Chapter 3: The Power of Brain-Dead Powder

Of course, Tang Chengbi couldn't be thrown out by the strong young lady, because as soon as he stood up straight, a strong current suddenly jumped in his head, and then Tang Chengbi's thin body suddenly trembled, and a few seconds later, he fell uncontrollably at the feet of that Miss Lu.

Tang Chengbi was a little sad.

Everyone is reborn and crossed, why is he treated as an inflatable doll and hit the street as soon as he appears?

After that, the two ladies thought that he had been "played bad", and immediately demanded that he be thrown out, but the man named Lu Yi was obviously stronger, and he could not refuse to invite the two ladies away, and emphasized that he had set up a new security system at the door, and the next time he came over without saying hello, he might be roasted into jerky by the power grid at the door.

Miss Lu left in a daze, but Lu's mother frequently looked at Tang Chengbi who fell to the ground, and when she left, she still muttered weakly, "There is no future for interracial love......

After that, Tang Chengbi didn't know what happened, because his brain received too much information in a short period of time, and the load was too large, and a certain string in his brain collapsed, and Lu Yi grabbed him in a hurry, turned on the flying machine and went to Dr. Wayne's side.

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The year 23,333 of the cosmic calendar is 10,000 years since the era when the earth once lived. In the past 10,000 years, the ape-man race has gone through the process of evolution, atavism, extinction, and rebirth, and in the era of the great universe, human beings have acquired a new body and a better mind, they have opened up new galaxies, occupied larger planets, and established new systems and kingdoms.

As a result, in the galaxy as we know it so far, there is the Gamma Empire that is entrenched in the entire galaxy, the Free Federation that has been bullied to the corner by the Empire, and the Free Federation, which is more miscellaneous than the Free Federation, and the Kantia United Nations, which is the most miscellaneous army than the Free Federation. Oh yes, and just a few days ago, the Mermaid Empire, discovered by the Empire's youngest admiral, came into the public eye.

There is still a lot of information that Tang Chengbi didn't write down one by one, because he only needs to keep three points in mind.

First, the Gamma Empire where he is located is a superpower, and the current ruler is a hybrid of the ancient earth yellow race and the new ape human, which can be classified as Chinese; Second, the name of the youngest admiral who discovered the Mermaid Empire was Lu Yi; Three, he was reborn in the body of a virtual idol, and this virtual idol has the same name as him, and is popular in the galaxy, in short, he has become the national male god of a large country, and has a very perverted owner.

In addition to the resentment that he couldn't eat, Tang Chengbi quickly accepted the fact that he died and was reborn.

"Oh shit, Admiral, you shouldn't have fed him the nutrient solution! I've said it many times! You can only give him energy liquid! It's like opening the energy liquid groove on the buttocks of the machine, let Chengbi open his mouth, and then put the energy liquid in! Oh my God, after drinking so much nutrient solution, he didn't explode directly because the ingredients I used were so good! An old man's voice was shattered in Tang Chengbi's voice.

Tang Chengbi opened his eyes, and then saw an old man in front of him wearing a white coat with glasses, holding a sharp ion knife in his hand, sharpening the knife towards him.

At the same time that he was taken aback by the old man, the other party was also taken aback.

"Oh my God, I haven't started repairing it yet, why did I suddenly open my eyes, something went wrong?"

Tang Chengbi jumped off the operating table neatly, he is not a machine, repair a fart, repair? If you really want to stick those two knives into yourself, you can go to see Lord Yama.

Dr. Wayne frowned, "Admiral, please hold him down. ”

Tang Chengbi quickly took a few steps back, and hid directly when he was in Lu Yi, he knew that this expressionless man was actually very trustworthy, "I don't think I need that." Tang Chengbi also remembered who the old man in front of him was, his name was Wayne. According to experience, in the future, most of the first-class people of such scientists and doctors are not well-intentioned.

Wayne dissatisfied, "Admiral, you have to hold him down. ”

But Lu Yi is so unprincipled, he coldly rejected Wayne, "I respect his opinion." Seeing that Tang Chengbi was nothing serious, he turned around and picked up Tang Chengbi easily, and quickly left the operating room.

Wayne was so angry behind him that he scolded his father, "Damn it! He dropped the scalpel in his hand. It's the first time I've seen such a buyer who doesn't cooperate with after-sales service!

After getting on the flying machine with Lu Yi, Tang Chengbi had the opportunity to communicate with this man.

"Why did you buy me?" Tang Chengbi couldn't help but ask. Could it be that this man, who is said to have been a bachelor in the empire for fifty years, really bought himself back just to do something shameful? Tang Chengbi shuddered, he didn't expect it to become a sex toy at all.

Lu Yi met his gaze and didn't speak.

One second, two seconds...... Many seconds passed, and then Tang Chengbi heard the man hold back a sentence, "I like you." ”

The corners of Tang Chengbi's mouth twitched, and he became more and more sure that this man was either perverted or neurotic.

At this moment, the aircraft suddenly paused in the air, "traffic jam ahead, traffic jam ahead......

Tang Chengbi leaned on the window of the aircraft and looked out, this was the first time Tang Chengbi had seen such a spectacular scene. Dense flying machines and hovering trains were blocked in mid-air, and some of them even had banners on them, which read: Give me back! Give me back! Give me back!

