Tang Qin seemed to feel Hu Xuewen's gaze that was about to kill him, peeling the skin, cramping, pouring oil, frying, steaming, stewing, and stuffing to vent his anger. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info He suddenly remembered a news he had seen a few days ago, the news said that a husband was killed by his wife at home for splitting his legs, and then the wife peeled off his skin, cut off his head and hung it on the door, the intact skin hung there, the heart was dug out and eaten by himself, and the meat was stewed in a big pot of soup and distributed to the neighbors and partners, and the matter was exposed a week later, but at that time, the neighbors had already eaten up the meat...... Tang Qin suddenly felt that he was in some danger ---- split his legs...... Well, he seems to account for this part of the indicator as well, so ...... No, no, no, a little angel like Hu Xuewen shouldn't do such a heartbreaking thing, right?

Hu Xuewen seemed to feel Tang Qin's somewhat strange gaze, so she touched her face, and only then did she realize that maybe her gaze was too fierce just now? So she immediately restrained herself and asked, "Why do you think of me like this?" ”

"I didn't ...... It's nothing ......," Tang Qin naturally wouldn't say what he was thinking in his heart.

said so, but he still stretched out his salty pig hand in vain, secretly grabbed Hu Xuewen's pair of Hao wrists from under the desk, and gently kneaded them in the palms of his two hands. Hu Xuewen did struggle at first, because when she thought of the scene she had made herself amorous just now, her face was hot, but it was just ...... Tang Qin's technique is so skillful, she is too comfortable to pinch! Unexpectedly, after a while, she couldn't bear to withdraw her hand, so she simply let Tang Qin put her little hand in his palm and fiddle with it......

"How? Comfortable, right? Tang Qin asked proudly.

"Hmm...... It's okay. Hu Xuewen was a little absent-minded and said duplicitously.

How could Tang Qin not see it, but he didn't directly pierce it, but instead smiled, and continued to help Hu Xuewen knead the acupoints on his hands, wrists, and even arms, from the Three Yang Meridian to the Three Yin Meridians in the upper limbs, all the acupoints that relieved fatigue were relaxed and pinched one by one.

The faces of the two of them still look like they are listening to the class seriously, outsiders can't see it at all, after all, Tang Qin doesn't need to look at it at all, by pressing it, you can know the exact location of each acupoint on your hand, such a set of "blind mode" massage down, Hu Xuewen can't listen to the class because it's too comfortable, Tang Qin is completely empty, and it's impossible to listen to the class, all his thoughts are now focused on -----Well, Hu Xuewen's little hands are really slippery! It's so tender!

"You... When did you learn massage? Hu Xuewen finally couldn't help but ask. If it weren't for the fact that she was in class right now, she would have narrowed her eyes and moaned. Tang Qin's technique was so comfortable, she was even thinking that if this was not massaged on her hands, but on other parts of her body------ oops, her pretty face was red, and she didn't know what mess she was thinking.

"To be exact, this is called massage, you know?" Tang Qin said with a smile.

"Tuina? Oh yes! You know Chinese medicine, I almost forgot! Hu Xuewen looked at Tang Qin with admiration.

Tang Qin made this Nizi's adoring gaze embarrassed, touched his nose and said: "Well, there is a technique of massage in traditional Chinese medicine, which is to dredge the qi of the human body in the meridians of the human body through the acupoints of the human body, so as to achieve the purpose of smoothing the qi, dredging the intestines, and removing the pathology." ”

"What you said is profound, I don't understand, anyway." Hu Xuewen smiled a little embarrassedly. She didn't understand what Tang Qin said at all.

"Well, let's keep it simple." Tang Qin said.

"What is it?" Hu Xuewen looked like a curious baby.

"It's just---- I didn't expect you to understand!" Tang Qin rolled his eyes and said.

“……”

"Massage is still very helpful for you, not only to relieve fatigue." Tang Qin pretended to be mysterious, but he couldn't hold back a smile in his eyes.

Being hung by Tang Qin like this, Hu Xuewen's interest suddenly rose, after all, Tang Qin's massage techniques are so good, Hu Xuewen is also curious, what will he say will help her the most? In addition to fatigue, do you have any problems that need to be solved by massage? However---- she doesn't seem to have any problems, she is healthy and happy.

"Ahem...... Massage can also enlarge breasts, you...... Want to try it? Tang Qin finally laughed out loud: "Depending on the individual's physique, maybe you can enlarge one or even two cups?" Would you like to give it a try? ”

"You're going to die!"

At this moment, Hu Xuewen finally understood that she was being teased by Tang Qin, and she pulled her hand back angrily.

At this time, both of her hands were hot and hot, and as soon as she withdrew from Tang Qin's big palm, she felt a burst of comfort, as if the afterglow of Tang Qin's kneading was still spreading on her skin and palms, and it had not dissipated for a long time.

