Chapter 22, Evil Creatures Dispatch {Update, Big Chapter, Ask for Collection.}
Wan Jiaojiao's *** walked around like willow branches, holding a basket in her left hand, she sprinkled vanilla into the bucket like petals, and her white and tender little hands held the water like pearls.
Chen Xu smelled a fragrant floral fragrance and walked into the room.
Chen Yuyu said with a hint of shyness and shyness on his face: "Sister Jiaojiao, in fact, I can come by myself, why can I make you work so hard." ”
Wan Jiaojiao said angrily: "Don't I like it?" ”
Chen Xu felt at a loss, didn't know what to do, pursed his lips, and said, "Sister Jiaojiao, then I'm going to bathe in fragrant soup now, there is a difference between men and women, you can go out." ”
Wan Jiaojiao looked at Chen Xu, her face was like a crown of jade, her delicate facial features, she swallowed her saliva, and said, "Why are you shy, don't you like to call me Sister Jiaojiao, am I your sister, why are you shy." ”
Chen Xu scratched his head and said, "But this is not good, if people see it, how should I explain it." ”
Wan Jiaojiao said: "Where to explain what, now is modern society, are you still afraid of other people's opinions, whoever likes to say, let whoever says it, anyway, I don't care." ”
Chen Xu felt hot blood all over his body, his body trembled, looking at Wan Jiaojiao, her beautiful face, her big eyes flashing, and he felt inexplicable, but although Chen Xu also liked Wan Jiaojiao, there was a knot in his heart, he loved Xia Sangzhi in his heart and missed her all the time!
Chen Xu still made up his mind, stepped forward and pushed Wan Jiaojiao's Xuan Na Duozi***, and said: "Sister Jiaojiao, you better go, I want to bathe in fragrant soup, you must be sincere." ”
Wan Jiaojiao twisted her cherry mouth and said, "Okay, if you want me to go, you can do it, but you have to promise me one condition." ”
Chen Xu looked at Wan Jiaojiao's eyes full of spring love, and hurriedly covered his chest and said, "Sister Jiaojiao, what conditions." ”
Wan Jiaojiao wrinkled her little nose and said, "Look at your appearance, I can tell you, sister, I am not a casual woman." ”
"Okay, Sister Jiaojiao, I'm too worried, tell me quickly, what conditions do you have."
Wan Jiaojiao said: "Then you can listen to me, I want you, and you are not allowed to call me Sister Jiaojiao from now on." ”
"If I don't call you Sister Jiaojiao, then what do I call you."
"If you want to call me in the future, you have to call me Jiaojiao."
"Jiaojiao, this is not good, you see, Sister Jiaojiao, you are so old and I am so old, I can't be big or small."
"If you don't agree, if you don't promise, you won't leave."
Chen Xu looked at Wan Jiaojiao's delicate and wonderful figure on the spot, licked his thin lips, and said, "Okay, I promise you, Jiaojiao." ”
Wan Jiaojiao's smile bloomed, and she was satisfied and wanted to open the door and walk away, but she didn't expect that Li Wangcai opened the door and walked in.
"Why, it was done so quickly."
Wan Jiaojiao's eyes were round, she looked at Li Wangcai, and said, "Who are you talking about, is there a magnifying cannon?" ”
Li Wangcai drooped his head, looked at Wan Jiaojiao and said, "No, Jiaojiao, how can you find this kid, if you want, you can come to me." ”
Wan Jiaojiao was so angry that her chest rose and fell, and she shouted loudly: "What nonsense is Li Wangcai talking about, believe it or not, I will beat you flat." ”
Li Wangcai glared at Chen Xu angrily and said, "Boy, hmph, I know that you are young and you have capital, but you remember, this is my family's Jiaojiao, don't seduce her." ”
"No, nothing happened to us."
Wan Jiaojiao twisted Li Wangcai's ears and scolded: "You are a little example, don't embarrass my aunt and grandmother here, follow me quickly, get out." ”
Chen Xu took off his clothes and calmly slid his white and tender body into the fragrant and hot water.
