Chapter 12 Lao Tzu wants to eat rice noodles

The mother took the towel wrung out in the hand of the maid Xiaoling and picked up Wang Huan, who had Wang Zuo's memory.

Yes, from now on he should be called Wang Huan, the mother holding a steaming towel and wiping the body of her newborn child.

To her surprise, her son did not cry or impatiently at all, but just opened his eyes wide and looked at himself, not like his daughter was just born, crying and screaming to attract the attention of others at the slightest touch.

Wang Huan felt very awkward, if he was really a baby, then the vague figure in front of him seemed to be his mother, but ...... But...... Let a twenty-year-old suddenly become a baby, and look at someone who is not much older than himself before to call his mother, who should not be awkward?

What made him feel even more awkward was that he was now naked and exposed to two women, although he had been exposed many times before...... But suddenly faced with two strange women, he was naked, and one of them was not related to him, which had to make Wang Huan unacceptable.

Xiaoling: "Madam, the little boy is so well-behaved, neither crying nor making a fuss, and it is the first time for the slave to see a born doll like the child." ”

The mother looked at her son in her arms lovingly: "I also feel strange, isn't it that Huan'er knows that noisy will annoy others?" If you are really so sensible, then it will be a great luck for the master. ”

Although Wang Huan's mobility is limited and his vision is blocked, his hearing has become better.

The conversation between the two was listened to by him, if this conversation was not in the play, it was traveled to ancient times, the latter was more likely, but he couldn't figure out why he crossed over if he wanted to break his head, and he also became a scumbag baby with harmless combat effectiveness of a human and animals, what about the strange white wolf? Could it be because of it?

The mother didn't give him too much time to think, after wiping it, she wrapped Xiao Wang Huan, handed it to Xiao Ling, untied her clothes, pulled open her clothes slightly, and provoked the little girl next to the bed to be secretly envious, took the baby in Xiao Ling's hand, shook her hands and said, "Huan'er, it's time to 'eat'." ”

Wang Huan looked confused, his writhing body also stiffened, and although he looked at the blur in front of him, the outline already showed what the thing in front of him was......

When I was a child, I ate a mother ru as an infant, and the memories of that stage would not be retained, but now I hesitated when I asked myself with the thoughts of an adult to open my mouth to take the ruo head of a woman I felt strange.

Whether it is morality or his own psychological bottom line, he can't accept that such a thing happens, even if he really crosses it, but ...... I am not a little baby without thinking.

A large amount of information filled his brain, and the red fluttering little face was also distorted, and the mother frowned when she saw that her son was unwilling to breastfeed, this situation she had not encountered, when the little daughter was born, she was unwilling to breastfeed at first, but when she was hungry, she opened her small mouth and cried, as long as she held her head and took a sip to taste the sweetness, she couldn't pull it.

Thinking of this, his mother guided Xiao Wang Huan step by step, but no matter how hard he tried, Xiao Wang Huan also had an aggrieved expression, closed his eyes tightly, neither opened his eyes nor opened his mouth.

An hour passed, and Wang Huan seemed to be the eighth king who ate the scales and was hard-hearted, but he didn't eat it.

This is a hurry to kill the mother and the maid, and Wang Ran, a big man, is helpless, so he can only send the maid to invite a few experienced midwives to come over.

As soon as the midwife arrived, she was hurriedly led to the bed, looking at the little Wang Huan who refused to "eat", and taught her mother all kinds of extremely bad ideas in Wang Huan's eyes, and squeezed the juice to Wang Huan's lips, and pried Wang Huan's mouth open, the purpose was just to let this seemingly innocent little baby taste the sweetness and let him suck it himself.

Although these tricks were tried and tested in the past, the midwife was tried and tested, but this time they were facing a baby with thinking, ideas, principles, and taste, when he stretched out his tongue and licked the juice, Wang Huan did taste the sweetness, and there was a faint smell of blood in his mouth that could not be dissipated for a long time......

In addition to the extremely good hearing, the current Wang Huan's sense of taste has also become particularly sensitive, is it that after being "one-click restoration", he has returned to the factory state, there is no persecution of tobacco and alcohol, and some functions have been restored?

Wang Huan was held in his mother's arms for all kinds of "torture", listening to the unreliable bad ideas of the people around him one after another, and his petite body and fragile heart were finally defeated: eat! Eat! Eat! Can't I eat it? After giving in, Wang Huan closed his eyes, took his head in his mouth, frowned and sucked it in a big gulp, and did not let go until his little stomach was bulging.

After eating, Wang Huan didn't have any other thoughts except guilt.

In front of a group of people, breastfeeding, even if she is her mother in this world, but that feeling is unacceptable to normal people, who can accept that there is a mind in the body that does not belong to them, to drink the juice of a young woman who is not much older than her thinking age?

But then again, this body must have a mother to survive, but this soul is imprisoned by morality, in general, Wang Huan thinks that he occupies someone else's body and uses this body to do things that should not be done.

