Chapter 9: You're Awesome
"Ahh
Suddenly, Xin Xiaoqi screamed, it turned out that Yao Yu took advantage of her inattention, and used her strong biceps like a cannonball to hug a princess in front of the public. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Why am I not being honest?"
Yao Yu asked with a smile.
"It's not honest, it's not honest all over the body!"
"Hey, hey!"
"I don't think so, I think I'm the most honest, and I can do whatever I want, like you!"
Under his teasing, Xin Xiaoqi's cheeks flushed: "Bad guy, dishonest, hateful!" ”
In the midst of the fight, the two soon returned to the hotel.
After the two of them entered the hotel, they attracted the attention of many eyeballs.
"Wow! That man is so strong! That woman must be very happy to be held like this. ”
A woman with a python waist looked at the backs of Yao Yu and Xin Xiaoqi waiting for the elevator with envy, she turned her head to the thin man next to her, who was estimated to be less than half her weight.
"Hey, hey!"
When the shriveled man heard this, he could only laugh dryly.
"I don't care, people have to hug like them!"
The dry man looked at his daughter-in-law, whose thighs were thicker than his waist, and then at his thin arms, with an embarrassed and embarrassed look on his face.
The girl with the bucket waist pounced on her man as she spoke.
She didn't think about how much kinetic energy her weight would bring under the attraction of gravity.
This pounce directly pressed the dry man to the ground, and pressed her fat tightly with her.
"Ahh Hurry, hurry. ”
The dry man is pressed by such a pile of meat at the moment, and he can't even breathe smoothly.
Fortunately, the hotel security guard appeared in time and picked up the fat girl, otherwise there would be a risk of causing death.
"Let's go back and sign up for a fitness class together, you lose weight, I gain muscle!"
The dry man said breathlessly.
Yao Yu was in front of the elevator, heard the movement behind him, and turned his head to look at Xin Xiaoqi together.
Seeing the scene of the fat woman pounced on the man just now, the two couldn't help but glance at each other and smiled.
"Sister, be content, find a fitness man like me to be your man, the benefits in this life are many, innumerable!"
Yao Yu said narcissistically wagging his little tail.
Xin Xiaoqi didn't speak, just hugged Yao Yu's neck, which was much thicker than ordinary people, kissed him fiercely on the mouth, and expressed his happiness with simple and direct body language.
That's when the elevator doors opened.
From the time he got out of the convenience store just now, to the time he entered the hotel front desk lobby, got on the elevator, and walked into the room, the distance of more than 1,000 meters along the way, Yao Yu relied on his developed biceps, and the princess hugged Xin Xiaoqi all the way and did not let go.
After entering the room, he directly threw Xin Xiaoqi on the comfortable big bed in the hotel.
"Daughter-in-law, have you ever seen a movie called Breakup Master?"
Yao Yu looked at Xin Xiaoqi and asked affectionately.
"Haven't seen it?"
"What? Breakup Master? ”
Xin Xiaoqi was stunned for a moment and asked in surprise.
"Hey, hey!"
Yao Yu showed that signature honest smile on his face again: "It doesn't matter if you haven't seen it, I'll tell you the main content." ”
"This film mainly tells the story of a man who, after meeting his true daughter, takes her to travel everywhere and has sex everywhere."
"Ahh You badass! ”
Xin Xiaoqi came to her senses.
"Hey, hey!"
Yao Yu smiled evilly and pounced on Xin Xiaoqi on the big bed.
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Early the next morning, the two of them packed up and walked lightly towards today's destination, Jukai Waterfall, on foot.
In the first few minutes, Xin Xiaoqi was still full of interest and elation about the beautiful scenery of the primeval forest.
But the road was rough, and the weather in the forest was sweltering, and she didn't go far enough to be out of breath and sweaty.