After five days, after the days of fasting and bathing, in the evening, Chen Xu picked up his mobile phone and saw that it was more than six o'clock, so he was ready to say goodbye to Han Lei and go into the mountain.
But only Li Wangcai was grinding over there, and he didn't want to go up the mountain at all.
Wan Jiaojiao walked over and asked, "Wangcai, why aren't you ready to go into the mountain." ”
"Jiaojiao, I heard that the mountains over there are steep in Sibei Pit, and there are a lot of poisons, we might as well not go, where does that kid go alone, anyway, it's the moon grass he is looking for, let's stay in the old man Han Lei's house, there is something for him to call, it's not too late for us to go up and help him."
Wan Jiaojiao's face was full of anger, and she said: "Li Wangcai, are you still not a man, haven't you already said it, you are not like you are cowardly, you are not trustworthy to others, you really don't look like a man, you don't go to me." ”
Seeing that Wan Jiaojiao insisted on going, Li Wangcai said: "Who said I was cowardly, it's just that I'm worried about you......." ”
The three of them came to Han Lei to say goodbye, Han Lei said: "The moon grass blooms when you see the moon, and shrinks when you see the sun, tonight, the moon is shining, I believe you can find the moon grass grass, this is a map of mine." ”
Chen Xu took the map, confidently thanked Han Lei again and again.
"I won't go, the more people who go, the more chaos it will be, remember when you kid asked for a wife in Peach Blossom Village, you must invite me to drink wine."
At seven o'clock, Chen Xu took a strong military flashlight and walked in the direction of Sibeikeng with Wan Jiaojiao, until more than ten o'clock, several people were tired and tired, Li Wangcai held the dragon hunting instrument in his hand, and walked slowly.
"In the end, have you arrived, why is Sibei Pit so far away?"
Chen Xu opened the map and looked at it, holding a strong flashlight in his hand to illuminate the surrounding environment.
This is a small forest, surrounded by redbud trees that bloom in season, kudzu vines surround the dead trees, low-lying terrain, because of the rain and water accumulation, become a clear water pool, from time to time there are fish jumping up, sounding a pungent sound.
Chen Xu rolled up the map and said: "It's late at night, we have been walking for a few hours, it should not be far from Sibei Pit, Jiaojiao, does your mobile phone software have any positioning, what kind of place is this." ”
Wan Jiaojiao put the backpack in hand under the tree and said, "The Google map of the mobile phone shows that this is Rooster Mountain, and it has not yet reached Sibei Pit." ”
Li Wangcai saw a fluffy and lovely prickly grass growing like a futon, and the whole person was paralyzed on it, and said: "No, I can't go, if I go any further, my legs will be lame." ”
Chen Xu felt sorry for Wan Jiaojiao and said: "Forget it, let's spend the night here today and continue tomorrow, anyway, the biscuits and hash browns we brought are enough for us to support us here for a few days." ”
Li Wangcai looked at the dragon ruler in his hand, stopped turning, pointed to a low-lying hill in front of him, and heard the sound of rustling, he ignored it at all.
The dragon finder is a necessary tool for the geographer, it borrows the difference in the height and openness of the terrain, the release of different airflow and electromagnetic waves, will be subtle, delicate induction, through the receiver at the upper end, to determine different airflow and electromagnetic waves, so as to determine different places, this to someone will apply, its working principle is equivalent to a tape recorder, need someone to beat electromagnetic waves, when receiving the induction, make a judgment.
But in Li Wangcai, the Li cannon, he didn't know what the principle was, it was like a plaything, just for curiosity.
"Oops, why did this thing stop, it must be that the battery is useless."
Li Wangcai threw it aside and said, "Boy, if it weren't for my Jiaojiao, I would ignore you, I'm tired to death, I'll set up a temporary war tent here tonight, and I'll sleep for a while." ”
Chen Xu said: "Okay, I will stay here for one night." ”
Wan Jiaojiao took some dead branches and swept the fallen leaves on the ground.
