The mushroom hid behind me in fear under my mother's strange eyes, her limp body rubbing against my ankles.

"Where did it come from?" She asked before stepping into the kitchen.

I took the mushroom in my arms and followed her.

"Qian Mao's family, said that I would help him raise it for two days."

She looked back at me suddenly, and touched the mushroom's head without smiling, "Then you can keep it!" ”

I nodded slightly, telling myself that as long as the goal was achieved, I would not care about the rest.

But the next problem is to find a good place for the mushrooms, and not let Qian Mao notice.

So after thinking about it for a long time, I decided to meet Jiang Zeyi tomorrow.

I brought mushrooms into my room at night, and I thought it would come because I wasn't used to my new home.

As a result, the body jumped on the bed lightly, and curled up and lay beside me without any politeness with small steps.

I snorted and laughed, and the frightened one quickly shrunk its neck, and looked back with all its defense.

That fine little look, provoked me to rush over and hug him tightly.

Involuntarily whispered, "Mushroom, mushroom, how can you be so similar to Qian Mao?" ”

Mushroom apparently sensed that I was committing a nymphomaniac, so he "meowed" in protest.

But I just wouldn't let go, laughing mischievously, "Don't struggle, I can't hold your master, as if I can let you go." Alas, mushroom, I really like your master, do you say that he also likes me as much as I like him? Or a little more than me? ”

The mushroom probably was strangled by my neck and couldn't breathe, so I kept shaking my head.

Before that, I always thought that people who talk to animals were stupid. Because they don't understand, no matter how much you say, it's just a waste of words.

But now that I saw the mushroom's response by mistake, I immediately became interested.

I was scheduled to go to bed early, but I had a lot of fun playing with mushrooms. When I was tired of hugging the mushrooms and lying down together, I found that the hour hand had become a straight line.

I suddenly changed my mind, maybe I should have left the mushrooms in vain despite my mother's objections, after all, life seems to be too monotonous except for the boring company of electronic products.

As a result, when I woke up in the morning, the sticky feeling on my face made my eyes widen in horror for a moment, and the enlarged face and tongue of mushrooms were hard in front of my eyes.

I was so frightened that I retreated again and again, and I didn't feel sleepy.

Well, I take back the idea that I wanted to leave it last night.

Weekends were a bit boring, I snuggled up on the couch and got moldy, and mushrooms played on the balcony and potted plants.

In the afternoon, Qian Mao came to the house to inspect the situation, and after the doorbell rang, I immediately took the mushrooms on the sofa in my arms and got up to open the door.

Qian Mao stood at the door, and while his eyes saw the mushroom, he raised the plastic belt in his hand and shook it in front of his eyes, and said with a bright smile: "Mushroom, do you miss me?" ”

I pursed my lips casually, turned around and walked inside with the mushrooms in my arms.

Behind him, Qian Mao closed the door, and he looked happy to put the plastic bag on the coffee table, and said affirmatively, "I haven't eaten!" ”

I glanced at him in displeasure, and squeezed out two words from between my teeth, "Lose weight!" ”

"If you're lazy, be lazy, make excuses."

"Knowing I'm lazy, why didn't you bring me food earlier? Stop talking nonsense, open it and show me what you bought?"

Qian Mao looked at me with a reward: "How unhygienic it is, this is what I asked Aunt Wang to make alone, all mushrooms and what you love to eat." ”

I'm going, and now it's actually a mushroom and me, and the mushroom is actually in front!!

That's why everyone says that men like fresh.

But I lost to the rainbow cat, and I was still a very ugly rainbow cat.

So I decided to take revenge on Qian Mao, when he proposed to go out to play, I had to bring mushrooms with me to life, and on a hot day, I forced him to hold the mushrooms and squeeze the bus.

Throughout the whole process, the people in the car, especially the children, stared at the mushrooms in his arms, laughing from time to time.

I tried to pretend to be disgusted and didn't know him.

The white-haired old man who stood up first sat down in front of him, turned his head strangely and asked, "Young man, where did you buy this monkey?" ”

After Qian Mao heard this, his already embarrassed face became even more embarrassed, and he hurriedly corrected, "This is a cat, not a monkey." ”

The old man's face changed, obviously not believing his words, "Nonsense, how can there be a long colorful cat?" ”

Qian Mao retorted, "There are no colorful monkeys that grow!" ”

"There's nothing you can dye it."

"Not really, so you see, this cat is dyed."

I covered my mouth and snickered at the childish appearance of him when he finally won back a city.

Who knew that the girl next to her didn't know how to join in the fun, and said, "This is your girlfriend's cat, right?" ”

Qian Mao glanced at me and nodded proudly.

"No wonder, only girls take cats to dye their hair and do things that hurt it." Righteous accusations of girls.

I couldn't hold back my laughter at this time, and Qian Mao threw the mushroom into my arms in a rage, and roared seriously: "Don't let you bring it out, it's such a hot day, it's troublesome." ”

I replied to him, "Yo, why is it on my head?" When you take it to dye your hair regardless of the health problems of our mushrooms, why didn't you look at it as troublesome? ”

Qian Mao hugged his arms impatiently, "Okay, if you don't go in the future, what are you talking about?" ”

"What's wrong with me? You are the one who has to let me have a cat, how did you become mine? Do you want to be so upside down? ”

"Hmph, don't you know why? If you're honest, how can I find a way for you to have fun? ”

The old man who said that the mushroom was a monkey just now was not happy to watch the quarrel between me and Qian Mao, and he said in embarrassment, "How can this little couple live without bumping into each other?" If you quarrel because of a trivial matter, it will hurt your feelings in the future. ”

This book was first published on Kanshu.com