Chapter 283: Trick Him

"You've got a little smaller!" Shangguan Wushuang suddenly looked at Gu Yuqing's chest and said. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Yours is quite big, how do you grow?" Gu Yuqing didn't mind.

"I've got breast enlargement!" Shangguan Wushuang said.

"How did you do it, I want to get it too! But I'm not at ease, I need a safe way! Gu Yuqing's face turned red and said.

"If you want to be like me, I have a solution!" Shangguan Wushuang said with a smile.

"What's the solution?" Gu Yuqing asked puzzled.

"Eat watermelon! It can grow as big as a watermelon! Shangguan Wushuang said nonsense.

"Pull it down, I've also eaten watermelon, and there is no change!" Gu Yuqing wondered.

"That's your method is wrong, you have to have a matching method!" Shangguan Wushuang said.

"And will you?" Gu Yuqing asked.

"Of course I would, otherwise why would my boobs be so big!" Shangguan Wushuang puffed up his chest and said.

"Then you have time, can you help me?" Gu Yuqing asked with a smile.

"It's easy to say, who made us friends, I'll help you when I have time!" Shangguan Wushuang said.

"Then it's decided, I still have to leave beforehand, call me if something happens!" After Gu Yuqing and Shangguan Wushuang exchanged phone numbers, they left!

"How's the investigation going?" Huang Liang immediately ran over and asked.

"I don't think it's her!" Shangguan Wushuang shook his head and said.

"Then you've been talking for so long!" Huang Liang said with a disdainful expression.

"Beautiful woman, I love to say a few more words!" Shangguan Wushuang said with a smile.

"Cut! You're a woman, are you going to be gay? Huang Liang laughed.

"Less! We have a mission! Shangguan Wushuang said seriously.

When the two were talking and laughing, Director Huang and Dean Fang and others came out, Director Huang had a gloomy face, and Dean Fang had a smile on his face, "The management of your college is also too poor, I was injured in the lounge, you must find out this matter for me, and see which student did it, this kind of student must be expelled from school!" ”

Dean Fang sweated on the top of his head, and hurriedly nodded: "Director Huang, don't worry, I will definitely investigate this matter strictly, catch the student who beat you, and punish him severely!" ”

"Well, and that Hu Li, it's too unusual, I heard that she has an indecent style, and she seems to be engaged in some kind of teacher-student relationship, you also have to investigate this matter well. This kind of teacher-student love must be eliminated, it will affect the atmosphere of the college, if a teacher-student love atmosphere is formed, then what kind of system! Director Huang crossed his hands on his waist and rubbed his crotch with his hands from time to time, this is Huang Liang's mercy at his feet, otherwise he would not only be sad for Dandan! Then it's a scream of eggs!

Dean Fang nodded again and again, "Yes, I will investigate immediately, you can rest assured that this matter will be dealt with seriously, if Hu Li really has a teacher-student relationship, I will order her to stop writing and checking!" ”

Huang Liang, who was in the distance, immediately became angry when he heard this, and was about to rush up to beat Director Huang violently, Shangguan Wushuang saw his anger, "Don't be impulsive, we can't reveal our identities until the mission is completed." ”

While speaking, Director Huang suddenly saw Huang Liang, he felt very familiar, this guy was the one who kicked his crotch, "Dean Fang, he is the student who beat me!" He pointed at Huang Liang and Shangguan Wushuang.

Dean Fang saw Shangguan Wushuang and Huang Liang, and beckoned to them, "Come here!" ”

Shangguan Wushuang and Huang Liang walked up to Director Huang and Dean Fang, "Director Huang, who beat you?" ”

Director Huang pointed at Huang Liang, "It's him!" ”

Dean Fang said to Huang Liang solemnly: "Classmate Jiang Fu, why did you beat Director Huang?" ”

Huang Liang pretended to be confused and said, "I didn't beat Director Huang?" Huang Liang knew that as long as he didn't admit it, Director Weasel had no choice.

Dean Fang looked at Director Huang, "Director, did you recognize the wrong person?" ”

Director Huang shook his head and said, "It's him, it's him who rushed into the lounge and kicked me!" ”

"Director Huang, did you recognize the wrong person, I have been with Jiang Fu, when we heard Teacher Hu Li shouting in the lounge, we rushed into the lounge together, and saw that a pervert was insulting Teacher Hu Li, Jiang Fu kicked the pervert in order to save Teacher Hu Li, and the pervert ran away, do you say that pervert will be Director Huang?" Shangguan Wushuang looked at Dean Fang and Director Huang with a smile.

Director Huang's face immediately became very ugly, he looked at Shangguan Wushuang, and said, "Of course that pervert won't be me." ”

Dean Fang hurriedly nodded and said, "Yes, yes, of course the person who disrespects Hu Li will not be Director Huang." ”

"Then it's impossible for Jiang Fu to beat Director Huang, right?" Shangguan Wushuang looked at Director Huang and said.

Director Huang can only swallow his teeth in his stomach, the bird is beaten in vain, and he can't admit that he is the pervert! "Uh, I saw the wrong person, I only saw the back of the person at the time, mistaken!"

"Dean Fang, you must investigate who the person who insulted Teacher Hu Li is, he turned his back to us at that time, and he didn't see his face clearly, but there are some clues to find that person!" Shangguan Wushuang showed a mysterious look.

Director Huang was shocked: "What clues do you have?" He was afraid that Shangguan Wushuang would say strong evidence that he had insulted Hu Li in the common room.

Shangguan Wushuang said with a smile: "That's Huang Liang kicked the pervert's crotch, just check the crotch to find that pervert!" ”

Director Huang subconsciously touched his crotch, there was still a faint pain in that place, he didn't know that Shangguan Wushuang had done his hands and feet now, and in the future, he would find that the thing shrank like a turtle, and it couldn't shrink!

"Nonsense, do you want to check everyone's crotch! I'll look into this matter, so go back, and if there's anything you need help with, I'll look for you. Dean Fang had already seen Director Huang's face sink, his hand was rubbing his crotch from time to time, and he immediately separated Shangguan Wushuang and Huang Liang.

"Okay! Here we go! When Shangguan Wushuang turned around, he flicked his arm and touched Director Huang's crotch, "Ah! Director Huang immediately screamed.

Shangguan Wushuang immediately smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it just now, where did I touch you, I'll help you rub it?" Shangguan Wushuang looked anxious.

Director Huang was angry in his heart, where was he faintly painful, but now he was touched, and it became even more painful, although Shangguan Wushuang is also a beauty, but now in this situation, there is no interest, and it is not good to have a seizure at the moment, "It's okay, it's okay!" He had to say it was fine.

"Oh, it's okay, then we'll go back." Shangguan Wushuang and Huang Liang walked towards the dormitory.

As soon as the two of them walked away, Director Huang's stomach immediately rumbled, his face changed immediately, and he ran towards the toilet with his stomach covered. At this time, Shangguan Wushuang and Huang Liang saw Director Huang running towards the toilet, and Shangguan Wushuang whispered: "I see that there are still two vacant seats in the toilet, let's go and occupy it and let the weasel pull it to his pants." (To be continued.) )