[099] Liwei
Ma Rong sometimes called the ostrich in the middle of the night, insisted on waking me up, and asked me to stand naked on the balcony to sing Jay Chou's songs to her and coax her to sleep.
The brothers in the dormitory took turns to despise me, but the ostrich did not think that I was using his phone, but said, "Third brother, you have brought the most important function of the mobile phone into full play." ”
I happily took the Nokia and said to my brother: "Renma Rong thinks of me with good intentions, can I not answer her phone?" ”
"Third brother, what's so good about my daughter-in-law, it's not as good as our brothers." Steamed buns smiling and huddled around me, rubbing my cigarettes.
"That's different, Ren Ma Rong is my daughter-in-law, I must be good to her." I told Mantou, and Mantou said that if he had a daughter-in-law, he would also feel it.
"Third brother, when everyone was eating and drinking a few days ago, do you remember what happened to Gillian?" The plane asked me.
"Remember, what's wrong?"
"No, I just want to ask, did you really not send anything to Gillian?" The plane said.
"Nonsense, if I hadn't said that I sent it at the time, would Gillian be okay? I really didn't send it, and I wondered if it was you? You are so good to Gillian, who else but you? "I told the plane.
"I swear, I never sent it." The plane raised its right hand and said.
"Don't swear to me, I'm afraid that you will be struck by lightning when you go out, and you will only believe your words." I took my mobile phone and dialed the Big Buddha's phone and ignored the plane.
The plane opened its mouth to speak, and when it saw me on the phone, he sat aside and smoked, and the ostrich, Ah Liang, and the professor played the landlord together, and the loser pasted a note on his face, and everyone had a few notes stuck to their faces, and they blew and floated as soon as they spoke.
"Hey, Big Buddha, how are you doing?" I don't mean to be arrogant.
"Oh, hey, my three, I have a mobile phone." The Big Buddha joked with me on the other end of the phone, and my eyes narrowed into a line even more when I smiled.
"How can I have a mobile phone, take the ostrich's Nokia to call you."
"Gang Master Qiao, I heard Xiaobai say that you have not been peaceful for a while, and when my brother tells you that you should be majestic, you should be majestic, don't be soft-hearted, otherwise you will suffer." The big Buddha told me that he was eating with a clattering in his mouth.
"Brother knows, but this has something to do with fucking women, it's not good."
"Haha, your kid will die at the hands of a woman sooner or later, how can a woman be so good." The Big Buddha joked.
"What's the matter, brother, I only love Ma Rong." After I finished speaking, I laughed, feeling that I was very different from Ma Rong, and I especially enjoyed the envy of others.
"Damn, Ran Jing has been telling me about you for the past few days, damn, Lao Tzu found her a job, I don't know how to thank me, I say you all day long, am I jealous, Ma Rong is a good girl, cherish it." The Big Buddha said to me.
"Big Buddha, you won't be interesting to people Ran Jing, right?" I asked with a smile.
"Don't talk nonsense, how is it possible."
We talked for a while and hung up, and with my intuition, the Buddha must have liked Ran Jing, and I didn't know what would happen between them.
Ostrich, Ah Liang, and the professor were playing cards, the steamed bun was lying on the bedside with the professor's yellow book studying, and the plane seemed to be thinking about the question he had just asked me, and he was still looking at Gillian.
"Third brother, you haven't practiced yet, the round-robin will start next Monday, are you sure?" Ah Liang told me.
"That's fine, there's no need to be in a hurry." I said disapplausively.
As soon as we spoke, someone kicked the dormitory door open, and everyone looked at the door wondering who the hell dared to come to our 613 kick hall.
The steamed bun immediately became angry and scolded loudly: "I'm grass mud Ma Gobi, who is looking for death." ”
Everyone else sat still, waiting to see what was going on.
"Who the fuck are you scolding, shit." When they entered the door, several of them were very arrogant.
"Scolding you, you don't have long hands, don't you know that the door is pushed by hand?" Mantou said.
"Lao Tzu has no time to quarrel with you, what about the junior, where is the junior?" They looked around the dormitory and locked their eyes on me.
