I exclaimed, "What else is down there?" ”

At this time, Qiao Qi's face turned white, and the cough that was easy to stop would cough again, and after a while, an old face would be red.

I was stunned, I didn't understand what he meant, what was there to be embarrassed about, as long as you are human, there will always be something that scares you, and no one will laugh at you when you say it. But I looked at his face, white and red, and his movements were very strange, his two knees were sandwiched together, and he was twisted and pinched like a girl, and he was ashamed.

I was suspicious, my junior brother laughed, and pressed Qiao Qi's shoulder: "Old Qiao, my senior brother asked you, is there any?" Why don't we find out right now? As he spoke, his eyes squinted at the crotch of Qiao Qi's pants.

I was stunned for a moment, and after thinking about it again, I immediately understood what my junior brother meant. My face turned red, knowing that I had lost my words, so I patted my junior brother on the head: "Tsk, go on." ”

The junior brother pursed his lips and put away the joke: "Senior brother, it's not me who brags, you know this thing as soon as I say it, but you will never believe it!" Qiao Qi on the side also nodded, as if he felt the same way.

I found it more and more interesting, and hurriedly said, "Then tell me about it." ”

"It stands to reason that the people who design this kind of downward-facing secret door mechanism are generally for the purpose of calculating others, so what the hell can you do here? It's all about sharp knives and birds, and his grandmother, if he doesn't poke you into a noodle sieve, you'll have to be blown up into meat residue! So, sir, I kept an eye on it, and when I fell down, I snapped and grabbed the three-claw hook on the wall, hehe, smart, right? The junior brother said, raising his eyebrows, very embarrassed.

That Qiao Qi should have already suffered the loss of the thing below, so he was so impressed by his junior brother's move, he immediately gave a thumbs up to his junior brother: "Smart and smart!" Xiaodui is really smart! ”

The junior brother cleared his throat and continued: "It's a pity that it's too slippery to catch it...... Poof, I'll go down, master. ”

Qiao Qi's thumb was still frozen there, the expression on his face was very embarrassed, and he didn't know how to answer this for a while. After a pause of about two seconds, he withdrew his finger and said with a smile: "Young man, the idea is good, but the practice is a little worse, there is still room for improvement, and there is still ......."

I held back for a long time before I let myself laugh out loud, this Qiao beggar didn't know if he was really stupid or fake, as soon as the junior brother said that method just now, I knew that it would not work. Because the time is too short, from the junior brother in the backpack to find out the mountaineering rope and three-claw hook, and in the extreme panic and darkness, accurately judge the position of the underground wall, and then complete the action of throwing hard, this series of actions to complete, to say the least, it will take five or six seconds, according to the time when I fell just now, it will not take so long at all, so, the junior brother is simply talking big.

Thinking about it, I'm angry, this kid is probably itchy again, according to what he said, we just won't be able to finish it until tomorrow morning, and now there is more Qiao Qi, the king of the show, who does the junior brother fool if he doesn't fool? Thinking about it, I raised my hand and gave my junior brother a handle on the back of his head: "You fuck, say it well!" ”

The junior brother smacked his lips, and he didn't know what he muttered in a whisper, but there was definitely no good words, and when he saw that I was about to raise his hand again, he hurriedly hugged the back of his head and shouted: "Eh, eh...... Talk, talk, always move hands and feet, how uncivilized the fuck is! ”

I thought it was funny in my heart, how fucking civilized are you? But in order to prevent my junior brother from gaining an inch, I still said with a serious face: "Then say it well." ”

"I'm going to say it well." The junior brother snorted, and continued: "At first, I thought it was a stinky ditch, because the smell of the water was very strong, but when I smelled it carefully, it didn't seem to be a smell, it was a bit like a ...... The smell of disinfectant water in the hospital, but it was much stronger than that, and in short, it smelled so uncomfortable that I almost vomited. And after I went down, I found that it wasn't too deep, and when I was calm, the water was just above my head, and at this time, I thought if I could stand up first, get my nose out, damn it, and reduce the amount of air intake, right? Thinking about it, I took out the flashlight and pinned it to my waist, I was still under the water at that time, so as soon as the flashlight was turned on, I found another very strange thing, yes, I have never seen such a clear stinky water ditch, even twenty or thirty meters away can see clearly. ”

"The more I saw it, the more strange I became, because there were no fucking impurities in this stinky gutter, no fish, no insects, no plankton...... In short, it's scary-clean, it's easy to think of the Paracel Islands in the South China Sea, where the water is so fucking clean, but the only difference, and the most weird, is that the water in the South China Sea is clear, but it has fish, shrimp, and coral...... But here, there is nothing to breathe except for the master! I was feeling a sigh in my heart, and I immediately felt that there was something wrong with the water! ”

Seeing that Qiao Qi nodded sympathetically, the junior brother continued: "So, my first reaction is to go ashore. I quickly observed my surroundings and found that it was an underground river in an east-west direction, and I couldn't see the end of the flashlight to the east, so I turned around in the water and found that it was better to the west, as if I could faintly see a wall. Then, I wanted to stand up first, but I couldn't keep the whole body, and I could leave his upper body. Thinking about it, I stepped on the ground in the water, and as soon as I got together, the soles of my feet suddenly slipped, damn it, my ass almost didn't break into four petals for the master! ”

"At the time, I thought that because of the water, the ground at the bottom of the river might have been smoothed, so I didn't pay much attention to it, and got up again, hey, damn it, it's evil, this time I fell to the master again, and I fucking hit the ground with my ass!" The junior brother paused, suddenly looked at me solemnly and said, "Senior brother, I understand you this time, you always set fire to the piece of meat on your buttocks, it's really fucking unbearable!" ”

"Oh? Brother Qianyi also ......" As he spoke, Qiao Qi's eyes swirled straight to my ass, and he looked dignified.

My face immediately turned red, and I glared at my junior brother, this kid was quite clever, and waved his hand to Qiao Qi and said, "Hey, hey, don't interrupt!" Let's move on. As the saying goes, this thing can be repeated over and over again, not again and again, and if you can make me fall twice in the same place, I want to see what it is. I turned the flashlight down, whether it was Sister Guanyin's night pot or the Jade Emperor's underwear, I was fully mentally prepared, but who knows, damn it, it was actually a very white and very white stone. ”

"If you want to say how big that stone is, you really don't believe it, senior brother, that stone almost completely covered the road surface at the bottom of the river, without even a single crack, hey, I'm surprised, there is such a complete large stone under this sky? That's a fucking strange stone, what's the matter, I've got to buckle a piece too! Thinking about it, I'll touch the dagger, senior brother, you know, I've always been a man of action, let's do what I say, I'm not soft at all, hehe...... But I went down with this knife, my God, I actually poked a big hole in that strange stone at once! ”

"I was dumbfounded at the time, what the hell is this bullshit strange stone, so soft, the same as cold powder, this is not typical of selling dog meat on the head of a sheep, bullying our honest people! How unreasonable! Thinking about it, I slashed it a few more times, I wanted to relieve my anger, who knows, these knives went down, slowly, I fucking cut out the feeling, that feel ...... "Senior brother, you are studying medicine, you must be no stranger to ......"