"Daughter-in-law, you can't walk! This long march has only taken a small step at the beginning! ”
Yao Yu said with a smile: "So, you must keep exercising and keep up with my rhythm, and after a few decades, you can follow me to travel all over the world with a beautiful appearance!" ”
"Humph!"
Xin Xiaoqi glanced at him with a roll of his eyes.
"Do you want to try the old society, the feeling of the landlord traveling in a sedan chair?"
Yao Yu asked, pointing to the group of porters gathered not far away.
"Don't let them pick, I want you to carry me!"
Xin Xiaoqi said with a sneer.
"Okay!"
"No problem, isn't it just a dozen miles away! Bagatelle! ”
"How can a man say no? I'm going to let you feel my durability today. ”
As he spoke, Yao Yu split his thighs at a ninety-degree angle, squatted back with his hips, his back straightened, and habitually posed in a squatting posture.
"How are you going to let me go up like this?"
Xin Xiaoqi patted Yao Yu on the shoulder and said.
"Ahh Habit! Habit! ”
Yao Yu's lower body posture remained unchanged, the erector spinae muscles of his upper body exerted force, and his broad and thick back leaned forward.
Xin Xiaoqi easily lay on his stomach, her legs running through his waist.
Yao Yu tightly fixed Xin Xiaoqi's two long legs with both hands, and then his thick quadriceps muscles exerted his strength and got up to move forward.
His extreme full squat weight in his daily training has reached 150 kilograms.
Now carrying a girl in her early 100s, that is, less than 60 kilograms, is simply relaxed and stress-free!
Yao Yu moved her two big thick legs, carried Xin Xiaoqi on her back, and strode forward at a speed much faster than she walked by herself.
Xin Xiaoqi lay on Yao Yu's thick and wide back and walked quickly, feeling a trace of breeze blowing, watching other tourists sweating profusely, and a sentence silently flashed in her heart: "Find a muscular man to be your husband, the benefits are really many!" ”
She couldn't help but turn her head sideways, kissed Yao Yu on the cheek, and kissed her fiercely.
"How's that, cool!"
"Hmm!"
Yao Yu kept the rhythm, and the pace of the soles of his feet became faster and faster, and he had already surpassed those slow porters.
Some other female tourists saw it and were all kinds of envy and jealousy of Xin Xiaoqi who was taking a selfie with a mobile phone on Yao Yu's back.
"Husband, look at that person, people want it too!"
There was a girl with a bewitching figure, and she said coquettishly to the thin male companion on the side.
"Come on!"
The man looked at Yao Yu's two big thick legs, and then looked at the two grasshopper legs that were not as thick as his arms.
Gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and said fiercely.
"Husband, you're so nice!"
Hearing this, the bewitching girl was always happy.
"Smack!" snorted, kissed his male partner fiercely.
She lay on the back of her male companion, kicked her feet, and the weight of the whole person was all pressed on the thin grasshopper man on the ground.
The grasshopper man shook his two slender legs, as if he was carrying a thousand heavy loads, one step at a time, and walked forward with great steadfastness.
But on this rugged road, a man who has not been exercised is out of breath when he walks by himself, not to mention having to carry a daughter-in-law, and he lies on the ground to rest on the ground without taking two steps.
The grasshopper man walked less than ten meters, the soles of his feet were not careful, he tripped over a branch, and the two slender legs that were already trembling immediately couldn't control the weight of Qianjun on his back, and fell towards the front.
His chin touched the ground, rubbed a little half a meter away on the ground, and put on a standard posture, fortunately this is dirt ground, otherwise it is estimated that he would have to go to the hospital on the spot to get a few stitches.
"Oops! It hurts me! ”
The woman on the grasshopper man's back also fell on all fours, crying out in pain.
At this time, Xin Xiaoqi, who was lying comfortably on Yao Yu's back and had already walked out of the front dozens of meters away, looked back and saw the tragic situation of the pair of men and women behind him, and couldn't help but smile on his face.
She whispered in Yao Yu's ear: "You are really good! ”