A few of us stood up, and a few people rushed over and overturned the small table in front of us, and the playing cards were scattered all over the ground, and the ostrich, Ah Liang, and the professor tore off the sticky notes on their faces, and rushed up to beat them up.
"Grass and mud horses, make you arrogant." Ah Liang looked particularly angry.
"Don't fight, don't fight, we're Han Long's people." One person said.
"Han Long's people? Han Long's people, Lao Tzu wants to fight to the death. The professor's eyes were blazing, and he rushed up and kicked it.
"We're just here to talk, Han Long said to let you go to the school's grove, do you dare to go?"
"Grass, what kind of thing is Han Long, if you say let's go, we'll go." The ostrich slapped the person who spoke: "***, don't keep using Han Long to suppress people, Lao Tzu is not frightened." ”
I'm wondering, did the brothers eat dynamite today, one is hotter than the other, I told those people that the brothers are in a bad mood today, you go back and bring a message to Han Long, let him bring enough people, don't be ruined if you can't kick the ball when you are beaten. Those people sneered and said that you should bring more people, but Han Long is fierce, I am afraid that you will not return.
I****, Lao Tzu will let you see the strength of the Qiao Gang today, don't come to 613 again, get out of me, I scolded loudly, they ran away.
The plane took turns to smoke everyone, and Ah Liang said: "Damn, I have to kill Han Long today, I really think I am amazing, but the principal is my uncle." ”
I asked Ah Liang, since the principal is your uncle, why do you keep hiding it, why don't you know it? Damn, if some people in school have relatives or friends of their parents who know them in school, they are afraid that the world will not know about them, and they will feel great because of this relationship, but Ah Liang has never let others know.
Ah Liang said that this matter is very complicated, and I have time to tell you, I don't live under the umbrella of the principal, but a man has to conquer the world with his fists.
In a word, everyone's blood was boiling, the professor jumped up and was the first to go to the grove to compete with Han Long, the money that Han Long owed him has not been repaid, the professor has been haunted in his heart, and he shouted to Han Long for money when he dreamed.
I told the plane, let him give everyone orders, call all the brothers of the Qiao Gang to the grove, today's battle must be prestigious, I always feel that the Qiao Gang has been tepid since the establishment of the Qiao Gang, and now the Qiao Gang must be on fire, I have to let everyone know how powerful the Qiao Gang is.
The last time I fought with the toilet, it did make me majestic for a while, but after so long, I haven't shown up, and I do feel like I'm in name only, I want to prove that I'm still alive, and I need to correct my name.
The plane arranged for the professor, the ostrich, and the steamed bun soldiers to call people in three ways, and after a while, Yang Yang, Xiaobai and others came with a group of people, Gao Qiang and the soldiers also came, and they said that the football game was going to start a round-robin match tomorrow, so I must pay attention not to get hurt.
I smiled and said that there are only two possibilities for my Qiao San to be injured, the first is that my relatives hurt me, and I am willing to be injured, and the second is that I am accidentally injured, which I have no way to avoid, except for these two, others don't want to hurt me easily.
Now I have become a little afraid of myself, and my inner thoughts have prompted me to become more ruthless and ruthless, especially when facing the enemy, the Buddha often tells me that I must not be soft, I must kill with one move, so that the enemy can no longer have the power to fight back.
I smiled coldly, looking at the dormitory crowded with Qiao Gang brothers, there were still many standing outside the door, the whole air began to become hot, a few of us walked out from the crowd, everyone followed behind, everyone was ready guys, this is what Yang Yang had prepared a long time ago.
Xiaobai jokingly said: "Brothers, don't treat Xiaobai as a master when you meet everyone, I don't need protection, don't look at me thin, I only have muscles left, and I am full of strength." ”
Everyone laughed all the way, I was thinking that Han Long was fucking looking for me to fight for no reason, there must be a reason, otherwise he wouldn't be in such a hurry to fight with me.
I thought about it and thought about it, and I thought of Xiao Min, Xiaobai said that Han Long was Xiao Min's man, his woman was beaten by me, and a man must want to take revenge on me, now that I know the reason why Han Long is looking for me to fight, I don't have anything to worry about, just one thought, do it to the death, I Qiao Gang needs to correct my name.