Chapter 55: Termites and Human Evolution
She...... She's really, counting ants!!
King Zhao was not afraid of the earth, but he felt that this small thing that was born from gathering had a little bit, and it was indescribably creepy, so he stood a few steps away from the anthill under the wood hibiscus.
Gaze at the man in the hope that he will spot him.
Seeing him coming, the man was not in a hurry to get up, still in the same posture as before, buried his head and asked him, "Do you know what the food source of termites is?" ”
King Zhao: "...... What's the matter with me? "He doesn't care what the food of this little thing is, not at all!!
And the people outside are waiting, and everyone is looking for her-
Shen Wu prepared the clothes and jewelry that she had just brought from the palace workshop yesterday, and waited to find her, so she quickly packed up and dressed up, and the carriages and horses were also ready, and she was about to rush to the palace with the master's order.
He searched the whole palace, and thought that she was in some urgency, or something happened, or she wanted to assassinate them, so she hid, who knew that a princess, Her Royal Highness the dignified Princess Qi, actually squatted in a small corner of the back garden...... Look at the ants!
Rolling his eyes at someone who was squatting on the ground and counting ants, but this one was in the termite world and failed to accept King Zhao's endless contempt like a surging river.
"In general, for the current low-level biota species, their food sources are twigs and dead grass." She was on the rise, and pretended to be mysterious to King Zhao, who was already very angry: "Are the dead branches and hay delicious?" ”
King Zhao: "...... Do the bottom job! ”
Shouldn't she be thinking about what jewelry would match her dress, and what kind of makeup would make her stand out among the ladies without losing her royal grace?
No, none of that, she's working on a swarm of ants right now!
Are dead branches and leaves delicious? Don't let your Royal Highness the princess eat you! It's just a swarm of ants, you don't care if they die!
Without waiting for a satisfactory answer, she explained to herself: "Tell you, it's not delicious, it's very untasty, it's all fiber and indigestible branch protein." ”
King Zhao: "......"
What the heck! What does termites eat and what does it matter to him? What's the matter with her? It's not delicious, and I didn't let Her Royal Highness the princess eat it!
She knew that if she was late for a royal banquet, even if she was a princess, she would not be spared! Even if the royal brother wants to protect her, she will be instructed by the women of the clans!
"But termites are so amazing that they have evolved a magical digestive system that converts these indigestible foods into the nutrients they need. ”
She stared at a pair of big eyes, and she was very surprised, as if she was satisfied, and sighed: "Oh my God, nature is really amazing, every creature has been blessed with the greatest survival skills. ”
Speaking of this, there was a slight pause, "However, humans have not acquired skills for their own survival, and the advantage of humans over ordinary creatures is that humans can use and create tools, which is a good thing." ”
"However, human beings are limited to this progress, and do not seize the time to evolve themselves at the perfect opportunity to gain absolute domination of the earth, but rely too much on the convenience brought by tools and stop their own evolution."
"As a result, when absolute danger comes, all living things rely on their own skills to survive before the disaster, while the tools of human beings are no longer invincible, and weak human beings cannot adapt to the drastic changes in the living environment, and eventually go extinct."
Wu Xing watched the corners of his master's mouth and eyebrows twitch continuously, and he was really worried that he would not recover in one breath and hold back.
Just when Wu Xing was thinking about whether to help his master lean on where to rest for a while and take a breath, he only heard the master grit his teeth and say, "So, what do you want to say?" ”
I saw that she raised her head and said with a serious look: "I shouldn't have reminded you, but what I saw was that you humans wasted their lives to do something meaningless, thinking that in the future, human beings will go to the road of extinction, I can't help but want to warn you who are lost." ”
Little brother: "...... You win! ”
King Zhao, who couldn't bear it, threw his sleeves away, and he let her die!
Hell ants, hell digestive system, hell humans perish!
"King Zhao, if Princess Qi doesn't attend, how will King Qi explain. Moreover, tonight's banquet is held for Princess Qi, if the protagonist does not attend...... "Seeing that the prince exploded again, Wu Xing silently praised the princess - the princess is mighty!"
"Humph!" Looking back at someone who was looking down at the ants, King Zhao felt a pain in his eyes, a headache, and a pain in his chest, and quickly turned his head away as if he was hiding from some harmful substance - out of sight is clean!
"You can wear it within half an hour, if you dare to be perfunctory, don't want to see the broken wind, I won't give it to you even if I throw it!" After saying that, his pace quickened - he was afraid that if he stayed a little longer, he would not be able to help but strangle someone to death!
'Eh......' the agent sighed helplessly, 'I've already risked violating the rules of the alliance to remind them, why can't these humans understand my hints?' ’
He was also puzzled, and speculated: 'Maybe your hint is too rhetorical and ignores human comprehension?' ’
'Huh...... This human is stupid! The agent felt that he was almost shouting at them, 'Don't waste time, hurry up and find a way to save yourself, humanity is about to perish!' ’
The agent is complaining about 'the whole species of human beings is unreliable' or something, and King Zhao buried his head and walked forward, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and the more he thought about it, the more unhappy he became!
Franticly, he grabbed his neatly tied hair in a mess, forced himself to resign himself to his fate, turned around, and walked back again.
Wu Xing followed behind him, not daring to say a word, for fear of upsetting His Royal Highness King Zhao, and destroying him under the outburst.
"Ahhh!!h When King Zhao turned around again, he found that Wen Jiuqing was still counting ants, and King Zhao, who had been on the verge of collapse, finally broke out.
……
When Shen Wu's maids 1234 were in a hurry in the courtyard, they saw King Zhao carrying the princess of their family, and threw it into Shen Wu's arms and said: "Your hands and feet are sharp, and within half an hour, you must let the world see a gentle, generous, and glamorous princess of Qi!" ”
Shen Wu: "......"
The gentle, elegant, generous, and glamorous princess of Qi?
His Royal Highness King Zhao, don't say half an hour, just like the princess, you can also put on makeup, but you are gentle and elegant and generous, you just give me another ten years, and the princess will also make people kneel!!
But the almighty little maid Shen Wu nodded calmly to King Zhao, and then half-hugged the princess, and closed the door with a group of maids 'bang', and began to dress up the princess, the goal: a princess Qi who looks gentle, generous, and glamorous!
Small Theatre:
Agent: I was brought in by the brain-dead human?
System Jun: Yes, because his emotions are already facing an outburst, if he doesn't follow him, maybe he feels something irrational!
Agent: Can I zoom in?
System Jun: Host, I said that this body of yours doesn't have a high-power radiator!