As soon as they heard that Kangxi was coming, everyone was stupid!

Brother Jiu was so frightened that his soul was not possessed, and he hugged Concubine Yi: "E-Niang, help!" Don't let the emperor see me like this! ”

Concubine Yi was at a loss for a moment, but the palace maid next to her reminded: "Master, hurry up and find a place to hide Brother Jiu!" Together with this foreigner...... Otherwise, it won't be good to get the word out! ”

"Hide...... Where are you hiding?! ”

"Hide in the bedroom!" The maiden said, "Let them hide in their beds!" The emperor will definitely not go in to see it! ”

Concubine Yi suddenly realized, she hurriedly asked Jiu Elder Brother and Si Jie Pan to hide in the bedroom in the backyard, and told them to hide in their bedroom.

The two palace maids, who were quite trusted, had the courage to give Brother Jiu and them the scattered things on the ground, and led them to the bedroom in a hurry.

Just in case, the maid opened the tent, let them get into bed, and put down the heavy gauze tent.

"In case the emperor has a whim, you have to come and see, Ninth Master, you will say that you have a headache and nausea, and you can't see the light, just don't let the emperor open the tent."

Brother Jiu smiled: "Bi Tao, you are always so kind to me." ”

Unexpectedly, the palace maid named Bi Tao said with tears in her eyes: "Your braids are gone, what can you do in the future......

With that, she put down the tent and wept away.

"Why is she so sad?" Sjepan asked curiously.

"How do I know!" Brother Jiu didn't have a good breath, "It's just that the braids are gone, and it's not that the little brother is gone." ”

Sjepan laughed at him.

"You're still laughing!" Brother Jiu glared at him fiercely, "Kangxi is in the front yard!" If he finds you hiding here, he will definitely give you a click, and your head will fall to the ground! ”

Sjepan suddenly didn't dare to laugh.

At this moment, it is early summer, the flowers and trees outside the window are sparse, the daylight is bright like flowing water, and the ninth elder brother looks at the shadow under the eaves and deduces that it is about one o'clock in the afternoon. The window is open, and there is a breeze that continues to blow into the bedroom, mixed with the fragrance of flowers, which is a gardenia, and Yifei loves gardenias. There was no one else here, and it was very quiet all around. The milk-colored gauze tent was blown to the ground, gently bulging, and falling slowly, with the occasional chirp of the yellow oriole under the porch, which made it even more quiet.

Brother Jiu sat cross-legged in the tent, checking the scattered things he had accidentally brought over.

"I brought my phone with me, and look, there was no signal. The Qing Dynasty is not good at this, and it is too inconvenient to contact. The wallet was not lost, but unfortunately this stack of credit cards that I just applied for was invalid after two swipes. The watch was also brought over, tsk, Rolex was worthless in the Qing Dynasty. What else? Yo, the dental floss for Lao Shi is still in his pocket, look, how much I love this kid! It's a pity that the big bag of souvenirs I bought was thrown into the hotel. ”

Sjepan slowly leaned over, and he picked up a small red tube: "What is this?" ”

Brother Nine gave him a blank look: "Anti-wolf spray." ”

Sjepan laughed, "How can this stuff be in your pocket?" ”

"In case anyone plots against me."

Sjepan smiled even more: "Are you a girl?" Yinyu, why are you so timid? ”

"It's not cowardice, it's just in case! Darn! Of course, you don't know what it's like to be eaten tofu all the time in a bar! ”

Sjepan couldn't help but laugh and said: "You have such a temper, you are eaten tofu, you can't beat the other party to death?" ”

"Idiot, you killed someone, you end it for me? Of course, it's easy to break someone's nose with a punch, but I have to go to the police station, once or twice, and it's not the way to go to the police station. You can't shoot guns, and you can't use controlled knives, so it still works. ”

He whispered, checked the equipment, and thought, should the red dragon be okay over there, right? Where the hell did they fall? Do you have all the stuff you need?

Sjepan sat next to him, he slowly straightened his legs, and yawned, "I'm so tired, Yinyu, can I lie down?" ”

Brother Jiu said angrily: "Lie down." Pull the quilt over and cover it yourself, so that you don't catch a cold. ”

So Sjepan lay down, pulled the quilt over again, and looked down at the pattern on it, and it was Tillian.

"Yinyu, your mother's quilt is so beautifully embroidered. In fact, your Eniang is also very good-looking. ”

Brother Nine snorted.

"Yinyu ......"

"What?"

"You cut your braids, what will you do?"

Brother Jiu couldn't answer.

In fact, he cut his braids tonight, and it was also a whim, he couldn't look past it, and he didn't want Shen Peilun to bully Sjepan, so he had to play such a play by himself.

…… I didn't think about it that much at the time.

