Chapter 654: Learning to Attend Classes
The angels were left with Raphael and Raguil, Raguil's attitude was quite mild, and he didn't care that at the beginning, they killed her sheep and roasted them to eat: "I will take you to see in the heavenly realm and understand the rights and responsibilities of angels." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ infoβ
Cheng Qianxun didn't want to play around: "Does it have anything to do with the ladder in the future?" If it's not closed, I still want to take a good rest, anyway, I will have time to learn about the things of the heavenly realm in the future. β
The corners of Raguil's mouth still had a gentle smile: "Then you have a good rest." She looked at the others again.
The other teammates all said they were too tired and needed to rest. Of course, it's not as blunt as Cheng Qianxun.
Raguil left after listening, and Raphael said to Cheng Qianxun kindly: "Don't do this, the next layer is that she is responsible for solving the problem, and she is also responsible for monitoring the good deeds of the angels." β
Cheng Qianxun raised his eyebrows: "So I'm going to be attractive and ingratiate myself with sycophants?" β
"Hehe, if you want to shoot it, you can shoot a fairy fart, right?" Raphael laughed and went elsewhere: "I thought you were bored after reading books for a few days, but you still want to rest. β
"I can't wait to sleep forever." Cheng Qianxun also told the truth, climbing the stairs made her exhausted, and she was really about to die.
"Then you can rest well, I will come over to see you when I have time, if you need anything else, you can change it yourself." Raphael smiled: "Actually, what about being a face-to-face and a sycophant?" I've been doing this in the underworld, why don't you do it here, it's not actually bullying good people. β
What kind of good person is the heavenly realm, Cheng Qianxun was angry and funny, but Raphael disappeared after speaking, not giving her a chance to refute.
"He's right!" Rudolph agreed: "Cheng, prejudice and resentment can't solve the problem, even if you trust Hades, it doesn't mean that you have to fight against the heavenly realm everywhere." β
Regor also said: "It's actually not better to trust the Hades, those demon kings are also smiling at the heavenly realm one by one, how can your face be so long." β
Cheng Qianxun pursed the corners of his mouth, twisted his head, and remained silent.
Gordon sighed slightly: "Everything else is easy to say, but when it comes to the heavenly realm, it won't work." Cheng, sometimes you are really stubborn. Okay, let's read enough books, why don't we learn some skills together? β
"Good!" In order to ease up, Sneijder said very positively: "I haven't practiced boxing for a long time, so I'll learn two more tricks from you." β
Regel is also willing to learn, after all, these fighting techniques guided by professionals are very useful at critical moments.
"I think I'll learn something else today." Rudolph stood up and threw the book in his hand, and it flew to the shelf and automatically inserted into an empty space.
He crossed his arms over his chest: "Learn how to die as soon as possible." β
Now everyone is surprised, and some people think that they have heard it wrong.
Rudolph is also helpless: "Now everyone's ability is quite good, even if Cheng is thrown in the desert, I believe she can last for a while." β
Cheng Qianxun immediately understood what Rudolph meant: "It's not easy to live, but sometimes it's harder to die than to live." Since we can be angels even if we die, if we encounter a powerful enemy, we can't survive and die, that is the worst thing. β
Rudolph crossed his arms and nodded: "So what we have to learn now is not to live, but how to die by ourselves." In fact, self-determination is also one of the courses that spies must learn. β
Sneijder smiled and asked, "Then what are the other weird compulsory programs?" β
Rudolph said calmly: "How else to endure torture, do you want to learn this first?" β
"No, of course not." Sneijder immediately raised his arms in surrender, causing everyone to laugh.
When Raphael arrived, he heard Rudolph still explaining: "There is another way to die, it's very simple, just hold your breath." β
Everyone listened to the lecture and didn't care about Raphael at all, Regel raised his hand and asked for advice: "Can people suffocate themselves to death?" It's not that it's impossible for people to suffocate themselves. β
Seeing that everyone was listening attentively, Raphael sat down on the spot next to him.
"You can't suffocate because you don't have willpower, just like a person who commits suicide by jumping into the water, he will struggle before drowning. The person who jumps will stand on the roof of the building for a while, and jump down without anyone running up. Holding one's breath and dying is because one breath is taken, and other people will also be in instinctive breathing after fainting. Rudolph also taught seriously: "And when you are tied up and can't hit the wall and jump off the building, you can only hold your breath." Even if you can't die and faint, you can at least buy a certain amount of time. And the other party will also temporarily stop your interrogation and torture because they know that you really want to die and are not afraid of death, and use this breathing time to escape if you can, and if you really can't escape, you will die quickly. β
"Bang Bang Bang . . . Raphael, who was listening, applauded first.
