Chapter 92: The Nine Planets

This is probably the boldest inference I've ever made in my life. When I thought about it afterwards, I found that this inference at the time was really full of loopholes, and the biggest loophole was the name problem. The Nine Planets, oh no, should be called the Eight Planets now, and their names come not from the Five Elements Bagua in the Book of Changes, but from Western mythology, but just happen to have the same name as the Chinese Five Elements, and they have nothing to do with each other, at least literally.

But at that time, under the influence of the atmosphere in which everyone's thinking was extremely eager to collide with fierce sparks, no one found these loopholes, but was shocked by the inference I put forward, and the mother-in-law looked at her son-in-law, and the more she looked at it, the more pleasing it became. Even 1.75 meters immediately added: "The time of Pluto's exit was after the meeting of the International Astronomical Union on August 24, 2006 AD." Therefore, it makes perfect sense that the ancients more than 2,000 years ago counted Pluto as one of the nine planets in the solar system, which further confirms that these ten beads are no more and no less, and they just represent the sun and the nine planets of the solar system! Xiao Zhang, you are such a genius! ”

For a moment, the three of us were so excited that we screamed again and again, completely like three incorrigible neurotics, as if we had discovered the nine planets first. The junior brother even said proudly: "Damn, let's just carry this coffin board out and send it to the government, who dares to say that these nine planets are the first to be discovered by foreigners, we will be in a hurry!" ”

One meter seventy-five was also so excited at this time that he completely forgot what he was doing, and said to his junior brother: "That's it, these three remaining planets, I don't think they are called the Heavenly King Sea King, and they are directly renamed Sun Planet, Far Planet, and Zhang Planet!" ”

At that time, I was so excited that I almost forgot what my surname was, and when I thought that such an important astronomical discovery was actually made by our ancestors, my national pride immediately burned from the inside out, and it almost burned me up! Although I found out afterwards that my inference was not rigorous, but in the end, we were able to clear the level, thanks to the distance between the nine planets of the solar system and the sun. Therefore, our enthusiasm at this time, this national pride is not a bamboo basket for nothing, white excitement, it should indeed be so.

It's a pity that we are not professional scientists or astronomers, and we don't have any ink on astronomy in our stomachs, so we can't deduce what the names of the remaining three planets might be in the distant pre-Qin period, otherwise, the history of the exploration and naming of the eight planets in the solar system will really be rewritten.

This is another important question that we must face next, since we have deduced the origin of these night pearls, and we also know the order of verification or entering passwords, but which of these three night pearls that are unrecognizable because they have been destroyed represents Uranus, which one represents Neptune, and which one represents Pluto? If we had discovered this secret at the beginning, we would have had the opportunity to try to verify it one by one, but now, we have only one last precious chance, and if we get it wrong, all the previous efforts will be in vain, and it will lead to some kind of incalculable catastrophic consequences.

As soon as I thought of this, the atmosphere that was still hot just now suddenly returned to the freezing point. The three of us each bowed our heads in silence, racking our brains to come up with a perfect solution. Time tends to slip by the fastest at this time, and by the time the first person breaks the silence, the hour hand has already made a turn on the dial.

The junior brother was probably sitting on his feet numb, stood up and moved, suddenly slapped his thigh, and said, "Let's just guess the boxing, whoever wins will listen to whom!" ”

I glanced at him, and wanted to relax my mind, so I said nonsense to him: "What you said is equivalent to not saying it!" Such a big matter, if it can be decided by guessing the fist, then what is the country doing with the people's congress, and what is happening, just call a few leaders together to guess the fist? ”

The junior brother said: "You have never been a leader, how do you know if they guessed when they were in trouble?" I read a report that the leader of country A once met with a foreign guest from B, and he didn't know which color dress to wear. Because the foreign guest is also a female leader, she especially doesn't like others to dress incoherently, so it will be very ugly to be photogenic. But this formal dress is picked and picked up in the same style, and the colors are nothing more than a few, and the difference is very, very small. But in the eyes of insiders, there are still some slight differences. ”

"Usually in this case, the secretaries of the two national leaders will exchange questions about their attire with each other in advance to avoid unnecessary embarrassment. For example, if B is wearing a ruby brooch today, A should put away the peacock green pin. Coincidentally, the political relations between these two countries have always been relatively tense this time, and any slightest political disturbance will have an impact on the economic, military, diplomatic, and people's lives of the two countries, especially country A, which will be turbulent and shaken! Fighting a war or something is simply commonplace! As for country A, whose national strength is slightly weaker than that of country B, it is easy to facilitate this meeting through the efforts of several leaders for more than half a century, and whether it will be successful or not will be achieved in the next two hours. Xiao Zhang, do you want you to say that in this case, is it a big deal for the leader of country A to choose what color skirt to choose? ”

As soon as I heard it, this is really a big deal, if the leader of country B is offended because of this skirt, then it is not the people of the entire country A who will suffer? So, he nodded.

The junior brother raised his eyebrows with an expected expression, and then said: "Anyone who can become a national leader is very high. The leader of country A is also a smart person, and understands that this is the first problem that the leader of country B gave her, what should she do? There is no small matter in front of politics! So, she thought of a way, found all the photos of the leader of country B when he visited other countries before, looked at her skirts one by one, and soon figured out her preferences, and chose a skirt with a relatively dull color. Later, as soon as the two leaders met, Leader A found that she really chose the right clothes, and a big stone in her heart finally fell to the ground. At the end of the meeting, leader B deliberately sarcastically said that A's outfit was a color that suited her skin perfectly, and sure enough, it was carefully selected by her secretary team, and A's secretary was embarrassed at this time, and A smiled faintly and joked: 'No, I lost my guess with my secretary.' The junior brother paused and said, "How is it?" Isn't it witty? ”

I said, "It's quite witty, but the story you are talking about doesn't seem to have anything to do with guessing." The reason why the leader of country A was able to escape this catastrophe was because she had worked hard before, taking the photos of the leader of country B during her visit to analyze her dress preferences, and then deducing the color that the leader of country B might wear this time according to the gourd to avoid his edge, which was successful. ”

The junior brother was stunned for a moment, and his mind seemed to have turned this corner, but he just refused to admit defeat and insisted on fighting with me. The two of us were talking hotly, and at this time, Yi.75's eyes suddenly lit up, and he pulled me and said, "Xiao Zhang, what did you just say?" ”