I'm not a person who can't hold my breath, Brother Jiu thought to himself, what's wrong tonight? Why make such a big sacrifice for an outsider?

"I brought back the braids anyway." Brother Jiu took out his braid from the plastic bag and shook it, "It's better than nothing." When the hair grows long enough to tie up, the braid is connected and it should not be noticed. ”

"Yinyu ......"

"What are you doing?"

"Am I not going back?" Sjepan covered the quilt all the way to his nose and looked at Brother Nine with blinking eyes, "I can't go back to the institute, can I?" ”

Brother Nine glanced at him: "What do you say?" The driver of the Phantom must have been Yu Jin's man, he must not have known that I had the operating equipment in my hand, and he wanted me to be buried in the sea. He can't even care about you in the car. He has done this to you, such a ruthless and unrighteous person, do you still want to serve him? ”

Stepan grabbed the quilt with his hand, blinked, and didn't speak.

"I know, you were very depressed in Daqing, in fact, everyone is depressed, but that's much better than falling off a cliff, right? In the future life, let's find a way, there will always be a way out. You've been dragged down by me this time, I'm sorry, well, I've dragged you down more than once. ”

"Not so much...... Encumber. Sjepan whispered, wiltingly.

After a while.

"Yinyu ......"

"What's wrong again?"

"Are you really straight?"

As soon as Brother Jiu heard this, he was furious, and he threw the apple machine out with his hand, and smashed it right on Sjepan's head, making him grin in pain.

"Of course I'm straight! I'm the first in the universe! ”

Sjepan covered his head with his hands and looked at him with blank eyes: "But did you see the way the people in the bar looked at you tonight?" Those people are gay. ”

"Well, you're all calcium, I'm sodium chloride! That's it! ”

"No, it's not. Don't you really see that? They all treat you as gay, and you yourself said just now, you are always eaten tofu by men. Actually, I had this kind of doubt at first......"

Sjepan shut his mouth as Brother Nine glared at him.

In fact, Brother Jiu also knew that he had acted a little too much tonight, and he could also see the sticky and greasy gaze around him like spider silk, and when he walked out of that bar, Brother Jiu even felt that he felt like he had broken free from the hole of the spider spirit.

"I'm not gay." Brother Jiu finally calmed down and said, "I'm just a little chaotic in my aura." ”

"Yinyu ......"

"What are you doing?"

"Thank you today." Sjepan put his mouth under the covers and said in a buzzing voice, "Actually, I'm quite relieved tonight." ”

Brother Jiu smiled, turned his head, and went to break his mobile phone again.

was so stuffy in the tent that she was about to fall asleep, so Concubine Yi took the palace maid to the bedroom and lifted the tent.

"Come out quickly, you're gone," she patted her chest, "he has to ask, where is Lao Jiu?" The first Li Dequan said, Lao Jiu came to you, why didn't you see anyone? I said you've gone back, and he said, so fast? Is there something going on at home? I don't know what to say, you Amma won't be happy when you look at it. ”

"Hmph, he's not happy? I'm even more upset! I'm not happy to add no brains! ”

"Well, what's wrong with your kid today? Talking so openly......"

Brother Jiu climbed down from the bed, put on his leather shoes, and said, "E-niang, help, find a way to send me and this foreigner out of the palace, I really can't be seen anymore." ”

He didn't say that it was okay, but as soon as he said it, Concubine Yi's tears fell again: "What's wrong with you?" Lao Jiu, where are you obsessed? Not to mention that the braids are gone, the clothes are so short, and the pants are so tight, what is this like! Ugly...... It's so ugly that you can't even look at it! ”

Brother Jiu thought to himself, Hermes is still ugly? is worthy of my mother, this vision is so high that it is boundless!

But it was difficult to explain at the moment, so he had to comfort: "It's okay, Eniang, the hair can grow longer." Wouldn't it be nice to wait for them to bring me over and I'll put them back on? ”

Next to him, Si Jie Pan trembled and said: "Actually, I also think you don't look good like this, your mother is right, it's better to have a wide robe and big sleeves......"

"Shut up!" Brother Nine glared at him, "When is it your turn to express your opinion?" I have been on the cover of "Fashion" with the eighth master! You dare to say that I am not good-looking! ”

"I didn't say you weren't good-looking! I mean you look better in ancient costumes, really, modern clothes are too simple, and this style from the West is actually not suitable for Chinese. ”

"Shit! What is suitable for the whole world is not suitable for China?! It's clear that you foreign devils have bad intentions! Brother Jiu said smugly, "What's wrong with the Chinese?" Should the Chinese be confined to the zoo and give you the same sightseeing for hundreds of years? ”

"But you should keep the unique taste of your Orientals......"

