Tang Chengbi is a technical guy on the xx literature website, and every day when he opens the computer, he can see countless complaints under Weibo.

"Tech guy, I'm going crazy to be pumped by the website! If you don't fix that bug again, beware of chrysanthemums!! ”

"What should I do if the technical little brother chrysanthemum can't turn out!"

"[Goodbye] The technical brother was struck by lightning! Tech guy drops the toilet! The technical guy was smacked and banged! [Goodbye] don't you be so indifferent, okay, come and fix the bug! ”

……

Tang Chengbi calmly closed the Weibo page, opened the software, and started working. He has been in this company for two years, and he has already developed the skill of being calm in the face of more complaints, and only occasionally his heart will quickly brush through the barrage.

The mobile phone in his pocket reminded him that he was about to run out of power, Tang Chengbi plugged in the charger casually and continued to work. I don't know if the server is down again today, and a large wave of authors and readers are poking his chrysanthemum under Weibo. Tang Chengbi's fingers moved quickly on the keyboard, well, it should be able to fix this bug soon. The mobile phone that was placed on the side suddenly rang, Tang Chengbi frowned, grabbed the phone and pressed the answer button, and his ex-girlfriend's voice came from the other end, "I'm getting married." ”

"Congratulations." Tang Chengbi didn't blink his eyes.

The female voice on the other end was a little bitter, "I really want to suspect that you are gay, you always ...... at any time" The voice on the other end stopped abruptly, and Tang Chengbi's mobile phone with a charging cable suddenly made a "zizi" sound, but in an instant, with a "bang", the phone exploded, and Tang Chengbi felt that a mushroom cloud must have opened on his head. He vaguely heard the editor of the ancient sayings next door running over, pointing at him and shouting, "Wow! Xiao Tang, are you going to cross the catastrophe and become an immortal? ”

Tang Chengbi was torn into many, many pieces in an instant......

Alas, the tech guy is really a dangerous profession!

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The cosmic calendar is 23333 years.

The handsome General Lu Yi of the Gamma Empire was promoted, becoming the youngest general of the Gamma Empire. He's just been paid a decent salary, enough to buy a small planet. But the salary flew away before it could be covered in his bank account.

At this moment, Admiral Lu Yi's face was paralyzed, and his eyes were burning and frequently looking at the cultivation warehouse on the side.

Following his gaze, there was a young man with delicate facial features lying in the cultivation barn, he had long inky hair, delicate cheeks, and long eyelashes like black butterflies about to fly. What a charming face. If anyone else was here, they would have been eager to pounce on him and kneel and lick it after seeing him for the first time. Of course, Admiral Lu Yi would never be able to do such a bad thing.

Wayne, who was wearing a white coat, pushed the frames of his glasses that had no lenses at all, and couldn't help but remind Lu Yi again, "Dear Admiral, you have to assure me that you have memorized his manual. ”

Lu Yi still had a paralyzed face: "......"

Wayne had to repeat again, "Admiral Lu, please remember, one, don't kiss him at will, your saliva will cause him to have a bad reaction; Second, please don't feed him human food, even if he is cute to you, you can only feed him energy liquid to maintain his life......"

Lu Yi still had a paralyzed face: "......"

The green tendons on Wayne's forehead jumped, and he had to add another one, "Three, please don't be more intimate with him because you can't help but be close to him, so close that there is only -1 distance left between you and him, he may fall apart!" ”

Lu Yi finally had a little reaction, he looked at Dr. Wayne in front of him, and his tone was indifferent and sullen, "I think maybe it's -18, after all, I'm not that short." ”

Wayne completely lost his temper: "...... You take him away, I'm not responsible for the later repairs. Once broken, there will be no second carrier, and then his consciousness will return to the light brain. ”

"I'll cherish him." Lu Yi looked at the eyes of the young man on the bed, as if he was looking at his lover in love. He got up and walked quickly to the training barn, stretched out his hand to pick up the boy horizontally, and then quickly left the place.

Dr. Wayne is a quirky scientist who likes to transform an inanimate thing into a living creature. And now the young man in Lu Yi's arms is the most perfect finished product in Dr. Wayne's hands. His mind comes from the virtual idol "Chengbi" who is famous throughout the galaxy, and his carrier is an abandoned lifeform, and Dr. Wayne combines the two to make Chengbi, a national idol who can only be projected, into a living person.

And Admiral Lu Yi, Chengbi's number one brain-dead fan, spent all the wages he had just received, and bought Chengbi through the guò black market channel.

Admiral Lu Yi, who had just received the Chengbi, was very excited, and even drove the aircraft into an S-shaped route on the way home, but fortunately finally arrived at his general's mansion safely. He parked the flying machine in the courtyard and carefully carried the boy out. The boy was as if he had just been born, his skin was amazingly tender, and Lu Yi was really worried that his big rough hands would accidentally rub the boy's skin out of the folds.

"Oh my gosh, what have you done?" A female voice sounded not far away.

Lu Yi hugged the young man into his arms tighter, and then walked quickly to the woman, who asked him angrily, "Is this the reason why you have always refused to get married?" Oh my God, Lu Yi, I always thought you were just cold! ”

Lu Yi swept directly past her, and went upstairs with the young man in his arms, the transparent light ladder opened in front of him, and when the woman was about to follow upstairs, the light ladder suddenly retracted, and the woman suddenly fell on her heels.

Lu Yi's bedroom is a warm pink, not because the young imperial admiral has such a girlish hobby. According to Dr. Wayne, the teenager may not feel safe when he wakes up, so try to warm up his surroundings. Isn't pink the favorite room color of the Imperial Bears? He'll love it when he wakes up. Admiral Lu Yi thought wishfully.

The woman was still yelling downstairs, but Lu Yi didn't hear it, he pulled a chair over, put it on the edge of the bed and sat down, just looked at the young man on the bed fixedly.

It's time for him to wake up, right?

The boy's eyelashes fluttered twice at the woman's noise, and then he slowly opened his eyes.

Lu Yi unconsciously held his breath.

He was going to see his idol wake up in front of him, and what would the boy call himself when he opened those beautiful eyes? What about my brother? Or Daddy? Or is it the master?

Admiral Lu Yi already had a wealth of associations in his mind.

However, in the next second, the beauty who had just opened her eyes slapped him in the face, "! Scared my dad to death......"

Lu Yi suddenly felt a little pain in his heart.

And the woman downstairs who couldn't wait for Lu Yi for a long time finally became angry, turned on her light brain and called, "Hey, Mom, Lu Yi is really perverted, it turns out that he likes to inflate, gas, baby, baby!" ”