Chapter 10: Duck Butt

Shanxing took Kang Ri to the nearby vegetable market and went straight to the poultry area, she looked east and west, and picked the old man for a long time.

Kang Ri was impatient, and urged her repeatedly: "Hurry up, you pick your husband!" ”

The good deeds were on fire, and they yelled at him: "Your wife is a chicken!" ”

Kang Ri was stunned for a while, and then understood the meaning of what he said just now, and said with a wicked smile: "I can't see it, but I understand a lot." ”

Shanxing glanced at him angrily, she is not an innocent little sister, and she has also watched a lot of imported Yamai butterfly blockbusters, right?

She picked a duck with the longest neck and the most fierce cry in the duck cage, and asked the boss to slip it out and weigh it.

The boss glanced at the duck picked by the good deeds, and then at the handsome Kang Ri, and praised with a smile: "The little girl has a good eye, not only the husband picks it well, but also the duck chooses it well." ”

The good deeds were originally a little shy, but when she heard the latter sentence, she laughed directly, and she simply didn't bother to explain.

Kang Nippon didn't feel anything when he came, and when he saw the evil smile on Shanxing's face, he reacted.

What kind of duck boss is this?

actually compared him to Young Master Kang and a duck?

Eyes are not good?

The focus was on the duck, and both of them strangely ignored the word 'husband' in the mouth of the duck boss.

Let Kang Ri guard the boss to deal with the duck, Shanxing went to other stalls to buy some other dishes and condiments such as ginger, garlic, pepper, etc., so that Shanxing was a little depressed, the amount of condiments was a bit much, and the vegetable boss refused to give it away.

I'll never go to this stall to buy groceries again!

No business at all!

The vegetable boss was aggrieved: Girl, you are also ruthless, you only buy ten yuan of vegetables, but you want me to send two yuan of condiments, and I still earn a fart!

Shanxing returned to Kang Ri with a large bag of vegetables, and the duck boss had already shed the duck and was disemboweling.

"Boss, the lymph nodes on the duck's butt and neck are going to be removed." Good deeds to the boss.

"You don't need to tell you this, we all know the rules." As soon as the boss neatly went down with scissors, a sexy fat duck butt was cut off and thrown into the trash by the boss.

Kang Ri looked at the charming duck butt and his heart ached.

Duck butt, that's his favorite!

Loving duck butt is the common trait of all men in the Kang family, and it should be said that the genes of the Kang family should contain the recessive gene of loving duck butt.

A duck has only one duck butt, whenever the family eats ducks, grandma will put the fragrant duck butt into his bowl, and then he will eat this beautiful duck butt with great satisfaction under the envious and jealous eyes of grandpa, father, and eldest brother, chew slowly, breathe a long sigh of relief, and then say the last sentence when swallowed.

"Fragrant!"

Grandpa, dad and eldest brother are so angry that they drool, but he is very proud.

Thinking of his family, Kang Ri's heart couldn't help but be sour again, but he didn't feel sour for long, because he was distressed.

The essence of a duck has been thrown away by this stupid landlord, how can there be such a loser in the world?

"Loser!"

Kang Ri said coldly, and flew over a small white eye.

Shanxing opened his eyes in surprise, from childhood to adulthood, he scolded her with a lot of adjectives, ugly, little fat, miserly, poor and sour, but it was the first time he heard her scolding a loser!

It's so fresh!

Good deeds are not followed, a good girl like her who is diligent and thrifty and has a good family, there are still people who say that she is a loser with a clear conscience?

Where did Uncle Thor go?

Hurry up and kill this black-hearted rich young master!

"Where am I a loser?" Good deeds must be asked.

Kang Ri stared at the still upright jade buttocks in the trash can with resentment, glanced at her again, and complained in a low voice: "Why did you let the boss throw away the duck butt?" ”

Good deeds suddenly realized, I didn't expect this dog-like rich young master to be a duck butt family?

Tsk, it's really unseemly!

Do you have such a special hobby?

"It turns out that you like to eat this, so let the boss take it back." Shanxing is very talkative, and was about to call the boss, but Kang Ri grabbed her.

Why doesn't he want to eat what he picked up from the trash?

Even if it's his favorite duck butt!

He didn't insist on good deeds, and said kindly: "I advise you to eat less duck butts in the future, it is poisonous, it is full of carcinogens, and eating it is not good for your health." ”

How is it carcinogenic again?

Kang Ri frowned, obviously suspicious of Shanxing's words, Shanxing saw that he didn't believe it, and pointed to the mobile phone in his bag, meaning that he asked him to ask Aunt Baidu himself.

Kang Ri took out the moat gold iPhone, typed in the duck butt, and soon many reports about the duck butt popped up.

Sure enough, as the stupid landlord said, duck butts contain strong carcinogens.

Kang Ri's heart sank, how many duck butts he had eaten since he was a child, wouldn't that be terminal cancer?

And Grandpa, Daddy and Big Brother, they also eat a lot!

Shanxing knew what he was thinking as soon as he saw Kang Ri's sinking expression, and comforted him in a low voice: "Don't think too much, duck butt is not rice, you have to eat it every day, and eating it occasionally has no effect on people." ”

The boss had already cut a duck into pieces and put it in a bag, and after listening to the words of the good deeds, he laughed and said: "Yes, that is, now it is exquisite, who would throw away the ass before?" Some people's favorite thing to eat is this butt, like my dad, who has eaten chicken butts and duck butts all his life, and still lives to more than nineties, and he is very healthy! ”

After listening to the boss's words, Kang Ri's heart was a little relieved, the boss and his father can live for more than ninety in their lives, so his grandfather and father only eat half a lifetime, they should be able to live to be a hundred years old, right?

Why do you say that you have only eaten half your life?

Because since Young Master Kang grew teeth, he made all the duck butts at home!

After returning home, Shanxing turned on the Chunlei range hood and began to cook a big meal in the kitchen.

Kang Ri played the game, and the more he thought about it, the more uneasy he became, so he took out his mobile phone and looked at it again.

Do you want to call back and remind them?

But he's been out for so long, and his family hasn't called a single phone, it's so ruthless!

I don't bother to care if they eat duck butts or not!

The arrogant Young Master Kang put the phone back in its place and continued to play the game, but after a while, he picked up the phone again.

Now that he is not at home, grandma has raised so many ducks, with grandma's temper, she must kill a duck a week to eat, and he is not there, and the duck butt is either eaten by dad or grandpa.

Big brother is always fooling around outside, and he doesn't always come home for dinner.

The country house of the Kang family

The European-style villa is very eye-catching, covering a wide area, the front yard was planted by Grandpa Kang with all kinds of green vegetables, and the backyard was used by Grandma Kang to raise chickens and ducks.

As for the moonlight on the lotus pond, Boss Kang said that he didn't understand.

How can there be a pool of lotus roots in the moonlight of the lotus pond is practical, you can eat it yourself, and you can also give it away, saving him a lot of money to buy a festival gift.

As for why the Kang family villa is tossed by Boss Kang and no one cares?

Because the Kangjia villa is built in the Kangjia factory!