"Come less! Smoking opium wrapped in little feet is super delicious! Is it necessary to keep it? I also told you that we flag people don't wrap women's feet! We are better than the Han people in this regard! ”

Sjepan muttered, "Where are you going to go?" I didn't say that. Besides, don't you want me to wear Tang costumes? said that I wore a robe and a horse coat like a copycat advertisement...... I'll listen to you. ”

Concubine Yi was listening to the clouds beside her, and she asked quietly, "Lao Jiu, what are you talking about?" ”

"It's nothing, E-Niang doesn't have to take it to heart." Brother Jiu hurriedly waved his hand, "I have to go back, Eniang, I can't go out during this time, my hair will grow in a few days, and I will enter the palace to see your old man." ”

At the mention of his braids, Concubine Yi cried: "Then how have you survived these few months!" Here and outside, let people see ......"

Brother Jiu sighed, why does everyone take braids so seriously? It's a braid and not a little brother, it won't grow if it's cut!

Then Brother Jiu changed into a robe and a horse coat, and got a hat, and he used a pin to hang the braid behind the hat, so that as long as he sat in the sedan chair and didn't shake it, people couldn't see that the braid and the head were actually separated. Sjepan sat across from him, his head bowed and sneering.

I'm doing burlesque here, I'm here. Brother Jiu died of depression.

Then he and Si Jie Pan sneaked into the sedan chair, and they didn't dare to make a big fanfare, so the group came out of the palace cautiously and avoided people's eyes and returned to the Nine Elder Brothers' Mansion.

Before he entered the mansion, Brother Jiu heard a mess in front of him, the sound of human voices and footsteps reverberated, and many people rushed in and out, as if they were in a hurry.

He and Si Jiepan got off the sedan chair, and were bumping into the housekeeper Wu Qiqi coming out of the house, and when he saw Brother Jiu, Wu Qiqi quickly stopped, wiping the sweat on his head with his hands!

"Master! You're finally back...... What's wrong with your braids! ”

When he got home, he took off his hat, his braid and head were immediately separated, and Wu Qiqi saw that his master's hair was as short as a monk's, and his face turned into an eggplant in fright!

"Don't worry about this yet, what's going on at home, it's such a mess!"

"Yes...... There is a strange thing falling from the sky and smashing in our back garden, just in time for Grandma Fujin to enjoy the lotus, but our Fujin is frightened! ”

"What's this strange thing?"

"Such a big bag! Half a room the size! There are two monsters out of it! One redhead and one white! ”

When Brother Jiu heard this, his eyes widened: "It's the red dragon!" Old Wu, hurry up! Go to the Eighth Master's Mansion and call my starling! ”

Before Wu Seventeen could answer, in the room, the eighth elder brother walked out of the hall.

"He called me over a long time ago." The eighth elder brother shook his fan, "Don't worry, the red dragon is already fine, I'm sending someone to call the fourth brother to them." ”

He walked up to Brother Jiu, looked at him, and frowned: "Where's your braid?" ”

Brother Nine touched his head: "Meet a little ...... Uh, a little accident, cut. ”

The eighth elder brother was helpless: "You don't plan to go to court?" ”

"Well, I've been pretending to be sick lately. Grow slowly. ”

Eighth Brother turned his gaze to Sjepan again, his brow furrowed even tighter: "Why did he come with him again?" ”

Sjepan was also embarrassed, lowered his head and said embarrassedly: "Eighth master, I'm ...... again Not again. ”

"And probably never going back." Brother Jiu said, "There was an accident, we were plotted by Yu Jin, we almost died, and we only came back after escaping death, and we fell in my mother's palace just now." ”

"Don't stand at the door, let's go in first."

So the eighth and ninth brothers, together with Sjepan, went to the back garden where it was said that "strange things fell".

Sure enough, right next to the lotus pond, Brother Jiu saw the tent that was erected in Banla, and the other side had not yet been set up, and Honglong and Ah Yin were holding poles there.

Only then did Brother Jiu relax his heart.

As soon as he came back, Honglong breathed a sigh of relief: "The ninth master is back, just now the two of us became Sun Wukong, and you brother's mansion was upside down." ”

"How? Did you bring everything with you? ”

"I brought them all, although it was in a hurry, but fortunately I just caught up." Red Dragon said, smiling, "However, we seem to have scared Fu Jin, and she fainted. ”

Ah Yin said on the side: "We don't know what to do, we can't find you the ninth master for a while, so I want to find the eighth master first." ”

Brother Jiu nodded and said, "I'll go over and see her later." I'm sorry to bring you here in such a hurry, I was in the car, Yu Jin locked me and Sjepan in the car, and we were going to push down the cliff, we couldn't escape, we had to activate the mechanism temporarily. ”

Both Red Dragon and Ah Yin were taken aback.