Chen Xu bent down and heard the sound of rustling in the grass, and asked, "What sound?" ”
"What else can it be, it's the sound of Jiaojiao cleaning, silly boy."
Wan Jiaojiao set up the tent of the temporary tent, and soon the tent was erected.
Li Wangcai looked at Wan Jiaojiao's pink, full of mood tent, walked over, smiled, and said sheepishly: "Jiaojiao, brother, how did I treat you." ”
Wan Jiaojiao looked at Li Wangcai's plump body with a pair of shining eyes, twisted his face with her left hand, and said, "It's not bad, it's not good......." ”
"Hey, what did this little girl say, why didn't I hear it clearly, talking to Chen Xu, a sour little hairy baby, also became sour, and said that you didn't do anything."
"You don't talk nonsense."
Li Wangcai looked at Wan Jiaojiao's smooth and tender hand if he touched his chest and didn't know how good it was, he swallowed his saliva and said, "Jiaojiao, you see I don't have a temporary tent, can I sleep with you all night." ”
Wan Jiaojiao opened her apricot eyes and said, "What did you kid say?" ”
"Don't worry, don't worry, just sleep for one night, I promise, I promise I won't do anything to you."
"Think beautifully."
Chen Xu threw the pillow at Li Wangcai, Li Wangcai turned his head unwillingly, and said, "You stinky boy always spoils my good deeds." ”
A few people went to sleep in the tent, and the night sky in the mountains and forests was still bright and starry at first, but slowly became sparse and starry.
Wan Jiaojiao slept in the tent, but there was no sense of security, falling asleep belonged to the second degree of sleep, but soon in the drowsiness, she felt a commotion from her slender thighs, as if something was caressing her ankles.
Wan Jiaojiao was so angry in her heart, she thought: It must be Li Wangcai, a stupid guy, who came to harass her again in the middle of the night. ”
Wan Jiaojiao sat up gently, a slight smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, and knocked down hard with a small wooden stick on the raised part of the canvas of the tent, and with a snort, a red-headed centipede about a foot poked its head out.
Ah, Wan Jiaojiao screamed loudly, accidentally knocked down a kerosene lamp, and with a bang, the fire burned.
"What's going on?" Chen Xu immediately walked out of the tent and dragged Wan Jiaojiao out of the tent, but fortunately, Wan Jiaojiao was not burned by the fire.
Wan Jiaojiao, such a lovely woman, also trembled and said, "There are monsters, many, very big monsters." ”
Chen Xu took a strong flashlight and shone it, my obedient, the mountains are full of red-headed centipedes, they are one foot long, their teeth and claws, their heads are flashing with red light, and hundreds of pairs of restrained people are moving.
Li Wangcai, who was rubbing his sleepy eyes, jumped up all of a sudden.
"Ah, the ghost."
The red-headed centipedes scattered all over the mountains centered on Chen Xu and the three of them, passed through the hollow wood, the cracks in the ground, and the grass, and marched calmly.
Li Wangcai snorted, climbed onto the trunk of the tree, and Chen Xu stretched out his hand to grab his pants.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm running for my life."
"Won't the red-headed centipede climb trees, you die faster like this, come down."
Wan Jiaojiao hid behind Chen Xu, who held a wooden stick decorated with cloth in his hand and walked towards the red-headed centipedes that shuttled over.
The three red-headed centipedes went hand in hand, and a pair of clearly visible pincers waved over their heads, Chen Xu snapped, and the wooden stick smashed down, smashing the back of the red-headed centipede, and there was a sound, as if knocking on a coconut shell, but with little effect, more and more red-headed centipedes came.
Chen Xu was in a hurry, constantly beating over, the red-headed centipede died on the ground, the red juice stained the grass, the red juice looked more like blood, and Wan Jiaojiao, who was hiding behind Chen Xu, was even more afraid.
Wan Jiaojiao's hands hung on the neck of Chen Xu, who was more than 1.8 meters long, because she was afraid that her feet would leave the ground from time to time, and she looked as if she was swinging.
