Chapter 136 Energy Conservation and Environmental Protection (Subscription Requested)
The consequences of alcoholic fermentation are really endless, and Kang Xing's good deeds have not yet been understood.
However, she has seen the gratifying results of Fat Yang Gang and Yu Meimei. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Fat masculine is becoming more and more masculine, orchid fingers and people appear less and less, and the good deeds believe that they will definitely be gone in the end, and Yu Meimei is becoming more and more shy, from being able to brag and fart with fat masculine as if no one else was around, and now she doesn't dare to look directly at Fat Doctor.
For this reason, Dr. Fat was very distressed and specially came to his fellow villagers for a solution.
"Shanshan, does Xingyan have an opinion about me? Why did you ignore me? ”
Shanxing was too lazy to care about his, but thinking about the fat people who ate into her stomach, she was still kind enough to be a guiding light.
"What did you say to you when you were drunk last time, do you still have an impression?"
The fat masculine big cake face turned red, and the twisted orchid fingers came up again, "I... I... I didn't say anything! ”
Shanxing sneered, she heard it all and thought about it, dead fat!
"Open your eyes and tell nonsense!" Shanxing glanced at the fat doctor, and then thought of putting the 100,000 principal in his hand, and kindly reminded again:
"Xingyan ignores you, which means that she is shy, and it also shows that she is starting to treat you as a man!"
"What do you mean? Why aren't people men anymore? "Fat masculine is angry, in the face of the dignified issue of gender, a man will be erect!
Shanxing glared at him: "Did I say that you are not a man?" It's your Yu Meimei who didn't treat you as a man before, and now she is starting to think about your gender, of course she will be shy! ”
"What then? Xingyan doesn't talk to me, I feel uncomfortable! "The fat and masculine big fat hand made Xizi hold his heart, and he was so cold that he shivered several times.
"You're a fart? This is a good thing, it means that you have successfully promoted from a male girlfriend to a male intimate friend in Xingyan's mind, and you are only half a step away from your boyfriend, fatty, work hard, take out your masculinity, and pick the bright flower of Xingyan, I am optimistic about you! ”
Shanxing patted the fat masculine thick shoulder heavily, and said that his heart was full of joy, his face was smiling, his eyes were shining with golden light, and a beautiful wedding march sounded in his ears.
"Shanshan, do you think I have to drink again? The ancients did not deceive me, a beautiful woman with wine! The fat masculine blinked his starry eyes and smiled in confusion.
Shanxing couldn't help but itch his hands and patted a few five-finger cakes on the fat man's head, and shouted: "Just the amount of wine you poured in that glass, don't embarrass your father!" ”
"Okay, hurry up to the fourth floor to find your sister Xingyan, don't bother me, I still have to call my family Kang Ri!" Good deeds impatiently drive out people.
Fat Yang just flattened his mouth, didn't dare to resist the fierce good deeds, got up and went to the fourth floor, and when he walked to the door, the good deeds came again: "Fat man, you pick up girls and return to pick up girls, you can have a snack for stock speculation, if you lose my 100,000 yuan, I will make a blank slip when you get married!" ”
The fat masculine walked out with a heart stopper, and kept chattering in his mouth: I used to pat my chest and promise that it would be okay to lose, and I wouldn't blame others, but now I have to play a white strip, it's really fickle, no wonder it's called Shanshan, or his Xingyan sister!
The game on Kangri's side is in full swing, fifteen into ten, ten into seven, seven into five, five into three, three into one, every game is so intense, and it is so heart-wrenching.
This time, Kang Xing is no longer as ignorant as before, he pays money and efforts to find friends, Kang Xing's SMS voting has always been far ahead, and his fame on the Internet is also very big, it can be said that even if Kang Xing can't win the championship this time, he can be regarded as a success!
And Mao Ruping's little lover was lucky enough to rush into the top ten, but was eliminated when ten into seven, no matter how strong Mao Ruping's energy is, it is useless.
After all, this Song Yufan's reputation is really unpleasant, he is raised by an old woman, and he has plastic surgery, no matter how strong this Song Yufan's strength is, it is impossible for the program team to let such a controversial contestant advance.
What's more, this Song Yufan's strength is nothing more than that, and it is inevitable to eliminate it.
It's already the beginning of November, and the seven-in-five knockout round is about to be held, Kang Ri is also in intense training, and his mentor is the judge with facial paralysis in the previous audition, named Zhang Jun, who is a very famous music producer.
Zhang Jun has always admired Kang Ri, when Kang Ri lost to Song Yufan in the Z provincial division, he was so angry that he quarreled with the program team, he can be regarded as a lover, and he also took care of Kang Ri in the finals.
Now that he has become Kang Ri's mentor, he will take more care of it, and of course he will be more strict, with a strict teacher's demeanor, and the poison of his words has made Kang Ri's young master unbearable temper several times, but he still endured it, knowing that Zhang Jun is a good word!
But of course there are grievances in his heart, when did he become the little master of the Kang family, when was he scolded like a turtle grandson?
"Shanshan, Mr. Zhang's words are too ugly, my dad has never scolded me like that!" After being scolded again one day, Kang Ri found a secluded corner and poured bitter water in front of his girlfriend.
Good deeds also found a secluded corner to comfort her boyfriend.
"Teacher Zhang, he has such a temper, but he is very good, you just treat him as if he is out of love, and he is in a bad mood for a while, let him scold a few words to vent his anger."
Kang Ri couldn't help laughing, "I think it's quite possible, Mr. Zhang looks like that and he is dissatisfied, and he is angry, and he must have not cooked for a long time." ”
Zhang Jun, who had scolded Kang and had a little regret in his heart, came over and wanted to say a few soft words to Kang Ri, but it happened that he heard his words that hurt him, and mild facial paralysis immediately turned into severe facial paralysis.
The stinky boy is still in the mood to tease him, which means that he didn't scold hard enough before, and he will increase his efforts in the future!
Poor Kang Ri didn't know yet that a storm was coming!
Although the good deeds said so, he also felt sorry for his boyfriend in his heart, and he thought of a way with a roll of his eyes: "Don't they all say that eating people has a soft mouth, or I will make more delicious food and send it over, your teacher Zhang should be a little affectionate when he eats, right?" ”
Kang Ri's eyes lit up, "This method is good, Shanshan, the things you make are so delicious, Teacher Zhang must like to eat them, he won't scold me if he eats them!" ”
Zhang Jun's eyes outside also lit up, the aftertaste of the beef jerky he ate last time was still wandering in his mouth, Kang Ri's little girlfriend's skills are really good, this can be had.
"I think Mr. Zhang likes to eat beef jerky, Mr. Zhang ate a lot of beef jerky you sent last time, looking at the small body, his appetite is quite good, and I don't know where all those things have gone? It's not energy-saving and environmentally friendly at all! Kang Ri began to talk again.
I don't understand good deeds, what is the connection between eating more and energy conservation and environmental protection?
Zhang Jun: Lao Tzu also wants to know!
"Of course there is a connection, Mr. Zhang's thin person eats so much but doesn't grow meat, that is to say, those foods are bare in his intestines, and nothing is left and just excreted like this, isn't it a waste, and there are so many poops discharged, causing environmental pollution, isn't it environmentally friendly?"
The good deeds are disgusting in the chest when they hear it, and they are dead on the day of Kang, how can they eat their lunch after a while?
Zhang Jun's heart was a little soft under the temptation of food just now, and it instantly hardened: Little bastard, you didn't scold hard enough! (To be continued.) )