"We have landed at Brother Jiu's Eniang." Sjepan blinked, "We just came back from the Forbidden City. ”

Honglong smiled: "Didn't you bump into Emperor Kangxi?" ”

"Almost. We hid in Yinyu's bed and hid it from him. The emperor refused to leave, and we both hid under the covers, and we were both about to fall asleep. ”

The more he heard him, the more he said, the more unspeakable he became, and glared at him: "If you don't say two words, you can't do it!" ”

At this moment, Wu Seventeen came forward to report that the tenth elder brother and the fourth elder brother had come over.

"Brother Jiu!" Tenth Elder Brother walked quickly around the Water Pavilion and ran to Ninth Elder Brother, "You are back!" ”

Then, his gaze fell on Sjepan.

The tenth elder brother shouted: "Why are you here again!" The ghost is not gone, you! ”

Sjepan was even more embarrassed, and he hesitated: "I'm sorry, I ...... Here I go again. ”

At this time, Yinzhen and Andre also arrived.

"Nothing happened on the way, did you?" Yin Zhen asked Brother Jiu first.

"Nine deaths, one life."

Brother Jiu first introduced Red Dragon and Ah Yin to Yinzhen and them.

A group of people hesitated for a long time, and finally decided to shake hands - although it was nondescript, it was better than letting Red Dragon and Ah Yin kneel and kowtow.

Because they are very familiar with the two in the parallel world, although Honglong and Ah Yin are seeing them for the first time, the latter seems to be very familiar with them, and even acts like they are reunited after a long absence. This surprised these two moderns.

Brother Jiu laughed: "They know the Red Dragon and Ah Yin from another world. ”

The red dragon suddenly realized: "No wonder, the eighth master knew who I was as soon as he saw me." ”

"Let's go back to the house and talk first." Brother Jiu said, "Put the things here, and then clean them up later, and you all have to change your clothes, otherwise the house will treat you as monsters." ”

So a group of people returned to the house, and Brother Jiu asked Wu Seventeen to take the three of them to the back with the red dragon and find them suitable clothes, pants, shoes and socks.

When they left, Brother Ten said unhappily, "Brother Nine, why did you bring Sjepan here again?" Didn't you say that this trip would send him back to the institute? ”

"It's not impossible, and I don't want to." When Brother Jiu said this, he hurriedly asked Andre, "By the way, the gap ...... thing?"

"It wasn't Sjepan's fault." Andre said, "I guessed correctly at the beginning, the gap was caused by Lao Lu. Sjepan doesn't have any mechanism on him. ”

Only then did Brother Jiu breathe a sigh of relief: "As I thought, it seems that Si Jie Pan is really not Yu Jin's minion. ”

So Brother Jiu briefly told those few about their distress in Copenhagen, of course, he hid Shen Peilun's part.

After hearing this, the tenth elder brother said awkwardly: "That is to say, he will have to stay in Daqing all the time in the future?!" ”

"Otherwise, where are you going to get him?" Brother Jiu glared at him, "Don't be ignorant, he helped us a lot." ”

Brother Ten didn't say anything, but he was still not very happy when he looked at his face.

Seeing him like this, Brother Jiu had to take out the dental floss in his pocket: "Here, I bought it for you on the way." Don't you always complain that the Qing Dynasty doesn't have this thing? This big box can be used for about three months. ”

Brother Ten smiled happily, he took the floss box, and muttered: "I've all gone to Copenhagen, so I'll buy a box of dental floss?" Stingy! It's a bit of an authentic butter cookie! ”

Brother Jiu glared at him: "I almost died in the sea, what more do you want?" ”

The eighth elder brother said: "You are enough, the tenth brother, it is good that your ninth brother can come back safely." Everything else is a small thing. ”

Brother Jiu sighed: "Actually, I really bought a lot of things, I bought art pencils and oil paints for this guy, I also bought a lot of comics and novels for Starling, and I bought a new solar pad for Brother Fourth, and I stuffed 300G of things into it." I also bought a lot of men's fashion magazines for Lao Thirteen, and I also bought a set of Versace clothes...... It's a pity that they were all thrown into the hotel. ”

The tenth elder brother was itching, and asked the eighth elder brother if he could go over and pack all the things that fell in the hotel and bring them back.

"By the way, there's this." Brother Nine took out his mobile phone and threw it to Brother Ten, "Let's play with it, but unfortunately there is only one grid of electricity." ”

Brother Ten was overjoyed, and took the phone: "Oh! Apple! I've wanted this for a long time! ”

Brother Jiu couldn't help but laugh and said, "Don't take it all over the world, be careful to be seen by Huang Ama." ”

"I'm not afraid when he sees it." Brother Ten cocked his nose, "I'll just say, it's a ring ruler!" A new ring ruler! ”

"Fool, that won't break in one shot?" (To be continued.) )