On a hundred postures for fainting

Tu Yanli quipped: "How do you know that Jiang Cheng won't pour it for you, in case he really pours it, will you really drink it?" ”

"How is that possible?" Gongsun Du raised his eyebrows and said, "Even if it is another hundred years, this kid in Jiangcheng will not pour wine and water for me, so there is no case." Besides, if he does pour out, I'll have to give him face and drink. ”

When Jiang Chengjun heard this, he silently picked up the wine jug and poured a full glass of wine on the table in front of Gongsun Duan.

Gongsun Dusk said with a broken face: "I'm just kidding." ”

That expression made people laugh, Shi Juan and the others laughed crookedly, and even Xue Linlin, who had always been in a low mood, laughed very happily.

Gongsun Du said depressedly: "Don't laugh, hurry up and get down to business." This is the wine I bought from 'Drunken Dream', we changed the wine in the jug, and then everyone drank a glass to lower their guard. ”

The heavy responsibility of changing wine is borne by Jiang Chengjun, and it is obvious that he is very good at this.

The flask was not big, it was empty when it was poured, and now the glasses they had in hand were full.

Shi Juan stood up with a wine glass and said, "Come, let's clink glasses." I wish the sisters their faces will not change and their youth will be permanent. ”

Everyone followed suit, and she was no exception. But Gongsun Du said dissatisfiedly: "Hey, don't bring this." Jiang Cheng and I are pure masters, can you change the congratulations! ”

Shi Juan couldn't help but smile, and then said: "How about the red face doesn't change the blue face?"

"Not good." Gongsun Twilight rolled his eyes.

"Then change to Qingshan and not change, and the friendship will last forever?" Shi Juan said.

"This is good!" Gongsun Du smiled with satisfaction: "Qingshan does not change, friendship lasts forever, toast to friendship!" ”

"Qingshan does not change, friendship lasts forever, toast to friendship!" Everyone said in unison.

The glasses clamed together with a crisp sound. It was accompanied by the laughter of everyone. She silently recited that sentence in her heart: Qingshan does not change, and friendship lasts forever.

Looking at the smiling faces of the people in front of her, she believed that their feelings at this moment were real. But what about a year later? And two years from now?

I hope they can really stay the same, and their friendship will last forever.

After sitting down. Tu Yanli frowned and said, "It's a hidden thing from them now, but what's wrong with these drinks and dishes?" How should we react? Do you want to pretend to be unconscious or pretend to be poisonous? ”

Belch. It's a real problem, and they don't know how long it will take to react.

Gongsun Dui cut and said: "You don't have to think so much about pretending to be casual, girls just like to think too much, troublesome!" ”

"What's wrong with the, you weren't born by a?" Shi Juan glared at Gongsun Dui and said.

Gongsun Du said: "Of course it is, my mother always thinks too much, troublesome!" ”

Shi Juan looked at Gongsun Du and said suspiciously, "Aren't you in pain?" ”

"What? It doesn't hurt. Gongsun Dusk was puzzled.

Jiang Chengjun raised his head and looked at Shi Juan and said, "You just stepped on my foot." ”

Shi Juan: ""

Tu Yanli said with a smile: "Can you stop making trouble?" Look at the situation, we're in the dungeon, and we don't want to clear the customs. You don't take it seriously. We're going to be wiped out. ”

They laughed constantly, and the people around them looked this way, and the little two also looked at this side from time to time.

Gongsun Dui lowered his voice and said, "Don't hesitate, just now." Everyone can be dizzy as much as they want, but they must pay attention to their acting skills and be realistic. ”

After saying this, Gongsun Du covered his neck with his hands in a painful expression, and squeezed out a sentence from his throat very vividly: "Wine is poisonous." ”

Gongsun Twilight staggered to his feet after speaking, and the chair was brought down by him. Then he leaned back in his chair and rolled his eyes and fainted.

Next, a dozen of them staged all kinds of fainting methods, and none of them were the same!

The wine glass that Jiang Chengjun held in his hand fell to the ground with a snap and shattered into pieces. And he slid to the ground on the edge of the table and lay dizzy.

Tu Yanli rubbed his eyebrows, and then lay on the table 'weakly', while Shi Juan hugged his stomach and exclaimed exaggeratedly: "It hurts." Who's going to save me. Then with a thud, he fell on Tu Yanli's body.

Xue Linlin and Chu Lan hugged each other miserably. After saying the lines, they fainted.

The one named Mengmeng Xiong took out something and stuffed it into her mouth, and the corners of her mouth overflowed with 'blood'. Then he spurted out a mouthful of blood and cried out in pain, "I don't want to die."

The most exaggerated is a female player named Little Lady of Ink Shadow, whose performance is simply a complete story.

She first held her head in her hands and groaned in pain, and cried out in her mouth, "Why! Why! Why is this happening! ”

Then the moans turned into bitter tears, and she cried and shouted, "I don't want to, I'm not wrong, the wrong ones are obviously you!" ”

In the end, the bitter cry turned into a wail, if she wasn't in the know, I really thought something was wrong with her! At this time, she had already dizzed, she stood up and staggered away, and suddenly shouted: "Even if I become a ghost, I will not let you go." Then she fell to the ground, and she was fine, but she was pitiful for the man she was crushing underneath.

