Turn off the lights and the two lie down.

"Uh, Lu Mingyue." Xie Shaoyun turned on the light, sat up again, you can't sleep here...... However, as soon as he looked down and saw Lu Mingyue's clear eyes, the words actually stopped in his mouth.

"Xianggong, I've been sleeping with the lights on these days, so you don't need to turn on the lights when you're there, turn them off." Lu Mingyue relaxed wholeheartedly and smiled coquettishly. She also approached Xie Shaoyun's side, with "You are my safe dependence" written all over her face.

Her eyes were sparkling, and her long eyelashes cast shadows in the night, making her look serene and warm.

Xie Shaoyun was stunned.

Lu Mingyue let out a long sigh of relief with satisfaction, "Xianggong, go to sleep, you still have something to do tomorrow, right?" ”

"Oh......"

"Well, Xianggong, with you, sleep really peacefully." Lu Mingyue said sweetly, her voice soft, with a little hoarse and child-like coquettishness.

Is this seducing yourself? Xie Shaoyun was about to vomit blood. If it weren't for the fact that she was a patient and had just experienced another nightmare, I was afraid that I would ......

Xie Shaoyun turned off the light and lay down dizzy.

After a while, Xie Shaoyun heard Lu Mingyue's long, steady breathing, and made sure that she was asleep.

Isn't it?

Aren't you going to chase her away? Why is this happening again? I was fooled by her again!

I really didn't mean to......

However, when she unconsciously touched his arm, somewhere was restless again. Xie Shaoyun took a cold shower with a bitter face, and then lay on the other side of the bed, falling asleep in a daze.

In the haze, he was still glad that his bed was big enough.

In the morning, Xie Shaoyun was woken up by the sound of his mobile phone, and he pressed the hands-free button with his head dizzy, and Ning Guanjie's ghost crying wolf howl suddenly amplified: "Xie Shaoyun, the East Window incident, the Queen Mother is going to castrate me!" Tell you, if I am palaced, I will palace you first! ”

Xie Shaoyun was just about to speak, when he glanced at his eyes, he saw Lu Mingyue looking at him with a confused expression, and was startled, how could there be a woman on the bed?!

Xie Shaoyun subconsciously grabbed the quilt in front of him, his brain was dizzy, how could he sleep in the same bed with Lu Mingyue?

Ning Guanjie couldn't hear Xie Shaoyun's answer for a long time, and shouted: "Hey! Feed! Xie Shaoyun, did you hear that?! ”

"Xianggong, you, you speak." Lu Mingyue saw Xie Shaoyun looking at him with a strange expression, thinking that he had disturbed him, so he hurriedly whispered.

Ning Guanjie was stunned for a moment and then laughed: "Hahaha! Xie Shaoyun, I heard you right, right? Got a woman? ”

yes, how can there be a woman? I'm at a loss for myself! But he remembered all the events of last night, why did he inexplicably let her sleep in his bed? Glancing at Lu Mingyue, Xie Shaoyun smiled and said: "Ning Guanjie, the Furong tent is warm and the spring night is short, I have a strong love with my lady last night, even if I am castrated by the Queen Mother, it will not be in vain to come to the world." You'd better worry about yourself. ”

"Then I'll tell the Queen Mother, you are the mastermind of this good thing!"

"Isn't the Queen Mother going to castrate you? Looks like you're not in a hurry at all. ”

"I'm in a hurry, aren't you all happy?"

"So, you just continue to accept the thunderous wrath of the Queen Mother. Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you that the Queen Mother is far away, and I can't hear her yelling! ”

"Hey, hey! I'll tell you a good news, the Queen Mother is about to set off for back, see how you escape! ”

"What?" Xie Shaoyun sat up abruptly, with a bitter face: "The Queen Mother is coming back?" You lie about the military situation! ”

Ning Guanjie smiled so proudly: "Haha! Whether it's true or not, we'll soon find out! ”

Without waiting for Xie Shaoyun to react, Ning Guanjie laughed wildly and hung up the phone three times, Xie Shaoyun lay back on the bed, and sighed with a sad face: "The Queen Mother is coming back, my good days are coming over!" ”

Lu Mingyue was so nervous and flustered when she heard it! How did you get involved with the royal family? In her previous life, she was the daughter of a family, and she had heard of the court struggle and the darkness of officialdom.

"Xianggong ......" Lu Mingyue looked at him nervously with a crying voice, her eyes were filled with crystal clear tears, and it seemed that if she blinked her eyes again, the hot tears would roll down in strings.

Xie Shaoyun was still immersed in the shock brought by Ning Guanjie just now, and Lu Mingyue's expression surprised him very much, "What's wrong, why did you cry?" ”

"You, you, you want to meet the Queen Mother?"

This matter, Xie Shaoyun lay back again, and said lazily: "Yes, go to see the evil Queen Mother!" ”

The Queen Mother, that is, the grandmother, seems to have no other pursuit than chasing him every day to get him married, and her scalp is numb when she thinks of this. I finally went to the United States, he was clean for a few days, and he is coming back? Oh my mother! Why do you feel like your legs are numb! What to do, what to do? What good way should I think of to deceive her old man this time?

"Xianggong, why does the Queen Mother want to castrate you?"

Lu Mingyue's big eyes were full of tears, and it seemed that they would roll down if they blinked again, and I felt pity.

Castrate?

"Ahem...... " Xie Shaoyun coughed dryly, hid his smile, sighed, and said: "Lady, for her husband and Ning Guanjie to deceive the Queen Mother, in the end, the Queen Mother knew about it. Ay! I'm sorry for you. Not long after they got married, they committed a heinous crime. ”

Lu Mingyue became more and more sad, "Xianggong, is there any room for turnaround?" ”

"The Queen Mother doesn't eat hard and soft, hey......"

"So, is there a way to get away with it now?"

“…… Without! ”

Seeing Lu Mingyue's anxious and sad face, Xie Shaoyun secretly despised herself, thinking that it was better not to tease her anymore, and was about to open her mouth to comfort, Lu Mingyue had already said cautiously: "Xianggong, it's better to be castrated, as long as your life is there, it doesn't matter if the rest is there." ”

Xie Shaoyun was almost choked with saliva, and his face was tragic: "If I am really castrated, how will I serve my wife in the future?" ”

Lu Mingyue also looked tragic and serious: "Xianggong, Xianggong, don't be afraid, if there is really no way, even if you become a ...... Eunuch, the concubine body will still be by your side. ”

You are the eunuch, your father is the eunuch, your grandfather is the eunuch, and your whole family is the eunuch...... After Xie Shaoyun slandered, he continued to sigh: "I don't have a son now, and I don't have three unfilial pieties." ”

"Last night...... The concubine may get pregnant. ”

Will this also be pregnant? The next step is not to wait for the baby to be born, right? Where to get a child out for her when the time comes! Xie Shaoyun coughed dryly twice, and said euphemistically, "Only last night, it won't necessarily happen." ”

Lu Mingyue nodded thoughtfully, "Xianggong is reasonable, once is really not enough." ”

"Hmm."

"Then, before the Queen Mother's will to give sins comes down, let's have sex a few more times." Lu Mingyue looked at him seriously, "The concubine will definitely work hard to leave a bloodline for the princess." ”

What the! Still coming? Can't take a cold shower anymore!