Chapter 2, What is bad luck?
The air in the early morning was exceptionally fresh and refreshing, but Lu Dahai felt terrible, and he still had to jump when he thought about last night's experience.
A scene where a hero saves beauty was driven out of the scene, and the dung pit also came to join in the fun, which can be called the most unlucky day in more than 20 years.
"Someone, I'm going to take a bath!" After Lu Dahai washed up, he still vaguely smelled a foul smell, and couldn't help frowning and roaring.
"Boss, you took a shower more than ten times last night...... Xie Cheng ran in, with a flattering smile on his face, and said, "Besides, your wrists are only bandaged, and you can't get wet!" ”
Raising his right hand wrapped in gauze, Lu Dahai became even more angry, his forehead was bulging, and his teeth were rattling. This is naturally the consequence of falling into the manure pit last night, with a broken wrist.
I wonder what happened to that damn spoiler? It's good to be struck by lightning! He almost went crazy with hatred, blaming that-stirring stick for everything that happened last night.
Ran to the bathroom, there was another burst of wild washing, Lu Dahai felt that his skin was about to be broken, so he changed his clothes, sprayed strong perfume at the same time, and rushed to the hospital under his own name.
After graduating from college, his father arranged a spare job for him in the hospital, although he had nothing to do all day, he still had to come over to have a look, if nothing else, just to see Ji Ziyan.
"Lu Shao, I have important news for you......" As soon as he arrived at the hospital, a nurse came over mysteriously.
"About Ji Ziyan?" Lu Dahai asked, this is the eyeliner he placed next to Ji Ziyan.
"Ziyan cried and cried last night and brought back a man, who seemed to care about him very much, and didn't sleep all night after taking care ......of him," the female nurse whispered.
-stirring sticks! It's the-stirring stick who ruined his own good show! Lu Dahai heard a burst of anger rushing to his head, completely ignoring that if that person was a-stirring stick, what was he?
No way! You have to figure out where that kid came from, don't end up cheapening him.
After asking the ward number, Lu Dahai opened the female nurse and quickly found the attending doctor, but unfortunately the doctor did not know his origin, saying that the patient's condition was urgent at that time, and the nurse in the same hospital sent him, so he didn't pay much attention.
Lu Dahai frowned, suddenly thought about it, got a hospital gown and a mask, and appeared outside the kid's ward a moment later pretending to be a patient.
At this moment, it was quiet in the ward, Ji Ziyan didn't know where she went, and only a young man was still asleep.
This man is naturally another unlucky person, Xia Yu, who was struck by lightning twice in a row. Now, he's dreaming, a very bad, very bad dream.
Hey? What does it smell like?
In a strange alley, there was a faint fragrance in the air, Xia Yu looked down and found a puppy squatting not far away, munching on a roast sausage with relish.
Wrong! That sausage looks like a man's part. Sensing something was wrong, he reached between his legs and shook! It's empty, Tintin is gone!
The puppy turned around, grinned weirdly, picked up the roast sausage and ran deeper into the alley.
Hold it! Dead dog, give me back Ding Ding-.
Xia Yu was shocked and chased after her. It's a joke! If Ding Ding is gone, it is equivalent to losing the qualification and fun of being a man, what is the point of living?
Syllable!
The arm that was picked up vigorously seemed to touch something, Xia Yu opened his eyes suddenly, and the alley and the puppy disappeared in an instant, and what appeared in front of him was a face that could be seen to be extremely distorted even if he was wearing a mask.
He was stunned, who is this person? Why do you hold your own phone?
It hurts! Lu Dahai grinned and endured not to scream. The ruthless slash in Xia Yumeng's dream just now coincidentally slapped his broken wrist.
"What are you doing!" Xia Yu stared at the masked face and sat up. He felt that he was extremely unlucky, he was struck by lightning last night, not to mention, he could still meet the gentleman on Liang in the hospital, and this bad luck was called 6!
"I ......" Lu Dahai looked at the mobile phone in his hand, and then looked at Xia Yu, and suddenly wanted to cry without tears.
Wronged! I just want to know about this-stirring stick...... He shouted silently in his heart, as if he saw a lump of yellow mud slowly flowing out of his crotch, not but too!
"Catch the thief!" Relying on Yu Yong, who was brave and righteous last night, Xia Yu yelled, and at the same time, regardless of his injury, he pressed Lu Dahai on the bed.
This roar seemed to wake up the sleeping hospital, and the noisy footsteps immediately came from the corridor outside the ward, and the whole hospital was boiling.
Boom! The door to the ward was kicked open, and a security guard rushed in and shouted, "Don't call the police!" Beat this girl up first-"
Several figures rushed to the side of the bed, facing Lu Dahai is wild, and a few pairs of fists and soles of their feet were thrown happily.
it! What a tough security guard, no, it's dutiful! Xia Yu was dumbfounded and hurriedly flashed to the side.
"Yo! Most of this thief is still a habitual offender in our hospital, you see that his wrist is bandaged, if it weren't for his brother's sharp eyes, he would have been fooled! Brothers, scrap his wrist ......" A security guard straightened his waist, and when he saw Lu Dahai's wrist, his eyes lit up as if he had discovered a new continent.
Lu Dahai was extremely aggrieved, and just wanted to report his identity, but unexpectedly, a tall and beautiful figure hurriedly ran into the ward. Ji Ziyan! He forcibly choked back his name, and now he reported his home, isn't that tantamount to revealing last night's secret? In the future, Ji Ziyan will say goodbye to herself completely.
Cracking sound! Everyone vented and dragged out Lu Dahai, who had been beaten unconscious.
"It's you!"
After the ward calmed down, Xia Yu was taken aback when he saw the female nurse who came in a hurry, wasn't this the girl he saved last night?