It was the flowing water that was pressed, and when the little lady of the ink shadow fell, she let out a muffled snort, but fortunately, the sound was not loud.

In the blink of an eye, their table all collapsed, and the ground next to the table was full of people, and there were a few lying on the table.

Their performances were so wonderful that she was so fascinated by them that she didn't have time to faint. The people around her looked at her in amazement, and she suddenly felt so embarrassed.

A man stared at her with a blank look in his eyes, his eyes full of shock, but there seemed to be a little bit of anticipation.

Expect? That's right, it's her turn.

She jerked to her feet and cried out in horror, "What's wrong, what's wrong with you." Help, come on! ”

This is already her limit, and after shouting the lines, she immediately held her forehead and made her dizzy. Then he fell to his knees 'weakly', and finally fell to the ground to join the army of fainters.

But she seemed to have kicked something as she fell, only to hear the sound of the table and then the plate breaking. Her eyes secretly opened a gap, and she saw Gongsun Dui, who was leaning on the side of the stool, with soup and vegetables on his face, and the fragments of the plate were all around.

She closed her eyes guiltily, saying that Gongsun Dui is really dedicated, so she can't move at all.

There was silence all around, and she was so nervous that she was breathing a lot lighter. At this time, a voice said: "I said, how many drugs did you take, didn't you say that you only gave sweat medicine to make them faint." ”

"I've only got one." The voice was the little er, and his tone was full of confusion.

"Then why did they react so strangely, this one seemed to be hit by arsenic, this one was like eating rat poison by mistake. And that, she is like she has been hit by the high-grade poison of 'Yi Hongchen', where did you get such a high-grade medicine? The voice that asked Xiao Er's words said.

Xiao Er replied: "I really don't have it, it's the most common sweat medicine." It may be a problem of personal physique, or it may be that the pharmaceutical company is too irresponsible. Some messy things were added to the medicine, so the sweat medicine became highly toxic. ”

She endured so hard that she didn't laugh, don't worry, she will soon know the truth of the matter.

The voice said, "Don't care, deal with them first." The woman stripped off her clothes, tied her hands and feet together, and dragged her to the firewood room and locked up. The man also stripped and washed it, and then sent it to the owner to enjoy.

The woman stripped naked and tied up and locked up, she understood. But the man has to wash it and give it to the owner to enjoy? How to enjoy? Is it to eat, to eat, or to eat?

Before they had time to think about it, someone had already walked towards them. If she doesn't get up again, she will be stripped naked, she quickly opened her eyes and took out the Fufeng Sword and stood up, and the others also quickly took out their weapons and stood up, after all, no one wants to be stripped naked.

"You're not unconscious? You deceive! Xiao Er exclaimed.

Nonsense!

There was a man with a goatee standing next to Xiao Er, and when he saw them wake up, he turned around and ran towards the gate.

Xiao Erwei laughed and said, "It turns out that you didn't drink, but even then you don't want to leave here alive." Above. ”

After finishing speaking, he stepped back, and the people who were originally sitting in the lobby on the first floor eating and drinking surrounded them under Xiao Er's order.

There were forty or fifty of them, and there were only 15 of them!

"Sister Shiyan." Gongsun Twilight opened his mouth and called her: "Can you look at it when you fall, it really hurts when the plate hits your face." After saying that, he wiped it on his face.

Well, she really doesn't have a heart. Hurriedly took out a handkerchief and handed it over, "Sorry, I didn't notice the stool." ”

Gongsun Du took the handkerchief and wiped his face and said, "Alas, forget it, who made me a person who was born to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade." After typing the dungeon, just treat me to a big meal. ”

Shi Juan said loudly: "Gongsun, don't chirp crookedly, you give a little strength, if you behave well, I will also invite you to have a big meal!" ”

"Is there our share, Captain Leader, we will also behave well." Dream Dream Bear Road.

"Yes, both. I'm in for a treat, count it mine. Shi Juan said angrily.

At this time, those people had already approached them, and Gongsun Du and Jiang Cheng immediately raised their swords to meet them, and she also hurriedly swung her sword and stabbed at the nearest person.

The information of these people also came out.

The demonized people, the blood bar is not thick, and the movement is also very slow and quite easy to deal with.

In an instant, seven or eight had fallen, and everyone was in good spirits, and the attack became more and more awe-inspiring.

And she can kill almost one out of every three swords, but in a moment, she slaughters a dozen demonized people. In addition to her strength being pretty good, her level was also a few levels higher than that of the monsters, so she easily broke through their defenses.

So these forty or fifty people were quickly swept away, and Shi Juan looked at her in surprise and said, "Shi Yan, you are so powerful, can I ask you what level you are?" ”

She glanced at Shi Juan but smiled silently. (To be continued......)