I turned my head again and saw that the banner next to me read: If I can't catch the person who stole the male god, I'll jump into the sea!

…… I'm going to jump ship!

…… I'm going to jump off the building!

……

This is followed by a series of indignant speeches, which are as if migrant workers are asking for wages.

A group of people suspected of being TV stations appeared immediately outside the aircraft, holding recording microphones in their hands, and their faces were solemn, "On May 5, 23333 in the cosmic calendar, the national idol Chengbi suddenly disappeared from the light brain he carried, and as of today, he has disappeared for ten days and four hours, and you can now see that the 'wall fans' in front of the camera are already excited......"

Tang Chengbi: "......"

It's really not easy for a tech nerd to suddenly have so many fans, but even if he jumps out now and says that he is Chengbi, it is useless, and he will have to be killed.

He turned his head and saw that Admiral Lu Yi, who was supposed to be a thief, did not show any shame, he drove the flying machine and turned around and left, and then secretly took Tang Chengbi to the hotel. Lu Yi is also a popular figure in the empire. When Tang Chengbi walked into the hotel with him, he enjoyed countless scrutiny.

Tang Chengbi could still faintly hear the discussion coming from behind.

"Is that a man or a woman? I look at the ass like a man......"

"Nonsense, obviously there is a protrusion on the chest......"

Tang Chengbi couldn't listen to it anymore, he grabbed Lu Yi's hand and quickened his pace, the corners of Lu Yi's mouth curled stiffly, which was caused by the excitement and wanting to laugh but not being able to laugh.

Lu Yi took him to the room.

Tang Chengbi looked at the pink decoration inside in a daze, and the whole person was a little bad. This is a honeymoon suite!

Lu Yi was still a little proud in his heart, this was the small pink room he asked the front desk for, Chengbi would definitely like it very much!

Tang Chengbi suppressed the disgust in his heart and walked in with Lu Yi, they will rest here if they don't do well tonight. They sat down next to each other on the sofa, and Lu Yi was worried that he was bored, so he immediately turned on the TV. Television in this era is completely different from what it used to be, but they are all built to entertain the masses.

Lu Yi transferred several stations, all of which were reporting on the disappearance of national idols...... Lu Yi had to change a few more stations.

Then the TV page got stuck on an adult channel.

Oh, in view of the fact that everyone likes to be a single dog and a dink in the future, and the director is thin, the radio and television department has to launch an adult channel, so that when couples and couples accidentally tune to this station, they will be aroused to the point of animality, and they will snap many times and then give birth to the future flowers of the motherland.

Tang Chengbi couldn't help blushing slightly, he had never seen such an open TV show in his previous life.

Lu Yi swallowed the side, he glanced at Tang Chengbi next to him, silently recited Wayne's third rule in his heart thirty times, and then turned off the TV.

In order to break the embarrassing atmosphere just now, Tang Chengbi coughed lightly and asked out loud: "You are a general, right?" You're going out to war, right? ”

Lu Yi nodded, "Yes." ”

"And what will I do if you go to war?" Tang Chengbi is very concerned about his personal safety, he doesn't want a few more women to come and shout to throw his doll out.

Lu Yi frowned, "I'll take you with me." ”

But I don't want to follow a pervert! Tang Chengbi complained in his heart.

Lu Yi suddenly remembered something, "Do you know my name?" My name is Lu Yi. ”

"My name is Tang Chengbi." Tang Chengbi pursed his lips.

"You...... What are you going to call me? Lu Yi's heartbeat accelerated a little when he asked this sentence, and his eyes became a lot hotter.

"Uh, it's General Lu?"

Lu Yi was a little disappointed. Master, Dad, Brother...... All flew away. "Call me by name."

"Okay." Tang Chengbi hit the snake with the stick and immediately responded.

At this time, the organic qì person knocked on the door, "Hello guest, your dinner has arrived." ”

I don't know how Lu Yi controlled the door, but the next second, I saw someone pushing the dining cart and walking in, and as soon as the lid was opened, Tang Chengbi smelled the aroma inside. He didn't expect that after the past 10,000 years, the food that humans are keen on is still rice. And it's still Chinese food on it.

Tang Chengbi's saliva fell down.

He stood up, "Can I eat it?" ”

"I can't." Lu Yi cruelly rejected him, and he himself picked up the food and walked to the table next to him, and began to eat. For Tang Chengbi, who has been hungry for a long time, the smell of vegetables is simply a kind of torture.

And Lu Yi, a frenzied man with facial paralysis, even said while eating: "It doesn't taste good." ”

It's not delicious, you give it to me!!

Tang Chengbi couldn't help it, he pounced, wanting to snatch the tableware in Lu E's hand, Lu E's conditioned reflexively grabbed Tang Chengbi's wrist and was about to throw him to the ground, Tang Chengbi lay on Lu E's back, seeing that Lu Ei was about to fall down, and the meat entered Lu E's mouth, Tang Chengbi's eyes were green with hunger, his hands hung on Lu E's neck, and his legs jumped, just like a koala, hanging on Lu E's body, and he also threw Lu E's down.

Lu Yi put away the chair in time, and the two fell not too badly, but when Lu Yi came back to his senses, he felt the warm touch on his lips.

He, he, he, he, he was kissed by an idol!

Admiral Lu Yi felt that he was flying at that moment.