The people around looked at Wang Huan, who had just come to this world to learn the first skill, with a smile on his face, Xiao Wang Huanque frowned and raised his fat middle finger to everyone, and scolded in his heart, "Nima, I want to eat rice noodles!" ”

When the night came as scheduled, Wang Huan lay in bed for a day, if it was in modern times, there was no computer, no telephone, no TV, he didn't dare to imagine how boring it would be.

After becoming a baby, he found that he was very sleepy now, he fell asleep without any warning, and woke up again for no reason, remembering that when he was in school before, insomnia was a headache for him, but after becoming a baby, this problem was solved.

Lying next to his mother, Wang Huan's little mind was thinking about everything in his previous life, and he still subconsciously wanted to get his mobile phone, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, he found that he already belonged to another era, but what era is this era? What can be determined is that it is ancient, and I don't know anything else, and my eyesight is limited, so I can't identify it through clothing.

"Hey...... Lu Yin, Lu Yin...... A joke with you has really come true...... Now I really can't speak for a long time, I can't soak in the sister paper, although I have that language system in my head, but the vocal cords can't keep up with the hardware and can't keep up with myself, and I can't ......"

Wang Huan's biography:

One year old, able to walk on the ground and able to speak.

Still in swaddling clothes, whenever he has the urge to defecate, he will cry loudly, at first his parents were puzzled, and then saw that he would not poop and pee for a long time, Wang Ran tentatively hugged it out and instantly urinated his father.

From then on, as soon as he cried, the maid or mother would take him out, hold him, stop crying after pulling, and know before he could walk, and inherit the glorious virtue of the 21st century that he cannot defecate in the open, which surprised his parents.

At the age of two, the eyesight is at a normal level and can read and write.

One day, his father had nothing to do and took him to the house for a stroll, and when he walked to the study, Wang Huan kept pointing to the books on the bookshelf and shouting: "Daddy, daddy's book, book." ”

Out of boredom, Wang Ran took a copy of "Warring States Policy" and opened it to the baby.

Xiao Wang Huan scratched his head, looked at the longitudinal official book and babbled and read: "Qin Xingshi came to Zhou and asked for Jiuding, and Zhou Jun suffered from it, so as to tell the face." Yan Shu said: 'Don't worry, the king, please borrow from the east to save Yu Qi'"

This time is amazing, the neighbors have come to watch Wang Huan, who is known as a prodigy, can read and write at the age of two without any study, and the shock is no less than that of a student who has not undergone compulsory education and is admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University.

At the age of three, all physical indicators are normal and the development is normal.

The little hands are also more powerful than when they were born, they can hold a pen, they can write, they can paint, but there are some words that his father can't recognize what the words are, only the crooked characters written in the book can still be understood, but the painting technique is a must even for an adult, just kidding, at the age of eight, he won the silver medal of the "China-Japan-Korea Youth Calligraphy and Painting Photography Competition", what are you doing?

At the age of four, "abandoning literature and martial arts" became very interested in all kinds of blades of different lengths.

pestering his father all day long to ask for a knife and a sword, the old man had no choice but to make some imitation toys for his son to play with in a ratio of one to one with wood, and to give him a real guy, I really don't know if he will hurt himself.

can't get the real guy, which makes Wang Huan extremely depressed: Your sister! In the 21st century, playing a gun with a high degree of CS simulation was strictly controlled by the police uncle, and when it came to the Three Kingdoms, I couldn't play with knives and guns or anything!

At the age of five, the old gentleman who was invited by his father taught him carefully, although he was very reluctant, but due to his father's coercion, he still cooperated with the old gentleman to sing the double reed in a regular manner.

Mr. Wang Huan's "prodigy" has long heard that he really has nothing to teach him, and the little ghost head pesters himself all day long to teach him the art of war, formations, which he doesn't understand, and can teach him the words that his son once said, and the little kid doesn't need to teach him to memorize it backwards.

Six years have passed, and in these six years, Wang Huan learned through the dialogue of his parents that he returned to ancient times and returned to the Eastern Han Dynasty, and the year he was born was the ninth year of Yanxi, 166 years, that is to say, in more than ten years, as long as the Yellow Turban flag is waved, the Han Dynasty in the wind and rain will not be far from collapse.

Over the years, he has also tried to return himself to the 21st century through various methods, but all these efforts have been in vain.

Einstein knew that he had heard of the theory of relativity, but as a liberal arts student, he really couldn't find a way to put the theories of those giants into practice, so he simply gave up his efforts, and instead focused more on learning contemporary knowledge and integrating into the current environment.

It's just that...... He didn't know what happened to himself in another dimension after he crossed over to this space, was he dead? Or was it seriously injured? Or continue to live? If so, what happens to the parents in that space?

Or is it because of his own crossing, the space that he existed in before no longer exists? Although this idea is a bit idealistic, it is not impossible.

For six years, he couldn't get answers to these questions, no one could tell him, all he could do was to concentrate on studying, prepare for the upcoming troubled times, and slowly become stronger in order to protect his family.

Life is like this, the way life treats you is like a gangster, simple and rude, and you don't wear a condom, so you can only change yourself to adapt to the world, after all, he is not Qiao's gang leader, and he can't change the world.

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