"Are you alright?" The girl looked concerned.
"It's fine." Xia Yu replied subconsciously, and then suddenly came back to his senses, no! It wasn't a dream that he had been struck twice by lightning in a certain part of the night, and he thought of the nightmare he had before.
It was only at this moment that he felt something strange in his lower abdomen, which was wrapped in a layer of gauze, and it was hot and painful, as if there was a fire burning, which should be the location of the legendary dantian.
But Xia Yu didn't think about it, his attention was completely attracted by a certain part, that place was too terrible, there must be no problem! Before he knew it, he was drenched in cold sweat.
"My name is Ji Ziyan, and I ...... last night Thank you......" Ji Ziyan saw that Xia Yu's face was not very good-looking, and hurriedly helped him to sit on the bed, blaming herself.
"Ji Ziyan...... Is it? Don't blame yourself, if I hadn't stopped those people then, I'm the one who blames myself now. Moreover, I will live in guilt for the rest of my life. ”
Xia Yu was in a state of confusion, but he didn't regret what happened last night. The beautiful female nurse Ji Ziyan looked haggard, dressed in a white nurse uniform, with her hair hanging down her shoulders, and her posture was graceful, even if she was tired, she couldn't hide her youthful beauty, beautiful and moving.
Ji Ziyan nodded, looking at him in a daze, as if she was thinking about something, the dark circles under her eyes couldn't hide those beautiful eyes, and after a while, a trace of blush appeared inexplicably on her pale face.
In a certain room of Lu's Hospital, Lu Dahai was lying on a bed and screaming, his face was swollen, and he couldn't even speak very well. Several security guards turned pale, knowing that they had caused a catastrophe, and stood there at a loss. Are you kidding! The chairman's son was beaten up as a thief, and their job was absolutely unsafe, and they had to pay heavy hemorrhage.
After a while, Xie Cheng led a few big men in and said, "Boss, I didn't find a chance to make a move, Miss Ziyan is still in the ward." ”
There was silence in the ward for a while, Xia Yu and Ji Ziyan had their own concerns, and they didn't speak. Suddenly, the phone ringing broke this peace, and Han Peng, this guy finally found out that he was missing? He pressed the answer button.
"Hey! Did you kid get a girl? I didn't return overnight......" Han Peng's loud voice came out of the microphone.
"If only that were the case! Your brother and I did the right thing for heaven last night, and then ...... Struck by lightning! ”
"Don't fool me! He must be doing something hurtful......" Han Peng didn't believe it, but when he heard Xia Yu, it didn't seem like a joke, he simply understood the injury on the phone, asked for his ward number, and hung up the phone in a hurry.
Putting down the phone, seeing Ji Ziyan yawning incessantly, Xia Yu knew that she must have not slept all night last night, and said, "Or ...... Take a break, I'm fine now. ”
Ji Ziyan's gaze subconsciously swept over a certain part of him, then retracted it in a panic, and nodded lightly. She staggered to an adjacent hospital bed and lay down, and in a moment she heard the faint sound of breathing.
Lying quietly on the bed, Xia Yu's attention was attracted by a certain part again. The strange feeling became stronger and stronger, there seemed to be endless electricity swimming in the dantian, and he could feel that the place where he was struck by lightning was reborn, like dead wood in spring, and old trees growing new shoots, something must have happened to him that was difficult to understand.
Sneaking a glance at the lower abdomen, the little guy is intact! It seems that it is purely an illusion, and last night's thunderbolt on a sunny day did not hit here, and he was immediately overjoyed, but at the same time a little worried.
"Am I supposed to try to make it grow? Although the guy is still there, if it is affected, it is no different from being struck by lightning! ”
"Well, I'm smug about it, otherwise I don't know the bottom of my heart. Who is better to be fornicated? Zhong Qiao? No, she sent me a good guy card and disrupted all my life plans, this kind of woman is not worth it! The school flower of Wandan University? That's my goddess! You can only watch from a distance, not play with it...... Mom, it's just a woman, why be so particular, or Sister Feng? Alas, when did my taste become so heavy, Sister Feng get out! Wait, what about men? …… In other words, Han Peng is not bad...... Nima stop! Teacher Cang, it's her...... You can't think about it anymore......"
Xia Yu muttered for a long time, but there was no result, he just couldn't calm down.
The feeling in the dantian area became stronger and stronger, and he originally closed his eyes, but suddenly the objects in front of his eyes became clear, and his sight and consciousness could directly see through his body.
Look inside!
Xia Yu instantly thought of this mysterious and mysterious word, but he was not distracted, and his sight and consciousness still sank into the inner world. In the dantian area, a flowing golden light is clearly visible, the size of a grain of rice, and on closer inspection, at the edge of the golden light cluster, there are some light spots that are much smaller in size, like a brand.
At this moment, one of the imprints was slowly turning, and although he didn't know what was happening, he could feel that the injury in his lower abdomen was almost healed.
All of this must have something to do with imprints. Xia Yu is sure.
With a little force, click! The bandage on the lower abdomen actually shattered directly. Alas...... When did I have so much strength! He was stunned for a moment, and at the same time felt a cool feeling of a strong wind blowing into the crotch of his pants, and hurriedly withdrew from his inner look.
I'll it! Xia Yu was dumbfounded, his strength was too perverted, and it was not only the bandages that were shattered, but also the hospital gown...... No wonder......
Ji Ziyan, who was sleeping clinically, opened her eyes after hearing the movement, "You...... Stinky rascals! She screamed, and the sight made her blush to the root of her ears instantly, and she hurriedly got up, covered her face and ran out of the ward.
What is bad luck! This TM is called unlucky, right?
Xia Yu cried and mourned, and shouted in an inaudible voice: "I didn't mean to ......"