, "The Black Pearl that the headquarters asked for attention is also about to arrive in the Chambord Islands. In the end, the red-haired Shanks, who had a reward of 620 million, was also on the island, and his whereabouts were a mystery. ”
When he heard the Black Pearl, Bousalino's eyes flashed with an imperceptible gleam, and when the name of the red-haired Shanks came out, Bousalino was also interested.
(Caesar?) You've beaten me hard before, hmm, how can I get revenge? This is something to consider. And that red-haired imp. )
Pousalino remembered, wasn't it the guy in Roger's straw hat? Redhead and Bucky, he was impressed at the time. Especially the redhead, who once escaped from his teacher Zefa, shocked the entire navy.
(It's getting more and more interesting, just let me see what you're capable of.) Why did you escape from the teacher, is it strength or something else...... )
In the conference room of the Navy, Bousalino fully affirmed the achievements of the recent period, perfectly carried out the tasks of the government and the navy, rescued up to 4,000 slaves by the way, burned 10 population bazaars, and increased the capital reserve by 200 billion Baileys. Something seems wrong......
Ahem, the above is a joke, in short, under the wise leadership of Pousalino, the Chambord Islands attract all friendly people to visit (the Draconians, human traffickers, especially pirates) with a unique beauty, coupled with the hard work of the people of Chambord (today the store was bombed, tomorrow it was robbed, the traffickers cried and fainted in the toilet), the situation is very good (the island pirates strive to exceed 300,000),
He also said that everyone should make persistent efforts to build the Chambord Islands into a modern socialist base of prosperity (the reserve target of the navy is 500 billion), democracy (most of the things are left to the subordinates to solve, and they go on vacation by themselves), civilization (most of the navy is disguised as pirates, fanning the flames everywhere), and harmonious (no one cares about the pirates flying the pirate flag).
(Hmm, what is socialism?) Can you eat it? No one knows, including the Lieutenant General who just blurted out)
The venue was silent, and all the navies stared at the commander in amazement, and the degree of Bousalino's obscenity made them feel a little embarrassed by these subordinates.
I have to say that the way of obscenity, Bousalino is unsurpassable......
"Except for Vegapunk in the laboratory, all assemble. Kindness? How is there one person missing, Jack? "At the moment of the imminent landing, Caesar had to make some explanations, the Chambord Islands, after all, are a little different.
"Oh, he's got something to deal with." Bucky gloated.
Caesar frowned, and was about to ask a question when a beautiful woman came out of the cabin.
The slightly dark skin is the healthiest bronze color, and it is indeed the most suitable color for the beauty's body, and there are all kinds of charms; The ruddy cherry mouth, bright and dripping, is redder and more rounded than an apple; The clear and seductive eyes exude a touching spring feeling, a smile and a smile, which makes people intoxicated; The jet-black hair, casually scattered, should have been a little lazy, but it was even more revealing of the beauty's peerless city......
"Who are you?" When was there a woman on the ship, and how did Caesar not know?
"Slave Jessica," the brittle voice of the warbler echoed in the ears, like a yellow spirit singing, and like a spring breeze.
"What is your purpose?" the person who came was indeed a very beautiful woman, but what kind of beauty had not been seen in the information explosion in his previous life, and Caesar was not like a pig brother who had never seen anything. In particular, the capital is mediocre, and she is completely a princess of peace.
(Huh?) Flat chest, and Adam's apple)
"Are you a shemale? What do men do in women's clothes? ”
"You're a shemale, your whole family is a shemale." The beauty's voice changed, a familiar tone, a familiar tone. Isn't that the one who is missing?
"Jack Sparrow?" Caesar couldn't believe it.
"It's Captain Jack Sparrow."
Well, now believe it.
Everyone stared blankly at Jake, oh no, it was Jessica, and their mouths were wide open.
Caesar opened his mouth so wide that he didn't even notice the sword in his hand that had fallen. He thought of Thai ladyboys, those guys who were more beautiful than real women;
Hawkeye was also dumbfounded, and his eyeballs were about to fly out, and he was so frightened that he took two steps back. This was unthinkable to him, who had always been haughty;
The eyes of the ghost spider were full of amazement, and the cigarette butts were all burned; As for Bucky, he just opened his mouth wide and was dumbfounded, not knowing what to think, and in the end, he slapped himself again to see if he was dreaming......
Only King Kong, the orangutan doesn't think the female Jack is beautiful at all, in his eyes, the faces of the two are almost the same, what's the difference?
After all, races are different.
"Wha." After the silence, there was a loud laugh, a crazy laugh, and the legs and stomachs that made people laugh were cramping, and Bucky rolled on the ground with laughter.
"I said you, Jack, Captain Jack, how did you get it, companion, what kind of woman? You can't take off the hat of the shemale at all. Ha, haha, I can't do it. Caesar laughed breathlessly, he couldn't stand it anymore.
"Don't call me a shemale, Lao Tzu is a pure man." Jack shouted, of course, with the elegance of "her", how to look at it is not convincing enough.
"Of course, it's a credit to Lord Bucky." Bucky finally relented, he almost died of laughter just now, "The two of us tried to turn their heels, if we lost, we had to do whatever we wanted, and in the end, the great Lord Bucky won, I want him to pretend to be a woman." ”
"You bastard, you shaved off your sexy beard. Tell you, Lao Tzu is just careless and makes you lose a little. Next time Captain Jack wants you to be a clown, do a striptease, go all over the red fruit, and circle the Black Pearl 10 times with your red nose. ”
"Yaga, who is the red nose? You dead shemale, a real shemale who is neither male nor female, I will kill you. ”
"That's you, you red-nosed clown."
The two began to fight again.
"Okay, you two, shut up, I'll say a few words now." Finally, Caesar, who couldn't stand it, separated the two.