Everyone looked sideways, and Raphael sat there and said with a smile: "No wonder you can live so long, one is really smarter than the other." β
Rudolph ignored it, and stood in front of everyone to continue the class: "The escape method just now, combined with the death search method taught later, did you find that the methods used to find death and escape are almost the same." Therefore, if you can't escape, you can endure it, and if you feel that you can't bear it, you will die. If you can't stand the suffering, if you find an opportunity, you will die quickly, and do not hesitate. β
Cheng Qianxun smiled and said, "Then I must die quickly, I can't help the pain." The Nazis poured a stomach full of cold water, and I didn't want to come a second time, let alone something worse. β
Legger also said: "Yes, I can't stand the carving on my body, it's better to die." β
Raphael smiled: "It's easy to die, but the heavenly realm also has the laws of the heavenly realm, aren't you afraid that you will become an angel after death and be punished for violating the laws of the heavenly realm?" Is Prometheus, whose liver is bitten out every day, not just a myth, but a reality? β
The gods of the past were temperamental and irritable like humans. At every turn, they are either fighting with each other, or they are encouraging human beings to fight each other. If one is not satisfied, mankind will only suffer. Not to mention the gods, even humans have a way to make people miserable.
"Just care about the things in front of you, let's talk about it when you're comfortable first, can't you die when you are an angel?" Cheng Qianxun's words reminded his teammates that angels also die, and during the Celestial War, the relevant description said that one-third of the angels died in the war.
Snead asked curiously, "What does an angel become when he dies, the undead?" β
"No, no!" Raphael shook his head, his mouth pursed, but his tone was a little heavy: "Angels are made up of the Holy Spirit, and what is the Holy Spirit is a stream of aura." Think about it, what will become when the qi dissipates? Nothing. Resurrection is as difficult as slowly putting together the dead who have been wiped out. β
But then he laughed: "But for a seraphim like me, I will definitely wait first." Therefore, there are still benefits to having a high grade. β
Raphael is really an angel who has not been annoying until now, and his words are really to the point, but they make the people of the heavenly realm angry and funny about it.
He shrugged his shoulders: "Actually, if I take you for a walk today, you can know more about the true situation in the Heavenly Realm." But now it seems that it is more interesting to learn how to commit suicide. β
"That's all that needs to be said." Rudolph said to Raphael, "Take us now, if you want." β
Raphael smiled and shook his head: "Later, the others changed their minds and felt that Cheng was right, only when he died, he would naturally train when he died, so why bother at this time." You can rest well and study hard to make the next layer more exciting. The Celestial Realm can also be bet, maybe they are all dragging their wings and squatting in a circle to bet to see who can't hold up on the next floor. β
I have long known that the gods and devils are actually similar, and they are probably just different in their duties. Everyone laughed at the thought of a group of angels like Satan who made bets at every opportunity, even squatting around the gate of the heavenly realm to discuss bets.
"Have a good rest, as for the love of men and women." Raphael smiled at Sneijder and said, "It's better to solve it yourself, after all, this is the heavenly realm, don't be angry with Cheng." β
"Why?" Cheng Qianxun lost his temper again, one arm suddenly wrapped around Sneijder's neck, and kissed him fiercely on the face: "He is my fiancΓ©, and I am not an angel, why should you have sex in the heavenly realm." β
"I knew you would." Raphael stood up and looked up and down with a smile: "There is nothing in the heavenly realm that cannot be hidden, but there is nothing to be afraid of. It doesn't hurt if you want to be open to people. If you're shy, just block it with something. But have mercy on me, I'm going to stand guard and stop the angels who have not finished their hearts from putting their eyes in the quilt and peeking in. I wonder if there are other high-ranking angels who are righteous and strict to correct your mistakes, and I am not interested! β
Cheng Qianxun was stunned, it was true that the privacy of the heavenly realm was not as good as that of the underworld. Maybe Raphael has something to say, in the underworld, even if Hades doesn't say it, other devils will have some scruples. And this is in the heavenly realm, who knows which sanctimonious angels will not peek.
"Gone, gone. Go on, learn all the skills you need to live or die. Raphael smiled at Cheng Qianxun and said, "You are still the weakest in the team, you used to swim to enhance your physique, how are you learning now?" β
Rudolph was a little skeptical, but he still said truthfully: "I haven't learned it yet." β
"Oh~" Raphael nodded: "Then you guys go on, I'll go first." β
After Raphael disappeared, Rudolph thought for a moment: "Cheng, turn into a swimming pool." β
Well, regardless of whether Raphael said it casually or not, Cheng Qianxun pointed his finger, and the study was suddenly stretched, and on the elongated side was a competition-standard swimming pool.
Rudolph began to change his swimming gear: "Okay, Cheng continues to learn to swim." Who wants to learn to dive with me? β
"I can dive." Gordon also began to prepare: "Anyway, she will be tired in fifteen minutes, and everyone will learn to dive when she rests." β
Two days passed quickly, and Cheng Qianxun was able to dive for a distance of ten meters under the guidance, and he could breathe at most two or three times, so he could only say that he had not learned to swim. And Regle and Sneijder had a good time diving.
On the last day, everyone did nothing and slept for a day and a night. (To be continued.) )