Tang Qin didn't grab her hand again, and after smiling, he started to play with his mobile phone. He originally wanted to ask Hu Xuewen to listen carefully for the rest of the time, after all, it's not good to always disturb her when he sits next to her, and it doesn't matter if he doesn't study, he can't always disturb others to study, right? He knew that Hu Xuewen had applied for a work-study program, and if her grades did not meet the standards by then, it would not be good for him to blame.

It's a pity that this Nizi passed his massage, where can he still calm down to learn, and after a while, he couldn't bear it anymore, quietly approached, and asked, "Let me ask you a question." ”

"What?" Tang Qin put down his hand and was fighting. Earth. The Lord's phone.

"Tell me, don't you often help other girls...... That one? ”

"Which one?" Three question marks appeared in Tang Qin's brain, and the question marks kept magnifying.

"That's it." Hu Xuewen stomped her feet angrily, this guy is deliberately pretending to be stupid, right?

"Which one ------?" was told by Hu Xuewen like this, Tang Qin was even more confused. The second monk was puzzled. If it's really a woman's mind, you can't even guess.

"Help other girls with massage, breast enlargement?"

"Poof"

Tang Qin suddenly couldn't hold back, and the phone flipped to the ground. There was too much movement for a while, and the whole class looked at him, and even the old man with the professor put down the textbook, pushed the depth glasses, and said to Tang Qin with a smile: "What's the matter, young man, what makes you so excited?" Hey, it turned out to be you, this kid, who just came in wearing short-sleeved shorts, and his body is very strong! ”

"Uh, professor...... I ......" Tang Qin stood up and accepted the laughter of the crowd.

Looking at the side, Hu Xuewen had already buried her head in her arms and lay on the desk, her whole body trembling, obviously trying to laugh Tang Qin to death. Tang Qin was helpless, so he had to smile bitterly and replied indiscriminately: "It's nothing, it's nothing, you can go to class, I'm sorry." ”

The professor pushed his deep eyes in surprise, and looked at Tang Qin several times again, originally thought that this young man was a master who didn't like to study, but he was such an impetuous person, but he understood the basic politeness that college students lack the most, which made the professor not think of it at all. At the moment, it was no longer easy to "embarras" Tang Qin, so he asked Tang Qin a question that he thought was very simple. "It's okay, it's okay, if you laugh, it means that my lecture is more vivid------ then that's good, since you've stood up, I'll ask you a question."

"You ask." Tang Qin said stubbornly. It's a big deal to stay for a while, he directly said that he didn't know, no way, who let him not listen to the lecture just now.

But the question the professor asked the next moment had nothing to do with the course at all, which surprised everyone, including Tang Qin, only to hear the professor suddenly ask: "Do you know what is the most beautiful thing in this world?" ”

"It's so simple, you don't have to think about it!"

"yes, yes, how could a professor ask such a simple question? Why didn't you ask him a more difficult one? ”

"That's it! That's a simple question! I remember the first sentence of the first lesson he gave us was: 'The most beautiful thing in the world is a gemstone, otherwise why would so many women be crazy about it?' It means that he just wants Tang Qin to answer like this! ”

"It's so unchallenging! It was completely guiding Tang Qin to answer in his direction. ”

The people in the classroom whispered, and they all felt that this question was too convenient to answer, even if Tang Qin didn't listen to the lecture and heard their voices, he should know how to answer......

However, immediately afterward, the second thing that surprised everyone happened again.

Just when everyone thought that Tang Qin was about to answer the word "gem", Tang Qin thought seriously and replied: "I think that the most beautiful thing in the world should be a woman." ”

"Poof!"

Everyone was stunned!

Including professors!

"Oh? Then tell me, why do you think the most beautiful thing in the world is a woman? The professor pushed his glasses and asked with interest. He couldn't help but look at Tang Qin again, and when he saw it, he suddenly felt that although Tang Qin was wearing a strange outfit, he was quite talented.

"Because ......" Tang Qin felt that he had dug a deep hole for himself, so he simply did not answer directly, and asked the professor instead: "Professor, you must have a wife, right?" Do you think she's beautiful? ”

“----”

The professor was stunned, and was asked by his own students in turn, but he was stunned: "Beautiful! ”

He was confused, but he thought it was quite interesting, and for the first time, he had a strong interest in a student of his own who was two rounds younger than him.

"Do you think she's the most beautiful thing in the world?"

"Yes!"

"Well, our lives are given by women, and most of our lives are spent with a woman----- I think, that's my answer." Tang Qin said. "In contrast, gemstones may only shine when they set off a woman, at most ---- be a foil. Ah, though, that's just my personal opinion, in fact, if you value them, they're valuable, and if they don't take them seriously, they're cheap. ”

"Good...... Ok, good, good! The professor said three good words in a row and took the lead in applauding.

Everyone was still in a daze when they listened to Tang Qin's words, and they also applauded one after another.

Tang Qin sat down, and while hiding his merits and fame, he also quietly breathed a sigh of relief, and finally let him pass this level with nonsense.

Hu Xuewen looked at him with a stunned gaze that was almost in disbelief as if she had met Tang Qin for the first time: "Hey...... I really didn't see it, how high is your ideological realm!? ……”

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