Billy came to work with red and swollen eyes, and his colleague asked:

"What's wrong with your eyes?"

He replied:

"Yesterday I was walking on the street and saw a young lady's skirt blown up by the wind, I was kind enough to pull it down for her to cover it, and she actually gave me a punch in the left eye!"

My colleague asked:

"Then why is my right eye swollen?"

Billy was about to burst into tears, and he replied:

"I thought she didn't like to pull her skirt down, so I lifted it up again."

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