Chen Xu shot frequently, coughing from time to time, and shouted: "Sister Jiaojiao, please don't tie my neck, I'm almost out of breath." ”
"I'm so scared."
"What about me" Li Wangcai took a branch that could be held and crackled towards the ground for a while, stabbed indiscriminately, and moved closer to Wan Jiaojiao.
Li Wangcai is more than 1.7 meters tall, his body is obese, he has 200 catties, and he has inexhaustible strength, and the red-headed centipede that was stoned to death His branches were raised in the air, Wan Jiaojiao looked over, the centipede's body was full of oily and shiny, and the carapace with red light flashed, but the abdomen was greasy and greasy, and it looked brilliant.
The body of a red-headed centipede lay around, but in the cracks in the ground, the pile of rocks kept crawling out, and this group appeared even more brutal and vicious, and crawled like a tide.
Chen Xu saw that his face turned blue, and thought: I may not be able to get out of this realm, he held the kerosene lamp in both hands and smashed it on the ground, and the big flames rushed up along the kerosene, Chen Xu took a wooden stick to dip it in kerosene and lit the flames.
The red-headed centipede that had been burned to death by the fire was a large swath of death, and the smell of foot odor floated in the air, and dirty juice flowed on the grass.
Several times, the red-headed centipede scurried onto the insteps of Wan Jiaojiao and Chen Xu, and Chen Xu trampled them to death, but soon, the weapons that Chen Xu and Li Wangcai relied on were also discounted, and the centipedes on the rock wall crawled over again.
"What should I do, if I continue like this, I will definitely die." Li Wangcai's eyes showed helplessness.
Chen Xu looked at Wan Jiaojiao and said, "Let's cover your escape." ”
Wan Jiaojiao said: "No, I must stay." ”
Chen Xu knew in his heart what would happen if he was bitten by a red-headed centipede, and he had nothing to do.
Chen Xu stood on the rock and shouted loudly: "Damn, I'll fight with you." ”
Wan Jiaojiao and Li Wangcai looked at each other, looking at Chen Xu as if he was an anti-Japanese general, as if he was going to pull out a sharp knife from his wallet and die with the enemy, but then, an incredible scene happened,
Wan Jiaojiao and Li Wangcai watched Chen Xu jump onto a bare big bluestone, untie their trouser belts, and look panicked.
Wan Jiaojiao said a little nervously: "Brother Xu, what are you doing here, don't scare my sister." ”
"Don't look at it, how do you know if it works if you don't try it."
Chen Xu pulled open his trouser chain and poured urine into the thorny grass under the big bluestone, and the white liquid formed an arc like an arched bridge in midair.
Wan Jiaojiao's face was flushed, as if she had been beaten with rooster blood, but she felt a small stimulation, a natural curiosity.
The urine vapor was thick in the air, and gradually spread from all around.
Strangely, Li Wangcai and Chen Xu watched as the red-headed centipedes, which were more than a foot long, suddenly stopped crawling violently, stretched out their long and agile beards to probe the air around them, and retreated backwards.
"Wow, what's going on, those centipedes haven't attacked."
Wan Jiaojiao looked at this wonderful scene and muttered in her heart: Could it be that Brother Xu's soak of urine has played a role. ”
Li Wangcai looked at the pair, densely packed like centipedes of the soldiers of the Seven Kingdoms surging towards him.
Li Wangcai was so frightened that he jumped up one after another, jumped to the back, and shouted: "Boy, if you can pee, so can I." ”
Li Wangcai pulled down his trouser chain and "opened the gate to release water".
"Ah", Wan Jiaojiao's face flushed, as if it was a peach blossom in March, and she took a sip.
"You guys are really a pair of enemies, little rascals, don't you see the girl next to you, if you want to pee, you have to avoid it, find a good place."
Li Wangcai peed in front of his beloved woman, a trace of smugness flashed on his face, and said: "Heh, Jiaojiao, you are still a girl, and you haven't seen the thing that can do "pull-ups" for men." ”
Li Wangcai's words made Wan Jiaojiao angry, and Wan Jiaojiao stretched out a pair of beautiful legs and kicked Li Wangcai's buttocks.
Wan Jiaojiao muttered in her heart: I really haven't seen this thing.
Li Wangcai sprinkled a big puddle on the yellow-brown ground, strangely, it didn't seem to have any effect, those red-headed centipedes, hundreds of pairs of red feet crawled up towards Li Wangcai's side, waving a bunch of very powerful pincers unscrupulously, and where they climbed, the grass and trees were broken.
Wan Jiaojiao looked at the centipede on the ground with a pair of shining apricot eyes, and said, "Wangcai, your urine is not good at all, it's really useless." ”
Li Wangcai made a comparison, looking at Chen Xu's side, on the flat ground, the centipede did not climb up again at all, there is a gap in contrast, Li Wangcai roared with dissatisfaction in his heart: "Boy, what the hell is going on, how can this be, why is my urine not working." ”
Chen Xu scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "By the way, fighting these centipedes may only be useful if it is a child's urine." ”
"Ah, how can this be." Li Wangcai jumped in front and said to Wan Jiaojiao with an aggrieved face: "Damn, I really regret it, I regret that I married my first time to my unreliable ex-wife, Jiaojiao, you won't dislike me." ”
Wan Jiaojiao smiled bitterly: "Li Wangcai opened your pair of pig eyes and looked, when is it now, and you are still talking this kind of brainless." ”
Li Wangcai smiled and said, "If I had met you earlier, maybe I would have dedicated my first time to you for free." ”
The centipede climbed up like an indomitable mercenary, and Li Wangcai could only pick up a branch that looked like a nail rake on the ground and swung it continuously.
Chen Xu saw a long centipede with a red body crawling towards Li Wangcai's side and biting down his toes.
"Ah, be careful."
Li Wangcai, who was bitten, felt paralyzed all over his body, his long legs were in severe pain, and he was dragged by Chen Xu behind the bluestone on the side.
"What should I do?" Wan Jiaojiao looked at Chen Xu with fond eyes.
Chen Xu said: "What else can I do, hurry up and stand in the circle where I peed just now." ”
"What a bad idea." That being said, Wan Jiaojiao was the first to walk into Chen Xu's peeing circle.
Wan Jiaojiao muttered in her heart: Heh, I didn't expect that my little fresh meat was still a virgin, and I really picked up a treasure. ”
Wan Jiaojiao looked at Chen Xu with a pair of affectionate eyes and said, "Brother Xu, don't you have a girl you like when you are eighteen years old, you are still a virgin." ”
"What's wrong with being a virgin?"
Chen Xuhan smiled and said: "Don't talk about this sensitive issue, let's quickly consider the situation of the three of us, if the centipedes in this mountain area persist in not leaving, when the urine on the ground evaporates, we will be ** by them." ”
Wan Jiaojiao looked at the centipedes crawling on the ground, and her long tentacles formed an encirclement around them like fishing nets on the sea.
"Brother Xu, you said, how can these centipedes be so afraid of children's urine."
"Men keep their yang essence unvented, and their whole body is full of yang qi, centipede is one of the five poisons, yin and obscure things, and it is common sense to overcome yin with yang."
Wan Jiaojiao said: "It would be nice if I were a boy." ”
Li Wangcai slumped on the ground, opened one eye, and said, "I think how good it would be if I were a woman, so that I wouldn't have a relationship with a woman." ”
Wan Jiaojiao took a sip: "Wangcai, you died like this, you still can't stop talking, and you make fun of me again, it's really a mouth left after the mullet died in June." ”
In the middle of the rock peak, crawled a black-headed centipede that was two feet long, obvious in the centipede group, and almost became an immortal, although it did not dare to cross the urine circle, but the elongated tentacles kept touching Wan Jiaojiao's shining, slender and white beautiful legs.
Wan Jiaojiao was so frightened that she closed one eye and said, "The urine is gradually getting weaker, what should I do Brother Xu, you hurry up and sprinkle a little more." ”
"Is it right here, I'll try again."
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